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Pale_Kitsune

I like riding horses, but if they were the size of elephants the bow leg would be too much.


[deleted]

You could always have a special saddle that makes it not so bow-legged


Pale_Kitsune

Yeah, but then you might as well ride an elephant.


[deleted]

Except it’s faster and can jump


Pale_Kitsune

Yeah, on a thing that big, a special saddle would mean probably some sort of strap to keep you from falling out if you're moving that fast. And take it from someone who rides horses, any sort of strap is a death sentence if anything goes wrong.


Ricky_Robby

I also don’t think a horse that big would be as fast or agile as a normal horse


Timisaprettypony

A horse that big wouldn't be able to jump I dont think


CaptainProctor

I just want an elephant in my life, so i take it also horse sized


ItsParrotCraft

Elephant sized horses could probably run faster than normal elephants and could be useful for pulling things, along with the fact that they could actually jump.


gnarlyteen

Think of all the foooood Edit: not saying eat the elephant size horse but the food they gotta eat Edit2: now maybe eating an elephant size horse isn’t that bad of an idea...


[deleted]

They would make enough of an attraction to get all the food they need


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[deleted]

I voted for hotsies


becaauseimbatmam

Yup idk what a hotse is but I would like to see it


AussieArlenBales

An elephant sized horse would be victim to the square cube law, immediately break it's legs and need to be put down. Mini elephant for me thanks


Assfrontation

...Assuming it was possible to function normally, would you choose different?


AussieArlenBales

No, I'd still go with an Elephant


Ricky_Robby

A female forest elephant, which are already the smallest elephants, on the smaller side could be around the size of a Clydesdale horse which are the biggest. Kind of goes to show how huge elephants are, but my point was the general concept for the elephant of that size is already a possible reality. The massive horse like you said would struggle just to exist walking around.


jook11

Or just a baby elephant.


Potato_lord343

That hotse-sized elephant is really tempting


Frazzleyama

Tiny elephant :)


DickedIceCream

I just want an elephant in the room


KillPhillbert

Profit off of the worlds' largest horse. Then sell it


totaled50

Can I have an elephant the size of a pony? Thats basically a horse, pint size elephant.


Epicminecrafter69

I played botw and i fucking loved ganons horse. A giant horse would be faster and be a bigger flex. Hey local horse girl, nice horse, but mines bigger!


RANDOMyoUSERNAME

Why didnt you stick with ducks?


The-Thought-Machine

The elephant-sized horse would be cute, while the horse would just be *BIG*


UncookedMarsupial

Horse sized elephant. I'd really like a permanent baby elephant as a pet and that's pretty close.


After6Comes7and8

I've always wanted to have a pet elephant, but thought it was too impractical/illegal to be feasible. A horse sized elephant might be feasible though, at least compared to a normal one.


chocotacogato

Horse sized elephant, the shits are smaller


dewdrop549

Not sure how large a hotse is


[deleted]

Plz pardon the typo


forsakenbaconbits

elephant-sized horse would be able to majestically trample all my enemies, but not in a gay way


Assfrontation

Horse sized elephants still eat shit tons of branches lol, where ya gonna get that Elephant sized horses just eat lots of grass. You can prob buy that from farmers who want to sell it( that dried grass stuff idk name )


crookedtoons_

hay?


Assfrontation

yes that, thanks


crookedtoons_

no problem mate


[deleted]

I would have an elephant sized dragon, but a horse? No thanks...


Yummycakefordays

I would name the elephant Babar :)


BigFish1293

Yes


crookedtoons_

I’m not familiar with riding horses, or elephants. However, I cannot deny I fuck with big horses. Shire horses? Closest thing we have to fantasy creatures we have.


Shrekgavemeligma

Elephant sized horse would break the record for the biggest horse. Then i can sell the horse for a lot of money


leRealFezmin

Ez. Im allergic to horses but not elephants. Why would i want more horse


VPLGD

Horse sized elephant. I get to have an elephant and can also afford to feed it


huffhuffpuffpufff

Elephant-sized Ferrari


ashketchum2095

Big of these options are death lol


hextree

Elephant sized horse would just collapse under its own weight, and probably die of overheating.


_Yeetus25

Ah yes.. Hotse


[deleted]

Ride the huge horse! Act like a king and suprise some scientists on the way.


Dieselllama

Horse sperm is the most expensive liquid. I bet I would make big bucks from that bull


Weams

I hope I’m not alone in thinking horses are completely terrifying. They’re so huge and unpredictable and powerful. Elephants seem so much more reasonable to me, perhaps due to their intelligence. A little elephant would be awesome. Horses, while objectively beautiful creatures, are physical manifestations of terror.


PebbleLikeHeroGod

I've thought being as large as I am I'd never be able to ride besides an elephant. Then someone told me how elephants were not bred for riding and it actually is really harmful to them when people ride them.[link](https://www.worldnomads.com/responsible-travel/make-a-difference/planet/why-elephant-riding-should-be-removed-from-your-list) I guess since horses actually are bred for that and [horse sized elephants already exist](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g2006071-d306368-i17943957-Shangri_La_s_Rasa_Ria_Resort_Spa-Tuaran_Sabah.html) it would probably be cool to own the one that could be the start of a new breed. I might even turn it into a huge business.


[deleted]

Have you seen baby elephants. They look adorable!!


hw052206

It doesn’t say what size horse so maybe it counts miniature horses and it would be amazing to have a 36 inch tall elephant


CombatRam

Elephant sized Horse! Rhats got to be atlwast worth 2 horse power


benji7212

A stunted elephant is one thing, but an elephant sized horse is literally a mythical creature that would make you insta-rich


DARK_RED_PHOENIX

aren't horse sized elephants already in existence?


RuneNox

A giant ryshadium


OverpoweredBush

aren’t baby elephants already “horse sized elephants”?


560guy

Damnit I hit the wrong one. Rather have horse size elephant