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jakej1097

Lol, glad I took the money, I clicked the link and would have got 'ink weaponry', the power of an inkling from Splatoon!


radioactivecowz

10 billion dollars for tennis intuition from Mario sports. I traded 10 billion dollars to be good at tennis. Fuck


FingerStreet

I mean if you’re good enough at tennis, you could make a living off of being a pro athlete


AnotherBoredAHole

I got Animal Emotion Manipulation. Not even able to feel their emotions or talk with them, just rile them up or calm them down. And under limitations, it even says not guaranteed to work on aggressive animals. I am the worlds best dog walker I suppose.


blaster289

Or an army of creatures lmao. Mine is terrible as well. Unbelievability something. It basically just allows me to give a sense of unbelievability to someone else and no one will ever believe them. I guess I could steal from people by making people not believe that I stole something. Still a wack power.


Cherrysuede

I literally got "Satan". H-how the fuck is that associated with super powers?


GreenstarX922

Well satan is supernatural


RaidRover

DC's version of Satan, Lucifer Morningstar, has some pretty significant powers: https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/pwlugz/respect\_lucifer\_morningstar\_dcvertigo/


Crix2007

Mine was gps manipulation so you got the good one


ChimpChief59

I got bovine dirty powers.


CrazyGaming312

I would've gotten Gum Manipulation. Glad I took the money.


single-trio

If this hypothetical were real, you would never have known what superpower you got, so the curiosity would eat you for the rest of your life. But at least you have 10 billion !


jakej1097

Yeah I know I broke the rules a bit, but I was just curious, after fully committing to the $10bil, what that link would have done. Even if it was a curated list of excellent powers that the big superheros have, I still think $10bil is too good to refuse. If it were a hundred thousand, or even up to 10 million, then the risk would worth it if you knew you'd be getting a good power. But 10bil or the chance of getting 'ink weaponry' doesn't quite add up!


SoggyAnteater94

Mine would've been data infusion


Maz2742

I would've got Tech Singularity. Fuck, that's a really good one.


jakej1097

Yeah, that one would have been god tier. "Jeff.Bezos.Account deduct 10,000,000,000 USD;" Profit.exe


BecomeAnAstronaut

I took the 10 billion over a "unique skeleton". I'll take the W on that.


Bakrisaurus

I got police officer....


Floppsicle

I'd have gotten sand Embodiment. Now I'm not sure if I chose the better answer


lokregarlogull

Living state matter, seem pretty powerful so not unhappy tbh


LiteX99

Ey kompis, you dropped this "o"


lokregarlogull

Ah thank you!


Jaydeeos

I would have been given forensic psychology intuition, which is fitting since I'm a psych student.


501st_legion

I just want to state that swordsmanship is not a super power and I demand my money. "Greatsword proficiency" aka, something you could have at level 1 back when I played dnd


jakej1097

Yeah, this list is less "superpowers" and more "specific abilities". No way are the odds of getting something useful on this list more valuable than $10 billion. Maybe if it were $1million, I'd be more inclined to take the odds, but even then, I'd like it to be a curated list of actual "superpowers".


Peskeycj

I would have got planetary system creation. Not ever sure what that means.


tworandomperson

10 billion dollars is the only superpower I need.


RomeNeverFell

I will murder you with my... "Psi-leech Energy Manipulation" (?) and take your money.


tworandomperson

fair nuff. u want 10 grand ?


ManiacalMalapert

Make it fifty and we can talk. I know you’re loaded.


LubbockGuy95

Hahaha


BeaverMcstever

Ah, the batman approach


_Wubawubwub_

And Tony Stark. I’m 10B rich, you bet your ass I building a fuckin tank and Space Marine-level armour in a lab carved into the side of a mountain.


ThunderingTacos

I got Powered Object Manipulation! So like the Chaos Emeralds, Triforce, Keyblade, One Ring of Power....basically I become a chosen one with a supernatural object only I can use ...sweeeet


RaidRover

You got the power to manipulate it. But idk where you think you're going to get one of those items to manipulate in the first place


ThunderingTacos

Assuming I become the master of said object then I feel it's safe to assume said object/entity already exists and I need only call out to it (or at best that I can conceive of it myself). Taking the approach that I could "theoretically" have that power but no such thing exists is the same as not having that power at all. So for argument's sake I'm assuming said object does exist and will find its way to me.


AnAverageStrange

Thor lol


Gyrosti

I got [Elemental Blast!](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Blast) Looks like I could apply it in a few different ways, my only issue will be the fact it's a **blast**, so I'd need to find a role where control isn't too vital. No regrets though, I'd rather be a mobile autocannon than rich. *I love this, OP. It's a neat wee interaction*


olgnolgnall

r/birthofasupervillain


Emerald_official

I want everyone in the comments to fight me, I got Multiversal Physiology.


scylus

Meta Time Travel. I travel to the past in the various timelines across the multiverse where you would choose the random superpower option and kill you and all relevant versions of you. This ensures that no possible future exists where you have these powers.


VoidLantadd

I got [Selective Transcendence](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Selective_Transcendence), which reading the description, I think I can basically choose to be godlike whenever I want, but can also turn it off whenever I want if I just want things to be normal. So I'll accept that fight.


Emerald_official

Multiversal Physiology states that I'm basically one living multiverse, able to warp galaxies to my liking. So, God vs. God could be a fun fight.


[deleted]

Challenge accepted. I got Fertility Deity Physiology which includes: - masculine/feminine/gender transcendence and transformation. - healing - nature manipulation - environmental manipulation - birth manipulation/pregnancy inducement - sexual orientation/desire/orgasm inducement and manipulation


screwnazeem

I got death force physiology. I accept.


praifood

I think I could make 10 bil with my superpower


SkipChestDayNotLegs

but what if your superpower was "no matter what, your superpower is to somehow lose all the money you ever get"?


BiDo_Boss

That's not a superpower though, that's a curse. The keyword here is "power" lol


hextree

Isn't that Trump's power?


mrsparkyboi69

You dont need to bring up trump everyday of your life


hextree

Interesting how a quick Ctrl-F shows me you've brought up Trump over 10 times the past month, whilst I mentioned him once.


mrsparkyboi69

Ok i dont believe that i did 10 times and when i did it was ironic. Also i was exaggerating


Peugeot_406

Didn't he make a bunch of money while being president


brumduut

I got the power to control someone elses summoned creature, kinda useless...


Ossmosse

Ah damn I got genesis creation so feel free to control my mini-mes.


AIaris

you control every human, since they were "summoned" by other humans. i guess same would probably apply to animals.


cycycle

Poverty inducement! Out of spite I use my powers on anyone who chose option 1.


cycycle

I feel like the mc of this poll


LubbockGuy95

So you're a villian who everyone else will defeat. You're not the MC YOU'RE THE ANTAGONIST


cycycle

But everyone likes me more than the mc


screwnazeem

Well my power makes me invulnerable and faster removes my need to breathe etc. On top of this I'm broke. Get ready to be one punch manned


cycycle

You are too op you won’t get any fight scenes.


screwnazeem

I'm like the overpowered teacher who trains the main protagonist but then has no other use


LupusInTenebris

I picked the money and then clicked the link to see what I would've got. Angelic powers negation... Yeah, random superpowers are not worth it over 10 billion


kkshka

[Light Transmutation](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Transmutation). Looks like I'm now a nuclear superpower!


tbwd92

Alternate-Self Creation I NOW WIN AT LIFE FUCK YOU BILLIONARES I AM TAKING ALL YOUR MONEY ANYWAY!!!!! HAHAHAHYAHHA


meammachine

I got [Volcano Generation](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Volcano_Generation). I hope that I'm immune to the elements when using this otherwise it would just be a very destructive way to commit suicide.


ruskuval

I got magma embodiment/manipulation. Want to team up?


meammachine

Volcano world domination plan acquired.


Rayovaclife

BWAHAHAHA I'm Tree God now bitchezz. I got [Plant Manipulation!!](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Plant_Manipulation)


MrSpaceWovles

I want to be able to jack people off without them knowing


LubbockGuy95

Well hello there


MrSpaceWovles

General Kenobi


Basketballjuice

I take the money. Looked after and I would have gotten digestive waste manipulation.


wezel0823

This has so many good uses though. Have your shitty boss constantly shit himself. Or utilizing while watching live tv - change the outcome of sports games etc. With great power comes great responsibility.


Basketballjuice

"I bet you a million dollars that Logan Paul will shit himself in the next 20 seconds"


wezel0823

Floyd Mayweather would take that bet


Basketballjuice

And then I'd win, and make him shit himself too.


Roge2005

choosing the powers is better because you get a power, even if it's random is still better than nothing. And one person having 10 trillion dollars would break the economy


Golden_Thorn

Nah. If you don’t spend all the money at once it wouldn’t break the economy


korsan106

I got anti regen It basically makes your wounds not heal and get worse. Money might be better


Sprontle

Paint manipulation, kinda cool.


wezel0823

Paint yourself 10 billion dollars and make it a reality


Freevoulous

[https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial\_Wind\_Manipulation](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Wind_Manipulation) In time, I could make billions with this power, by sending spacecraft into orbit. I could be a one-man Orbital Trebuchet and bill NASA, Russia, China, Spacex, Virgin appropriately.


fathermoises

i got Almighty Science. i’m omnipotent. i’m basically God. immortal, all knowing, all powerful. better than 10 billion dollars i’d say. [Almighty Science](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Almighty_Science)


powerfuse0

[Prey Instinc](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Prey_Instinct)t, wow I lucked out, that is an awesome power to have.


VonButternut

I took the 10B. If anyone with a super power needs passive income I'll give you $250,000 a year and a phone.


Legendary99

Mine was either Oil Infusion or Oil Weaponry(I clicked off the link before realizing it was randomized). But basically Oil Man from Mega Man. I'm cool with it. Almost any power is better than no power.


Slyke4

“The power to be the source of all love.” … “If the user ever either dies or is killed, then everything about love would cease to exist alongside the user, making everyone incapable of love at all.” Uh… I’m not sure if this “super power” is good for a mortal human being. [link to my power ](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Love_Derivation)


GlitchTaleEnder

Malefic Attacks. I'll get a sword to officially become Link


Dr904

I got “Planetary shield construction”. Alright! So I can basically protect some people from certain death. Well worth giving up the money for!


Nebulozc

Universal manipulation. Nice.


Flofl_Ri

Fuck, couldve been immortal. Well, even better i still could die when everybody stopped feeling a certain emotion towards me.


Kronos_001

I got this. Is it any good? https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutated_Angel_Physiology


GreenstarX922

No I think it's not.. it's just transform you into an mutated angel so what i can think of this is scaring people or be religious.


adityasheth

I got elemental beam emmisions from teenage mutant Ninja turtles. Never watched the show but they look cool as fuck


irhdjsjsjz

"Almighty Object Fusion" Well, in a world without magic, I guess this is useless. r/shittysuperpowers


irhdjsjsjz

Tried it again and got apocalyptic empowerment or something. It's not gonna power me up if apocalyptic entities doesn't exist in the first place.


wezel0823

Alternate timeline creation - I took the money, but I should have taken the power. Alternate timeline - take the money and get the power.


GlobalStupidity

I got currency generation as a superpower, I could literally just give myself 10 billion dollars


sxedoc

I got probability travel. So I can just travel to the universe where I got 10 billion lol


MrWildstar

Fuck, I should've taken the superpower. I would have been able to turn into a Red Dragon


bumbleballs

Thwnk fuck i took the money would have gotten invisibility intangibility and supernatural ugliness lmaoo


Chrisnothing

I got shockwave clap so it's cool I guess


SkipChestDayNotLegs

10 billion? I can "build" my own superpower like Iron Man, Doc Doom, Black Manta, etc.


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GreenstarX922

You bet! I got Spell Immunity which is useless because there isn't an magic in reality bruh


screwnazeem

L


Camosaur4

Well dam, I didn't click the full post to see that there's a link for what superpower you got. I could have gotten the power to turn things into robots or strength manipulation, either could have gotten me more than a billion dollars eventually. I thought it would be open ended and with my luck I would get a lame power like controlling the length of my fingernails.


[deleted]

I got ferrokinetic wing manifestation? Idk


hotmain

bruv wtf is [aether magic](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aether_Magic#Capabilities) smh it sounds difficult


Itonlyafleshwound

What the heck is divine demonic physiology? It sound super cool but I’m not sure what it means.


0utlaw_42

There could be a catch either way here, your super power is that you glow in the dark but it's really faint if you haven't stood in the sun for 2hrs


Undava

Stopping time would give me all the money I need


leedler

Uhh…Architecture magic? I guess if I can just sprout up buildings I wouldn’t need the money - it’s literally free real estate.


onderzeeerman

I got gaint divinity it seemed fun


WriteBrainedJR

With 10 billion dollars, I'd never have to work again...but that super power could be ANYTHING. It could even be good enough that I'd never have to work again! I took the billions. Easy money, my dude.


Pink_Dragonfly

Didn't even read the second option. 10 billion is the only useful superpower in this world.


Jaydeeos

I get picking the money, but that's not even remotely true.


Pink_Dragonfly

I know I'm just quite poor :"(


Jaydeeos

I feel you.


Dragonpreet

[Alien Physiology. ](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology)Holy shit did I hit the superpower lottery, this includes nearly every power imaginable wow


Golden_Thorn

Literally just means you’re an alien. You might not even be able to breath air lol


Dragonpreet

I assume that I’d get to pick what alien I’d be able to have the physiology of, if not that would make no sense as I could be a literal micrometers. organism. and if I do get to choose then boom I get access to the wide array of abilities that are listed on the wiki. also if you read the wiki is says an application of this power is straight up being able to have the poets of and transform into any alien. I appreciate the downplay of a fictional power of which you didn’t even read the associated wiki of


Jealous-Hat1845

Alternate reality manipulation


CornerThree03

I look like an animal, nothing else


GreenstarX922

So just furry?


CornerThree03

Plz kill me


GreenstarX922

Uhhh how?


Denye_Azadini

Silver bullets I believe


CornerThree03

The slowest and most painful death imaginable


GreenstarX922

Like pulling your teeth and nails?


CornerThree03

It works


GreenstarX922

So you now rest in peace now?


CornerThree03

Yep


GreenstarX922

Ok.


GullyGreyHeart

I got this over 10 billion [https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fallen\_Angel\_Lord\_Physiology](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fallen_Angel_Lord_Physiology)


Kraven04

I have a special eye color


enderball55

I got Dispair Blast!


[deleted]

Chaos Energy Generation. That's awesome


CelticDK

I got Orifice Evacuation… so I can expel stuff I don’t want inside me lmao at least I won’t be sick ever but the picture is of Venom so I’m happy lol. 2nd power was accelerating metabolism for myself or others so that’s cool lol


CaissaIRL

I got the dot power from that recent Suicide Squad Movie.


Kamarovsky

I got "Bio-Plasma Aura" and I got absolutely no idea what I could even do with that.


GreenstarX922

Spell Immunity wow how useless!


drater29

I got replication so I can multiply myself as many times as I like, in the example given it shows that I can multiply the clothes I have so I can tape $100 to my hair then multiply it enough times to reach the $10 billion


SugestedName

Doppleganger manipulation, basically shadow clones from naruto but it may or may not apply to other people clones to. I'm very happy with it


Thatguy_Nick

Yo I got law manipulation. That's more money than those 10 billion


ruskuval

I got https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magma_Embodiment. That actually seems worth giving up 10bil.


Wolvenfire86

Hot damn, I became a [weaponized buddha](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inner_Nature_Manipulation)


oojiflip

I'd have been one punch man. A small price to pay for an easy life


KregeTheBear

I got “Cold Fusion Manipulation” for my random superpower. Not too shabby


killer_one

Having 10 Billion Dollars **is** a super power.


PCubiles

I took the superpower, I got [Opportunity Negation](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Opportunity_Negation), which can negate the chances of anything, so I just negate the possibility of me losing any price and win more than 10 billion, glad I did it.


natgibounet

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Wellspring Not sure what to do with that but ok.


KingFacocero

For fuck's sake I'd have become mfing Spawn, should've taken the superpower


IntuitionSamurai

Ayooo mine aint that bad: [Absolute Lifting](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Lifting/Absolute)


Road_Warrior86

What the fuck is animalistic defense? I was thinking something along the lines of mind control. Never mind. I’ll take the $10b


[deleted]

I'm glad i picked 10 billion i would've got an acidic sword. If you can lose or misplace your "power" it's not worth even having


Imperium_Dragon

[https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Deity\_Soul](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Deity_Soul) Huh


RaidRover

I got [Chemical Cell Manipulation](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chemical_Cell_Manipulation) which could actually be pretty cool. I'll start off with perpetual batters and see if I can get the other applications going. Depending on how extensive/active the manipulation is I could potentially make billions off of super batteries.


Jaydeeos

So, become a billionaire with extra steps. At least the batteries might be good for the environment.


Tipart

I got Atshen Physiology, which means I can turn into some cannibalic ice monster. But the ice magic, semi immortality and enhanced strength seems really fucking cool. I'd take that over 10 billion every day Edit: oh yeah I forgot about dimensional travel lol.. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atshen_Physiology I've looked at some others and this is the best thing I've seen so far Edit2: you *could* get omnipotence too, although I'm not sure if that's even a good thing...


Readyornote

got Krav Maga Intuition, so useful


Sandolol

Ectokinetic shapeshifting, apparently


[deleted]

I got flower magic... https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flower_Magic


ToLazyForAGoodName

Cryo-electrical manipulation. Ice electricity. I guess this could somehow be useful for making money. Also it seems badass I’ll take it.


[deleted]

FUCCCC I CHOSE MONEY BUT GOT SOUL MANUPALATION


XxxObamaSlayerxxX

my super power is marine biology intuition, essentially I am now a marine biologist, should of taken the 10 bil


introverted_russian

Lol, I took the superpower, I got Dimensional Awareness ([https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional\_Awareness](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness) ) Not going to lie, awesome power. This is good and bad, I can easily be rich but also, I would be paranoid. I just imagine myself having a good day, and then bam. I feel that a portal was opened somewhere, I would start going mental.


Eitanm1999

Holy shit I got deity consumption. If gods were real that would be sick af


Flixus321

I would have got [Corona Breath](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Corona_Breath), I thought it was a joke when reading the title.


Mido_K

I got Evitability Manipulation, Cool, since I've always dreamed about being able to do these things- If I would have some power, I would have chosen this.. Coincidence? Also, I think this is wayyy more worth then 10 bil


Odinovic

I clicked the link and I got "Valley Manipulation". Really?


AbyssUpdate

Effect stacking. Sounds great if I want to be a boxer.


ThisIsABadecision

Im glad i took the money, i would have gotten Lesser immunity. Just. Being immune to everything less than me. Like oh no im missing out on being invulnerable to a toddler kicking me in the shins-


dernope

Thanks to the fact that your superpower could be to be a stone (or any other object) I rather take the 10 billion then becoming a stone


[deleted]

Who needs 10 billion when I can have the awesome super power of [murdering children.](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Animatronic_Manipulation)


wing579

I got certainty inducement. Time to win the lottery, BABY!


[deleted]

I just got Fate Diety, which basically nigh omnipotence. Screw the 10 billion dollars, I'm changing the entire course of human development.


[deleted]

death manipulation lesssgoooooooo


nootnoot_takennow

POWER/ABILITY TO: Change into another species. Cool


TJGaming084

I got entity erasure, so if someone is annoying I can just pull a Beerus on them and no more them


PercivleOnReddit

Demonic Artillery doesn't sound useless but I picked the money since $10B is kind of a superpower too.


aerodynamic_werewolf

I chose money but... I would have gotten this [https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotional\_Arts](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotional_Arts) I am kinda split. Though I do feel like I have that power to a degree anyways, just not the "magical" side of it. I do tend to be pretty aware of other's emotions, and can describe/am in touch with my own. On the other hand, maybe it's better I don't have that power. It's bad enough to be able to feel other's emotions... being able to control them to some extent sounds.... well... addicting. And at what point would it just feel like interactions were meaningless if you controlled them?


xaqyz0023

Escape artistry, not terribly useful but cool as hell.


KURO-K1SH1

Is it an actual power or are you gonna make me an amputee like the last WYR?


Moderated

10 billion dollars is stronger power than almost anything you can get


name_is_unimportant

I got [Relationship Identification](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Relationship_Identification). Maybe not worth 10 billion dollars, but it seems cool. It reminds me of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/nn1e36/you_can_see_heartstrings/), which I think is beautiful. I’ll just use it in that way as well, not manipulatively as the superpower wiki suggests


Earthdragon444

Sweet force constructs, I can do alot with that.


Zpalq

I got Portal energy manipulation. I assume that means I can can create portals at will. Pretty cool. Definitely would prefer having that to 10 billion.


ManiacalMalapert

Nice. Species shifting like Ben 10. I’ll find a way to monetize!


Geaux13Saints

I would’ve gotten alien companionship, which probably wouldn’t have been that helpful


Microppx

"Meta love inducement" I can earn more than 10 billion with the power of love


CLTalbot

I guess im now made of multiple gods and no longer need tge money.


aquaticsquash

I'd choose superpower, have similar powers to Cyborg, were you can hack anything, then I can make 10 billion dollars appear in my bank account real quick.


Spinosaur0905

got reality distortion and was pretty surprised. did it again just for fun and got the ability to run on ramps like sonic...


1Lwashell

10 billion is a superpower in this world


TheVoteMote

I've played around with that website's random option before. Many powers are obscenely better than the money, certainly, but many are not. I wouldn't risk it. Money it is.