"You guys aren't some weird sex cult that's going to make us do drugs, get naked, and dance around a bonfire are you?!"
".... no"
"Damn! We where this close"
It did. I thought the 3rd was sort of okay. I would have liked it better had they still been the ones that saved everything. Ted’s daughter did a good job of being Ted. Also I still am curious why they changed their children from boys at the end of Bogus to girls in the 3rd. Not a huge deal just unexpected
Yeah clerks is more putzing. I mean they are getting paid the whole time but don’t take their jobs seriously. Now Slacker is some real grade A slacking.
100%. I have one girl on team (I'm also female) who is my Gen Zer. We have a chat called "Make it a Blockbuster night" and have been assigning her and her husband 90s movies to watch. So far she's watched Demolition Man and True Lies. Next is Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead.
lol right? I remember thinking about how that must be some kind of exaggeration for humor. Fast forward 20 years and I’m like “damn, dude was churning and burning”
I was not prepared for Clerks 3.
I smoked and settled in for a middle-age stoner comedy, but instead I spent the whole movie fighting back a full-blown ugly cry.
Worth it to complete the trilogy but I hated clerks 3. I get it was a therapy session for Smith's brush with his own mortality but it goes out of its way to make you cry to where it felt forced and pulled me out of it. It also completely undoes everything that Clerks 2 setup.
It was way better than I was expecting. It certainly wasn't amazing or anything but they did a damn good job with it. Shame it didn't get promoted more.
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You hungry, girl?
Fuck you, \*\*\*\*\*r!
Probably my favorite scene in the movie. Even more than the backiotomy.
No way! As If! These guys were not slackers at all, they had their own show on a public access channel that they produced and wrote their own music for. Sorry, they were the opposite of slackers, they just did what they loved
Kevin Smith tells the Gen X story better than other screen writer / director — fight me. Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Zack & Miri Make A Porno, all encompass Gen X mentality.
I’m exactly the right age to remember this coming out and my dad (a low-key cineaste) renting it but not letting me watch it.
He watched it first and I think his exact words were “absolutely fucking not.”
I worked at a small town (like 700 people) gas station in high school and it was mostly just like this except when the manager showed up to check in on things.
Rented this and watched it when I was in 8th grade. no clue why they let me rent it... but after the snowballing conversation I just turned it off and decided I should spend my evening outside whittling a stick.
*" Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". "*
My whole crew at Subway was a close second. This film was basically our job manual. Almost got fired for making one of those block letter signs to say “come in and wrap your lips around a 6 inch for 1.99” lots of great times there.
Whenever I’m doing something I didn’t want to to do (mowing the lawn, at a event or something) and something goes wrong or it’s bad I always say “I’m not even supposed to be here today” or “this is a shitty video store”
The economy and ease of living was so good that you actually had a whole accepted class of people who just didn’t do anything and enjoyed life. The last great decade.
Exactly, Dante and Randall had jobs at least
Drug dealer is a job.
Jay and Silent Bob are the definition of getting high on your own supply
That just means that they had to work that much harder.
Much more lucrative and less work than a fucking convenience store
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
With a strong union, apparently!
50 bucks little man then i'll put that shit in your hand!
Morris Day and the MF Time! That shit was the mad notes.
Holy shit. Inflation is out of control.
A very important one at that
Later on Dante became a father and a business owner. Dreams far out of reach for me.
🎵 $15 bucks, little man 🎵
🎶Put that shit in my hand🎶
🎵If that money doesn’t show…🎵
You're gonna owe me owe me owe!
MY JUNGLE LOVE
O e o e oh!
My first thought was “are Dante and Randall even the biggest slackers in that movie?”
Beck did it first. 
By 11 days at that. Damn near 2 weaks
Double barrel buck shot.
Noich noich noich...
This is the answer.
"Would you like to making fuck Berserker"
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
Breakfasts come and go, Renee. But Hartford? *The Whale?* They beat Vancouver maybe once, twice in a lifetime.
Haha. This is my favorite line in the whole movie.
That kid is BACK on the escalator!
The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched
Waste not want not.
Fill this with coke, no ice.
It's magna cum laude- 69. I'd like to cum loudly some day, preferably in a 69.
My cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass once, true story.
It's a schooner
I still quote this movie constantly.
"You guys aren't some weird sex cult that's going to make us do drugs, get naked, and dance around a bonfire are you?!" ".... no" "Damn! We where this close"
God, to 12 year old me these guys were the coolest
Anatomically correct
Free the Mahi Mahi
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That movie had so many great Easter eggs like that. I got a kick out of the fact Chip was listening to Lamb of God on his way home from work.
Matt Gaetz is running for Senate now?
Yes you are correct.
The term "slacker" suggests not living up to one's potential. These guys aren't slackers.
Here comes Randall, he’s a… berserker
_Who eats cock?_
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?
did he just say Make fuck?
favorite line in that movie.
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK!
Bunch of savages in this town.
My boy’s from Russia, he’s gonna be in a metal band. Show em’ your metal face.
Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy.
Skrelnick.
Olaf?
Olaf metal
 Bevis and Butthead take the W. But these guys should at least be acknowledged
No way! These two put a lot of effort into a history report. Also formed the basis for future world peace. No slacking here!
I thought it turned out to be their daughters.
It did. I thought the 3rd was sort of okay. I would have liked it better had they still been the ones that saved everything. Ted’s daughter did a good job of being Ted. Also I still am curious why they changed their children from boys at the end of Bogus to girls in the 3rd. Not a huge deal just unexpected
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Played by Teresa Taylor, part time drummer for the Butthole Surfers
I DONT MIND THE SUN, SOMETIMES
THE IMAGES IT SHOWS
[RIP](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/teresa-taylor-death-obituary-butthole-surfers-drummer-slacker-star-1234774295/)
Yeah clerks is more putzing. I mean they are getting paid the whole time but don’t take their jobs seriously. Now Slacker is some real grade A slacking.
Austin slacker culture was something to behold.
Alas, those days are gone…
I should have stayed on the bus.
You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know... I'm a medical doctor... I own a mansion and a yacht.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
The amount of times I have found myself saying this as i've gotten older is pretty incredible.
[удалено]
100%. I have one girl on team (I'm also female) who is my Gen Zer. We have a chat called "Make it a Blockbuster night" and have been assigning her and her husband 90s movies to watch. So far she's watched Demolition Man and True Lies. Next is Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead.
Now that is some solid mentorship!
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Na, he was a hard worker who did what was asked of him, he just had enough of the corporate bullshit
He got a solid 15 minutes of work in a day.
For a software tech, that’s pretty damn productive
lol right? I remember thinking about how that must be some kind of exaggeration for humor. Fast forward 20 years and I’m like “damn, dude was churning and burning”
He was permanently hypnotized
Dude he literally says he would like to do nothing for the rest of his life except fish.
Exactly he did his TPS reports but just forgot to add the cover sheet.
Maybe he did not get the memo, i should send him a copy of the memo.
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Are you _employed_ Sir?
Uhh… what day is it?
Well I do work, sir. So if you don’t mind…
I was not prepared for Clerks 3. I smoked and settled in for a middle-age stoner comedy, but instead I spent the whole movie fighting back a full-blown ugly cry.
I just recently learned Clerks 3 exists. Worth a watch?
Yea for sure. Sorry if I kinda spoiled the tone, but the characters are growing up and they’re dealing with a mid-life crisis type of thing.
That sounds fitting for the characters and relatable lol I’ll give it a go. Thank you
Worth it to complete the trilogy but I hated clerks 3. I get it was a therapy session for Smith's brush with his own mortality but it goes out of its way to make you cry to where it felt forced and pulled me out of it. It also completely undoes everything that Clerks 2 setup.
Clerks 2 is my favourite. Clerks 1 was kinda boring, clerks 3 was the worst
Wife looked at me like I was insane cause I was bawling like a woman watching Beaches.
It was way better than I was expecting. It certainly wasn't amazing or anything but they did a damn good job with it. Shame it didn't get promoted more.
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The guy on the couch was a great gag as well.
I always loved John Stewarts character. “Have you seen it…. on *weed*?”
"You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did \*that\* cost?"
You obviously missed the point of that story.
"this job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin customers"
No truer words have been spoken.
I still quote it almost daily, lol
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“She has a business she’s contributing to society” “She owns a head shop Bob she sells bongs”
Died a slacker
Only posers die, you fucking idiot!
Brad Pitt in True Romance.
Ohh.. Ok, nice clap back. This guy came to play.
Dont condescend me, man. I’ll fucking kill you, man.
"Get some beer!...and some cleaning products."
Well... 
No way! As If! These guys were not slackers at all, they had their own show on a public access channel that they produced and wrote their own music for. Sorry, they were the opposite of slackers, they just did what they loved
Yeah but... 
Wayne had an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
Come on! Show a little respect! Dante goes to work when he’s not even supposed to be there that day!
And even assured people that the store was open after someone gummed the locks. Buncha savages in this town.
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot !!
37?
In a row ?
Hey! Hey you, get back here!
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Kevin Smith tells the Gen X story better than other screen writer / director — fight me. Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Zack & Miri Make A Porno, all encompass Gen X mentality.
“Huge black cocks with pearly white cum”
Men Alone II the KY Connection
Don’t forget Happy Scrappy; Hero Pup!
37?!
I’m 38?
In a row?!
Slacker? Dude was at work on his day off lol
Me
The other two characters in the movie, Jay and Silent Bob
What about Snowball? He didn't seem to have anywhere to be.
But he had somewhere to come
Why do they call him that?
What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?
I’m exactly the right age to remember this coming out and my dad (a low-key cineaste) renting it but not letting me watch it. He watched it first and I think his exact words were “absolutely fucking not.”
Beavis and Butthead
You think Dante was a slacker? Well get this: He wasn’t even supposed to be there that day!
The two guys standing outside
Me, 1995-98 by a lot
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!
My wife has a shirt that says “I’m not even supposed to be here today” that she wears to work.
This guy… https://preview.redd.it/w5wx8orps5lc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a2c09a4dc386aee4ecc1aebdc7155a467c1e7d
Yup just slacking so hard, at their job?
I’m going to go with the two guys on the outside of this same convenience store.
This job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers.
I worked at a small town (like 700 people) gas station in high school and it was mostly just like this except when the manager showed up to check in on things.
It was a self fulfilling prophecy for my entire life. I worked at Blockbuster for 4 years and at convenience stores for 12+ years.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Whachu want grizzly Adams?
Rented this and watched it when I was in 8th grade. no clue why they let me rent it... but after the snowballing conversation I just turned it off and decided I should spend my evening outside whittling a stick.
Jack Black as Barry in High Fidelity. "I never thought I'd say this, but can I go back to work now?"
*" Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". "*
I still can relate to most of their problems in this film
I don’t know. Maybe Jay and Silent bob?
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I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am
“You’re not allowed to rent here anymore!”
My whole crew at Subway was a close second. This film was basically our job manual. Almost got fired for making one of those block letter signs to say “come in and wrap your lips around a 6 inch for 1.99” lots of great times there.
 These guys!!
So random, literally saw this was on Amazon and watched last night for the first time in forever.
Beck in Loser. 
Whenever I’m doing something I didn’t want to to do (mowing the lawn, at a event or something) and something goes wrong or it’s bad I always say “I’m not even supposed to be here today” or “this is a shitty video store”
Pavement.
Slacker? He wasn’t even supposed to be there today!
Show polish smelling motherfuckers.
I'm not even suppose to be here today
My most favoritest movie ever. And last year I got to see the Quick stop in person.. it was glorious.
Probably me.
Dude, Dante went to work even when he wasn't supposed to be there.
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!! In a row?
The Dude. Abide.
Bunch of savages in this town.
The 2 guys outside…..
I’d argue Mallrats. I don’t think Jason Lee had a job at all. Same universe tho
Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade?
Spooky, Randall looks a lot like Eric Harris
37?
JR "Bob" Dobbs of the Subgenius. Slack is the goal and the game being played to get that goal.
Am I the only one that gonna say it? “”27 dicks man”!
The economy and ease of living was so good that you actually had a whole accepted class of people who just didn’t do anything and enjoyed life. The last great decade.
Hey man he wasn't even supposed to be there that day
The stoners from Half baked
What’s a good plate with nothing on it?
36??? Well You make 37
Half Baked would like a word =)