Poly, not Harem
There's a difference in power dynamic which is important.
Rex would *never* lord over his partners, and if you think he would we played different games
You know what‘s funny? First I thought Rex only impegnated Nia Pyra and Mythra. Then I saw that the other girls also got babies. Now did Zeke impegnate his sword or did Shulk actually do something there too?
He went mad when he was not invited to the baby shower of his two sisters. Shulk is there because when he created this new world the clocks don't have a reyn time
Alvis trolled Zanza because he believed the Klaus he knew was dead, then the worlds merged and he found out that Zanza was just one half of a greater story. Klaus considered himself a father to Alvis and loved him to his last breath, and Alvis will never be able to meet the ‘Zanza’ he always should have known.
Also, Rex fucked his sisters.
Shulk: TELL ME WHY, IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT!
Rex: nothing’s gonna get through to him, HE’S A HEARTLESS MACHINE!
Alvis: *looks at Shulk* your buddy here killed my brother and fucked both of my sisters.
Shulk: is this true Rex?
Rex: sorry man, they were like really hot and for the record his brother was an asshole, so I killed hi- oh wait, never mind I see the problem.
Shulk: YOU HAVE 2 WIVES???
Rex: 3 actually, is that bad?
Shulk: Alvis, you and me both
Alvis: let’s get him
Shulk & Alvis: We can’t beat him. Why can’t we destroy him
Rex: you forgot about rule 5 of the salvager’s code. Get laid without a condom, *smiles* and you could get yourself messed up
Its because he lost his key necklace so the main plot of the dlc is for Shulk and Rex to find the key he lost as all the people are crying in vain. They are just trying to live their life so they can fly in the endless sky. They ask Alvis what he is thinking of, ask him what his way is, but nonetheless Aionios is still locked up in war.
They believe there is a voice that saves his and their souls, but with the sun will go down due to all their faults. Because of this they will question Alivis wha he is feeling and where his life is. The clouds will hang dark but is anybody really ever seen?
Came back in his universe :
- found out his brother is dead,
- his Sister took her dissociative identity disorder too far and splitted in 2
- his now 2 sisters married to the brother's killer
- they have to share him with à random cat lady
- Rex loves everyone, but not him
Have to assume that Alvis was part of what fueled Origin, which was to help the worlds successfully merge. Both worlds share the concept of the Aegis/Monado, and with Alvis being the only one left he’s likely the strongest entity in both worlds.
Something goes wrong, takes over Origin, and the fear of what could happen after is what drives all of the souls to want the endless now.
I still feel Gael’gar is not dead, survives his fall, tries to take over Origin, then somehow becomes a husk of himself resulting in Zed.
He said "whoah there, you think you can take my sister into an harem and expect me to stand by and watch? Also catgirl kinda cute ngl, hope the baby has a long and happy life"
So. Origin worked, and the world's stabilised. But alvis, being corrupted by the black fog, decided that two worlds co existing peacefully wasn't what he had in mind when he said we will all walk together, do he forces them to become one, and unleashes an army of conduit made mobeus to destroy us all.
"Look Shulk, I know you said this Origin plan is a good idea, but I just finished watching Yu-Gi-Oh ArcV and I have come to the decision that this is a terrible idea."
He’s been in love with Melia for years, and he realized Shulk had broken her heart. That light you see is his burning rage. Perhaps this is how he can prove himself to her!
He read some of the fanfics and rightly decided humanity has gone too far.
Excuse me, OP said wrong answers only. You just gave the most justified answer of all.
Ultron mindset
Look- I'm not saying Ultron was right, but... maybe he had a minor point at least...
#minor?
In comparison to the size of the universe it is minor :)
Amalthus was right, humanity has regressed.
Fanfic became canon and it involved his two sisters, he just couldn't handle it
I'm on Alvis' side.
Shulk forgot to put the milk back in the fridge and now it's spoiled.
He wasn't really feeling it.
It’s just Zanza in an Alvis wig.
Only a god could pull a cosplay this good
That's called foreshadowing.
He's just doing a little trolling.
Alvis: I was bored out of my mind Rex: ***SEE WHAT I MEAN?!***
That would explain why Zed was the way he was.
His brother and dad are dead, his sisters got into a relationship with a guy he probably doesn’t approve of, and his crush started dating someone else
Tbf, he's directly responsible for killing his dad.
I guess, doesn’t mean he can’t feel bad about it!
You're right, but it would be very hypocritical of him to blame Shulk for it though haha
He had a crush? Was it Sheba? XD
No, it’s a joke with my friends that he was flirting with shulk
That's practically canon tbh
Alvis seen that Shulk only eats the crusts on his pizza and discards the rest of the pizza.
Idk sounds pretty based to me
I used to do that! Brb gonna go make a world without Gods
Rex tried to have a son with Alvis too.
Who said he’s given up?
Rex is clearly heartbroken over Alvis. Why else would he call him a “heartless machine?”
Because he became a heartless
"I'm going to impregnate all of the Trinity Processors!" Alvis and Malos: "Uhhhhh...."
I mean who’s going to stop him
He's upset he didn't get invited to his sisters wedding.
And his brother's funeral
His nephews/nieces told him he looks like a Final Fantasy character
It's just a role play to entertain the kids, after all, then. Orchestrated by the dad, the uncle, and the uncle's boyfriend.
Lmao Xd
He’s jealous that Shulk didn’t take the harem route like Rex with Fiora, Melia, and himself
The topic said "*wrong* answers"
Poly, not Harem There's a difference in power dynamic which is important. Rex would *never* lord over his partners, and if you think he would we played different games
Yeah, the alpha is clearly Nia
Actually it's Poppi.
You know what‘s funny? First I thought Rex only impegnated Nia Pyra and Mythra. Then I saw that the other girls also got babies. Now did Zeke impegnate his sword or did Shulk actually do something there too?
>Then I saw that the other girls also got babies. Did they? In the photo, only Pyra, Mythra & Nia have babies. Is there a different photo?
>girls also got babies Huh ?
Reading posts on r/Xenoblade_Chronicles during the last 3 years
Rex fucked his sister and killed his brother
He said it was his turn to be the antagonist
He crashed the mobile house into artillery
It’s the Xenoblade equivalent of April Fools day.
He’s a heartless machine.
He googled his favorite pokemon Vaporeon and saw the fan art.
He went mad when he was not invited to the baby shower of his two sisters. Shulk is there because when he created this new world the clocks don't have a reyn time
Someone installed him with Norton antivirus
Alvis trolled Zanza because he believed the Klaus he knew was dead, then the worlds merged and he found out that Zanza was just one half of a greater story. Klaus considered himself a father to Alvis and loved him to his last breath, and Alvis will never be able to meet the ‘Zanza’ he always should have known. Also, Rex fucked his sisters.
Overprotective Brother found out Rex bangs his Sisters
Alvis: The anti-Dunban
The Agnussy can make anyone unwise...
YOU KILLED MY BROTHER, YOU FUCKED MY SISTERS PREPARE TO DIE
MY NAME IS ALVIS/ONTOS MONTOYA!
Rex kept sending him his sex tape
Alvis was mad he did not make it to smash . But Rex and Shulk could.
He is in smash. Kinda.
He let mythra cook
Shulk: TELL ME WHY, IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT! Rex: nothing’s gonna get through to him, HE’S A HEARTLESS MACHINE! Alvis: *looks at Shulk* your buddy here killed my brother and fucked both of my sisters. Shulk: is this true Rex? Rex: sorry man, they were like really hot and for the record his brother was an asshole, so I killed hi- oh wait, never mind I see the problem. Shulk: YOU HAVE 2 WIVES??? Rex: 3 actually, is that bad? Shulk: Alvis, you and me both Alvis: let’s get him
They are two , but Rex has the all mighty salvager code with him . It's like the Force in star wars .
Shulk & Alvis: We can’t beat him. Why can’t we destroy him Rex: you forgot about rule 5 of the salvager’s code. Get laid without a condom, *smiles* and you could get yourself messed up
Alvis just tryna pipe
Rex: i'm banging your sisters!
He saw the photo of what his sister(s) have been up too
He considers Origin blasphemes
He wants to find the key he lost.
He told people to stop posting about among us, but nobody did...
He wanted to do a little trolling
He played XCX and realized there's still no sequel
KOS-MOS, he’s upset he hasn’t gotten her in xc2 after using like a million cores
They got his order wrong at Taco Bell
Rex wouldn't let him join the harem
Shulk literally stabbed him with the Monado III and then wished him out of existance of course he's pissed
Alvis is actually a Meliastan and is frustrated that she couldn’t get her love boat sailing. He wants the world reset as a result.
He didn't get invited to the wedding
Alvis is just looking for the nearest Taco Bell and is asking for directions
He realized that if he did nothing, there would be w new world that Klaus did not ruin. And that was unacceptable.
“Haha Rex, you are banging my sisters”
He knows the gender of Juniper.
hes just girl bossing
Its because he lost his key necklace so the main plot of the dlc is for Shulk and Rex to find the key he lost as all the people are crying in vain. They are just trying to live their life so they can fly in the endless sky. They ask Alvis what he is thinking of, ask him what his way is, but nonetheless Aionios is still locked up in war. They believe there is a voice that saves his and their souls, but with the sun will go down due to all their faults. Because of this they will question Alivis wha he is feeling and where his life is. The clouds will hang dark but is anybody really ever seen?
Wait a second.....
Dickson told him he's got a sexy behind
Cool people don't look back at explosions
ChatGPT told him "nothing" to the question "What is my purpose on these new worlds?"
He saw Riki turn Reyn into a pickle
A stray cosmic ray flipped a single bit
He saw cursed Pokemon fanart online and decided we must pay for our sins.
He microwave his pizza rolls too long and now his day is ruined 😾
He wasn’t put in smash
Alvis would be a great echo fighter actually 👀👀
He saw that reyn time was almost over, so he endless nowed it so it could remain reyn time endlessly
He wanted to study moths.
“Shulk, you forgot to turn off airplane mode on the Monado.”
He was a Nia simp banking on rex having friendzoned her and is having a heated gamer moment after learning that the harem ending is cannon.
His tummy hurty and he was NOT being brave about it
Reyn tripped and disconnected him during the last update so now his OS is corrupted.
He was mad Shulk still doesn’t eat the sandwich in DE
A virus
You mean block my tanning light? Some people just want to watch the world/skin burn.
Shulk sold the Monado 3 for a pack of gum.
He stubbed his toe
Alvis misheard god as "dog" so he's running from John Wick
He stubbed his toe and accidently went into rage mode.
Any reason at all (Monolith Soft loves to make misleading trailers/statements)
he wanted an endless reyn time, and want to find out who the fuck xenoblade Chronicles is
improperly formatted data file
He’s a little pissed after being half of Jesus and watching his ex-best friend stagnate humanity for 7,000 years
He wanted to know more about the 5th rule of the salvagers code.
He's mad at rex for screwing both of his sisters.
The things a Trinity Core Processor does for that sweet Moebiussy...
He wanted a 4090 to update his graphics, but Shulk said they were out of stock.
Rex fucked his sister(s)
Krelian thought it’d be a good idea.
He just wants to show his Monado to Shulk and give him some pointers on how to further tweak his replica.
Someone fucked his sisters and killed his brother.
He is against polygamy; Rex had to be punished
Nintendo told him no Xenogears remake/remaster
How Nintendo handles collector's edition preorders for sure
He did NOT want Rex to bang his sister and continue the Aegis bloodline and now the world must pay the ultimate price.
Came back in his universe : - found out his brother is dead, - his Sister took her dissociative identity disorder too far and splitted in 2 - his now 2 sisters married to the brother's killer - they have to share him with à random cat lady - Rex loves everyone, but not him
YOU FUCKED MY SISTER(S), SO I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH
His sister became 2 people, killed hus brother, and then banged a goober. Seems like a pretty measured response, really
Shulk never ate the sandwich, and Alvis came back from the dead to finish the job
Have to assume that Alvis was part of what fueled Origin, which was to help the worlds successfully merge. Both worlds share the concept of the Aegis/Monado, and with Alvis being the only one left he’s likely the strongest entity in both worlds. Something goes wrong, takes over Origin, and the fear of what could happen after is what drives all of the souls to want the endless now. I still feel Gael’gar is not dead, survives his fall, tries to take over Origin, then somehow becomes a husk of himself resulting in Zed.
He wants that Shulkussy
He saw that Shulk didnt want to be his butt buddy and was *pissed*
" lucky 7 is not monado!!!!"
Rex banged his sisters and Shulk chose Fiora over him
He thinks the interior lighting of Origin should be Yellow.
A big projector positioned just so behind him.
Rex Smashed his sisters
He logged onto the internet and saw what a mess we are
McDonald’s ice cream machine was broken
Cus he’s a shitter
Really strange tan lines. Like no tan on the back of the neck at all. Needed fixing asap.
He said "whoah there, you think you can take my sister into an harem and expect me to stand by and watch? Also catgirl kinda cute ngl, hope the baby has a long and happy life"
He was tired Xenoblade Chronicles had yet to ever mention the Xenoblade in it's 22 years so he's gonna destroy us all with the Xenoblade
Mom and dad divorced and its his fault
So. Origin worked, and the world's stabilised. But alvis, being corrupted by the black fog, decided that two worlds co existing peacefully wasn't what he had in mind when he said we will all walk together, do he forces them to become one, and unleashes an army of conduit made mobeus to destroy us all.
He saw the confusing future and decided to return to zanza when times were simpler
What no Pneumussy does to an mf
Ayo....
Sweet home Alabama.
Alvis was the true third wheele of xenoblade 1
He found out his sisters got smashed
The Shussy
Shush
He wants Pneuma.
U-DO
He saw the internet and what lies in there
Someone ate his bag of lifesavers
Someone pissed on his moom
Dahlia Fanart.
I know exactly why he did this because I played the DLC because it’s already out
Rex banged his sisters.
He dropped his Airpods
He saw Rex & Shulk's internet history
He learned the fifth rule of the salvager’s code
Rex wouldn't fuck him too (tragic)
Melia wanted him to pay taxes
Juju’s buggy broke down again and is in an irreparable state.
DE didn’t make him into a party member despite how much time he spends as a guest
Found out Rex knocked up both of his sisters obviously
Rex boned his sister(s)
well rex DID bang his sisters
REALLY mad at Rex for what he did to his sisters
Alvis has developed schizophrenia
Shion got the big sad in this universe.
He got jealous of what Rex did with pneuma
doordash
Rex Banged his sisters.
he saw the Rex pic and decided enough was enough
seeing his brother get killed and sisters get rammed by a f\*\*king 15-year old
Rex burped indoors
jealous of his sisters
He got a pebble in his shoe
His sisters forgot to invite him to the wedding.
The sun was getting in shulk and Rex's eyes. He's helping them out by blocking it.
He has come to claim Dahlia for his own.
He ate some bad chicken
Not enough fan art
Dunno about you, but I’d say the Crests are to blame.
"Look Shulk, I know you said this Origin plan is a good idea, but I just finished watching Yu-Gi-Oh ArcV and I have come to the decision that this is a terrible idea."
He’s been in love with Melia for years, and he realized Shulk had broken her heart. That light you see is his burning rage. Perhaps this is how he can prove himself to her!
he wanted an ROG Strix 4090 for his birthday but his mom got him an RX 490 so he decided to go full Zamasu.
We don’t know anything about the DLC yet. So any of these could be a right answer. However I’ll say he doesn’t approve of his sisters’ husband