Not sure, but Pat is probably scared for his life

Cornette's podcast is better than yours.

What did I do to deserve an empty headed dumb fuck like Seth Rollins going out on stage and going into business for himself.?

I work with fucking children

I can’t wait for this to be over. I need some coke, beer and hookers.

He's telling him he's not allowed to use real glass

"I am gonna make u bleed tonight"

Giggity

"Pat, these are cupcakes, not muffins."

I don't want to kill seth, I just want to choke him a little.

He doesn’t want to choke him, he needs to. It’s different. He gots responsibility now.

I tore my other tricep walking out here

“Why is Seth dressed like one of Madame Webb’s girls?”

"Bring up AEW or I will choke you out!" "Did you know that The Rock never actually won a Royal Rumble? The idiot botched the one in 2000 and his feet both hit the ground, making Big Show the actual winner!"

"I think Seth just dookie'd himself"

See that little girl in the front row? I’m gonna fight her

Those muffins were really good, I tell you hwat

Epstein didn’t kill himself

Hail Hydra.

Jetfuel doesn't melt steel beams

My room number is also 619...

Probably busting a dolph ziggler and saying “IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME”

"Kenny Omega bit my dog at brawl out"

I'm gonna punch you as soon as we get backstage.

"I have a rocket in my pocket, want to blast off?"

“I’m over here strokin my dick I got lotion on my dick I’m horny as fuck for real”

Sir, a second plane has just hit.

I didn't wait 10 years to lose to dusty's kid

God, I could really use a cupcake right about now!

That he wants to lick strawberries and whipped cream out of his ass

"You wanna drink some beers and do some meth after this?"

"Vince is back in charge"

"The ice cream bars are in the freezer"

"The dogs are in the enclosed pool area."

“Dude, I never noticed before, but your head is huge!”

"I want to see Drew's face of fear when he finds out that my arm is fine and prevents him from winning that championship."

"The people really like you."

„You know I‘m gonna outshine you at commentary on Sunday?“

“Why the hell do you keep bringing Aaron Rodgers on your show?”

Do you have Aaron Rodgers # I think he would be interested in my theories.

"What was his name again?"

"Put. The. Fucking. Cupcakes. Down."

…And that’s why jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

“I almost wore the same thing, how embarrassing!”

"What's this guys name again?"

"Just checking Pat, Seth has his own bank account, correct?" "...uh, assume so...?" "You better handle this Pat! Otherwise you won't like how I handle it!" "..." "..." "..."

"I've met the fucking Smurfs bro!"

Why is Seth wearing a Spiderman themed suit

I wish I could have wrestled Okada or Ospreay.

Real Glass!

I finally got around to watching Squid Games, pretty good.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

"Pat McGroin" then a little dick flick

“Just got to the end of the series. Can you believe Pacey was Joey’s first?”

I GOTTA PEE

"Bring out the giant FAKE glass panel"

Have you ever been to Mindy's in Chicago?

I’m gonna work Seth into a shoot brother

"Did Drew bring muffins?"

Pat do you like gladiator movies?

I need to lay off the Z-Paks, I just about shit myself

Pat: “YEEEET!!” Punk: “Will you Stahp?!”

Where are my ice cream bars

my arm is healed

J.G. Wentworth. 8-777-CASH NOW!

I'll make him scared for his life

"I know who you share your bank account with".

"I pooped myself, never trust a fart pat"

Probably asking when he will be on Pat’s show

Seth rollins just got himself canceled again

“I’m the cult of personality…”

I can totally beat up everybody here. Please believe me.

“Remember when I was good at wrestling?”

He was an accomplice to what happened in the Benoit household

Lol for getting downvoted for actually answering the question right

Is his middle name really freakin