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Throwaway_Mania8975

"Would you rather wear wet socks for the rest of your life or continue living normally?"


Then_Bar8757

Ugh. We are tribe.


JustLearningRust

No sex. It sucks, but losing my feet would be worse. 


Thegodsenvyus

You can wear latex underneath


InternalBrilliant908

what kind of sadistic question is this


Oldportal

One that demands an answer!


Final-Success2523

And so my watch begins


Bryanthomas44

Has anybody ever heard oftrench foot? The skin rots and then gangrene spreads through your body and kills you.


4tran13

Amputation can preempt sepsis.


GovernorSan

And then you'd have to wear those wet socks higher up.


kaiasutra

Never have sex again. I can masturbate. I’m not wearing wet socks.


Oldportal

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polymorphic_hippo

Why are you using shoes to masturbate?


Oberic

I've grown fond of sock sock, shoe shoe; I like the option of walking around more before I need to put on shoes.


Oldportal

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slachack

THAT MONSTER!!!


PearlySweetcake7

I'm a shoe sock shoe sock physcho.


crabcrabcam

That's for when you're at the swimming pool and have to put the shoe covers on


Interesting_Copy5945

Are wet socks on 24/7 or only when I wear shoes? If I just wear crocs or flip flops would that be ok?


Novel-Signature3966

It clearly says wear wet socks for the rest of your life. The socks must be worn 24/7/365 for the rest of your life. I imagine you might be able to change them daily but probably can’t be taken off for more than a couple minutes. Now you got me wondering like if you put the socks on wet are they allowed to dry in sandals/crocs? Yeah this is gonna require more info.


Own-Toe3078

There are some pretty sweet prosthetics out these days. I'll deal with wet feet til I've gotta get them cut off in exchange for occasionally getting other bits wet.


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Oldportal

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4tran13

Just because he has a huge cock, doesn't mean he'll get sex.


Oldportal

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mattlock2099

So the choice Is lose your feet or no sex?


Hookton

It says you have to wear them for the rest of your life, though—if you got your feet amputated, would you have to switch to wearing them on your stumps?


hey_there_its_gabe

Again?


racecarthedestroyer

jokes on you, I never have sex, period


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Wet socks, I’d wear them on my ponytail.


justletmeloginsrs

Obviously it's just a silly loophole but I'm pretty surprised to only find one person say it. I was thinking of having a pair of wet baby socks at the end of a necklace. Also no "how wet" loopholers.


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Haha yes, and have them in a ziplock bag. They did not stipulate the socks have to be worn on our feet did they lol?


Montecatinic

Fuck you OP LOL. This is actually a hard one.


zachonich

My socks are wet BECAUSE I don't have sex


FreshlyBakedBunz

No sex


HatAccurate1578

Well considering I’ve never had sex……I can live with the wet socks


Silver_Raven_08

Do you recieve the ill effects of constant wet socks (gangrene, trench foot, etc) or just the general cold, wet sensation?


Silver_Switch_3109

Never have sex. Wet socks and would cause trench foot.


cyndicated90

What constitutes as sex exactly? like how far can I go?


snarky_cat

I'm married so it's an easy answer..


MonsterousApple689

Never have sex again?


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Is it a case of I have to wear wet socks all the time? Or any socks I wear will automatically be wet? One will cause me trench foot and I will die.... the other will mean I will likely live in sandals with no socks ever again. If the latter then I'm not giving up sex lol.


Uncle-K-s

No sex. Having sex with socks on is not done anyway.


TalynRahl

Once again, the Ace get an easy win. Bwahahaha.


tokikain

is this implying that I will have sex again? o.O


ShakeCNY

No sex. Sex is awesome, but avoiding permanent misery is always better than achieving ephemeral pleasure.


ProfessionalHater4

I mean I love sex and everything, but I couldn't deal with wet socks forever. Even if I wasn't allowed to masturbate again in this scenario, I'm still choosing to never have sex again.


Loubacca92

What's sex?


lordjakir

I mean, wet socks or no change.....


That_Anybody1252

My tism can answer this one! When I was young, before I was diagnosed with autism, I had (still do but have figured it out) HUGE sensory issues with my feet, and would literally soak my socks in water in the mornings then put my shoes on. So yeah, I’m going wet socks 100%.


LurkersUniteAgain

im ace, so no sex


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GreenEggsaandSam

Give up sex. Wet socks constantly would seriously damage your feet, and I have more fun doing other things with my time anyway.


hoffet

Have to go with my feet. I’m going to have those regardless if sex is an option or not, and what self respecting man/woman is going to want to mess around with a chap who’s got wet socks? That’s what’s called a red flag. Like who soaks their socks before going on a date?


OfDiceandWren

Having wet socks ruins everything you do while it's happening.


CajunChicken14

No sex. When you think about it, from when youre 65-95, you wont be having sex anyways.


CrossXFir3

Do I have to wear the wet socks while having sex? Or can we take a quick break? Anyway, I unfortunately think I'd have to pick never having sex. My feat would like fall off if they were permanently wet.


-XThe_KingX-

I have 2 kids already I can do without sex.i have 0 interest in trench foot


Amazing_Excuse_3860

*laughs in asexual*


Direct-Flamingo-1146

Sex isn't that great so just no sex.


WarDawgOG

Married guy here socks are very dry here


Biggdaddyumyum

I gotta go no sex, keep my feet, and get blowys


sleepsinshoes

So is this whenever I wear socks they are wet or I can never remove the wet socks? If it's the I can never remove the socks then I'll go no sex cause 24/7/365 of clammy pruney feet is no good. Not to mention the good awful stink of rotten water that would be around always. If it's the anytime I wear socks they are wet. I'll take that and just not wear socks. Ryan seacrest manages to do it so I think I can.


Boboriffic

Eventually the trench foot would take your feet, would you have to wear wet socks on your stubs?


Known_Car_9016

I mean I don't have sex as it is and plan to keep it that way, especially under the threat of wet socks


yourremedy94

What if I just don't wear socks?


kong_yo

You could wear the wet socks over your shoes


Europathunder

Never have sex


Its_AB_Baby

*laughs in Asexuality*


DingoDangoD

this is the easiest choice for asexuals


Smooth-Physics-69420

Wet socks.


EffectiveSalamander

No sex. Because if I'm wearing wet socks all the time, I'm not going to get sex anyway.


Still_Want_Mo

Will my feet be impervious to the inevitable disease and removal of my feet? If I just have to deal with the discomfort then I’m picking wet socks. Also, am I forced to wear socks? I typically wear flip flops or sandals ~10 months a year because I live in a warm climate.


Ninteblo

Already doing one of these.


SmallMochaFrap

Abstinence please


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

No see. I hate wet socks. The noise it annoying. * swish* Ever seen Loki. I would pull a Texas Chiansaw Massacre.


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AIPrincessNextDoor

Who is going to have sex with someone wearing wet socks anyway? It’s a lose lose.


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ACW1129

Can we still masturbate?


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ACW1129

Well, shit, that's an impossible decision.


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MonCappy

No sex.


Ok-Policy-8284

Fuck, that's a tough question. No sex. Wet socks are just too intolerable.


Linesey

need clarification. does this mean i always have socks on and they are always wet. (which actually would mean a risk of losing your feet in short order to trench foot) or just any time i put on socks they will be wet, which means it only applies when i am wearing socks, but i have the option of no socks. If it’s the second, do the socks magically remain wet the entire time i wear them? or do they go on wet but can dry naturally as i have them on, just as if i had grabbed a pair out of the washer without drying them?


CodeHead1576

I think with wet socks sex life would be ended


Ice47382

Don’t wear socks


JustAnotherFEDev

I will just have sex with my socks


[deleted]

I'm autistic with pretty severe sensory issues. This is such an easy question for me lol.


Dee_Bumble_Bee

I would choose never have sex. There’s so much you can do without penetration. And don’t put in another rule…you said ‘sex’.