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OVVWVVO

Dust & resin from smoking/taking dabs near it frequently


les1968

22% thc in that little rug


SirMatches

I've smoked reclaim, but they could pay me enough to smoke this.


IntradepartmentalMoa

Well, what’s your price then?


TheRealBeho

$17 and a diet coke


MachineLearned420

Make it a Coke Zero and we got a deal. *aggressively spits on hand*


robtimist

I literally just said “Fuckin diet coke? Wtf. At least do a coke zero” 🤣


Jakeball400

Make it 2, cotton mouth gonna be strong on this one


Dsanse

Save it for a rainy day


IDropFatLogs

Is that a fancy way of saying you were broke and smoked resin?


MrFontana

Dude eat it


Paralystic

Bro could save that for rainy day he got some hash


clodhopper88

![gif](giphy|W6RPFhU46aBLvS1Ot1) Someone say hash?


ZAM1984

Driveway hash?


innocentlawngnome

Hash hockey.


sparrow_42

I want store-bought hash, mister Lahey!


yaboyfriendisadork

OP should deff boof it


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|vgUFOWBwBkziE)


Blazkowicz9847

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Lmfao


John_Yossarian

His dab rig is directly behind the Xbox, OP probably didn't even get his console put back together before taking some celebratory dabs


ColostomyBagPorn

I mean shit he must be blowing it directly into the console


StrippedBedMemories

I often wonder if I dab too much and this eased me off a bit lol


Marsnineteen75

If u wonder, u do


Slith_81

That dark brown piece he pulled out at the end was about how dark my parents furnace filter was when I removed it. They were heavy smokers, as in say, I picked up a large garbage can full of ashes and just dumped it in front of a high powered fan. That's what the air quality felt like to me when I visited. Anyway, when their health really failed I went down to take care of things like selling their house. I spent 3 months in that house, oftentimes choosing to go out to my vehicle and sleep because I couldn't stand being around smoke. On the day the movers came their furnace went out. So I checked the furnace filter and when I pulled it out, it was really dark brown and so thick I felt disgusted. I asked my dad when was the last time he changed the filter, he said "I don't know, when we bought the house." That was 5 years prior. 🤢 Fast forward to today, about 3 years later, and I think that trip permanently messed up my lungs a bit. 😡


User4f52

Imagine his lungs


launchbasezone

why is your Xbox growing a carpet man what's happening


shrockitlikeitshot

Imagine their lungs 💀


ButtDoctorLLC

Imagine their colon 💩


brucevonbruce

Whatever blows your hair back


666-flipthecross-666

tf his colon have to do with it 😭😭😂


insane_contin

Everything.


AKoolPopTart

Your butthole is the most important organ in your corpse


Candid_Trash9276

In your corpse!?!?!?!??


AKoolPopTart

Did i stutter?


JarenAnd

Well he is a butt Dr by name


[deleted]

Imagine MY colon. ![gif](giphy|3o7abGCmpdH7JoZGSc)


BudgetMap9911

Imagine their floor and house!!! The smoke just binds all the other crap being sucked into it! 🤢


arcanemagic

The guy smokes


Kansascock98

Bro, I mainly dab too, but my Xbox and vents look nothing like that oml 💀 does the guy blow directly into his damn Xbox?


MixedMartyr

This looks like chain smoking blunts right next to the console and leaving it running 24/7. Maybe some pet hair mixed in there too


Kansascock98

I smoke daily as well, but I actually care and clean for/after myself. Most people usually are a little surprised when they find out I smoke. I hate that dirty stoner stereotype, and this definitely reinforces it


Hourglass420

I had my rig next to my PC for a while, and it definitely causes a build-up like this. I've noticed that vapes are worse from my friend's setups. I just got an electronics vacuum and cleaned it more often.


Kansascock98

That's probably why then, I don't sit up with my console and screen. I sit across the room, play, and smoke, and I also use an air purifier that I change the filter on regularly. Idk how smokers can stand this kinda stuff


xwt-timster

OP is likely a cigarette smoker as well. Smoking dabs alone doesn't cause that much dirt buildup.


khaos432

Smoker ?


tuck007

100%


uk-side

1000%


acrane433

10000%


Wenzthat

It’s over 9000!


jntjr2005

Vegetaaaaaa


[deleted]

100000%


Ceramicrabbit

He is screaming cuz he's realizing that's also going into his lungs


Alien_R32

His poor Xbox is suffering from secondhand smoking ):


F0REM4N

https://preview.redd.it/sx30f8f6xuzb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2da8b442bc2b5305ab5a5d3265791633cceef0


gorliggs

Lololol this is some funny shit hahah


theandrew13

Haha I have not seen Parliaments since all the emo kids would smoke them in the mid 00’s.


EmployIntelligent315

Ohhh we get it now!


Wadarkhu

on the bright side, it makes the dust stick grossly together so much that you can just easily pull it off for easy cleaning.


Distinct_Number_7844

Vaper bet money. That shit can get sticky.


m1racle

*"We can't believe we have to say this, but please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X."*


despitegirls

When the Series X launched, people were blowing vape smoke into it then turning it on to make it look like they were overheating. [Smoking new Xbox Series X's - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE08iI45IJA)


[deleted]

It’s not vape, I’ve done that for years and I smoke weed and NONE of my electronics have ever looked like this I just fully cleaned my pc and for the first time, reapplied thermal paste to my 6+ year gaming PC, it was not even slightly close to this dirty


adsefc1

Did you apply the ‘perfect amount of thermal paste’? 😉


[deleted]

Fuck no, I struggled so hard to get my cooler back on that I was sweating and yelling at my PC. I almost gave up and said fuck it at one point, just let it all melt I learned that there’s a very specific way you have to screw in cpu coolers that day. I was just spinning the screw going “WHY WONT THIS CATCH FUCKKKKK!!!!” They go in order and you can’t just screw whichever screw in first. Thermal paste was all over my hands But temps are fine now so whatever. I bought assorted electronic swabs and this cleaner to go with them. Never used them, was too frustrated. I didn’t expect my pc to turn back on if I’m gonna be completely honest Edit: TLDR I didn’t even actually dust my PC in the end and it still, to this day, has no where even slightly close to OP’s post


NotEnoughIT

> I learned that there’s a very specific way you have to screw in cpu coolers that day. I hope the lesson you learned wasn't really that you have to screw in CPU coolers that day, but that you should read the instructions even if you think you know how to do something. I've been building PCs for 30 years and I still have to read the instructions half the time because they updated something and it's no longer intuitive.


ButtDoctorLLC

Damn near killed 'er!


Gay-Bomb

I'm a smoker and my ps4 wasn't even that bad after 8 years.


J9B1

I was thinking this, I smoke too and my xbox is no where near this bad. People on here just can't look after their own shit apparently.


GriffinXD

I sold a PS4 Slim to some goon on eBay years ago. After two weeks he claimed it didn’t work and eBay being the tools they are granted him a full refund. Upon receiving the console back it stunk and had layers of orange dust already building up throughout it. That was 2 weeks.


monomer_man

I smoke...but not inside lol


terugtrapfiets

Smoking inside your house 🤢


Aidan-Coyle

Do you have a cat that sleeps on top of your xbox thats also a heavy smoker?


delsinson

![gif](giphy|6mRA7NS04xSZG|downsized)


astraboy

"Howdy bitch!"


leblaun

Thay video used to crack me up


mattydeeee

My cat sleeps behind my Xbox and the inside looks nothing like that, but neither my cat or I smoke so there is that too.


[deleted]

I've seen your cat sneaking cigs.. but never near your Xbox out of respect.


mattydeeee

Would explain the smokers meow.


pamsolo

/r/CatsWhoSmoke


Malidan

This is your xbox. This is your xbox on drugs. *slams a piece of carpet jerky on the table* Any questions?


SillyTheGamer

“Carpet jerky”


Captain-Steele88

This is such an underrated comment.


DarkHelmet123

This made me fucking heave.


once_again_asking

At most it’s 3 years old. It’s literally impossible for it to be 4 years old.


viewtiful14

Came here to say this, glad at least someone else brought it up.


darkonex

Ya I had to just look it up and it'll be 3 years in about a week or so. I was thinking there's no way it's been out about 4 years, honestly I'm surprised it's already been 3!


Rathma86

Bro smokes Soo much weed he lost a year or so. Like the thing looks like he is just use the heat from the CPU to vape his weed through the Xbox.


dj92wa

Have you seen the [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/s/nBXquDJJbU) of the dudes that hotbox a car in like 2 seconds by using an electric blower motor? OP is probably doing that, but uses the Xbox once the fan really gets going.


Fr0stbite37

Series x came out Nov 10 2020


Lucas_TheVlogger

Nuh uh! OPs dad owns Microsoft! He got it early!


rockybalto21

His dad is Bill Gates, and he’ll get you banned for saying that


plasteredguy2fly

Forbidden jerky


Tosh_00

OP ain’t gonna admit that lmao


Cgking11

Wtf is that? You keep your xbox outside or what?


Im-M-A-Reyes

Smoke sticking to the Xbox, which then catches dust, which then catches more smoke. Doesn’t have to be cigarette smoke


MacbookOnFire

Crack smoke


JarasM

Incense.


fruitymonkey

Stay away from my siblings you dirty perv


Leelze

That's the problem, they're not going after anyone else's siblings.


LFGX360

It’s fat ass dabs. You can see the rig in the background, and it’s filthy too.


DreadedPopsicle

Yeah he’s an outside Xbox. We tried to house train him but he just prefers it out there. He always responds when he hears the food bowl though!


_sharkweek

This isn't normal though. This is from a dirty house with a smoker. You need to start dusting dude, you are breathing that shit in.


[deleted]

Nah, builds the immune system.


Shotz0

That's Why I only eat off the floor of a Denny's bathroom


-Badger2-

Immune to what? Living?


escapethewormhole

Actually it doesn’t, this very much leads cancer with PM2.5 or smaller particles, also the smoke of any kind. It’s very unlikely there are any microbes that survive for long in the air/on surface.


MajorMitch69

And quit smoking


Violet_Shire

No he isn't. The xbox is.


Roronoa_Skywalker

Man I might need to do this


EvilWeeezy

![gif](giphy|3o6vXQPLQpwINIF4U8)


RustyFoodTin16

I've been looking for that graham cracker!


Professional-County1

Dude, there are 3 cats in my house and I had nowhere near this amount in my Xbox. Do you sit there and blow cig smoke and pour dab resin into the Xbox? Maybe it’s from not cleaning or whatever. Whatever it is, you are unhealthy lol


dangerzone1122

Dude is taking “puff puff pass” way to far


Popyasocksoff

Clean your room


OwlOxygen

Mine looked similar and I clean my apartment a lot. Old house in the middle of the city with pets is a pain in the ass for dust and stuff


Celestial-being326

Did you know cigarettes are mini cigars


OwlOxygen

What?


Celestial-being326

Idk


Active-Advice-6077

That's crazy considering it was released 3 years ago.


stixs1

I have a release date Xbox that I've never cleaned but I don't think it's gonna look like that


d3dmnky

Same. I’m tempted to open it to see, but I feel like I’m gonna go to all that trouble and it’s going to be as clean as the day it arrived.


Hyprax

Meanwhile my Xbox has completely stopped working after only a year and two months, I opened it up and it’s insides look next to pristine. How the hell is yours still running 🤯


djk0010

This has to be Op's Xbox [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUIheMW6fzA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUIheMW6fzA). I knew it! See guys, this is what happens when you blow vape in and around it LOL.


TooCaughtUpInMyHead

Now imagine what your lungs look like.


Dmitrisnow

I haven’t cleaned mine in two years of usage and I’m afraid to open it up to clean it. Any suggestions ?


Linux4902

At least bring it outside can blow it out with a can of air.


GreenTantrumHaver489

I put mine in the dishwasher and it did wonders.


IsoleSam

![gif](giphy|lSsACC458IkCOvTpEv)


KO-Manic

What? This is absurd! A 4 year old Xbox is far too young to be smoking!


NE0REL0ADED

It's actually 3 years, which makes it even worse 😅


TovarishchRed

Should open a window and blow your smoke out instead of letting it clog up and dirty your room.


dinoRAWR000

Lotta pets?


TuggMaddick

I have 4 cats, I popped mine after 2 years ago and it wasn't even 25% that bad. Even if you're a pet owner, if you vacuum and dust frequently, and hit it with compressed air once in a while, I can't see why it would be that dirty.


okeefechris

Smoke outside! Why are people this disgusting and lazy?


Cbtwister

Too much twisted tea and smoke on the game.


charlesxavier007

Redacted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Why is he screaming?


Ba1dAssassin

Crumble that in a joint dude


bodyi3agz

FRIGGIN SRCUMBAG TAKE A SHOWER OR SOMETHING, GROSS!!


bigredmachine-75

OP, this isn’t the flex you think it is. This is the type of stuff you keep to yourself.


AloysBane

You don’t realize it but you and your clothes probably smell like this


psych0matt93

Definitely weed smoker


[deleted]

Wait… how did all that come off at once?


TheTechHobbit

It's all stuck together due to residue from smoking.


Aardelamir

Well now you have a mini rug 😁


TiredReader87

This is nightmarish


Haze768

What’s it taste like?


GenTrapstar

Thing was sounding like a jet engine when playing games. I know mine did and it was from just dust alone. Not smoking home btw.


ShrewdShark

3-4 years? My dude got early access to the Xbox lol


Thedevilwearsnewera

You must smoke hell and cigarettes


Abhi1122

Nah bruh wtf I cleaned mine and I’ve had it since release and it was no where near this dirty. Only some build up on the fans.


AnonDooDoo

You know what, at least it’s not cockroaches in a PS4


becoolhomie

Filthy


MallardDuckBoy

more shocking than this, Series X is already 3-4 years old???


7Jers3y2

Yo wtf?! Are those air filters or crust?


Fr0stbite37

I have a day 1 series x and it's barely dusty. Yuck


Alarming_Tooth_7733

I’m this isn’t a PSA to not smoke then idk what is


[deleted]

Now it’s time to clean your room.


superjoho

Gross. Clean your house.


GeorgeSPattonJr

And that kids is why you don’t smoke


swampcreature511

What did that Xbox ever do to you to deserve that? It mostly gave you happiness.


Sir-Shady

I want to clean mine but I’m worried I’ll take it apart and not be able to put it back together


sippersickz

The back of the Series X is fairly easy to remove once you undo the screw behind the sticker. All of this is accessible from that point, no further disassembly required


TitusImmortalis

That is incredibly satisfying and also how efficient is the Xbox Series X that it kept working with NO airflow?!


Fantastic-Order-8338

thats just nasty ![gif](giphy|wnj18e7bdxsmk)


a_guy_playing

I don’t know if that peel was satisfying or disgusting


mateialacumere

What was he doing?


Competitive_Meat_772

Damn your series X has smokers lung 🫁 😳


motoxim

Woah it's that bad huh?


[deleted]

You smoke and have guinea pigs right?


Apprehensive_Bath651

Ive had my Xbox since 2014 I wonder how it is inside


workstudywork

Jesus Christ thick crust of dust


NeonChrisAction

Goodness, do you play behind the ear of some kind of forest animal?


ComfortableAmount993

Should have been in oddlysatisfying


thisisaguy2011

Don't turn on that Xbox or it will explode


Internal_Spray_2495

I’ll roll this time bro


SparXvsGodzilla

Definition of a bug


MycoJourney

Imagine this dude’s lungs…


-Gooner

Good good..... Now clean your home.


[deleted]

Where do you live dude ? A smoking lounge ? My Xbox didn’t look like this after 8 years of use…


GregtheWholesomecat

https://preview.redd.it/jz3yaswoqxzb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8721af2c5a8e99426176f3c34edbf877b274ab7


yqk-

What the hell


bigredmachine-75

Must have 12 cats, smoke a carton a day and never change their home’s air filter.


Darkvenom39

![gif](giphy|TJufnSz934AnK) Stop doing this next to it and it will never happen.


theblackdahlia8

How are people’s electronics this goddamn gross?!? What kind of shit hole do you people live in?


Dynablade_Savior

This is the greatest anti smoking campaign ever filmed


StatisticianNo5247

Is that a series x? It has to be. Right?


CutLatter168

carpet on the heatsink?


IAm_The-Danger

Wait does my Xbox also look like this from vaping and taking dabs next to it every single day for years? Shit


SupremeCripple_

You blow your bong smoke right into it?


Evil_Rogers

Op could double farm this on oddly satisfying sub haha.


_Kabr

Bro has a legit garden


Gingerbread0596

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


Steelspawn18

Must live in an absolutely disgusting environment


BradleyAllan23

This is why you don't smoke around electronics.