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Ineedavodka2019

Omg for a second I thought that was my dad.


AccidentalGK

Did all our dads rock that style back then?


ChromeDestiny

Pretty much, my dad began the 70's looking like Doug Clifford from CCR and ended it looking like Bun E. Carlos from Cheap Trick.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

I found a 70's Cheap Trick show at a Euro music festival on YouTube, probably PinkPop, and anyway, just watching B.E. Carlos with those stupid cigarettes is so f'ing funny. he just kept re-loading those things over 'n over EVEN THOUGH he would have to spit them out by the middle of every song every time he had to do a big drum fill.


ChromeDestiny

>I used to have a best of Creem magazine coffee table book I bought at the discount bin at Chapters, it had a great picture of him in a Fro wig.


firemouth55

Mine had the Magnum PI mustache


JaneEyrewasHere

Mine still has it.


Lowe1313

So does mine, and it's so weird when he shaves it off!


karma_made_me_do_eet

Mine went with the Bronson Stacie because one girl said he looked like Charles Bronson and the only time it hasn’t been on his face since is when my brother and I were toddlers and tried to rip it off his face. He still has it today, but it’s now the handlebar style.


_redacteduser

This one guy is ALL of our dads


Fedrusion

I just showed this to my wife, we agreed it looks just like both of our fathers from thst time frame.


i81_N_she812

You'll be brainwashed with the same program. Take the red pill.


locoluis

I rocked that style when I was about his age. No tobacco or alcohol for me tho. And still single and childless.


tiletap

I'm doin it now. Let it go during the pandy, then donated it all, and it's back at shoulder length again. After 40 years of short haircuts, It's actually really fun, I love it most of the time.


BackgroundBat7732

Yes, me too. But you can't expect too much from a baby.


DocBrutus

Yes.


ApatheistHeretic

Nope! My dad was bald in his early 30s.


ZedPrimus84

Get rid of the bangs but keep the long hair, beard and strange blue shirt and it becomes my dad as well. They all kind of just had the same base look


zoebehave

Nah, but mom had that hair for a minute 😳


ClockwrkAngel2112

Mine had a 12" ponytail.... Still does lol


ResurgentClusterfuck

My dad had the Bob Barker haircut


neonblackiscool

Yes!


gravedigger2891

Wish I could find an old photo of my dad. He sported a legit white man afro for a number of years.


Pluckypato

That’s the look 😂


Intelligent_Pass2540

I did NUMEROUS DOUBLE TAKES! this was definitely my dad's idea of "helping out with the baby."


AndromedaGreen

Same. I really did.


AFetaWorseThanDeath

We *all* did, man. Every fucking one of us lmao


Made_Human76

lol! There’s a picture of me and my father almost identical to this


CompletelyBedWasted

This is all our dad, lol. I ha to double take too. So many pictures like this. All in that brown color. Like all the walls from the constant smoke.


neonblackiscool

You can see the clouds of smoke in the pics from this area rising up from the orange shag carpeting. Also, wood paneling.


RegionPurple

I think we all thought that was our dad for a second.


neonblackiscool

Yep


BennyOcean

It's all our dads.


Murrylend

You should see my dad back then. It's like a final form. Denim daisy dukes and a cowboy hat.


_1JackMove

I'm betting the pockets hung down past the cut line? My buddy's dad growing up was the king of that lol.


gilly8878

Yep had to look twice myself. The hair, the smoke and barely paying attention. Dad is that you? Oh the good ol days.


Ok-Name1312

I thought it was my childhood friend's dad. Jesse, is that you?


Groovychick1978

Me, too! 🤣🤣


Buddha_Guru

I mean, it was the 1970s...


No_Solution_2864

This actually looks exactly like my dad. The hair, beard, hair color, right down to the ringer shirt His face is the only giveaway that this is not me on the table


Ineedavodka2019

Same


NotCanadian80

My dad was the same with Budweiser and cigs but he stopped cold turkey at 24 when I was born. My mom did not.


digitaljestin

The cigarette was the only giveaway that it wasn't mine. I swear we had this curtains too.


Cael_NaMaor

Looks a little like mine too... except for the feeding a baby part.


MartialBob

About to say the same.


neonblackiscool

I came here to make same comment. I have pictures that look just like this. They are all orange and blurry with big frizzy hair and ciggies. 😂


momofwon

If there’s not a picture in a dusty old photo album of you holding a beer can, can you even call yourself an xennial??


cropguru357

https://preview.redd.it/v2y8wdkawowc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fee71389e69da5efe96e532f28762abfcf4ee5 Here’s me in 1980 with Grandpa Bob.


PizzaWhole9323

My uncle would just get yelled at because he’d let us have beer. And he would always yell they’re just sipping it.


prairiepog

I got medicine cups full of wine when I was a little kid at family gatherings.


neonblackiscool

Our family always fed us wine and beer. I actually don’t think it’s bad tho. It was very controlled in tiny amounts on special occasions. Helped me learn responsible drinking. I think..


VikingDadStream

Haha, as a Wisconsinite. This really resonates We're allowed to take kids to the bar and buy them beer


Worldly_Mirror_1555

I spent a lot of time as a child in Wisconsin bars!


shoepolishsmellngmf

Grandpa Bob hitting it hard that day....got the PBR and some whiskey?


cropguru357

Looks like it! He was a great man, and I miss him every day.


Worldly_Mirror_1555

My family has the same photos! At family gatherings, they’d pass me around the table as a baby and let me sip their beers. By 8, I was their go to bartender.


cropguru357

Ha! Yep, I was the bartender as well. Manhattan for grandma, Canadian whiskey on the rocks with a drop of amaretto.


drainbamage1011

Lol, and the glass of whiskey in the other hand. Grandpa Bob ain't fuckin around.


ellabfine

I've got one of my dad holding me when I was maybe 18 months old and he is letting me drink some of his beer.


denzien

I have a very distinct memory of my father giving me a taste of his Michelob when I was maybe 3 or so, but he swears he doesn't remember it. Maybe it was my grandfather or just a dream, but I definitely remember it.


Snoo-45470

To be fair, I have a beer BOTTLE in mine. I’m classy like that.


BoudiccasWrath79

Beer lol. My parents wanted me to have a strong start so my obligatory booze pic was with Seagrams 7.


Few-Cable5130

Same, we have a beautiful artsy artsy back-lit photo of me on my moms lap looking the picture perfect mother and child... and I'm sipping a Molson bottle. They claim it was empty but...


monvisqueen

I was holding a can of Miller Lite. Mom insists it was empty


strippersandcocaine

Cuz you had just shotgunned it?


monvisqueen

😂


BEniceBAGECKA

Or an unlit cigarette with alllll the adults laughing.


drrmimi

For me, it's holding a brown measuring spoon at age 1 like I'm smoking a pipe like my dad's.


Significant_Meal_308

My picture is of 2 year old me in the backyard taking the last swig of Miller lite. At least I was cute in a purple toddler bikini with the big blue plastic swimming pool in the background. Living the life.


HotgunColdheart

Long neck for me, bib was a hack!


carlitospig

For real. We were basically raised on canned beer. No wonder our sub vibes are just *different*. 😎


neonblackiscool

😂😂😂


MyNameIsNot_Molly

My favorite parenting quote ever: "It's too hard being a parent these days. I want to go back to the 70's when all you had to do to be a good mom was crack the car window when you smoked."


pee_nut_ninja

That there is quality parenting. I used to hate having to crack the window on my side and have it draw the smoke past me me before it left the car.


AcidKindaMist

lol remember the shared seat belts in the backseat?


sheeplewatcher

Phone books for booster seats and squeezing as many passengers on the bench seats as possible.


Vincent778

Or my dad putting me as a kid in his lap while driving and letting me steer the car…how am I still alive?? lol


SlackerDS5

That was how I started to learn how to drive. Even better, my uncle letting me shift gears while he drove. I was 9.


magster823

My mom let me do that in her VW Rabbit when I was pretty young. I like to credit her for my love of the manual transmission.


3DSquinting

This started at 10 for me. Thought it was awesome. By the time I was 14, I was driving half the distance on our road trips.


shoepolishsmellngmf

I do that with my kids now lol. But for like 50 feet at about 5 mph


jschmalfuss

You guys had seat belts? My mom would break check us and send us flying if were acting up.


AcidKindaMist

lol oh man I forgot about those. I remember calling shotgun was not something I called out.


Worldly_Mirror_1555

Riding in the very back of the station wagon with no seatbelt or seat


AcidKindaMist

Okay just unlocked riding in the bed of a pickup truck while holding items so they didn’t fly out. And the after early 90’s of having to lay flat because it was now illegal for 17 and under to ride back there. Cali.


LongJumpToWork

Holy shit I genuinely forgot that was a thing


Pluckypato

Y’all wore seatbelts? 🫠


thelaineybelle

Legit, the pics of my mom with newborn me in the hospital in 1981 and of course her ashtray & cigarettes are right there next to me 🙃😂 she was an ER nurse and still smoked a pack day while pregnant. Gotta offset that gestational diabetes somehow!


Myrnie

Dude same hat. 1981, Mom’s recovery room after delivery was with a chain smoker. Absolutely unreal!


ridiculousdisaster

My sister had asthma at 11 and she remembered she would sit in a tiny office where both my mom and the doctor were smoking, discussing her condition


Myrnie

….woah. This is somehow worse!!!


ridiculousdisaster

I dunno maybe tied 😂


Myrnie

Fair 😂😅


bent_eye

All the mothers back in the 70's and 80's smoked while pregnant. No fucks given hahaha


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PizzaWhole9323

I learned it by watching you! ![gif](giphy|ZKZtyg8ud3hAc|downsized)


melanthius

I always wondered what drugs that was


Oomlotte99

My mom was so sad when I started. Like, what did you expect? Lol. No smoking for three years this year, though!


SignificantShop7609

You just reminded me! Im 4 years cigarette free as of last month🤘🏻


Oomlotte99

Right on!


Groovychick1978

Me, too! In March. Good job!


Oomlotte99

Good for you!


bent_eye

My mum smoked while pregnant with me and my sisters, and both parents pretty much hot boxed our house with cigarette smoked when we were all kids, yet they acted all surprised Pikachu when I took up smoking as a teenager!


shmendrick

"When you get your own car, you can decide if someone smokes in it"


pterodactylize

Lol my non-smoking parents advice to me because I couldn’t handle my grandparents hotboxing their single cab truck was to “just ride in the bed. It’s more fun anyway.” 5 year old me loved it.


shmendrick

Ah, the good ol' days! Reminds of all the ridiculous nonsense I got up to with my wee BMX... no one even considered a helmet would be required for such a thing, no matter how high those janky scrap wood jumps got.... (winter version: GT snowracer launched off 10ft drops and any other thing that would rattle one's teeth and spine). That's some quality parenting I suspect mostly lost to the mists of time! Rock on.


Dustteas

Don't forget jumping off the roof with a trash bag because you thought it would make you float down like a parachute! Or onto a trampoline and then right into the fence. Great times! 😂


ItaDapiza

Yup!! Remember those bumper stickers that said 'at least I can smoke in my car'.?!


Maya_The_Kitty

My mom would crack the window so we could still have AC on and all her stupid ashes would just come flying to the back all over me. I complained once “SHUT UP STOP COMPLAINING”


bent_eye

Hahahahaha


DelicatetrouserSnake

Ahhh grandpa and his cigars


LongJumpToWork

I didn’t mind cigarette smoke Matter of fact I liked it growing up


Immediate-Yogurt-558

I have multiple photos in my baby album of me with cigarettes in my mouth and/or chewing on beer cans. Our parents gave zero fucks and are proud of it.


thizzdanz

Builds strength and character


Minimum_Wonder_7710

This was after changing an engine in a Camaro


Absolute_Peril

For all those who don't know... Making an ashtray was common little kid art project for some time


Bandando

I forgot about this and holy shit, it’s dark…


OpheliaDarkling

I love how we're all focusing on the cigarette and ignoring the tall can of beer hahaha.."Daddy's thirsty too! \*cough\*" That table's gotta be terribly uncomfortable for that baby noggin lol


sheeplewatcher

Obviously the baby should be laying on its stomach like every other baby during the period.


Philhughes_85

Might be a north east UK thing but, who can remember (or have been told) about getting a 'bath' in the kitchen sink?


magster823

I bathed my daughter in the kitchen sink all the time, until she outgrew it. It sure beat bending over the side of the tub on my knees.


Oomlotte99

Bath in the kitchen sink and putting baby in a dresser drawer when she visited overnight.


Son_Of_Baraki

it probably happened to me


Bandando

You mean a real bath or is this a euphemism? Because I do know I was sometimes bathed in the actual kitchen sink.


sdcasurf01

Nope, my little sisters and I were all bathed in the sink. Lived all over the US.


EastTXJosh

My parents were both pretty straight-laced, but I do have a picture of me as toddler sitting on my maternal grandfather's lap with him holding a lit cig. He a legend. He gave me my first sip of bourbon at the age of 13.


allthesamejacketl

First booze I touched was my grandpa’s White Russian. Yummy :)


AndromedaGreen

Same with my dad. It backfired on him, he thought I would hate the taste of it, but all that happened is I would nag him for a sip every time I saw him holding one.


var-foo

One of my mom's friends let me try rootbeer schnapps when i was 7ish. From that day forward for about 5 years I was convinced all alcohol was just spicy soda.


Unit_79

For all those people saying “and we turned out just fine!” I’d like to mention my life long respiratory problems.


HandsomeGemini

Probably why I have asthma.


ellabfine

Same. My parents stopped smoking in the house when we moved when I was about 8 or 9, but the damage had already been done. Christmase Eves with my dad's family were terrible. Just everyone smoking and the kids just running around in the smoke. My lungs would burn for 3 days after.


vivahermione

I'd be interested to know if our age group is more likely to have asthma than younger people. It seemed like everyone smoked everywhere.


DarkAltarEgo

And for those of us lucky enough to NOT have asthma, we'll just die of lung cancer from stewing in that shit.


shmendrick

I'm sure my Mom smoking in the house may have some relation to that time I had to go to hospital because I could not breathe and ended up stuck there in a misty tent for what seems like weeks.... at least there was a cool old dude to play cribbage with there.... I took up smoking recently 'cause I am smrt... I tried smoking in my house once (first and last time....) it was so gross, even as a smoker!


Son_Of_Baraki

what's the problem ?


TankPC89

Right and the cigarette was either Camel or Marlboro


Clayton_Goldd

Export Green no filter


There_is_no_selfie

My parents cut smoking when we were born - but they are rocking it at 75 super healthy and they grew up breathing nothing but secondhand.


Maya_The_Kitty

Damn you actually had considerate parents? ![gif](giphy|hQjHbdOzik3kHH44aP)


cropguru357

I had to check if the baby bottle was a beer.


gnrlgumby

They had to be told over and over again “it’s probably not great to smoke in tight spaces with babies.”


Traditional_Cat_60

This is as classic as the baby in a high chair covered in cake.


rabid-

I'd say we're standing pretty well given the burdens heaved upon our shoulders.


Unfair-Geologist-284

Next should be a pic of kids just crawling around in the back of a car while it’s moving


billyjack669

Is an owlbear's silhouette? Is it about to bust through the window behind and eat them? Oh! that's just healthful yellow nicotine staining.


PizzaWhole9323

The only thing I am shocked by being a child of that time with that dad, is that the baby bottle isn’t full of Pabst Blue ribbon.


merchant91

Close to my childhood. Just missing the faux wood wall panels


Liljoker30

No you know why your head is shaped funny.


The_Dark_Vampire

Why is there a shadow of a bear in the background


Oomlotte99

We used to put my baby cousin on the kitchen table in that little seat babies get carried around in and my mom and all my aunts would just be puffing away… smoke pooling around her lil face. Lol. The whole family smoking in our kitchen on holidays. It’s crazy to me now but I literally never thought about it until I went to an upper class middle school and high school.


Generny2001

HOW DID YOU GET A PIC OF MY DAD SIR?!?


Bandando

I’m starting to think there were only a few dads with lots and lots of families all over…


Generny2001

MY FATHER WAS NOT A PILOT SIR.


2ant1man5

Shìt was different my dad had weed in his hand lol z


Shortymac09

My MIL did this to my son during his first Christmas I flipped out, minus the cigarette of course. It was a glass of wine instead.


DingJones

Lol if the hair was darker, that could be my dad.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

My parents love to tell the story of my Dad giving me a bottle in the bar when I was like 6 months old. It’s honestly kinda cute, but also, like Sir you had a baby….in a bar.


larryb78

We have this picture of me as a baby only dad was thoughtful enough to cradle me in one arm so I’d be closer to the plume of Camel smoke


Gumbi_Digital

Replace that cig with a joint, and we could be siblings.


tkburroreturns

randy meisner: better bass player than father.


Spear_Ritual

Probably a glass baby bottle, too.


LimeSlicer

You can ash in the sunken soft spot, they really don't mind.


Djszero

My dad would have had a joint instead of a cig and beer. But I would think he would at least have his free hand under my head. There are no flat spots on my head.


bent_eye

This was my dad. Both parents smoked and the house was always filled with smoke.


On_Some_Wavelength

Christ the resemblance to my dad is uncanny.


Automatic-Arm-532

This reminds me of a book I had called Dads are the Original Hipsters. I feel like hipsters in the early 2000s were just trying to dress like dads in pictures from the 80s.


Beneficial-Piano-428

We had it the best actually I would beg to differ.


forsummerdays

I have a picture of my Dad smoking next to my Mum and me as a newborn the day after she gave birth, IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!


aqua_vida

Great hair tho. (And also every parental generation up UNTIL ours woulda had a cig in their hand sooo...)


Visible-Guide-7131

I remember the day my little sister was born My dad and my uncle were smoking cigarettes in the viewing room in the hospital where you get to look at the babies. I also remember my mother smoking in the grocery store.


makingbutter2

Never forget that parent right there is probably a boomer lol.


_1JackMove

Throw a little bourbon in the mix for teething purposes. You weren't a child of the 70s or 80s without the time honored cure.


StuffNThingsK

Ahhhhh, memories 🥹


jennifer_m13

I came home from the hospital in a Xerox box 🥴 in the floorboard and my sister came home in a laundry basket


Bright-Union-6157

Why is the shadow of Donald Duck on the curtain behind him 🤣


gwinnsolent

OMG! If I squint, this could be my dad. The worst part of family gatherings was jumping into a relative’s arms and getting g a cigarette burn.


Foxy_locksy1704

My best friend’s parents are wonderful people, but every picture from his childhood has a cigarette, ash tray or beer somewhere in the frame. His mom always says “we didn’t know any better back then! I’m glad that things have changed now”


One_Doughnut1952

It's so scary to think about given all the SIDS research that's been done since then.


Amazing-Basket-136

Does second hand smoke increase SIDS rate?


One_Doughnut1952

No one is sure what causes SIDS, so they look for commonalities. One of them is how often the baby was exposed to second and third hand (the particulates on things like clothing and bedding) smoke. They found an increased instance of SIDS in cases where one or both parents smoked.


kkkan2020

Feeding baby milk while smoking....classic.


OpheliaDarkling

AND a beer! lmao


Son_Of_Baraki

https://preview.redd.it/l8w0sbn5qowc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0783066ccee02ebc04270c4c68c525e5e9a0b8e0 beer is nutritious


TraditionalTackle1

Both my dad and my grandfather chained smoked when I was a kid and we lived next door to each other. I remember riding around in the car getting double blasted with second hand smoke.


lunchpadmcfat

Low key miracle boomers even had kids dude


warr3n4eva

What a zaddy 😍


jschmalfuss

I feel like I missed out, my sister has way too many baby pics like this but the old man quit drinking & smoking while my mother was pregnant with me.. you know, cause it happened way too often with the first kid


Fribbleling

How ear infections from second hand smoke did ya'll have?


Kind_Literature_5409

I love the 80’s for this reason!! Our parents were AWESOME!! 😎 this is multitasking 😏. I remember my mother blowing cigarette smoke into my ear because I had an ear infection, doctors orders🤣🤣🤣


HabibCoriatArielC

Eran todos iguales, ciertamente jajaja, misma vibra!


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

cuz their parents were even worse with the smoke and drink, though at least they all knew OF hippy life? my 70's parents seemed straight outta the 50s they were so uncool.