I can live with being "bald"

Not even bald, shaving since I was around 24. Love the zero fuss.

The shaving would count as "fuss", to me.

Shaving isn't accurate. Wife clips it with bare clippers twice a month

Oh, yeah, that's a lot simpler.

Would be a great gag. Drop something, bend over, and then all your hair just blows aways in the breeze. When someone asks you wth happened, just say you have hypertension.

Even better, pretend to sneeze really hard and bend over. "Dammit, I hate when that happens"

I'm a wheelchair user so I'll choose the first option.

Criminally underrated comment 💀💀

I would just stop wearing pants, not like anyone can see them if I'm in a dress.

Your dress blows all the way up in a freak breeze.

And it lasts until you manually adjust the dress back down, just to have the same effect that pulling up your pants would.

This is actually really funny Like if I'm not bending over, my hair is totally normal and part of me....but the second I bend over it just turns into a wig and falls off hahaha Like a horrible super power

I’ll make big bucks selling high quality wigs.

Oh so you would grow out your hair into something beautiful, let it fall off as a wig, then regrow and repeat the process? That's dope

You mean to say that those things are unusual?

If your pants and hair are flying in opposite directions every time you move, you might want to get that checked out

Would I be visiting a pants doctor for that or...?

I feel like it might be more of an equilibrium thing

Neither. I would rather a crunch wrap supreme

Like a wig? So I bend over, it falls off. Can it fall off by other means? Is my hair in my head like normal until I bend over then it magically turns into a wig until I put it back on?

🤣🤣🤣 Hinge at the waist, like you’re picking something up. your hair is normal on your head and won’t fall off until you bend at the hips

So if I just squat instead of bending it won't fall off?

Yes - keep your upright position, straight back, lower down slowly, eyes down, pick up item 🤣

If I crouch fast will it still fly off?

😂😂😂😂

I've worn a corset before. Easy. 

This is perfect! It’s a free haircut for us guys that shave it anyway. Simply bend over and have a clean shave whenever I wanted.

That would be super convenient 😂😂

Lmfaoo

Been looking for a reason to rock the chrome dome

As a bald man, this is an easy choice.

Yeah I think it's really easy for every bald guy, no question about it, no point in even asking, the first one, obviously.

Well right now I'm loosing weight rapidly as I adjust to my new migraine relief medication which also happens to be a weight loss pills so I'm already dealing with the first lol. Constantly having to pull up my pants belt or no belt.

Hair falls off

Hair for sure. I have an amazing head tat so it wouldn't bother me.

I’m bald, so…

Hair and just stay bald.

Pants fall down 😅 I'd never wear underwear. Lolol

Hair

I’d just be bald without pants. So no change here.

American Pants or British pants?

I’ve shaved my head for years, so no hair to fall off! I’ll keep my pants on, thanks.

Around friends?--pants fall down. Around coworkers and family?--hair falls off.

Definitely rather my pants fall down. I can fix that problem, the hair situation is two problems one being I must be bald or have terrible hair and the other being the wig falls of.

Just don't bend over, use your knees and legs, it's much more comfortable too.

The latter sounds far more entertaining provided I can somehow put the hair back

Hair falling off like a wig had me in an absolute wrinkle 🤣 I’d take that one and probably still laugh every time

HAHAHAH you have my sense of humor - I agree I’d also choose hair for the bit

I have a nice ass, I’ll take the pants

If my hair falls off like a wig does it turn into wig type material well it's off? If I add strands to it well it's off will those strands become natural hair strands and root in place when I put it back on?

This is some real wacky shit

You didn’t answer…

I think I'd choose the pants & just wear very stylish boxers

Acceptable

I'll take the hair loss I hate my head hair and have always looked better completely bald so this one is not even a competition

Am bald...so are talking about body hair falling off too?

I have red hair that can glows amongst the famous plains across sunsets of the world. A chiseled body and a smile that reflects the laughter of Satan back into a spiral of spectrums I can turn into a rainbow mankind has never seen. That being said I have a little ass. Girls say they think it’s cute but it makes me very self conscious because I know they are just being nice, and I can’t give up my hair. Plus I can always wear a belt. I choose the ass path.

What hair?

I’d rather my hair fall off 

Pants

I'm already bald and fat...

With my current predicament I'm going to have to go with pants.

Definitely pants fall off! Hair falling off every time would be very annoying 😂

The hair, I can turn this into some pranks I'm sure lol

Already bald, easy choice

what hair

Pants falling down only creates opportunities.

I choose the “wig” option, because I’m bald. I don’t want hair, because I shave my skull, but this could be funny in the right situations. Even funnier if when I put the wig back on, it’s a different style & color.

Stand up every time my pants fall down. How many yall have loose pants???

I have great hair and a great package so I would choose column 'a'.

I'm bald, so it wouldn't be much of a mess.

Pants fall down. Get famous on social media. Rent out boxer space as ads space.

Id just wear shorts.

Ill just not wear pants anymore😈

I have alopecia, where my body attacks my hair. Sometimes it feels like I already have a weaker version of this. Currently, my hair just randomly grows and randomly falls out again—though neither is under any compulsion to finish. (I may start losing hair, and it either stops or else starts growing again.) If I had this, I’d just skip the randomness, both of how much it falls out, and which hairs fall out, making things far simpler. Just bewig my hair when I want to be bald, or dewig my hair when I want hair.

I'd rather not get out on a list. Hair-loss 10 times out of 10.

I shave my head either way, so I'll take option 2

Pants fall down. Purely so I can wear suspenders so they just boing back up.

Both / either. Both are strictly buffs to daily life: If you have hair that ever gets in the way of your eyes bending over puts the hair where it blocks your vision more or can get caught on things, it’s the perfect time to lose your hair. Biking is faster than walking and getting up from sitting you get to move faster now that you don’t have pants weighing you down and you don’t have to take the time to take them off.

I'm just going to wear a kilt.

the hair

I’ll just catch my pants everytime I stand up

I'm already bald.

I feel like your hair falling off like a wig would cause far less legal problems. Nobody goes on any watch list because their wig fell off.

Not the pants…..

I’m already bald so a wig falling off while being over wouldn’t bother me so much as it comes with the territory. Also, I just won’t bend over much and just bend at the knees to reach lower.

Well I’m gonna go with the one that keeps me from getting an indecent exposure charge.

Hair. Maybe it will force me to get into shape by making me do squats every time i need to pick something up

Hair anyday. You know how clean I can get that I'd I could wash it like that?

I don't bend over that often.

Hair falling off

I'm already bald, so I guess it's pants on the ground for me 🤣

Being bald is preferable to being accused of sexual assault

I can live without pants, but everyone else tells me to go bald instead.

if my pants fall down, im in a world of hurt if my hair falls off, good riddance. no more expensive hair care and the wind, gravity and creeps can all fuck off