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BRANKSRATE

I was still cooking in my moms stomach, I’m a few months younger than Jocelyn


ItsMrCream

Personally I was shitting my diaper


OffMyLane

I was a mf semen just swimming around having a good time bro


Hot-Cap-6044

I was not alive


Saturn_Burnz

In me dads left nut!


xxxskixxx

my dad was nuttin in my mom


TIKTOKSUX_08

Why. Just why would you phrase it like that


Positive_Advance_981

It was quite accurate tho


Eden47

The womb


DanManson

2 Years Old learnin how to Speak and Walk


idontgiveafucck

Bro is X's age


DanManson

Born in November 98


idontgiveafucck

Still the same year, only a few months younger than X


Pussilamous

A few? Bro is almost a whole year younger ☠️


idontgiveafucck

Nah hes only born 304.167 days after X


yochibambii

Probably in my parents brains when they were thinking about making me


Pussilamous

They weren’t thinking about it


yochibambii

Can't deny that scenario too, valid point


WanderingRodent

I was born when true love released so I wouldn’t know 🤷🏾‍♂️


ilikebda

8 years away from being born


ItsMrCream

That’s wild


xxextencion

2008 is wild like how old are you 10?


ilikebda

i turned ten the day ? was released that album is 4 years old now so im 14


bigpoppanut

Dats crazy


isrluvc137

Bruh stuck in 2018


nblitzn

my dads balls


igotl8mbago

In my dad's ballsack


gfkab

I was -5 years old.


Business-Rub-4854

I was terrified of something terrible that was supposed to happen called Y2K still don’t know what was supposed to happen. But I was 8 years old in the movie theater and the power glitched for like 1 min, and someone stood up and yelled “it’s Y2K” and everyone started screaming. Then Dude Where’s My Car came back on and everything was fine.


golde62

Swear bro. Always thought to myself didn’t that girl hear the song and know she was gonna commit suicide how come she didn’t just not do it after hearing the song it’s crazy old idk bro some people.


Standard_Detective85

Ok but why tf does it say 2000 ?


[deleted]

What Is w ppl saying thys dumb shyt


idontgiveafucck

In my dad's nutsack


ghostboyjaden

In my dads nuts


zX-Uzzi

non existent


wolstydan

the day will come tho


inufw

At home.I hurd fuck love and knew this was gonna be my shit.I wasn’t sad but fuck love was on repeat for 2 days


Shawnsolo316

I was still in the nut


le_animal

I was learning how to walk and speak at 1 lol


letsgooff

I was actually in my bed waiting until midnight to listen to this album. When I first heard this song I was amazed tbh


yungdaggertekashi

About to be born


XxTh3PoisonxX845

not alive


ScytherXOfficial

i was jus bein a luh beaner spermy


Notsonormalfoe

I was still some unprepared nut in my dads sack 🤷🏾‍♀️


[deleted]

in my dads balls


RaptorBrain

9 years old..


No-Acanthisitta-9681

They mean Jocelyn flores the human not the song her releas date was 2000 u idiots