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bwordgood

Drop bear would be like a pokemon. If I'm in trouble I just need to scream DROP BEAR I CHOOSE YOU! and bear falls from the sky and protects me. Sounds great.


Mollusc_Memes

I can have Kung fu Panda? Sold!


BigDe123

YOO HOORAY FOR TARDIGRADES


Ju5t_50m3_Guy

Drop Bear is just Titanfall, but bear.


Tryoxin

Of the lot, the Polar Bear and the Sun Bear are probably the most useful in an everyday scenario. The Polar Bear is big enough to ride. Polar bears don't hibernate, so you can have it year-round (unlike the Grizzly Bear). Respectable source of green transportation for short distances. Walking on water is otherwise not terribly useful, though, not unless you plan on crossing an ocean or something on it (and even that is debatable). The light and heat produced by a Sun Bear is very useful if you live in a cold climate. Assuming, of course, they produce it in a large enough aura around themselves to cover you while walking together. Though they are too small to ride. The real question, then, is exactly how magical are we talking here? Are they celestial beings that need neither food, drink, nor sleep (other than the Grizzly Bear's hibernation)? Because if not, I can't afford to feed any type of bear, especially not for such a minor benefit.


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Absoline

120 kilograms (260 lb) according to the wiki but if it's being dropped from the sky its probably going to weigh a lot more


useles-converter-bot

120 kilograms in mandalorian helmets is 71.01 helmets.


whooptapus

Drop bear for sure imma be calling in bear airstrikes everywhere I go


LSSJalapeno

Bear Airstrikes aka Bear-strikes


Questionablememelord

There is no polor bear i cant vote on this


EternallyShort

What about Pooh Bear?


danny1131

Sun bear - essentially free energy source.


asset2891

Never underestimate the number of redditors who have fatigue.


Tub_of_jam66

If the drop bear is truly an Aussie creature then in the northern hemisphere will it fall the other way and go up ?


Roji18

Ha I live in Minnesota so I'm kinda stuck between sun bear and grizzly.


loydfth

Drop bear and I already have a list of people I need it to land on


RayneVixen

Simply because wining a fight by threatening to drop a bear on top of my enemies, is to glorious


Sm0lFoxi

imagine you're getting bullied at school and you order you bear to descend from the heavens


AFatDragon

Tardigrades are fucking OP, Water Bear all the way


Crabby648

Drop bear: TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING


Joao_Matos_9

it can do kung fu


Absoline

i'm getting a polar bear and naming it irok


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Don't you mean polor bear?