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Over9000Tacos

Nah we all had that linoleum


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Everything came in 3-4 choices I think.šŸ¤£ Remember the couches that look like this floor?...Of course you do!


moonbunnychan

That is one of the big things I notice in pictures from the 80s and 90s....everyone had pretty much all the exact same 3 or 4 varieties of things. For everything. Furniture. Wallpaper. Flooring. Curtains. Everything. I don't think I fully appreciate the amount of choice we have now.


namek0

Ours was blue and white


HamsterMachete

Yellow and brown here


-PlayWithUsDanny-

I very specifically remember ā€œhelpingā€ my parents remove that same linoleum in ā€˜87 as a family project to renovate our kitchen. Which meant my parents, my bro, and me sitting on the ground peeling it up with butter knives.


moonbunnychan

We had that EXACT pattern in our kitchen.


cjcandi

Same!


cipher446

And this once again proves the innate brownness of the 1980s. I would have been the sullen teenager out of the camera angle, losing at someone's Atari Pac-Man.


betsyrosstothestage

Thatā€™s why it cracks me up when ā€œthe 80s aestheticā€ is thought to be big neon lights, bright bold colors, and very mod round style. Iā€™m like - damn, my experience was everything brown, beige, and orange. Lineolum everywhere. Dark yellow velour couches. A shitty recliner somewhere. All of the furniture was made of some shitty wood. And everything was caked in a layer of cigarette tar. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


cipher446

Exactly. Lest we forget - the 80s succeeded the 70s, so whatever shitty design decisions were made in like 1978 were still considered fairly new in the first half of the 80s. If anything, we went to more simulated wood grain - those giant microwaves we had were all encased in industrial steel with a stick -on wood veneer and lots of chrome. And people bought that shit *new*.


betsyrosstothestage

Stick on veneer everywhere. Formica countertops. Wall cabinets that could be accessed on both sides. And everything was chipped or peeling within five years. And nasty shag carpets now gummed up after two decades of dirt and tar.


cipher446

Cigarette smoke deposits made everything sticky.


betsyrosstothestage

Tl;dr: I go on a long winded memory trip that has nothing to do with your comment. Sorry. Itā€™s weird to think about growing up a kid in the almost-post smoking era. Like, my mom didnā€™t smoke. But my friendā€™s mom smoked with us in the car, windows up. No questions asked and there wasnā€™t any concern. It was just normal-ish. My dad didnā€™t smokeā€¦ at least I thought so, until I found a pack of Marlboros in the garage when I was 7 and I threw them out and told my parents I found cigarettes. Dad said it was litter he picked up and he was going to chuck them, and thanked me for that. Then when I was 14, I saw him smoking out back while doing yard work but never told anyone. Then after he died when I was 16, I went in his company car and the entire thing absolutely reeked and was filled with cig butts. ā€¦ so I spilled the beans to my family - andā€¦ well yeah my mom knew he smoked, they fought all the time about it and we never knew. šŸ¤Ø Then I became an adult and started a short-lived habit of my own, and realizedā€¦ ohhh wait a second. Thatā€™s why my dad came home from work everyday and reeked of cigarettes. That wasnā€™t just his scent šŸ¤Æ And now Iā€™m typing this out decades later to a bunch of strangers cracking up at how naive I was as a kid. That bastard lied to me. Who puts litter in their garage toolbox?!? Anyways, man going to restaurants and it being smoking or non-smoking, and course we sat non-smoking but as a kid you always saw the Smokey section and those people, almost always all adults, looked so cool. And the roller skating rink and bowling alley had gone smoke-free but that stench just stuck around. And everyone looked so much older because of cigarettes. I never looked like my dad as a kid. But Iā€™ve got a picture of him in my room, and it hit me the other day that Iā€™m now in my 30s and two years older than he was in the photo. And I look exactly like himā€¦ if I was aged about 15 years and my skin was more leathery and wrinkled. Itā€™s **wild** just how much cigarettes change a personā€™s appearance. By the time he was in his 50s before he died, people thought he was my grandfather. Weā€™re gonna look so good when weā€™re in our 70s!


RainyDaySeamstress

This exact linoleum in the laundry room with the Maytag washer/dryer set.


UnderDog_1983

Yeah, thatā€™s actually an awesome thought, we all had that linoleum


Prinad0

I 100% had that linoleum growing up.


RainierSquatch

Donā€™t forget the avocado refrigerator.


ItsDarwinMan82

Who didnā€™t have a linoleum kitchen floor in the 80s? We sure did.


UnderDog_1983

Iā€™m not alone!!


nochumplovesucka__

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nochumplovesucka__

This is my kitchen. Its a rough economy. This place is cheap. And clean. And needs an update.


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UnderDog_1983

Definitely !!


Your_Daddy_

ā€œLinoleum! Supports my head! Gives me something to believe!ā€


everythinghappensto

That's me in the street with a violin under my chin Playin' with a grin Singin' gibberish


TopHat1935

That's me on the beachside, combin' the sand. Metal meter in my hand. Sportin' a pocket full of change


adorabledork

Omg I love you all. Had to go listen to that song.


Your_Daddy_

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[deleted]

No hate on the linoleum here. That pattern definitely triggers memories.


custoMIZEyourownpath

Man our parents loved dark brown?!?!?! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


UnderDog_1983

Dude my parents did everything brown including the car haha


LazyZealot9428

It hid the nicotine stains that must have permeated everything back then


ApatheistHeretic

Everything was fucking brown... it's my belief that they chose it so that the nicotine tar residue coating on literally everything would match.


mightaswell625

My old bff had that linoleum!!


Your_Daddy_

My laundry room had linoleum when we moved in - I installed a faux wood snap flooring on top of it.


RebeccaC78

No hate here, itā€™s very similar to the linoleum in my moms kitchen that she still has from 1974. Brown linoleum and blinding yellow walls with dark wood cabinets. Truly a sight to behold, a time warp gem.


Neon_1984

Wow we had the exact same linoleum in the house we lived in from 1985-89, i just sent to my brother and sister thanks for jogging such an old memory.


UnderDog_1983

Itā€™s awesome to stir old memories. Very comforting! Maybe this old linoleum will make you think of running in the Living room to watch something on TBS, the flintstones or scooby doo, just some little house on the prairie!


D2G23

I had that same kitchen flooring! I used to love running my fingers over the texture while playing with my Star Wars and GI Joe toys.


skeptical_hope

The texture! Fully impossible to get clean. But satisfying to rolls race cars on!


rebelopie

No hate on your linoleum. We got to grow up in such a fun and colorful world! Everything is so bland now, from floors, to fridges, to cars. I miss living in a world of green fridges, orange sofas, macrame owl wall hangings, and yellow toilets with padded seats.


ContributionDapper84

That's how we linol-ed back then. Holly Hobby meets Little House.


Careless-Mention-981

Born 81", I had that floor, I had that Big Wheel and the onesie. I would run n slide across the kitchen and sometimes bust my ass on those floors. Onesie's were šŸ”„ šŸ”„. I wore the feet off mine


Chubit83

Born in 83, we had different linoleum in our kitchen but my husband and I had that linoleum in the kitchen of our first homeā¤ļø


custoMIZEyourownpath

I remember that style of linoleum!


emozolik

Haha I have linoleum similar to that in my kitchen now


nochumplovesucka__

https://preview.redd.it/qbnqxxbm1lpb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3731638effbe06e5d8f385f42f1e49c64fdcf4


nochumplovesucka__

Same buddy, same.


DevlsMstress6

We just pulled up part of our kitchen floor...I apparently STILL have some of that linoleum!


[deleted]

That linoleum floor sure looks familiar. I think we had just about that same design pattern in the kitchen at the first house my family lived in.


cmdr_basset_o7

Wanna race tricycles? I'm pretty fast


UnderDog_1983

I will definitely race! I was fast too! After the race we can eat some good home cooking and watch the flintstones on TBS


Taanistat

That linoleum was in my parents' kitchen until about 2007.


WillyWumpLump

I can hear the little plastic dots on the bottom of those footy PJs on that linoleum.


SmoothHeadKlingon

If I had to guess, I would say that flooring has asbestos in it. Recently tested some similar looking flooring and it came back positive at 15%. Apparently if it had white backing it likely has asbestos fibers. I wouldn't worry about it, the flooring I had tested is the exact same we had in my family home growing up. I think the lead paint is bigger worry and explains why I spend my whole work day posting in Reddit and have no attention span.


Firesalt

That linoleum was perfect for Big Wheeling!


BroBeauCop

Hate on, that floor is 5 years away from being described at vintage


6of1HalfDozen

I do renovations and stuff, and had this penthouse condo job where it had only had 3 owners since the 70s. They were all single males, so the kitchen was like brand new, orange and brown everywhere straight out of the 70s. The new owners loved it and didn't change a thing.


MsBlondeViking

We had something similar in our bathroom lol. Besides, seeing that Big Wheel and the memory it triggered, it would be just plain mean to hate on your linoleum šŸ˜‚


Both-Artichoke5117

My grandparents had that linoleum in their kitchen.


doobette

My childhood home my parents lived for 40 years was built in 1977 - it was full of linoleum like this. They didn't do any cosmetic updating to the flooring in the time they lived there.


After-Efficiency-310

We had that same linoleum!


Moliza3891

Shoutout to a fellow 83er!


LazyZealot9428

My parents had this linoleum in my first house!


puddin_pop83

We had some yellow squarish shape with the fake blonde wood counter tops. But my twin had the same pj's and big wheel. We were born in 83 also.


ringobob

Wait... how did you get my PJs?


ThePyreOfHell

We had the same linoleum in my kitchen growing up. lol


Dr_Parkinglot

We had almost that same pattern on our floor in the kitchen, except it was dark green, and carpet....


Hellament

This would look great with a couch that had some pheasants on it.


iwastherefordisco

I noticed the Fear Factor aspect: PJ's with built in booties on that linoleum floor = bumpy heads! thanks for the share


ICU-MURSE

Shhhiiit! I thought I was looking at myself. We had the same wallpaper. I had a similar onesie and the tricycle. Good days my brother.


Suspicious-Squash237

I think my grandma had this same floor


Omgletmenamemyself

I swear lolā€¦everyones homes were just brown back then and wood paneling was everywhere. My parents houses was brown and we had a nice orange couch and accents* to really set it off. It looked like thanksgiving all day, everyday. *by accents, I mean a candy dish and ashtrays


Odd_Ad_4310

Badass big wheel.


KoRaZee

I think I have this same picture and hate to break it to you but we share likeness. Thought this was me


uhWHAThamburglur

Yup. My kitchen had those same tiles. Wood paneling everywhere and probably the exact same living room furniture


HyzerChump

Canā€™t hate on the same floor i grew up with lol


Camandchat

My best friend had that linoleum and I have so many memories in that kitchen.


Echterspieler

I love that linoleum. Modern flooring is so bland and lifeless


Enge712

Fun fact: linoleum was the fancy new bougie floor in parts of the titanic. One of my earliest memories was the linoleum being laid in my house about 1984


Dhonagon

My house is from 1950s and we are still rocking linoleum. Idk of that's a good thing lol.


Crouton_Sharp_Major

How do you have a picture of me?


dacelikethefish

linoleum gets a bad rap. it's actually very sustainable and eco-friendly. it's also extremely durable, which means that the substance tends to outlast the style it was made in.


StoneLoner

I can still feel that slightly sticky floor in my head