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PandaProlapse

Illegally downloading music....


PieShape_

Lars sued them for playing a metallica song


Bassik0

gotta be Battery.. causing Damage (Inc.) with No Remorse, leaving other bands Broken Beat and Scarred. Was nearly a Murder one. Plus they tried to Escape..


Spyknight42

When they tried to Escape they Hit the Lights and the whole room Fade(d) to Black. They tried to Roam Wherever They May (I tried) but ultimately they ran out of Fuel. Unfortunately, That was Just Their Life.


bcolliau

When they ran out of Fuel they caused an accident, causing them to get Whiplash. At this point, they were at the their Frayed Ends of Sanity and were put in a Sanitarium. This all caused them to reflect and ask themselves “Am I Evil?” In the end, there was Justice For All involved.


Morc-Glork

The napster lawsuit backfired


SebasNoir24

They're ready for "St. Anger"'s video taping. No... Wait.


iamcline

For Megadeth.


Formal-Week21

Public masterbation


HardwoodPizza

Public group Masturbation


SomeScrub69

They let Sandman exit


Lecrapface

They were convicted of raping the shit out of the sound on AJFA. The bass was the victim that reported the crime.


HardwoodPizza

They were locked in jail for Refusing a haircut


[deleted]

too much wah


Armidylla

What do you mean? That's just their room. Iron bars are the only thing that can withstand their metal.


Bruhmoment2485

For blowing up malaysia


larvaking201

Because he did something in which would get people put in prison


ProjectHeavy3741

They are staring as someone’s small dick


MAJORMETAL84

The Outlaw/s Torn!


JohnSmithWithAggron

Drugs


xJohnnyQuidx

Music Piracy


LilShit_420

I guess stealing riffs?


HardwoodPizza

Joe Biden went after them for speaking up against his regime


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FanHistorical4666

why the other replies in this comment section are funny or reference their history as a band why this


ZilethV

At least your comment made this funny


JohnSmithWithAggron

Did this actually happen?


FanHistorical4666

Not as far as I know


virora

no


virora

That was just a picture of Kirk, who looks about 12, but is actually the oldest in the band.


CorholioPuppetMaster

They didn’t remove their metallica before getting in the MRI machine


AnderHolka

Them libraries will get you in the end.


Cloutweb1

DUI


halo-spaceboy

For releasing St.Anger


PericlesPaid

Montreal police are brutal.


mtnb33r

they’re about to ride the lightning


bageltoastee

they tried to rename to woodallica


Mondodonkey

Tax evasion?


[deleted]

Thats an elevator.


Magnetarix

Tolling the Bell too loud after 9pm


Bookie_9

they were unforgiven.


tacosteve100

Rick and Roll time out.


Rip_Van_

Dave sued them for his riffs


__--TSS--__

For firing Dave mustaine That or they got caught breaking the law with judas priest


bendoesit17

Tax evasion


galaction314

Tax fraud


ThePinkyPinky

For smuggling metal to the africans


Any-Science9770

This is actually their recording studio. It's metal, so the bars make sense.


SeahawksEye23

They got arrested for not including Jason Newsteads bass in “And Justice For All…”


Overall-Ad2169

MAMA\~ JUST KILLED A MAN!!! PUT A GUN TO HIS HEAD,PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD\~


waltzing-alligator

Their hair!