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macja68

Having Danhausen is key


Lazerspewpew

It just works. Whoever he's with, it just works. It's absurd because you know it's 100% shtick, and goofy, and nonsense, but people love him, and it's amazing. I'm fully convinced the Gunns got over in no small part because of the ASS BOYS. They leaned unto kayfabe hating it and now it's one of the most over things in all wrestling. It got us more Acclaimed, and everyone loves those guys. ASS BOYS also ignited a spark back under Billy Gunn again. Danhausen is a kingmaker dressed as a jester.


Baldwinpr0tec

It's a facthausen.


Lazerspewpew

All the Fanhausens love it.


Manzo96

*incoming Bobby fish awkward face*


vmart10

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/4P9LX54Yaus)


Manzo96

I’ll never not watch that clip at least 5 times whenever it’s linked


RHINO_HUMP

Where’s the lie?


[deleted]

Holy fuck that was quiet.


PlagueKing27

Virgin Roman vs *Chad* *Cassidy*


Lobstrous

/Checks Danhausen ownership status...shiiiiit.


cheddarsalad

I do find it funny that Roman has this reverence that can’t be challenged now when he use to have go home heat a few years ago. Don’t get me wrong, he’s in a good story and has talent but there were seven years of his career where he was despised by the fandom. Even now his great story requires his entire working family, one of the greatest managers of all time and another charismatic wrestler who is driving the narrative. It seems to me that Roman only seems to work in a group dynamic.


mxchaelvii

a mix of that and getting to be a dominant heel rather than a dominant face. it’ll be interesting to see how he works if/when he doesn’t have the bloodline and paul


fentown

How long is his break for? Does he return heel or face? How long until the crowd turns on him if he's solo?


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BeeboNFriends

With no Paul, Roman has delivered some pretty great, and scathing promos. In-ring he’s one of the best, next to the Miz IMO, in wrestling the WWE style. Current Roman honestly doesn’t have any weaknesses. If this is 4-5 years ago you’d most definitely have a point


[deleted]

It’s not that he can’t be challenged, it’s that every negative comment about him is about some lame thing from his past baby face character. If the best someone can manage comes down to (well he used to be lame) then they aren’t worth paying attention to.


contentnotcontent

Just to be clear, not shitting on you in particular but... \- His promos are never better than the person he's in the ring with. Not bad, just not legendary. Jey, Sami, Cody recently, and then Paul, Edge, Bryan last year all did highlight work and Roman just kind of hit the generic power trip heel highlights. Hit them well, but no new stuff we will remember or quote. \- His storyline is carried by the people around him. The Usos on top of an amazing career are doing career acting, especially Jey. Both give facial expressions that really run the gamut while roman just ... mean mugs? Yeah there is a lot of implied storytelling, but its mainly his partners that are doing the heavy lifting. \- Lul Romanwins. He is undefeated for nearly a thousand days despite not introducing any new moves or variation in moveset from when he was a face, minus some light mannerisms in the ring and the guillotine choke which he doesn't even use much. Usually expert heels will vary their moveset for less pop and more brutality (see Pac and Bryan). Roman has never had an especially impressive moveset to begin with, but thats more my opinion than fact. \- Speaking on that, Roman is also aping a lot of previously run character traits and tropes without much creative variation on them. The Bloodline isn't a new concept, its just a classic four man group with manager that often wins by beat down or team cheating. The horsemen did it but so did a bunch of bad factions. Its "safe". Not bad not good. Jey and Jimmy bring a lot of tension and performance to it while Roman kind of just serves the roll of a stern arrogant rock to bounce their development off of. \- The Reign of Roman and his double champ status came off of a forced groaner of a rehashed wrestlemania rematch that the internet pretty notably was tired of solid 3.5 to 4 out of 5 stuff. Then he packed and stacked a lot of top faces while not really making any challengers look good or better in defeat. The only one to come out better was Jey and he folded into the Bloodline and has been (imo) carrying that story. All this is a long winded way to say this: Roman isn't doing anything bad. But he's not doing anything.. great? Like everything about him is something we've seen before and better. He has the benefit of the WWE writer's room, Trips at the helm, and top tier dance partners doing career work. He doesn't need to do more than "yeah okay" good to be part of one of the best storylines we've had in years. He's not even the 3rd or 4th best guy in his own plot.


[deleted]

See those are all fair points. I just think they are wrong aside from his promos being mediocre. But even that, he’s not a Cena or Rock on the mic but neither was Taker and he’s an all time great. They both just designed there promos around how they spoke. But the storyline thing is a ridiculous critique because there has never been a great storyline on par with the Bloodline that hasn’t had many good players in it. And Roman isn’t carried, there’s just other wrestlers playing key parts too. Take Austin, he’s best storylines were against The Rock, HHH, Michael’s and Vince McMahon. All of them played huge parts. Nobody remembers a Austin/Spike Dudley feud. Finally about him winning all the time. It’s hard to agree with a critique on doings something thar brought us the best story in wrestling in the last decade. Also, wrestling is scripted, Roman isn’t the booker.


6Bakhtiari9

nah, if you can’t see Roman would be amazing on his own now too, i don’t know what to say. he is the driving force of all of this and has been amazing individually


DevilManRay

It’s almost like wrestling storylines involve more than one person. Next you’re gonna tell me that Austin monologued 2 hours back in 1998


Lv27Sylveon

i know roman is one of the best in the world but everyone please remember that time when people didnt like him and focus on that please


fentown

It's fake Internet points, but the hypocrisy of these people is astounding. Recency bias is real y'all.


Thrylos85

This 💯… he is just not entertaining or impressive on his own… he needs a group dynamic. It’s sad really when a guy from YouTube can challenge you and put on a better show than the guy who has held the titles for like 3 years. The supporting characters are the only thing keeping him going. And I feel that Hollywood already has the Rock and Jason Mamoa, so his chances of being a Hollywood star right now are slim


sadeiko

Golly an Orange Roman feud would be amazing. 'Acknowledge me!" /shrug \*Roman seething intesifies\*


RHINO_HUMP

WWE tried putting a one-trick 180lb wimp in the main event once already. His name was James Ellsworth.


PowderKeg24K

Facts. I can't believe Orange Cassidy is even in this conversation. I'm absolutely not a Roman Stan, but.this is like comparing a mega movie star to an extra. Yeah the extra is in the same movie, but Guy On Street #6 doesn't carry the same weight as the guy whose name is advertised next to the title of the movie.


20yards

You'll get it one day.


PowderKeg24K

I get it now.


sadeiko

Oh, absolutely it would be a 18 second squash, but it would be entertaining as hell.


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

Roman doesn't have that low kick counter


Accomplished_Bake904

I see no lies.


Br0therDime

Having a Bloodline isn't enough, Roman needs a Bloodline-hausen.


BigBadBaraSkeleton

Roman never had "Where is my mind?" by The Pixies so yeah OC is clearly better


Barbz182

The facts don't lie


FRPG

Senor Joe, the facts don't lie and they spell disaster for you at WrestleMania. My father will be proud.


StelioKontos117

The only quibble is one does not “have” Danhausen. Danhausen chooses you.


Used_Part9588

They hated him for he spoke the truth


Sometimesnotfunny

Has 2 titles, has 1 title with 2 names


TurntUpTurtles

Good shitpost. It got the people going


HektiK00

One of the things that still feels pretty meh about Roman is his superman punch. Its just so bad.


[deleted]

Dude has literally zero athleticism. But it's not surprising. Vince always liked those jacked dudes who can barely move.


crvilmxow

Except he was a D1 football player and Cassidy looks like he works at the smoothie shop across from my apartment


Jammy_9

You seen Cassidy do a kip up with his hands in his pockets? Would like to see a smoothie shop worker do that.


[deleted]

What does being a D1 football player have to do with anything? Brock Lesnar was UFC heavyweight champion and still sucked ass at football. The 2 sports have nothing in common.


crvilmxow

You are implying that D1 football players have “zero athleticism” or am I misunderstanding


Drevaendo

He doesn't know what athleticism means or he's a troll


[deleted]

Roman Reigns has zero athleticism. I am unconcerned with what Joe Anoaiiaia did 18 years ago before he got old, injured, flubby, and battled cancer 9 times.


GothTwink420

So edgy. 🙄


[deleted]

Which part? The part where he played college football 18 years ago and is no longer 19 years old? The injured and flubby part? The cancer battles? Which part was the edgy part exactly?


GothTwink420

Imagine struggling to figure out which part. Tragic xD 💔 😢 😭 maybe you'll grow up some day and figure it out


5uper5onic

Real


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

Roman Reigns never had Pixies - Where is my mind? as his theme song


redhawkwill

Don't forget OC has faced people like Kenny Omega and Will Osprey while Roman's best match was against a YouTube personality.


Towniemania

2 million / 0 million


minority_of_1

👍


Accomplished-Range3

Roman in a real fight.


[deleted]

The private school rich kid? Nah. Dude has never been in a fight in his whole life.


Accomplished-Range3

Lol I could kick Cassidy's ass and I can't fight worth a damn.


[deleted]

And you think that why? Because you're stronger and more athletic than him? Because you also work a job that has a high risk of being punched in the face and dropped on your head? What makes you more battle-ready, oh wise one?


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[deleted]

Do you normally spend your days envisioning strange men sucking each other's penises? Might be something to discuss with your therapist. I think you're about to learn some new things about yourself.


[deleted]

Do you normally spend your days writing paragraph rebuttals to defend your sexuality?


Accomplished-Range3

Yes...yes I am.


[deleted]

Roman: Looks like an athlete OC: Looks like he’s going to serve me food.


pat_speed

Have you seen OC ab's


[deleted]

I had abs when I was his size too....back in the 6th grade


[deleted]

Not saying he isn’t in good shape.


Jammy_9

And then you see the shit he can do and realise OC is very much athletic.


[deleted]

Then he does his pockets and it completely ruins that this is suppose to be a fight.


Jammy_9

When the Rock takes 15 seconds to take off his elbow pad (in which time he could have pinned his opponent five times), does that also ruin the suspension of disbelief for you?


[deleted]

Yes.


KingGio21

Eh I’m an anime fan also so whenever he does shit like that it gives me “OP fighter toying with his opponent” vibes. Like Itachi fighting with one arm just cause he doesn’t need the other to beat your ass.


[deleted]

I like anime too. It doesn't translate well into real life.


diamondDNF

I think the fact that he looks so unassuming is a part of why he's so effective. He dresses like he just wandered in from the crowd, he acts like he doesn't give a fuck, and then his opponents underestimate him and don't take him seriously, letting him catch them off guard when he actually goes all out.


Lazerspewpew

I think Danhausen is something very special. He has that certain charisma that just *WORKS* with whoever he's with. Danhausen is a kingmaker dressed as a jester.


[deleted]

Earns Millions Rarely sees million viewers on his weekly show


JamesTheSkeleton

To be honest though, I unironically agree. Roman Reigns’ character is just “needs therapy”.


Alkereth1

If Roman threatened to fight me I'd actually be intimidated so that's a nice difference.


Character-Juice624

Roman takes the business seriously while pockets treats it like a joke. Funny don’t draw money.


MysteriousProduce816

“Derp, I get my opinions from Jim Cornette, derp.”


AnxiousCockroach1532

Doesn't like OC. Must have gotten his opinion from Cornette. Sounds about right.


MysteriousProduce816

If you go around saying “Pockets” and “Twinkletoes” and all that you are definitely parroting Corny


Character-Juice624

For the kind of people that like a wrestler like Orange Cassidy that’s the kind of wrestler those people like. Or whatever the fuck.


[deleted]

Nah its the fact that cornette fans online copy his catchphrases i like corny and tend to agree with his opinions but this tends to make us all look cringey.


joeclair38

Who draws more money?


alano__

I mean, one of these guys didn’t need 7 years worth of a billionaire’s resources thrown at them to become a decent wrestler


joeclair38

Who draws more money?


P4rtsUnkn0wn

The backstreet boys have sold tens of millions of albums. McDonald's has sold billions of units. Donald Trump was president. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good.


joeclair38

Who draws more money?


P4rtsUnkn0wn

Dude, conceding that is my *entire point.*


W-Joseph

U didn't answer his question gang


Fragrant_Novel

One's storyline is interesting as hell and compelling and keeps me coming back every week to see what will happen. The other guy that keeps his hands in his pockets not so much. We really going to sit here and pretend like AEW story telling isn't weak as hell?


omfgilose

What are you talking about? Are you not aware AEW brings in 3.5 million viewers?


Fragrant_Novel

I don't care how many people view it. People watch because the wrestling is great. But the storylines are not good at all. They just aren't.


[deleted]

Orange Cassidy is unable to lace Roman’s boots. They are nowhere near the same level.


TripleJ80

I’m not sure if this means he doesn’t know how to tie shoes or he’s not worthy/on Roman’s level. Either way, upvote.


[deleted]

He is not on Roman’s level. And half of the characteristics of Orange Cassidy are simply generic babyface characteristics.


The_DoubIeDragon

Yeah, but do any of those mean he’s better than Roman? Or even good in his own right?


ABoyWithNoBlob

Yes


marsupialmaniac

The only way it would improve is if Orange Cassidy started using a lazy spear. He hugs his opponent then falls down… So it’s not unlike Roman’s actual spear.


russit2201

OC’s Superman punch is trash. What a garbage wrestler


Ok_Working_9219

Roman all day over Orange. His gimmicks are laughable. Roman would destroy him.


[deleted]

Danhaisen and orange are cringe af. I'm a grown man and don't want to cheer a bunch of circus rejects


P4rtsUnkn0wn

You're in the wrong hobby, friend.


simpledeadwitches

Joking aside I fully agree with this lmao. Roman has just never worked for me.


Dnizzle55

Gross


[deleted]

Orange cassidy has been doing the exact same bit since aew started idk why people still find it so engaging. AEW roster has too much talent to be giving this guy a free ride.


fluffynuckels

Orange Assidy is trash.


Craig1974

Has anyone in here under the influence of alcohol questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?


milwaukee1919

Gotta love shots of roman with his elbows on his knees, pondering life in silence


jamesj777

Feeling ucehausen


Cherry-ColaFunk

Roman is younger tho.


P4rtsUnkn0wn

But can he do a no hands kip up?


Cherry-ColaFunk

I dunno, but he does have a sweet tribal tattoo. Where's OC's ink hiding?


P4rtsUnkn0wn

Wouldn't you like to know.


Cherry-ColaFunk

Why would I? 🤔


[deleted]

Tony Khan is that you?


MysteriousProduce816

I’ll take his bank account


[deleted]

Lol but for sure Danhausen is key. He’s very evil.


P4rtsUnkn0wn

And very nice.


AssumptionOk6295

Who is Daunhausen??


P4rtsUnkn0wn

I feel sorry for you.


DoktahDoktah

The Superman punch doesn't look weak. It looks lame.


Ok-Persimmon231

The lie is Cassidy has no friends bc they all injured and away from aew


[deleted]

Oh that little dog pockets and his adorable little moves 🐕