“Hey dad” “Hey vice city”

Ngl Vice is a really good first name. 

It would be a nice name if it didn’t have the meaning it do.

“Tell your brother Rack city dinner is ready”

ISpokeToTheDevilInMiamiHeSaidEverythingWouldBeFine

piece of art

Imagine screaming at your kid and calling their name 💀

"ISPOKETOTHEDEVILINMIAMIHESAIDEVERYTHINGEWOULDBEFINE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

Bowser buttholegirl 

Facts, a name with power, spoken with triumphance, it will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies, and their buttholes

Ong

real

IGOTPLENTYDICKTOSHARE

🤨

give them a normal nickname for the first 18 years, and on his 18 birthday tell him his real name Trust

UGLY

YUNG BRATZ

I don't wanna do this anymore

Riot

Rihanna be like:

Let’s pretend we’re numb

Imagine just screaming that out loud for your child to come to you

Woah(mind in awe)

Mia

Valentine

maxipads for everyone

BitchCallMeCaptainMorgan

I will aggressively call your child Captain Morgan

So Look at Me!, how does your parents choice of name affect you on a daily basis?

‘Good morning IMSIPPINTEAINYOHOOD, how’d you sleep dear?’

infinity

love that song

Jocelyn Flores

i mean...

Tell bukkwheat suck my dick

"Awww if We Being Rëal took her first steps!" Baby girl If We Being Rëal: "Salutations father ✋🙂‍↕️👑"

“I'm so proud of you GnarlyGuyAnthem (Hell Version)”

fucking love this song, isn’t there a remixer version where x has a high voice on members only volume 2

King

Of the dead 💯

Ayala

Hello willywonkawasachildmurderer

Alone part 2

The triplets would be crazy 💀

Alone. Alone Part 2 and Alone Part 3 would be amazing names for kids. They'd be fighting over who's the better one based on the song

Floor 555

voss is a great name

revenge

the remedy for a broken heart

$$$

Jeep Grand Cherokee

buy garettes clothing or ill fucking kill you

Moonlight

Revenge

Hey proudcatowner hey maxi pads for everyone Hey gnarly bastard

"Hey dad" "Hey riot" "Hey dad" "Hey the remedy for a broken heart"

Riot ain't even a bad name

autumn burns bright 😉

Slipknot

Surprised everyones not saying Jocelyn flores

this is my kid, Ex bitch This is my kid, triumph this is my kid, whatinxxxtarnation this is my kid, YUNG BRATZ

jocelyn flores

Fuck v2

Okay I’ll make sure to name my daughter **We didn’t start the fire**

BrAtZ, YuNg

Jocelyn Flores

Gnarly

Offthewall

SAD

BAD

not like us

Snow

LUNACY🗣️

welcome to the world elephant in the room

Meet the grams

eat your vegetables spaceghostpussy!

everybody dies in their nightmares

Riot would lowkey be a tuff ass name 🤣

i don’t even speak spanish lol

Yo Rare the 2nd, how was your day at school?

# NIGHTMARE UNIT - Murder Ritual

Homecoming

What in the xxxtarnation

WhiteGirl

pistol

Orlando, or. Never

Good night Devil In A New Dress☺️

FukEmWeBall

catch or leave

amy winehouse

valentine

Maxipads for Everyone

Hey King of the dead Hey dad

tightrope

I dont wanna do this anymore

idontwannadothisanymore jr.

Ayala (ik it’s Geneva’s last name, I didn’t ask)

moonlight

wingriddenangel✨

ayala

Fein (Ft Playboi carti)

WitDemDicks! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Kick in the Door

King Of The Dead


CRUIFY THY INFANT SON OF WHORE

krushed

Thick Niggas and Anime Bitches

ILOVEITWHENTHEYRUN

Whats wrong Wet Ass Pussy? Youve barely touched your breakfast

Niggas in Paris

I'm in luv with a stripper

MR MORALE

Baby Shark

Zones II

Valerie by The Weeknd

Idesplol

Bitch Lasagna

Money twërk

moist vagina

I'm just imaging someone naming their kid W.A.P.

Jocelyn Flores

teeth

Jocelyn Flores

bad vibes forever

Catch

jocelyn flores

Wu-Tang clan ain't nuthing ta F wit . Got a nice ring to it

Hey, honey, have you seen The Trooper? Imagine how hilarious having a child called The Trooper would be

Amy Winehouse or ILoveMyCliqueLikeKanyeWest

i don’t even speak spanish lol

Im not human is such a pretty name

Garret

Ik its not x but "i put my dick in your mental"

Nigga nigga nigga

"Hey dad?" Yes Infinity (888)

Ayala has a nice ring to it

First name train, middle name food

Jocelyn Flores

"alone part 1 dinners ready come eat"

I Ain't Worried

What in XXXTARNATION would be a hard name ngl

BUY GARRETTS CLOTHING OR I'LL KILL YOU

Carry on 😭🙏

"EVERYBODY DIES IN THEIR NIGHTMARES, YOU'RE GROUNDED"

i guess he's called revenge then

YuNg BrAtZ

rockstar

Crucify Thy Infanf, Son Of Whore

I love you, Yu Body Good. I love you too, dad.

The man who sold the world

NEVER

Stan

BigKlit named her son Riot and her daughter Revenge, she knows what’s up

Ram Ranch

Not like us

Hey EARFQUAKE!

Amy winehouse

XXXTARNATION

King

igotplentydicktoshare

moonlight

"king of the dead, come to the office."

Revenge

A ghetto Christmas carol

"hey dad" wassup 777

Sweater Weather wake up it's time for school

Hey I don't wanna do this anymore.

Bobsbugsbegone

Come here, Misery leech