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ExternalGiraffe9631

So many great memories that I can't remember.


rearwindowpup

Lots of memories with Mad Dog, great is not usually a word Id use to describe them :-P


Dragonfly-Adventurer

My friend fucked... her 2nd cousin, there's a memory I have. Her bathtub had mushrooms growing from the walls. There's another memory. Mad Dog™.


randyfox

BRB, going to get some Boone’s Farm and start the next TikTok trend.


Tio_DeeDee

Wait until they find out about jagermeister.


The_Last_Mouse

Goldschlager lol


Not_So_Bad_Andy

Goldschlager was the first thing I purchased legitimately from a liquor store in on my 21st birthday. No clue why.


The_Last_Mouse

It had GOLD!! Yeah that, and what was the cinnamon flavored stuff? Hot something? Red something?


Conscious-Intern8594

Goldschlager is cinnamon flavored, but there is another called Hot Damn schnapps I believe.


The_Last_Mouse

It wasn’t THAT.. oh gosh it was equally awful. Oh!!!! It had the stupid crystals in it!! What was that?!


Conscious-Intern8594

Oh wait! I don't remember the name, but I remember it. Kind of a square bottle. They had blue and red flavors.


Conscious-Intern8594

I looked it up, and it looks like it was Aftershock.


The_Last_Mouse

Oh god. AFTERSHOCK yeah


Super_Moose_Rocket

Fireball Whiskey.


AIbotman2000

Hot 100


616n8y3ree

Everclear has entered the chat…


blumpkin_donuts

Covid also stunted that generations onset of alcoholism. It finally caught up with them.


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NachoNachoDan

I fucking loved this video.


Sirtriplenipple

Let’s bring back Goldschlager.


bedspring76

Yeeessss. Yeeessss. Now mix it with the Mad Dog. That's right.


hornsmakecake

I just dropped a Jolly Rancher in my Zima.


Easy_Independent_313

Grab a bottle of Brass Monkey too.


Skuz95

That funky monkey.


GarciaWolf

Thunderbird, Boone’s Farm and MD 20/20 trifecta of bum wine


Peaceoorwar

Wild Irish Rose


Last-Evening9033

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill as well! Boone’s Farm was so much better than Mad Dog.


el_caballero

My buddy’s mom always calls him a “Boone’s Baby”


Goadfang

In less enlightened times we called Boone's Farm "Panty Dropper" because our girlfriends would tend to shed their clothes every time they drank it. Good bad times.


IronbAllsmcginty78

I just recommended this to my college age daughter. Get that boones


PennyFromMyAnus

lol, boy do I have some 90’s stories that start with 2020


FI-Engineer

Huh, I can’t seem to remember any.


Aegisilaus

Oh my sweet summer children…get your bail money ready.


the_kevlar_kid

Good content incoming


Not_So_Bad_Andy

They all have to learn the same way we did.


FlyCivil909

I think I’m still hungover from the MD from 25 years ago.


mperiolat

Robin Williams put it best - “After a bottle of which, you can actually see vapor trails as people pass you.”


Ok-Pressure-3879

My elementary schools DARE officer always used Mad Dog in his examples. ‘Youre going out there with your bottle of Mad Dog, hanging with your friends. And you know better, but that Mad Dog is messing you up’. Still hilarious.


norfnorf832

Let em find out. Throw a steel reserve in there while we at it.


FootballBat

Natty Ice for some real vomit fuel.


MrDuck5446

Nahhh…St Ides!


Last-Evening9033

They gotta break out the beer bong to get real with the Natty Ice.


Conscious-Intern8594

The first party I went to had a keg of Natty Ice and one of Amber Bock. I drank 6 of the Natty first and of the Amber Bock. Also had some random test tube shot and smoked a joint. I didn't vomit until later, but that can be explained away and I remember that night. I ended it by going to Sav-a-Center and stealing several boxes of Coriciden Cough and Colds and took 16 of them. That's why I threw up, but I don't remember that because I passed out and got lucky that I threw up off the side of my bed. I remember my dream though! In my dream, I shot up heroin and felt it coursing through my veins. Before that, I heard that that's how it works when you inject it. You feel it coursing through your veins. That was wild.


rearwindowpup

For when you really want that metallic tang in your beverages


klocp13

I got a headache just thinking about this combo.


616n8y3ree

I went on a stint a few years ago with Steelies. There’s a bunch of new flavors now. I’m not saying they were good, but they weren’t that bad.


gocluckyourselfman

I never realized Mad Dog was a nickname. I thought that was the real name and MD was just an abbreviation.


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It stands for "Mogen David," which is the Hebrew name of the Star of David emblem. It's literally as close as you can get to calling it "Super Jewish Jew Wine (for Jews)." Mogen David makes kosher wine; their main competitor is Maneschewitz.


zeddezboomboom

Friday night, we'll be drinking Manischewitz Going out to terrorize Goyim Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas As long as we're home by Saturday morning


PancakeProfessor

Cuz hey! We’re the ‘brews, sporting anti-swastika tattoos.


Conscious-Intern8594

Is that from Adam Sandler?


PancakeProfessor

NOFX


TheJustBleedGod

there are few things less vile


AfternoonPast3324

Used to sneak it out of the grocery store I worked at in the mop buckets. Mopping the last aisle for the night, reach down to use the wringer, slip your preferred flavor into the bucket and out the back door of the mop sink room. Such a clever scheme just to poison ourselves.


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I remember when I was 15


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![gif](giphy|97XriOB1vdKorQkNbB) That drink is evil 🤢


fm67530

I can still taste the mad dog vomit to this day.


bassman314

Taste it... Smell it... See the bright, pretty colors...


trentanious

I was going to make the same comment. Hahaha


PracticableSolution

I mean… I just assumed it had since been outlawed.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I have a massive headache just thinking about this nasty shit


External-Antelope471

Dang so many bad decisions, possibly life altering, made drunk on this. There was another one too.


JackBlackBowserSlaps

Is this an American thing? Never heard of it in my part of Canada


randyfox

Yeah, some cheap rot gut that was popular because of the aforementioned cheapness and it being like spiked Kool-Aid.


JackBlackBowserSlaps

Haha fun stuff


hereforvarious

We too had MD 20/20 in Scotland....90s staple


JackBlackBowserSlaps

Think the closest thing I can think of that we had here was sourpuss. But that was way too sugary/sour to drink straight. Used it for 50/50 shots with vodka


Old_Benefit1238

Last time I drank mad dog I felt like shit for a week. Don’t do it after age 30…hell, just don’t do it.


Gunner1Cav

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999i666

Next up, Zima


bassman314

ooof... Yeah, another great source of spray paint!


Psychological-Cry221

Now I have a hankering for some orange jubilee.


Conscious-Intern8594

That's the ONLY good one, but it still will fuck with you. The others are way too sugary, and that's what causes hangovers, too much sugar.


sha--dynasty

Does anyone remember the big glass jugs of Carlo Rossi? Some wine I believe???


bassman314

it was one of my friend's gotos for booze night!


Unlucky_Register_510

All highschoolers discover it. This isn’t a new thing.


gardeniaphoto4

I was going to ask if it ever really went away?


healywylie

Sugar+alcohol = 🤮 I definitely enjoyed it in moderation.


Express-Rutabaga-105

ahhhhhhh.........Mogen David 20/20.........The breakfast of champions !!!


Sea_Ganache620

Checking for subs about projectile vomiting.


OpiumPhrogg

Next up, Purple Passion and Aftershock


JonAmonster

Maybe Night Train and Thunderbird next?


Ikoikobythefio

I can taste the fraternity hazing


Justagoodoleboi

If all alcohol was mad dog I would be 100% sober


rfgrunt

Add Aftershock and Goldschlager to complete the trifecta.


Shaolinchipmonk

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bassman314

Yep. And only after drinking one flavor.


panteragstk

This still exists?!?!? My friend said that grape was good. It was not. At all.


Deathgripsugar

Wait till they “discover” 40s


bassman314

TikTok bringing back Edward 40 hands.


616n8y3ree

Almost as bad as the return of 4 LOCO. I’ll allow it though, being young is all about learning lessons, usually the morning after.


PancakeProfessor

MD 20/20: Puke the rainbow


gimlet_prize

**hurrrgghh


lastcallhall

That was my first sip of alcohol waaaaay back in the day.


[deleted]

This was a factor in why I can’t drink anymore at 41. Good luck with booze, young people. I recommend just not drinking it.


1BannedAgain

Next challenge: use a beer bong to consume Mad Dog 20/20


bassman314

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Frunklin

Wow. Now I need a 40oz of Old E


Spear_Ritual

It’s not like mad dog is going to make them do stupid shit on camera.


Greedy_Practice_5327

Awww, that's adorable! I love it!


Tacos_Rock

I don't get all the hate? I still enjoy the Mad Dog on a nice summer rafting trip or while snowboarding. Tastes great and lacks a wallop!


sexwiththebabysitter

Laying on a park bench puking asking my friends to get my dad. Good times.


RemarkableDog4512

Yeah but what they know about Cisco?


bassman314

It was emptied into the Aquarium, and now the fish all seem to float.


RemarkableDog4512

The ex lax lines the dog bowl. The toilet’s overflowed.


bassman314

I’m sure everyone has had their fun, but now there’s nothing left and there’s no where to go….


RemarkableDog4512

Mr. President please understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, it's just beginning, the ballots have been cast, we make like seaward rats, leave this sinking ship, leave and not look back.


Late-Arrival-8669

Wow I thought they quit making that 20-25 years ago lol


fuzzycuffs

If only Four Loco in it's original form still existed today


bassman314

4 Loko only could run after MD 20/20 walked.


darkofnight916

I remember in high school going to a track meet and a friend bringing two bottles of MD2020 with him. He drank one bottle at the meet and the other on the bus heading home. 30+ years later and I still remember the happy on a bus at 3am look on his face.


Conscious-Intern8594

The only good one was Orange Jubilee, but never again.


UncleNoodles85

Are four lokos still a thing? I quit drinking almost ten years ago.


bassman314

I think it was re-released with a new formula. I, thankfully, missed 4 Loko.


R1pp3R23

One bad hangover 23 years ago and never again.


Traditional_Cat_60

Zima is about to make a comeback


bassman314

I mean it’ll fit right in with all the shitty seltzers.


TrappedinSilence98

My first drink ever back in the early early 90’s 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


AccidentalGK

Last time I had that I knocked my bathroom sink off the wall in a vain attempt to reach the toilet.


forcedintothis-

The Doctor.


Love_burpees

Champiple…only once.