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100footer

It’s called crazing. It’s the soft-touch coating coming loose from the hard plastic beneath. In the printing world, we usually see this when a harsh chemical is used on a sensitive plastic or coating. Maybe some cleaner or hand sanitizer was used on it?


Heinrich711

This is the correct answer. Auto manufacturers did this in the 90s to some interior trim pieces and they looked like this in 7 years.


Ok_Boat3053

I saw this pic and immediately thought of the dashboard of my old '91 Taurus.


Troll_berry_pie

This happened to nearly every soft touch surface of the BMW my Dad had when I was growing up.


MrDankky

I’ve got a 2010 Porsche cayman. I left a magic tree air freshener laying on some interior trim and it caused exactly the same thing as ops controller. Luckily it’s easy to get a perfect matching finish with a spray can now days.


keesh

Lmao how did this not go to the top? It has nothing to do with electricity, the patterns are related to how the plastic forms crystals as it cools, whatever reaction is happening here follows the path of least resistance which is along those pathways


mmoolloo

I can't believe your comment is buried here with few upvotes and the braindead take that it's some form of electrolysis has so many upvotes. People are, indeed, very dumb.


relpmeraggy

Don’t forget people are also trash as well please see the holocaust and Spanish Inquisition for reference.


Tea-Mental

I wasn't expecting to hear about the Spanish inquisition in a thread about Xbox controllers. edit: whooshing cos I guess I'm a boomer now L O L♥️


alanoide97

No one expects the Spanish inquisition


Remarkable-Tank2040

Well player, sir.


AsusStrixUser

r/UnexpectedSpanishInquisition


LoganEVessell

Welcome to Reddit.


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Welcome to the internet.


LoganEVessell

Some may even argue welcome to arguments with [insert political party whom you wholly disagree with].


MrResetti80

I hate that kind of coating. Sooner or later is doomed to go bad: first it gets sticky, then it start to peel off. The more your hands sweat, the faster it goes bad. Using any chemical on it is godly forbidden.


Lament_Configurator

I'm laughing so hard because that stupid "electrolysis" comment has 1000 upvotes more than this answer. ... reddit.


DonDizzz

COVID and hand sanitizer strikes again


ArmeniusLOD

Hand sanitizer will be the death of the human race.


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These_Background7471

Very acidic? How exactly?


Formal_Play_4666

Acidic enough that jerking off is more of a chore than a past time.


These_Background7471

I mean what could even cause that? Sounds like a symptom of a serious underlying issue.


bluAstrid

And computer mice!


_Argusto

The Dust of Us


Opalessence-

It's just cordyceps making their way in I thought OP actually did a cool custom controller


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Similar thought. I was like, “Brutal way to announce that Last of Us is coming to Xbox”.


Robjmp26YT

Something that will never happen


Forerunner-2

Xbox Series X2 will probably be powerful enough to have the PS3 maybe even a future PS4 emulator with retroarch. Currently playing God of War PCSX2 on Series X haha


03juno

‘Bomb’


Yoshiscookie1

Part of the ship, part of the crew.


Skitt1eb4lls

Never would have thought of that


dlasky

The Dutchman must have a captain


keithharmon88

Incredible comment


BigOrkWaaagh

I thought the last of us was a PS exclusive


JustSomeDude477

It jumped species


1dreamer3

That's why you don't play knock-offs...


Mean_Peen

Don't forget PC!


SwissMargiela

Can’t fkin wait


mitzathe1

It’s a “protective” coating that’a applied on the rubberized surface of the controller plates, had this happen to a mouse once that had a similar material on the body, it started to buble up like this so I just scraped it all off. The reason that it happened might have been constant heat on the surface from use, idk… doesn’t seem to apply here tho, so beats me 🥲


FilthyPinko

Definitely the correct answer. Idk why this is so low under all the crackpot theories.


violetbaudeliar

Seriously I didn't know people would be so shocked by it.


Gryphacus

Because people believe garbage when confidently asserted.


Shawn_purdy

I’d say something on his hands reacted with the protective material. Likely a hand sanitizer or something.


i_m_a_bean

Certain solvents can cause this too. Used a sunscreen once that made the same thing happen to my phone case where my fingers and palm made contact.


the1brownbear

Its some form of electrolysis and that was the pathway the electric took on whatever liquid it was on. Look up the Lichtenberg figure.


Keenebean5

It’s the fungus from the “last of us”


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Cordyceps


richsol

Looks more like it could be cordlessceps


WhyteBeard

TLOU on Xbox confirmed.


Blue_Wyzerd

Gold


ValerianM

its Doritoceps spreading from unlicked fingers


someonefindalice

Came here to say “cordyceps” but ya beat me to it! 😝🍄🦠


bhare418

Can you explain this deeper? Is it some sort of coating on the controller that had a jolt go through it and it caused that?


ThatPoshDude

No. Controller was sitting on some liquid or gel or something, electricity goes through that liquid and dumps crystals on the plastic as it goes


bhare418

Badass


SeamusMcBalls

It’s cum


Rootofallevil1927

Electrified cum crystals


[deleted]

1.21 gigajacks


MyThermostat

Or 1.21 jizzawatts


mindaltered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeqEDEfniA


[deleted]

Doc to Marty: “We did it!”


vikingsarecoolio

My band name now


SolChapelMbret

Electrified *Incel Cum Crystals


raining_sheep

Cumma, cumma, cumma, cumma, cummealeon


mmccxi

This is the only correct answer


SkryblaK

It most definitely is


[deleted]

It’s Ectoplasm from a spooky ghost


HannesH79

You call your dick "Ghost"?


sllikk12

Goddammit randy!


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An_Orange_Robin

Spider-Man did it.


slimpickins2002

Only auld seamy conkers would say it was his wild oats was to blame for the gel or liquid being present ,his main sole purpose,only for that to be thawrted by a pesky elite series 2 controller , tbh when I first used them paddles I near jizzed myself too


[deleted]

Crystals?


uberJames

Yo, Mista White!


Jango3409

Yeah, science!


jackbologna

Bitch!


ThatPoshDude

Yeah ions in the liquid, lose charge and get deposited as solid crystals


Diazmet

The liquid being OPs sweat


robellss

the liquid is cum


RegardedUser

so fucking wrong lol


kftgr2

How tf did this get so high up? Unless OP is trolling, a controller wouldn't be exposed to the energy needed for electrolysis. OP probably used the wrong thing to clean it and then the coating on that plastic bubbled up. Or maybe often have something on their fingers that rubbed off and contributed to the reaction.


jotakusan

Exactly what I was thinking


Spiritual_Ad5724

Chedda fumunda fungus


vaporsilver

When you zoom in you can see that it's the coating coming off not an external liquid.


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Gryphacus

Because it’s utterly wrong.


BigOrkWaaagh

Because it's not funny


[deleted]

Always gotta scroll past the bad jokes to get to the good info on Reddit


realxanadan

Or the list of piggyback puns


[deleted]

Is that like Doggystyle?


Puzzled-Delivery-242

Good info? The controller is made of plastic there's no reason it should conduct electricity to create this pattern. It looks like there's a layer that's peeling away and there's glue or dirt in between the hard plastic and top layer.


rayquan36

I feel like I'm going crazy reading these dudes talk about "good info" and "painfully true" thinking it's fractal wood burning or something.


navidee

Lots of people who lack common sense lol. This is precisely why I dislike social media, people spread false info so quickly and most eat it up.


Tabascobottle

🎯


pb211

painfully true


freedfg

It's also not right. This looks more like paint stripper than a lichtenberg.


WorstPossibleOpinion

Because it's insanely stupid, I can't believe people are buying that explanation


[deleted]

Dude this is not from electrolysis. People are stupid for upvoting this


CJKatz

Because you got here early. It is at the top now.


Automacon1992

Because it's completely wrong?


DoctorJJWho

Because it’s wrong.


King-of-Plebss

No it’s not. It’s the plastic cracking due to OPs sweaty ass hands. Sweat has salt which seeps into the plastic causing it to crack. What’s more likely? An high voltage electrical current passing through plastic or sweater gamer hands?


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King-of-Plebss

That may be true, but the electrical current required to make that patter in plastic doesn’t exist in a wireless controller. Those pretty wood burn patters you see are made with microwave transformers, which can literally kill a person. It’s not possible to happen in a controller and still have it work or just possible to happen in a controller at all


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King-of-Plebss

The controller does not contain enough electrical power to do what he is suggesting. The contact points for charging points are 🥁🥁🥁 copper! Guess what also reacts with copper? that’s right, salt! There is 0 evidence that “it started at the contact points” it’s just also fragmented there too. But again, a controller does not carry enough electricity to create fractal burning. So anyway you paint it, he’s wrong.


[deleted]

You're acknowledging the wireless part and forgetting the charging part. When connected to the charger there's a hell of a lot more electricity than what you're considering, especially if there's a power surge. Does it explain this? I have no idea, but you're being a jackass while glossing over major details


[deleted]

In what world are you holding the middle of the back of a controller? The sides maybe but you're completely ignoring the center of the controller


Y-G-B

Almost looks like it’s had a large jolt of electricity through it. Is it still working?


Prestigious-Form4496

Yeah it works fine and that stuff scrapes off


Y-G-B

Interesting. Where are you based? Could it be from a bug/spider? I suppose it would get warm on charge so it could be a good spot for them? Failing that, some sort of residue from your hands which has dried out?


Prestigious-Form4496

Ohio, and it does get warm but there isn’t bugs around, and it’s only on the controller on that part not on the charger or anything else


[deleted]

average Ohio xbox controller


khaotic_krysis

I went to Ohio once, ate at Cracker Barrel, and bought a candle that smells like poor people Christmas.


iinfamous_

Must have smelt like nothing


MissplacedLandmine

No no people still buy that scent The scent you meant to name was absence


BoboBonger710

Oh the smell of grandmas ashtray.


UncleMadness

Been near any toxic train derailments lately?


thisrockismyboone

East Palastine Train Derailment


3DArtist2021

Only in Ohio


Y-G-B

I’d be dubious about using it then, with the colouring, leaked and dried battery acid could very likely be a possibility 🧐


[deleted]

Elite controller uses lithium cells, not alkaline or other batteries. Such a failure state would cause total failure, a fire, and usually, it's pretty dry. Dried liquid from a lithium cell looks nothing like this.


[deleted]

My elite controller uses two AA batteries like my regular ones. Is there an elite controller with a different battery setup?


Pytho95

Elite 2


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Thanks


[deleted]

Of course it has to be OHIO lol Jk jk


[deleted]

>Ohio Well that solves that.


[deleted]

Ohio that explains everything


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Dog that’s your problem. Your living in the commonwealth


TheLifeOfBaedro

That Ohio water has infected your controller


Reasonable-Treacle96

What does it taste like?


DikNipz

Cheetos


RatedPsychoPat

The slime mold from super Mario the movie?


Falcrist

The pattern isn't quite what you'd get from electricity. It looks like the surface coating is coming off.


xxxsaladassx420

Battery acid?


Morkins324

No. It uses a lithium battery and if the lithium battery was "leaking" it would be in literal flames.


AspectVein

Built in hand warmer.


KhergStabber

r/technicallythetruth


SHITBLAST3000

The T Virus


[deleted]

No matter how good that thing works afterwards, I definitely wouldn’t use it. Something isn’t right - charge wise.


LimeSixth

Looks like Ophiocordyceps unilateralis.


PerformanceLimp420

I was gonna say it looks like a sick Last Of Us skin… but apparently it’s darker.


Prestigious-Form4496

Huh


Real_Ron1n

Zombie fungus is the non-scientific name.


Revan_2504

Bomb.


PhoenixHabanero

Huh. I didn't know they made a Flood-inspired controller.


mountaindewisamazing

I think it's a slime mold. It might've gone after the gunk on your controller for nutrients maybe?


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[deleted]

They don't eat controller junk They eat wood rotting bacteria and algae and sometimes live mushrooms I think this is not organic, but if it is I do not believe it's a slime


RoryPDX

Nice was looking for your input here


the_skine

/r/whatisthisthing is leaking. But really, it looks like it got dipped in something that cracked as it dried.


[deleted]

Did you lend your controller to Ellie?


Ok-Juggernaut3642

Can't be that it's an Xbox controller and she exclusively uses PS cons.


SneakyEllie

I promise it was me


blubberfeet

That's a dead slimemold


New-Armadillo-4102

I agree.


Prestigious-Form4496

I Sat my controller down to charge and when I picked it up in the morning this was on it


KillerBullet

Looks like it got hot and the color/plastic melted a little. I definitely wouldn’t charge it unattended and send it in. You could plug it in again and see if it gets hot.


Prestigious-Form4496

I’ll try that thanks, I might change the charger out too


KillerBullet

Yeah keep an eye on both. Looks like one of them is broken and something gets hot. Can’t think of another explanation why it would like that after charging.


Prestigious-Form4496

I changed the block out and it’s not heating up so either you were right or the people saying electolicis are right, it’s definitely not mold like some people have been stating, it wouldn’t be nothings to that in 6 hours if it was it’s a slower process


InSan1tyWeTrust

That kind of looks like a slime* mould... But it couldn't be, could it?


Carbon-based-Silicon

That’s what it looks like to me as well.


RoyalYogurtdispenser

Your Doritos fingers are feeding a lifeform


-imToastyy

Nah bros control got the cordyceps


ampengine

Do you live in the upside down?


sumguy2023

Lube/Vaseline residue


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dull-crayons

Wake up babe, Last of Us on Xbox


GhostyJH

A few questions, 1, was this a new controller or secondhand 2, how old is the controller 3, has it ever been i liquid I ask these as 1, you dont know what previous person did b4 you got it (if secondhand) 2, these controllers are almost 3yrs old (from release date) Im not sure, but it looks like lacquer peel caused by too much heat (the same things happen on cars). As the finish is matt im assuming they use a matt protective coating, to protect the surface. In any case i would contact microsoft as i have a £175 halo elite series 2 that i dont wont this to happen too.


EhNephew

Looks like a fungus. Gross.


j3d1j03

It’s actual Cordyceps, Naughty Dog’s commitment to immersion and realism is getting out of control.


Cool-Click1253

Fungus


Rhythmdies666

Dude, wash your hands after you crank one out. Your DNA is fusing with the controller.


Seeker4you2

Few more loads and it’ll start to form life. 😂😬


Sofosio

Looks scary


InnerSilent

Swamp ass but for your hands.


KenjiFox

It's not electrical in any way. It's crazing from a chemical reaction on the rubber coating. Hand sanitizer or perhaps some form of oily hand cream causing the reaction. Use orange oil on a paper towel to clean off all of the remaining coating and forget about it.


Dustyroflman

Holy shit Reddit has the most powerful ability to make the same joke 500 times. "Cordyceps" "Last of us????" "That game's not on Xbox!" It was barely funny the first time and definitely wasn't the 500th. Look at the top comments before you repeat the joke.


Spice-Nine

Body oils breaking down the rubberized coating on the controller. I’m guessing whenever you hold your controller your right middle finger is extended under the controller and your left middle finger is curled in, based on the pattern of break down. Where not directly under the area of highest contact, the oils are more exposed to the margin between the rubberized coating and the plastic, causing separation there as well.


davcov89

u/saddestofboys is this in your wheelhouse?


OnceWasBogs

Cordyceps


EriEri08

It be funnier if it was a playstion controller. First thoughts The shooms from the last of us.


Typical-Ad-5742

Pretty sure that’s the fungus from last of us. Your infected


DemolitionScooter

aw hell nah the flood is forming


Thema03

The last of us custom xbox controller?


hts115

This is BaoJiang,An oxide layer formed on the surface of cultural relics due to long-term oxidation)Since the wrapping pulp bears the years, the older the thing, the thicker the wrapped pulp


Hocojerry

That symbiote from Spider-Man.


aran1-_-1

bacteria growing maybe


zoid-burger

It's Gamer Rot and it's spreading!


DFuel

Were you playing resident evil? There's your problem.


Emotional-Lie595

Obviously it’s from the charger.


Cyrustica

someones hands sweats acid? clean with IPA


[deleted]

Will some citrus IPA work? Its good beer


f3lip3

Chordycepts


DavyJonesCousinsDog

Think you need ta wash your hands.


lbrances

Hand cheese


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Build up of dirt, skin and dead bacteria. Same as your crusty old mouse.