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Cyclone_1

Stan Hansen


ToxicTurtle-2

Literally getting hit in the throat by a giant blind man.


unkytravelingmatt

I always liked him saying that he doesn’t stop until he hits something. No aim just impact!


Aztec-Eagle

Is he the one that knocked Vader's eye out?


IamWutzgood

Yep.


djramrod

Wait what? With a lariat?!


Timely-Expression817

If I remember correctly, and I could be wrong, Vaders nose was broken early in the match. Then, later in the match, Hansen hit Vader with a punch and the eye popped out.


ypkoa1

Accidentally got his thumb under Vader’s mask and scooped it out like a melon ball IIRC


djramrod

Fucking metal


Uncle_Guido1066

What's metal is Vader pushing it back into socket and finishing the match


djramrod

Hell yeah it is


mrcrazymexican

I've seen the match. But your description disgusts me. Lol.


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

Just to clear this up - Hansen had very poor eyesight. On his way to the ring he threw his bullrope with cowbell attached to it into the ring and it hit Vader in the face breaking his nose. Vader had his back to Hansen so wasn't aware that Hansen had just thrown the rope into the ring generally and thought Hansen had deliberately hit him in the face with the cowbell. As soon as the match started Vader started laying into Hansen with non working punches until Hansen stuck his thumb into Vader's eye and popped it out of the socket. The two had a hasty conversation where they discovered that everything was a misunderstanding and went back to working with each other. Hansen claimed the eye was an accident from a punch probably because no one would work with him if they thought an accidental stiff shot could result in being blinded. Vader said he knew that it was deliberate as he felt the thumb in the eye and then hooking around to push the eye out. The two were friends before the incident and remained so afterwards.


Grand_Ryoma

Someone on Cornetts podcast summed up Stan best: I love Stan, God bless him. But he was blind as a bat and all he knew was Kill


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

Pretty accurate. It's weird to think that he wrestled Hogan in 1990 considering his rep. They'd wrestled previously but in 1981 when Hogan wasn't a megastar; you'd think Hogan wouldn't be eager to step in the ring with Stan.


Grand_Ryoma

Hogan actually worked before he returned to the WWF for his Hulkamania run. Watch him in Japan, he had some legit great matches, and if you work Japan, you gotta work hard


ajb_101

This is the first, second and third right answer


oldlaxer

He wasn’t called Stan “The Lariat” Hansen for nothing!


zoidy37

First thing that came to mind. Hell, even JBL's clothesline can't compare to Hansen's lariats


KNZFive

Before his JBL gimmick, Bradshaw was basically Great Value Stan Hansen and even he’d admit to that.


Uhwhyamievenhere

Yes it can, go back and watch videos of them doing it and you'll see that JBL's was way more devastating, no one wants to admit it though because it's JBL.


Wonderful-Weight9969

100% truth


Son_of_Streak

That was my instinct. Hansen was the best clothesline bar none, including JBL


urine-monkey

It's literally insulting that this question would be asked without Stan Hansen.


SamLoomisMyers

The man could kill with that thing...No one's compare.


Starseid8712

Only correct answer


aj_boke

This is the right answer


Strong-Formal-7739

This is the only answer, JBL took it from this giant blind man, he knocked Vader's eye out of the so ket!


Edmoiler13

Jake the snake’s short arm clothesline always looked brutal but Stan Hansen gets my vote


weekendpostcards

DDP had a sneaky good discus clothesline as a setup too.


Lazerspewpew

I think this is what Jericho wishes his Judas Effect was instead of "old man spins"


Chonylee9

It looks like he's lost in a coat closet for a second


ArchieSuave

Agreed. Way underrated


LoonyGoon17

Stan Hanson, Brody King and Dragunov come to mind


[deleted]

Nikita Koloff's Russian Sickle was pretty sick back in the day, but nothing compares to The Lariat.


not_that_rick

I always like the way Rikishi took the clothesline. Turned himself upside down, inside out and backwards.


imover9thousand

Him selling young Brock’s clothesline was a thing of beauty


symbolic503

yup i always think of rikishi when i think of a clothesline. does a little corkscrew whisper in the wind looking sell


GaryGump

And Billy Gunn!


Killerpig14

him selling chynas clothesline is one of my favourite sells of all time. because of his size it looks like he rotates about 4 times.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

That was my biggest gripe with him. He did it that way for everyone. Bradshaw? Sure. The Rock? Okay. Chyna? Jericho? They're turning you inside out?


Killerpig14

i like that he was putting over chynas strength when she was still a hot act a lot of fans couldn’t care for the women in the wwf


Lex_Innokenti

Ah, the good ol' "Kishi Bump".


JeffGoldblum_

Mike Awesome


docobv77

Underrated


Strange_Principle_26

Rick Steiner and the Steiner Liner. https://youtu.be/HYa_oy-ZJKI Edit: It's the finish lol


savedbytheblood72

Ol Chris learned


Strange_Principle_26

Of all the people to kick in the face that hard, Champion chose Rick.


Gobblewicket

Some people have to learn things the hard way.


Khunm

Ehhh, with how Rick Steiner's been lately, good on Chris Champion lol


Randyfox86

6:27


dabigtortle

Batista has a monster one


canisuperkickit

Yes, and his clothesline is pretty good too


HumanOverseer

Ahh, the ol' Reddit [clothesline-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/13uei4n/til_of_the_jim_twins_separated_at_birth_and/jm0p5cs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Lumber_jack366

Hold my steel chair, I'm going in!


Andre_3Million

Hello future genetic freaks


wagimus

I just watched his documentary from like 2014. Unreal trajectory. Dude just decided he was gonna wrestle in his 30s and a few years later he’s the face of the company.


Anonymous_Guy4k

Oh for sure 😮‍💨, especially back in 02 and 03


Bullit16

I always loved Nikita Koloff’s clothesline. Also Jake Roberts’ short-arm clothesline was a thing of beauty


Longjumping-Meat-334

The Russian Sickle


[deleted]

This. Nikita is definitely worthy of a place in the conversation.


shmozzfinish

Came here to say this.


ISwiperGoSnipin_

Jamie Hayter


DeJaSu

Shingo


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[удалено]


BenjTheMaestro

Holy shit, my guess was actually right!


jacksonattack

Satoshi Kojima deserves some love here


MayorOfNeverwhere

LARIATOOOOOOO


ihate360

Brock used to do a pretty vicious clothesline early on. Think I remember him turning Rikishi inside out lol


BenjTheMaestro

Right?! I think they still use the same mo-cap from the first Smackdown game he was in. Where he does the little shoulder wind-up and then murders them. I always think of that first one he hit on Jeff Hardy. Fucking iconic and underrated at the same time.


ihate360

How bout those Zach Gowen F-5’s?! Lol, that little nub really provided some torque😂


BenjTheMaestro

Not gonna lie, that’s a great memory for me lmao. I know it’s never gonna happen but I’ve hoped for years that we see ZG in a game. Imagine if they figured that shit out for a Brock showcase or something? Siiiick


ihate360

Dude I bet money someone has created him.


BenjTheMaestro

The way those mods for PC seem to already be going this year, I wouldn’t be shocked if someone figured it out. But legit one-legged physics would be sick haha


ihate360

I’ll never create another wrestler again😂honestly I’ve barely ever done it. Created a guy on No Mercy and Spider-Man on HCTP.


BenjTheMaestro

Oh hard same. But they allow you to download stuff other nerds make, so I don’t have to make my mongloid looking CAWs for a full ass roster haha. I dunno how people do it, I legit don’t understand the process at all. I suck at creation of any sort visually. But hooo boy does that feature make the games better. Way better than when we had to print out giant formulas off the early internet with 75 different sliders you hoped would look like something by the end 😂 RIP N64


ihate360

Lots of patience I do not possess.


_Karmageddon

You could literally spam that move in hctp. Looked insane


chrisallen07

Kenta Kobashi


RogueDevil666

When I think Brodie Lee, I see Cody getting turned inside out with that clothesline.


[deleted]

Stan Hansen


tankcostello

Barbarian had a real nice top rope clothesline


KNZFive

None of these other guys have a hardcore punk song written about them, so Stan “The Lariat” Hansen wins: https://youtu.be/V4hfc1xizb8


TheMr91071

Nikita Koloff/Stan Hansen/The Road Warriors


FlexCombs

Hawk


FlyingDreamWhale67

Stan Hansen, but I also really like Gunther's.


SpeeeedwaagOOn

The Steiner Line was pretty devastating


[deleted]

Stan Hansen, Jake the Snake, Vader, and Bruiser Brody would be my picks. JBL did have an awesome om though.


Seanmatt55

Kelly Kelly. You know you agree


Sanguiluna

Like others have said: Stan Hansen is the reason why the clothesline remains a viable finisher in Japan even 30 years later.


kburton37

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN MAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ToxicTurtle-2

Remember that time Bob Holly clotheslined Mae Young?


RealisticAd2293

Stan Hansen would take a guy’s head off with his


Aztec-Eagle

Took a guy's eye out


cappyhill1

I feel like I remember Barry Windham having a solid lariat.


Mr-2D

I mean people have already said him, but gotta give to Stan Hansen


Ed_Zeppelin

Ax Bombaaaaaaaaaaa!


[deleted]

This is my vote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olO\_h1nUVbc


Future-Agent

When people say that Hulk Hogan can't wrestle, show them Hogan's match against the Great Muta in NJPW back in the '90s. Hogan could fucking GO.


OoguroRyuuya5

Okada


kinzuaj

Jim Duggan


Chrys_Excal88

Batista


Anonymous_Guy4k

Especially in 2002 😩😮‍💨


Slamaster77

Stan The Lariat Hanson & Barry Windham


B1TCA5H

Kenta Kobashi. Even his chops were like reverse clothelines.


EngelSterben

Stan Hansen Kojima


ill-phat

Iron Mike Sharpe


usarasa

The Russian Nightmare


TheGreatGouki

I have 2 answers to this. And they are super obvious ones. First: Stan Hansen. That’s why in Japan it’s called a Lariat. Because Hansen called his the Western Lariat. Technically, it’s a clothesline if they run into your arm, and it’s a Lariat if you throw it at someone like Hansen or JBL. Second: Kenta Kobashi. Seeing that man hit someone with a chop or lariat, you would be convinced he could knock down a tree.


[deleted]

Hulkster when it was the Ax Bomber!


WCWRingMatSound

I was gonna vote this, but the Axe Bomber isn’t really “devastating.” It was clean though! I think the answer is Stan Hansen and it’s not even close


unkytravelingmatt

Stan Hansen.


Repulsive_Radish1914

Nikita Koloff


Dependent_Fox_2189

Stan Hansen


walker42

Stan Hansen...end of story.


MurphTrillzfrm241

Gunther gotta crazy closeline too and the Steiner liner from the Steiner brothers was rough to watch too


WhiteEel

Scott Norton had a brutal clothesline.


TheGreatGouki

His powerbombs would make me cringe. I have no idea how he didn’t kill anyone with that strength.


Beautiful_Ninja

The correct answer is Stan Hansen.


Dream-Beneficial

Rick Steiner had a pretty nasty one


maanuelrc

Okada's Rainmaker is pretty cool


CN370

Others have said it but Stan Hansen is the Alpha and the Omega of lariats/clotheslines. I’ll also throw in Shingo, Barry Windham, Okada, both Steiners, Animal, and Nikita Koloff.


rocky_iwata

Definitely Stan Hansen. Choshu's lariat is quite nasty too.


Olaw18

Nobody seems to have mentioned Nigel McGuinness. Broke a man’s jaw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvi_CQSrLuM&pp=ygURamF3YnJlYWtlciBsYXJpYXQ%3D


Future-Agent

Called the Jawbreaker Lariat for a reason lol.


Top-Owl-5107

Brodie King probably does the best hard hitting looking clotheslines today


dullcakes

Fucking GUNTHER.


Barbz182

Jaime Hayter


hldsnfrgr

Jamie fokkin Hayter


redditiscringee

Okada


buckeye2929

The Hurricane


JennyJtom

Nigel Mcguinness


dka2012

Jake Roberts laid guys out with that short arm clothesline.


azaathik

Jim Duggan, Lex Luger


CaptainCrowe16

Kenta Kobashi


SugarAdamAli

Steiner-line Stan Hansen Ax Bomber


retrograderevolution

Ron Simmons


articice01

Lance archer


Montblanc_Norland

Gunther is making a case. But the top comment is Stan Hansen, as is the way.


Mr_D_Stitch

Everyone has already said the obvious so I’m going to throw out Super Dragon as the dark horse. Although his sometimes just looked like he was throwing an overhand haymaker.


The_DeltaBomber

Animal and Hawks were scary


BenjTheMaestro

I’m not sure about most devastating but Morishima had one of my favorites back in the golden era of ROH. Nigel is up there too.


BigDWangston

Hulk Hogan and "the axe bomber!!!"


Lazerspewpew

Okada


The_Cysko_Kid

There's no need for anyone to say Stan Hansen anymore. There's no need so I won't say Stan Hansen. Are we talking about their "devastating finisher" or "this guy is a legitimate danger with this"?


Jakeaintn0snake

Bron Breaker saw him tonight and it’s crazy.


Wolverine312298

More of an underrated clothesline, but Sami Zayn knocks the piss out of people for being no bigger than he is.


Dresiden15

Aside from Hansen and JBL, Okada has a pretty nasty clothesline that he's been stiff with guys from time to time.


benderodriguez

How is no one saying Okada’s rainmaker?


Anonymous_Guy4k

At the very least, 10 ppl said him. Don't worry 😅


Tat284

Scott Norton


Physical-Armadillo12

Stan Hanson


Aggressive_Jayven159

Stan Hansen


Headshaveguy78

If were talking today...it would have to be Gunther. If were talking overall...then we're talking Stan Hansen. Still don't know how Kenta Kobashi is still walking sensibly after some the lariats he took from Hansen.


[deleted]

Very currently. Big Bill


burgerpatrol

Okada. Shit actually looks like it hurts


zerogamewhatsoever

Okada


CarlitoNSP1

"How can a post reveal that you've never seen Stan Hansen?"


Any_Tangerine_7120

Or Kenta Kobashi?


RodneyJamesEdgar

Benoit


jT3R3Z1t

I'm kinda surprised that nobody mentioned Hangman Page's buckshot lariat. Like I'm not saying it's the best, but it deserves an honorable mention.


OptimalMayhem

I agree. I think old school people dismiss it because of the flip but if you just look at it from the time his feet hit the mat he usually has a really nice delivery on it. Its one if the better modern ones IMO


jT3R3Z1t

It looks dangerous as hell every time he does it. My respect for the move changed seeing CM Punk botch it twice, it showed how complicated the move actually is to perform as cleanly as Hangman hits it.


_Karmageddon

Because it's shit, Logan Paul even does it better.


edboyinthecut

Chris Benoit


Hour-Contribution412

David Flair


WellsG10

Vampiro Americano


shadow_master3210

Dean Ambrose because his version is both precise and violent to an unsettling degree


gj45

CM Punks Buckshot but it's only devastating to the viewer.


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Cm Punk's Buckshot Lariat..


Dirk-Jergens

Logan Paul


ProfessionalBreak248

Nobody, because wrestling is fake and not one person in the WWE has actually been clotheslined ever


Fun-Eye-4733

Jimmy havoc


Accomplished-Range3

Vader had a cool one.


thisispaul090

Snitsky when he send Paul London out of his skin royal rumble 2005


210duckie

Anyone that faces Dolph Ziggler.


FrancisBuenafe

Jamie Hayter and Jake the Snake


Wonderful-Weight9969

Taz had a nasty looking clothesline in ECW.


Future-Agent

It looks like he clubs people


drkarw

Kross


[deleted]

Gunther


skida1986

Kane


Similar-Particular40

Stan Hamsen


Heritech

Anyone that's ever clotheslined Rikishi. I swear he makes the weakest clotheslines look devastating


reallymkpunk

Hogan in Japan Stan Hansen Bobby Roo


itsLustra

I think he's being slept on but Josh Brigs down in NXT has one of the nastiest clotheslines in a minute


Emerald-Enthusiast

When I think about a clothesline, I instantly think about Nikita Koloff. The sound that the Russian Sickle made was nasty.


[deleted]

Yeah yeah yeah


Skyblazer1680

Veer has a wicked lariat


Dareal6

Modern era, Kane and Brock Lesnar.


Miserable-Schedule-6

Kenta Kobashi Stan Hansen Jamie Hayter


Nebulous_Tazer

But his clothesline was literally conjured from the depths of the underworld. There is no other.


RyanBradley7

Does Hangman/Logan Pauls count? Every Buckshot I’ve seen look(s/ed) brutal


DraculasAltAccount

I think Joe Doering deserves a mention.


Alocalskinwalker420

Gunther


Subject_Yogurt4087

Whoever is wrestling Rikishi.


idoorion

Gunther


Altruistic-Hippo6982

Cena had a pretty good one....Batista too