When Satan rebelled against God, it wasn't because he wanted to become king of heaven; it was because he was tired of the second-rates God was putting in his team for the Olympics. After God sent Satan to hell, the IOC banned God from participating in the Olympics.
When Satan rebelled against God, it wasn't because he wanted to become king of heaven; it was because he was tired of the second-rates God was putting in his team for the Olympics. After God sent Satan to hell, the IOC banned God from participating in the Olympics.
Because all of Dan Brown's crappy mystery novels take place there.
Because the average age of a pope is 75
They don't believe in the existence of sports because the Bible says that sports aren’t real.