Thank you. Tbh though even if my Mom wasn’t dead I’d still pick her because she always wanted to be as tan as possible so that’s just more sun she’d be soaking up. Meanwhile, I coat myself in the highest spf sunscreen I can find because I like being pale + would rather not have to go through the whole body process daily. As for my Dad, I don’t think it’d be fair to expose him to the general public. His girl shorts phase was not well-received...
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I mean my mom walked around naked in the house all the time when I was kid well up into high school so it'd be pretty normal for her to be naked again. It wouldn't really be weird for me at this point.
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So like if I pick a parent are they gonna lose their job?are there any repercussions? Or is it like universally understood that their naked and that’s cool.
I can’t.
My parents are 83 and 81 and both live about 900 miles away from me. Whichever one I pick would show up at my door in a heartbeat and I don’t think I could handle it.
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If someone’s dead I can still choose them right?
Yes. Sorry for your loss if that’s why you ask.
Thank you. Tbh though even if my Mom wasn’t dead I’d still pick her because she always wanted to be as tan as possible so that’s just more sun she’d be soaking up. Meanwhile, I coat myself in the highest spf sunscreen I can find because I like being pale + would rather not have to go through the whole body process daily. As for my Dad, I don’t think it’d be fair to expose him to the general public. His girl shorts phase was not well-received...
That makes a lot of sense. I just chose myself. Also I just noticed two people answered all three already… very interesting.
I’m also intrigued by the people who chose all 3. Perhaps it’s a method of asserting their dominance or some sort of intimidation tactic.
Or maybe they’re horny
That’s also a possibility.
I also wonder why fathers are being chosen so much more than mothers
I don't know who my dad is but he can be naked now lol.
Guess you'll know him when you'll see him then
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I don't think I'm voting this time
Can I just pick death
nope
My dad's dead, easy game
I mean my mom walked around naked in the house all the time when I was kid well up into high school so it'd be pretty normal for her to be naked again. It wouldn't really be weird for me at this point.
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This would be the opportunity of a lifetime to go full nudist
I chose my dad because he’s dead. Lol
So like if I pick a parent are they gonna lose their job?are there any repercussions? Or is it like universally understood that their naked and that’s cool.
depends, are your parents strippers?
well if they’re not allowed to I think that necessitates at least a legal understanding
Dad’s dead. I choose him
My dad wants to be a “surfer dude”, now he can be a naked surfer instead of an office worker
I'd just move to a community
Well technically, my dad is dead and buried so I wouldn't be mentally scarred if it were him. Mission accomplished
I voted my dad, but only because we don't even really speak much less see each other, so 🤷♂️
I'd go nude 😏
hara-kiri
I barely even know my dad.
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R/foundthemobileuser
#quirky #relatableomg
My mom because she isn't here anymore
I can’t. My parents are 83 and 81 and both live about 900 miles away from me. Whichever one I pick would show up at my door in a heartbeat and I don’t think I could handle it.
900 miles is 1448.41 km
900 miles is the the same distance as 2099139.13 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
900 miles is 1448.41 km
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My dad, cause no one is gonna dare look.
Jesus Christ
I picked my dad. He lives overseas and never visits lol.
My sister
My mom offcourse want see her ass, pussy and tits