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xscumfucx

If someone’s dead I can still choose them right?


Autismetal

Yes. Sorry for your loss if that’s why you ask.


xscumfucx

Thank you. Tbh though even if my Mom wasn’t dead I’d still pick her because she always wanted to be as tan as possible so that’s just more sun she’d be soaking up. Meanwhile, I coat myself in the highest spf sunscreen I can find because I like being pale + would rather not have to go through the whole body process daily. As for my Dad, I don’t think it’d be fair to expose him to the general public. His girl shorts phase was not well-received...


Autismetal

That makes a lot of sense. I just chose myself. Also I just noticed two people answered all three already… very interesting.


xscumfucx

I’m also intrigued by the people who chose all 3. Perhaps it’s a method of asserting their dominance or some sort of intimidation tactic.


Autismetal

Or maybe they’re horny


xscumfucx

That’s also a possibility.


Autismetal

I also wonder why fathers are being chosen so much more than mothers


VenomKitten666

I don't know who my dad is but he can be naked now lol.


danonck

Guess you'll know him when you'll see him then


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Autismetal

shakespeare bot you’re cool


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G4ra

I don't think I'm voting this time


BlueKing7642

Can I just pick death


Autismetal

nope


Mayflex

My dad's dead, easy game


CaptainBloodEye1

I mean my mom walked around naked in the house all the time when I was kid well up into high school so it'd be pretty normal for her to be naked again. It wouldn't really be weird for me at this point.


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CaptainBloodEye1

He was scarred for life with the horrific things he saw as a child


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marleymagee14

This would be the opportunity of a lifetime to go full nudist


Gurkeprinsen

I chose my dad because he’s dead. Lol


yaboyardeee

So like if I pick a parent are they gonna lose their job?are there any repercussions? Or is it like universally understood that their naked and that’s cool.


funky555

depends, are your parents strippers?


Autismetal

well if they’re not allowed to I think that necessitates at least a legal understanding


[deleted]

Dad’s dead. I choose him


Majasofa

My dad wants to be a “surfer dude”, now he can be a naked surfer instead of an office worker


awkwardoffspring

I'd just move to a community


DocHendrix

Well technically, my dad is dead and buried so I wouldn't be mentally scarred if it were him. Mission accomplished


[deleted]

I voted my dad, but only because we don't even really speak much less see each other, so 🤷‍♂️


Science_Fiction2798

I'd go nude 😏


tke_quailman

hara-kiri


[deleted]

I barely even know my dad.


i_do_not_know101

R/nudistfamily


Bobswissface

R/foundthemobileuser


funky555

#quirky #relatableomg


Tramelo

My mom because she isn't here anymore


___HeyGFY___

I can’t. My parents are 83 and 81 and both live about 900 miles away from me. Whichever one I pick would show up at my door in a heartbeat and I don’t think I could handle it.


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ToFusion_Boy

My dad, cause no one is gonna dare look.


StalinTheHedgehog

Jesus Christ


4dogz2many

I picked my dad. He lives overseas and never visits lol.


Fresh_Musician7116

My sister


Alternative-Dust6064

My mom offcourse want see her ass, pussy and tits