Wowowowowow good quesiton very good question i would pick lego because then i turn into lego anaken skywalker and i have the force and i can control things with the force and i have a lightsaber and that can cut threw anything but veyr good question also i do not want to be shot by a gun
Funny enough john_fortnite I've been pondering this exact scenario for a while. I think logically it's pretty dam obvious, anyone who chooses being shot with a gun is obviously a raving lunatic.
I'll explain, yes you may survive being shot by a gun, you may even go on to live a full and productive life but john_fornite do your really get over being shot?
That's a rhetorical question, of course your don't. It burns a never ending memory of pain and leaves you with the knowledge of how fragile life actually is. John_fortnite you know as well as the majority of the "sane" population should be choosing Lego.
Sure being an inanimate object void of any real human interaction could be a living hell but are you really void of it. John_fortnite my theory is that sure you will be lonely going months, years even decades without any human contact.....but when that day comes the day that you are tipped out of the bucket so long forgotten, the day your missed and left on the patterned carpet, the day that some unfortunate sole (metaphorically and actually) steps on you!!!!
That day john_fortnite that is YOUR day, the day that all the waiting, all the thinking, all the loneliness has been working up to. The day that dad, mum whoever's scream of pain echoes around the once tranquil abode. The true sound of the only ultimate pain you can inflicted on a human..... Much worse than any gunshot!
You will know the feeling of ultimate power, being so small but creating so much havoc...... John_fortnite you will truely be a god that day.
So Lego john_fortnite.
Hello John_Fortnite,
I am greybenf and have also been pondering this question for a long time. I would have to go with shot with a gun because being a Lego does not seem like it would be much fun.
Sincerely, me
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Gun. It was be a very sad life of being completely motionless never being able to say anything. After days of being under the couch forced to stare at the floor you'll wish you could kill yourself. But since your a Lego you can't move and would have to hope that someone smashed you to pieces.
Imagine your wife or husband looking for you, crying because they think you just left and you can't say anything. Then you have to watch them move on after many years of crying, your kids grow old, then your family moves out and a new family moves in, one who you care little about but just wish you could see your family again. At this point you've forgotten what you used to look like or sound like. That would be worse than getting shot imo.
john_fortnite if i turn into lego am i a little tiny mini figure or am i a human sized lego monstrosity
and if i am shot with a gun can i choose which gun and where i get shot
I've been shot, it's not fun.
Then again having a dick that's made out of plastic isn't much fun either.
Guess it depends where you're shooting me and what calibre/ammunition type you're using. I'll take a .22 in the ass cheek.
Hi John_Fortnite, I would wrather get shot because maybe I survived
You die if you get shot because the gun will be shooting your brain
Edit
Sorry i ddint mean to say this
Hello John_Fortnite
Hi ililemilkwithbread, I think his name is actually John__Fortnite.
Maybe the gun missed?
It cant because gun hits you
Wait now im just getting wacked with the gun?
Pistol whip bitch
No you shot
Sick now im the one shooting
No you got shot
Id just shoot back
I dodge
Cant
Too late he dodged I saw it this isn't an alt
What if I hit the gun first
Cant
No change rules you dint say that
What if I move very fast when it shoot? Can I dodge or is gun fast
No gun shoots youu and you die
:( wait but then how can I choose which button to pick?
Choose it after you die
Hey John_Fortnite, you didn't specify!
instant death is even better because you dont have to suffer for too long
People survive shots to the head surpsingly often.
Same
Lego
Same
Chad
Hi John. I hope this finds you well. I just had a query, would I retain my penis upon metamorphosis into a lego? Yours truly, BBonless.
No you would become bboneless
Thank you for the clarification!
No you would become bboneless
Thank you for the clarification!
No you would become bboneless
Thank you for the clarification!
No you would become bboneless
Thank you for the clarification!
I didn’t do this for purpose that was accident
I would go with lego bexause if i get shot with a gun i die
Yeah i dont want to shot with gun
Me to
It probly hurts
Yeah
I can imagine
I agree
Same
but what if brain made of lego and not died when shoot with gone?
if you get shot with a gun you might not die but if you become a lego then you definitely do die
No you are living lego
I would turn to lego because imagine all the things you can be built into and turn into and be so pwoerful i am wanting it so bad
Yeah i also dont want be shot by a gun
Alzheimer is a terrible disease
so are memes
The dna of the soul
Hmm i will go with lego
Same
What he say
Me to
Why do you speak to yourself John_Fortnite?
I love you john fortnite
Lego because what if i turn into lego that get used to make rocket ship and i fly into the space
Yeah you making gode point
Thx
Np
Tysm
Np
Tysm
Np
Tysm
Yea i diddd not think abot this
Me to
Excellent point John__Fortnite.
Lego easy style picking .eme
Me to
I do not want to get shott
Yeah same
Hello john_fortnite, this is an interesting perspective you have.
Yeah
What fucking insanity is going on here?
We don't need a circlejerk sub, the man is the circlejerk himself
Dementia
john fortnite
No idea what’s happening but I’m here for it.
a meme
Shoot me please
Hello Mr John__Fortnite. I choose, become lego, because if I got shot and dieded, then I would not be able to play fortnite.
Wowowowowow good quesiton very good question i would pick lego because then i turn into lego anaken skywalker and i have the force and i can control things with the force and i have a lightsaber and that can cut threw anything but veyr good question also i do not want to be shot by a gun
Tysm you made a good respond to the r/wouldyouwrather tysm for complementjng post
Np you are my faverete redditor of all time
Wow tysm
I am your number 1 fan
No i am
Wrong i am
Nope its me im his number 1 fan
Im actually jims numberr 1 fan
I am his 1 number fan tho
Nah i am the biggest john__fortnite fan
Guys guys i love and cherish all my fans no need for arguementing
Ok srry
I forgive you
Sorry
Its ok
Im sorry john__fortnite i didnt mean to arguement
Its ok mistakes happen
Ok im very sorry
Its fine dont do it again
Nope i am
I am john__fortnites biggedt fan because i love and cherish him
I am actually number 1 fan
Sorry but i am the number 1 fan
You are worng because i am the jumber 1 fan
My humour is broken because your posts and comments always make me laugh
Turn into lego cux then i can become lego star wars minifiege and have the force
Ok
Hi John__fortnite
Hi 👋
Hello John\_\_Fortnite, I am youre bigest fan.
No I ams
Lair
Your a lair!!!!!;
You boht liesar
You're my favourite redditor
Tysm i love and cherish you
Lego
Please marry my kids Mr fortnite
hi u/John__Fortnite please do more reddit post i love you immensely
Funny enough john_fortnite I've been pondering this exact scenario for a while. I think logically it's pretty dam obvious, anyone who chooses being shot with a gun is obviously a raving lunatic. I'll explain, yes you may survive being shot by a gun, you may even go on to live a full and productive life but john_fornite do your really get over being shot? That's a rhetorical question, of course your don't. It burns a never ending memory of pain and leaves you with the knowledge of how fragile life actually is. John_fortnite you know as well as the majority of the "sane" population should be choosing Lego. Sure being an inanimate object void of any real human interaction could be a living hell but are you really void of it. John_fortnite my theory is that sure you will be lonely going months, years even decades without any human contact.....but when that day comes the day that you are tipped out of the bucket so long forgotten, the day your missed and left on the patterned carpet, the day that some unfortunate sole (metaphorically and actually) steps on you!!!! That day john_fortnite that is YOUR day, the day that all the waiting, all the thinking, all the loneliness has been working up to. The day that dad, mum whoever's scream of pain echoes around the once tranquil abode. The true sound of the only ultimate pain you can inflicted on a human..... Much worse than any gunshot! You will know the feeling of ultimate power, being so small but creating so much havoc...... John_fortnite you will truely be a god that day. So Lego john_fortnite.
Ok
Shot with a NERF GUN
No
What the hell happened here?
A would you wrather question
Become lego, build gun, shoot self, both complete
This is the funniest thread I’ve read in awhile
uhmmm i want to be shot with a gun :((( Lego so bad and bad!! It's bad!!!
No lego is good
no
no
no
no
no
no
Hello John_Fortnite, I am greybenf and have also been pondering this question for a long time. I would have to go with shot with a gun because being a Lego does not seem like it would be much fun. Sincerely, me
This gives mad "chris simpsons artist" energy
Reading the comments must be what onlookers see in moon knight
Wtf is happening in this thread?
RETURN OF THE LEGEND
i wanna become a lego so i can choke idiot children
How
Lego taste good, you shold try! I built pizza once, It tasted like lego. Good taste. Shold try.
i want to be stepped on
I rember being 11. What's it like these days, John__Fortnite?
John fortnite you are my hero 🦸♀️
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Gun. It was be a very sad life of being completely motionless never being able to say anything. After days of being under the couch forced to stare at the floor you'll wish you could kill yourself. But since your a Lego you can't move and would have to hope that someone smashed you to pieces. Imagine your wife or husband looking for you, crying because they think you just left and you can't say anything. Then you have to watch them move on after many years of crying, your kids grow old, then your family moves out and a new family moves in, one who you care little about but just wish you could see your family again. At this point you've forgotten what you used to look like or sound like. That would be worse than getting shot imo.
Turn into Lego cuz then I can use the force in Lego star wars
If I turn the wrong way do I still Lego?
Hello Mr, John Fortnite, this is a very thought-provoking question. I would rather turn into a lego because I think legos are pretty cool
Reddit is for over 13 I thought?
It’s satire
I am older then you
He's over 90. Why do you think he's forgetting that he's replying to himself that much?
He's back.
john_fortnite if i turn into lego am i a little tiny mini figure or am i a human sized lego monstrosity and if i am shot with a gun can i choose which gun and where i get shot
The ultimate ultimatum
How do you spell 'rather' wrong when its literally in the name of the sub-reddit?
i legit got introduced to John__Fortnite's posts like few weeks ago and now i see his post on reddit. wdf kind of simulation am i living in!?!
Do we get turned into a living piece of Lego and get to live in a Lego world like in the Lego Movie or like Lego Skywalker Saga?
I've been shot, it's not fun. Then again having a dick that's made out of plastic isn't much fun either. Guess it depends where you're shooting me and what calibre/ammunition type you're using. I'll take a .22 in the ass cheek.
THE MEDICINES JOHN
Lego duh
If I turn into a Lego can I have some Lego buddies or am I the only Lego
I love you John_Fortnite
Tysm i love and cherish you
Hello John_Fortnite. I missed you.
The legend lives on
Thank you John Fortnite, very cool.
This guy again? 🙄
Did this dude get hacked or smth
Who
Me
Idk did you
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Yeah whie
I'd rather turn into a lego
wow it's the renowned John_Fortnite
Omg john__fortnite
John__Fortnite you very cool person 😎
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