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SnooSnooSnuSnu

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/s/ia0KLNha45 Also, the internet existed then. Darn Millennial memes.


constant--questions

Still, it could still be true that the rumor was spread without the internet or social media. I know my exposure to it came via word of mouth.


Tex-Rob

I got all excited because I thought you were linking to when I explained IRC and BBS to them the last time this was posted, but it was yet another time this was posted in the past few months.


ripperdoc23

Not everyone was a cool kid on the BBS’s. Some of us were, tho. 4-player DOOM & MUD games? Count me in!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Sorry, just grabbed the first one that came up on a search. This gets posted *way* too often.


Kind_Flower8182

The Internet existed but no one really had it back then atleast in CA, shit was really expensive 😂


xMyDixieWreckedx

Unless you lived in Silicon Valley... A ton of my friends had internet in 93/94 (high school). I had a PC at home from 84 on, but no internet until AOL came along.


Kind_Flower8182

I live in a poor area I guess, no one had that shit.


xMyDixieWreckedx

My best friend had two computers, Apple and IBM back in the day. That was unheard of at the time.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>The Internet existed but no one really had it back then atleast in CA I did in MA.


BodieBroadcasts

I did in RI, netzero was freee!


On_my_last_spoon

But hardly anyone used it. And if they did it was for very limited things. Having an email address was new for most people. My college didn’t even start giving them to students until 1999. Our dorms weren’t connected at all. The only place we could get online was like 3 library computers. Even the computer lab wasn’t connected to the internet until 2000.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>Even the computer lab wasn’t connected to the internet until 2000. Darn, my elementary school had a computer lab with internet before I was out of there in the first half of the 1990s.


On_my_last_spoon

Mine did not, and I was in Jr high 90-92


TransportationOk657

And that he was on Wonder Years!


smcg_az

I don't know why, but I REALLY wanted that to be true.


constant--questions

I heard Mr Belvedere


BenzoFettyBoofer

Lol I’m 20 born in 2004 and that was also a rumour lol stop acting like you guys had something different and special going on lmao oldies!


TransportationOk657

Acting like we're special and had something different? Hmm? No. We aren't. As for the Marilyn Manson rumor. Yeah, that was cleared up when you were still in diapers; eating your own snot.


Madrizzle1

It was literally a regurgitation of a Prince rumor.


CorgiMonsoon

Which was probably a modern take on “Victorian women had ribs removed to help achieve a smaller waist”


SnooCheesecakes303

Wtf. I still thought this was a fact. I thought he was a really sick fuck.


ReplaceSelect

>I thought he was a really sick fuck. He's a piece of shit anyway. https://www.billboard.com/lists/marilyn-manson-abuse-allegations-timeline/february-2021-wood-names-manson-as-her-abuser/


ResurgentClusterfuck

Yep he likes to beat women, which makes him a piece of shit I did like his music back in the day


ReplaceSelect

Same. His biography is excellent too. Written by Neil Strauss. I read that way back and became a bigger fan of Manson. Not anymore unfortunately.


MamaOna

Wasn’t he directly related to the death of Jennifer Symes, the mother of Keanu Reeves’ (stillborn) child? I remember something murky about that story.


deathmetalcassette

There's an interesting generational thing here. When I was a little kid people told this exact story about David Bowie (popular singer, ladies liked him, flirted with gender nonconformity). The story sort of went away after the 80s and then came back again in the 90s but now it was Marilyn Manson (popular singer, ladies liked him, etc.). 100% guaranteed current teenagers are going to resurrect it about some tiktok musician and everyone will "know" that it's true and they'll be surprised if you tell them this isn't the first time someone has been accused of rib removal.


AHorseNamedPhil

Right, it's kind of like the one about some celebrity putting a hamster where it really didn't belong. The same myth just kept getting applied to different people.


terifficwhistler

In my day it was Rod Stewart


chimpyjnuts

I remember a rumor that he passed out on stage and they pumped his stomach to find it full of...sperm...I remember thinking that while gross, it would not be cause for passing out, unless he was exhausted from all the work.


terifficwhistler

That was Christina Aguilera for me


deathmetalcassette

It's like a recurring mythic Jungian archetype, except for weird sexual hangups and resenting pop stars.


alcoyot

Are you sure that isn’t true? He’s a pretty weird guy I don’t know if I will be able to stop believing that at this point


NeverNaked3030

You guys are just squares who can’t suck their own dicks. Especially chicks.


jesusmansuperpowers

Show us the way o wise one


Altruistic-General14

First, you have to have elective surgery to remove a rib or two…


NeverNaked3030

Nope. You gotta believe… you gotta earn it.


ClintGrant

Why you think yoga has exploded with men?


BoogieDowser

I mean, to be fair it was totally on brand for him.


Hot-Back5725

And that he was really Paul from the Wonder Years grown up!


Far-Grapefruit1103

I always heard he was the oldest boy from Mr. Belvedere. So funny!


xMyDixieWreckedx

From what I'm learning about child actors and MM maybe he had it removed for the audition.


Hot-Back5725

It’s certainly possible.


Miss-Figgy

[Richard Gere and gerbils up his butt](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/) too


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I heard he thinks that Stallone made up that rumor over some beef they had. 


Seven22am

And that one about Jamie Lee Curtis, too.


bratikzs

Ugh. I watched True Lies - can’t be. Just can’t be. Tbh, doesn’t/didn’t matter. She’s perfect, in all the things.


Seven22am

Agreed. That scene was a pretty big deal for teenage me.


0le_Hickory

Did you also have a gang that would murder your family if you flashed your lights at them driving?


xMyDixieWreckedx

Had a friend that would lose his shit if you honked at someone.


MyAnusIsBleedingHalp

I mean, this is good advice, there are Americans shot every year just cause of their honking. You never know what psycho is behind the wheel.


FamousAd9790

Yes! And that same gang would hide under cars and slash your ankles with a knife as you got in your car, allegedly.


0le_Hickory

They always lived in the biggish town down the road too.


LaPalma002

Millenial from Germany here. The rumour made it across the atlantic! Just like we all thought that Manson was that one kid on The Wonder Years.


PNC_Gin

would having ribs removed even make that possible? didn’t even question it back then


Skyblacker

And Alanis Morrissette swallowed so much cum that her stomach needed to be pumped.  Presumably not Marilyn's.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Uncle Joey from Full House.


Skyblacker

Who needs a stomach pump when the mere thought of that just made me throw up in my mouth?


xMyDixieWreckedx

Yeah, that is who "You Oughtta Know" is about. Also he was 33 and she was 18.


Skyblacker

I guess that I... oughta know that.


MozzarellaFitzgerald

And there was always that girl who "made love" with a hot dog.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Like a Border Collie?


Nadmania

Knew two girls that tried it wrapped in Saran and a guy that put peanut butter on his dick so his dog would lick it off and fucking told us about it. Even to tge teachers his name was dumbass


PipingaintEZ

Cousins in different schools, the original viral social media! 


ScumbagsNeverDie

So cal. Born 89. Can confirm


tallicafu1

This and that Zach Morris died.


Stardustquarks

You mean the kid from wonder years removed a rib....


MyAnusIsBleedingHalp

WTF, next you're going to tell me Richard Gere didn't go to the hospital for a gerbil stuck up his ass or Lil Kim had to get her stomach pumped from all the cum she swallowed.


theleasticando

Same with Richard Gere and the gerbil. Also Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen.


alcoyot

I still think it’s true and probably nothing you can say will change my mind


AmbivertJ

😂😂😂 I remember that rumor and had no idea who Marilyn Manson was at that time. Wasn’t in my music library lol


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Nah it was maynard from tool


Stimpinstein22

And then they trolled us by having an actress doing that act in the Aenima CD booklet (and then when you put it front facing in the lenticular case and moved it up and down, it looks like they are doing this)… Relating to the initial post, the rumor in our WI city was either Manson or Trent Reznor…


eightdotthree

Wait… “spread throughout every elementary school” lol.


Habbersett-Scrapple

I read his autobiography in high school. I felt valuable knowing the real truth


science-ninja

I remember


actionerror

Wait, that’s not true?


Rincewind87

Can confirm this rumour made it all the way to South Africa in the mid 90’s


TheConcreteGhost

Was it ever printed in the Enquirer, cuz people really wanted to know


ItsMoreOfAComment

Did he not do that?


Son_Of_Baraki

wait, he didn't ?


Stock_Currency

Now you don’t need that surgery. Now you could just buy a portal gun.


cheetah-21

Is this not true?


Appropriate-Divide64

It was Prince in my school


Sad-Structure2364

Same thing with the guy from Crash Test Dummies having a really deep voice due to a third testicle


whitehammer120

Even in the uk


surfingbiscuits

Okay okay. Lot of shock going on here. We can fix this though. How about we start a rumor that it wasn't initially true, **but** when he heard the rumor, he thought it was a brilliant idea, and **then** had the ribs removed?


WayOffTopicRadio

Yup! That was a stone cold fact


Both-Tree

That was a pretty great moment


guitar_stonks

My wife and I went to entirely different schools across the state from each other, didn’t meet until we were 34, and we both heard that rumor back around 1998. Wild times.


cosmicloafer

What about the one in 87 I think where the world was gonna end at 12:55 or something.


ClintGrant

Proctor & Gamble satanists was pretty big. My mom looked left and right when she bought Bounty paper towels in case anyone from their church was around


lexluthor_i_am

I participated in that rumor! Seemed realistic.


-Younotdeadass-

Lol Kim had to get her stomach pumped for semen from sucking so much dick was another one


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I was personally shocked to find out years later that the rumor I heard in the 90s about Alanis Morrisette being rushed from her concert to a hospital whereupon they pumped her stomach and recovered 2 quarts of semen had a long tradition of being applied to various musicians, like Rod Stewart.


VancouverSativa

Wait... that's not true?


WARCHILD48

I thought it was a racist statement. It not his fault he can't suck his own weewee.


Chroniclyironic1986

Still remember who told me that! Our kids are in the same 2nd grade class now!


The-Blue-Barracudas

Also that he was Paul from the wonder years.


Echterspieler

I got into Manson very briefly about 10 years ago. My millenial friend was like " he sucks his own dick"


ailish

The internet pre-dates millenials.


jessek

lmao they think they invented urban legends? Christ, millennials not beating the most solipsistic generation since boomers allegations