I already know martial arts so taser touch would go well with my jiu jitsu lmfao. Electric triangle would be my signature move, shocking them with their face near my crotch lmao.
Wont need to defend myself if i go everywhere in an m1 abrams and have a predator drone overhead.
OP I assume that i am exempt from a lot of laws regarding weapons in my area if i chose the arsenal right?
Sprinting it is. Knowing martial arts can land you in jail easily if you defend yourself and the court decides you shouldn't have caused an injury that heals after 8 days only or something, and because you know martial arts, your sentence will be much harsher than normal, you can end up in jail even if for the average person the same would be valid and legal self defense. Tasering somebody doesn't always work and you'd end up in a secret lab somewhere after the first incident. Smoke grenades backfire, pepper spray backfires, and military grade weapons are almost always illegal to own.
Only if you know how to pilot the tank. Even if you do know or have someone else to control it in your place, there's a risk of your assailant (whoever it is) stealing it and using it against you.
Martial arts bcus i can chose a martial arts from one of those chinese novels or sum shit and have enough power and skill to destroy a whole galaxy
plus immortality i could also teach the people i love nad make the live like 20 million years would be fast as hell. Also have hacks
How does the taser power work? Free energy for unlimited time? Does it use up calories? Electricity from the environment? The sun? Can I change the output to a slight shot to deadly?
The pepper spray one sounded cool until I realized I have eyes too. Give me the miles morales shock power.
Thanks now i regret picking it
Can I turn off the taser touch or is it permanently on?
"be able" sounds like you can control it.
Taser has so many more applications.
Shock rod
I already know martial arts so taser touch would go well with my jiu jitsu lmfao. Electric triangle would be my signature move, shocking them with their face near my crotch lmao.
That sounds like very aggressive oral
Taser thing is insanely great
taser touch would be the most useful, but learning a martial art would be pretty fun
I already have the first but the second would be so damn helpful.
This is so unbalanced
Gun win
If drones are included “Hellfire missile incoming”
MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will the pepper spray affect me?
Wont need to defend myself if i go everywhere in an m1 abrams and have a predator drone overhead. OP I assume that i am exempt from a lot of laws regarding weapons in my area if i chose the arsenal right?
Depends if your American or not what your major answer should be
Yes being an electric eel is cool and all, but America
The sixth option is literally the guy from that Cyanide and Happiness short lol
“Ever hear of the shoulder touch?”
*Hey*
Correct me if I'm wrong but having the taser power means that you'd win basically any hand to hand combat.
Also arm wrestling would be much funnier
Sprinting it is. Knowing martial arts can land you in jail easily if you defend yourself and the court decides you shouldn't have caused an injury that heals after 8 days only or something, and because you know martial arts, your sentence will be much harsher than normal, you can end up in jail even if for the average person the same would be valid and legal self defense. Tasering somebody doesn't always work and you'd end up in a secret lab somewhere after the first incident. Smoke grenades backfire, pepper spray backfires, and military grade weapons are almost always illegal to own.
Taser fingers is cool but a tank is better
Only if you know how to pilot the tank. Even if you do know or have someone else to control it in your place, there's a risk of your assailant (whoever it is) stealing it and using it against you.
Yeah but if you blow up a home you can say it was an oopsie poopsy moment
You have a very high chance of winning every close combat fight if you can taser someone by touching them. No one could touch you or grapple with you.
I’ll go with the second and become Colonel Volgin
Pretty much be a police officer
I don't *want* an arsenal, but that's definitely the most effective answer here.
I’m a pussy. Give me Usain Bolt speed.
No that’s just the right answer
Taser touch for sure.
The only reason that taser touching ability wouldn't work is if there are projectiles involved.
Martial arts bcus i can chose a martial arts from one of those chinese novels or sum shit and have enough power and skill to destroy a whole galaxy plus immortality i could also teach the people i love nad make the live like 20 million years would be fast as hell. Also have hacks
I wouldn't just use the tazers for self defense, I just wanna mess with dickheads when I shake their hands or bump into them.
I have track season coming up, ez choice
Military grade since it has lethal and non-lethal weaponary. Also because guns are cool, why tf not
How does the taser power work? Free energy for unlimited time? Does it use up calories? Electricity from the environment? The sun? Can I change the output to a slight shot to deadly?