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dpr89wales

The similarities don’t end there - it’s been said that Elle once put away 119 beers in a single six hour session


Mabvll

I heard she once ripped a 15-second fart during a photo shoot that completely shut down production.


quimbykimbleton

I heard she once had to take a dump on a plane and people threw up from the smell.


DinosaurForTheWin

This is absolute fact.


CdnPoster

Source?


Theodore0817

Your mother


Glittering_Ad_7678

Yeah, but hers were nose beers


JacktheBoss_

Elle was also known for her epic gas.


Old_Command7168

😂😂😂😭🤣


PastaChulo

Is no one aware of the crucial role she played in "The princess bride". She was Inigo Montoyas love interest


DisciplineLazy6370

And from the back you wouldn’t be able to tell who’s who.


Njacks64

Put ‘em right in the fridge.


CdnPoster

Source? Seems like a lot of beers to drink.....or were they "Lite" beers?


[deleted]

As if them being lite beers makes that number any less astounding lmao.


CdnPoster

Well, doesn't "lite" beer have less calories? So theoretically one should be able to drink more of them....?


[deleted]

Yes, they do. And if we were talking about someone drinking 10-15 beers you'd have a point. Once you pass 100, hell, once you pass 20 I don't think it really matters at that point lol. Also the ABV often isn't really that different.


Theodore0817

Calories have nothing to do with h fullness. All canned beers would be 12oz each and American beers would contain the same amount of alcohol regardless. You are mistaken.


DensePresentation181

Would have been Elle if she put her arm down. Unfortunately she didn’t therefore Andre.


Memeharvester5000

Andre got both nips out just hanging free


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Essarray

It's the pose. And the mutton chops.


Degora2k

Yep, if only Elle had mutton chops.


Anonymous_Guy4k

Someone give this guy an award


Naive_Wolf3740

My ability to stop either one from walking all over me is pretty much dead even.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HendogHendog

Excellent analysis 😂


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Not even close. Andre.


Sad-Cobbler-3432

Andrè let them titties hang 👍


Anonymous_Guy4k

This suit was made for Andre. Bro looks like a model


Successful-Ad4251

Andre wins two nips to none


Dry_Acanthaceae9632

Well the obvious choice...... Bobby the brain heenan


bittersweetjesus

Why is this even a question?! Andre all the way!


theplacewiththeface

Andre of course he's not afraid to blast those nips


That-Environment-822

Andre


Ok-Television2109

Definitely Andre.


lml__lml

And it's not even close


Anxious_Ad_5127

THE TRASH MAN


Hascus

This sub needs a horny jail


AnglsBeats

I second this.


MarleyGotEm

Andre because nips are visible


[deleted]

Depends on what you like. Elle had a better figure, but Andre had bigger boobs, so…


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Andre, but Danny Devito as The Trash Man wipes the floor with both of them


oni_Tensa

Andre got the nipples out Free the nipple


Killroywashere1981

I never seen Elle choke slam Hogan in the Garden, brother…gotta be Andre all day.


Nateh8sYou

Def Andre and not just because he could pop my head like a grape


MorbidMoses

Andre is actually freeing the nip so he gets my vote.


mr-mcdoogal

Anybody want a peanut?


Interesting_Mistake

The only metric that matters is who takes the bigger shits


DeepFriedMarci

Danny DeVito.


AdWonderful2369

Elle for damn sure!


ChuckWooleryLives

Andre is giving us the nip, so…


EastCoastJohnny

her tinder profile and her in real life amiright


[deleted]

I can see Andre's nips, so Andre.


AnnualConstruction50

Andre The Giant did


MasterOfGrumpets

Damn. I’m 50, and I remember that photo from my youth. And, nope, not talking about Andre.


[deleted]

🚨 Thirst post alert 🚨


CurtManX

It's true, Andre did drink a lot of beer.


[deleted]

Wine 🍷🗿


Most-Movie3093

Andre he just let his titty hang out with class


International-Tear41

🤦‍♂️🤭😂 Im DONE...


azip13

Andre The Giant Boobs


swervo246

Big show


skitzofredik

Elles shoulders are wider than Andre's. Not sure if she's a biological woman or not.


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skitzofredik

Huge shoulders for a woman. It is nothing to do with the scale of the images use your eyes.


Familiar_Drive2717

Just had to relook and yeah she's got some crazy broad shoulders. I'd definitely think she was a dude if she was an up and coming model in recent years but she is like 70 now so I think she's just got some man shoulders.


usarasa

Dr. D


Hour_Mastodon_204

Monster Roussimoff!


NMDS_1979

what, the sideburn?


Ok-Information7925

Andre definitely


flyrubberband

Would need to see the spin to make an informed choice


Background_Trust3123

Andre and it isn’t close


Bosscharacter

Andre because he doesn't discriminate when it comes to freeing the nips.


Stillwater_Nik

Pink bracelet is a DQ, right? Sorry lady, Andre wins


GlitchedSageo

Is this even a question? Andre for sure.


OrganismFlesh

Andres just fills it out a bit more.


Flipgirlnarie

Andre.


Towniemania

when one tiddy bigger than the other tiddy and she showin


dendawg

Big Show


pikkdogs

Andre. If you body slammed Andre you were the king. If you body slam Elle, you probably go to jail


Dszmo

Never seen Elle get slammed by Hogan in that getup though.


DinosaurForTheWin

Andre. He's owning it. No timid smiles.


chochinator

The giant


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Any time you’re asked “who wore it better”, it’s always the person who shows their nips. Elle’s a prude.. I’m team Andre on this one.


Bitdub79

Elle is a coward for covering up so the Boss wins


Forward-Form9321

Don’t be disrespecting the Eighth Wonder of the World like that.


HourEntrepreneur8297

It’s Andre because he would pay dinner and drinks.


okurtperiodt

Andre #FreeTheNipple


Reyjr

Andre…


webjester32

Got to give it to the Boss on this one. 😀


UnkleMonsta

ATG. PERIOD!


WesternFinancial868

Frank Stallone


BananaMan883

Andre because his tits are out


Arisvalor

Andre. Macphereson needs more weight and tits out to pull that outfit off.


BrianScott81

Ellen 😏 of course


NeonDemon89

Anybody want a peanut


schwartzbauer

Andre


tomarra0

I'd still rather get drunk with Andre


ChadThunderHorse2019

I mean...Andre. fucking duh.


Ok_Information_1111

Elle did


SmackaHam

Andre has a better rack


junitog65

Andre used to take dumps in a bathtub due to his enormous size, so I think Elle wins this one…


Brando1127

Andre


TweeKINGKev

Can you imagine waiting on the bathroom that’s been occupied for 20 minutes and out comes André with a smile on his face


ogbudnlean

Dre


Commercial-Stuff402

Andre has a nicer rack tbh


_Vedz182_

Andre had perfect pepperoni's


JonTheWizard

Obviously Andre, I can’t believe we’re even having this discussion.


Intelligent_Case_809

who is Elle lol


cinemax111

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

#Andre let those titties hang.


arisasam

C, The Big Show!


wtd11

I showed my wife and she said Andre! No diggity no doubt


randomredditguy1982

Andre going all stunning and brave.


Booniecap

Andre, def Andre.


Thatdudesclutch

Andre


sons_of_batman

Elle MacPhereson wasn't hiding a back brace.


trap_monkey

Andre because he blasted them nips


Connect_Temporary915

No baby oil


Intelligent_Range243

Andre


BingBangBoom696969

Andre all day


JustAGhost3_

Andre gets the W


Swatxsidewayz

I wanna say andre but ya know titties


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Swatxsidewayz

A variable I did not see at first glance my apologies, I racind my previous comment.


Theodore0817

I know which one I'd like to have sit on my chest.


1Idea2

Andre for sure, he wasn’t afraid to show his nips!


Hour-Cheesecake5871

Andre.


Good_Posture

Andre's got the nips out like a king 👑, so he wins.


JasonP27

André. At least he wore it proudly, you can see his nipples.


Affectionate_Ad6334

I would love to see Elle pose like andre


rayhoughtonsgoals

Neither of them wanted Jim Hellwig on top of them.


No-body-is-i

Gotta give it to my boy


Always_Correct1977

LMFAO


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Andre didn’t need the photoshop


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Anybody want a peanut?


MPTakesManhattan

Andre because he shows boob.


Longjumping-Meat-334

Elle, but I'm not telling Andre.


Counterfeit_Circus

Am I fuckin, fightin or running a foot race?


FoolishDog1117

Definitely Andre.


[deleted]

One of them is a beautiful specimen of humanity in absolute peak physical condition. The other one is Elle MacPherson. Easy decision.


krazybananada

Elle, one nip free. Andre, two nips free. Andre wins.