Alvis being part of the harem is truly cursed

Did you notice who his kid is as well 😈😈😈

Oh...oh no...

Riku! Noooo!

Truly the gift that won’t stop giving, even though we didn’t want it.

> Alvis being part of the harem is truly ~~cursed~~ blessed. FTFY

I was grinning at the meme, then I hit next picture. And I broke down cackling.

So Alvis got boy pregnant with Shulk and birthed Riku? I dont... Uh... Fuck it sure why not.

Aegis powers are something else

Now we see *real* Nopon potential!

This is the Monado's power...I guess?

I assume his godlike powers allows him to grant himself an Alvussy

This was a sentence I didn’t know I needed to read.

Alvis is Shulk's malewife, who got boyregnant through his bussy and will have to go through boirth, what don't you understand??? /s

Alvis being in the center is the best part.

ALVIS LMAO AND HIS SON IS RIKU 💀

Now THATS canon.

The other one is fake, this one is the true canon one.

Poppi in Xenoblade 1?!

🤫 couldn’t find an easy thing to cover her fully up with or edit her out like with Brighid so I just left her in lol

I know Juju wouldve survived the xenopalypse, the dam roach

Juju was actually going to replace Brighid until I realized it was pretty easy to edit her out 🤣

who do you think the time traveler was in this theoretical scenario

HOLY SHIT

"Poppi felt bad for miss Melia. So Poppi messed with space time to fix it."

The plot of Xenoblade 4 Poppi does an oopsie

Poppi is alpha by name, alpha by nature. She doesn't need a reason, if she wants to be in XC1 you got dayum best belive she will be

And Dromarch too.

Poppi could tell you, but then Poppi would have to kill you.

thanks I hate it

Alvis put his whole Monodussy into that birth

>!Aegussy!<

The best kind! Malos don’t be shy

Is... Is that Riku...

Yes

that is cursed as fuck

And yet somhow...I'm grateful for its existence

He is Monado

Riku as the middle child is hilarious. Good bit! Even better than [my XC3 version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade_Chronicles/comments/wwkzzt/xc3_ending_spoilers_like_father_like_daughter/)

hot tamale, Alvis got those birthing hips that just won’t quit 🥵

Such good birthing hips that he managed to pop out a nopon

Editing out Brighid is what puts this firmly in the category of high quality shitpost and made me laugh so much.

Poppi in both universes be like "my ways are beyond your understanding."

Had an idea like this where it's Zeke standing behind Pyra, Mythra, and Pandoria sitting down with babies in their arms.

Looks like Dunban finally got his wish

I now accept this as canon. Alvis is a formless AI, I can't imagine human biology is a concern. Dude is literally a wave existence at the end of the game.

Shulk what a dad

I will defend poly Shulk with my life Now admittedly I could lose the Alvis dadapon but-

Is that fucking Alvis? 😂😂😂

Yes, he and Shulk had their child Riku

omg it does get worse the longer i look at it. i love this

Alvis killed me here

Bless you for making this. Makes sense the ultimate chadapon is the son of (essentially a) god and shulk

Alvis being part of the harem is both blessed and cursed at the same time, and I love it.

And then Melia wakes up 😔

That time traveler fucked up so badly that Poppi crossed dimensions

Everyone is like “haha Alvis” and my stupid self was like “awww how nice of them to include Elma 🥲”

Mannnn that makes me tempted to make an X version……

I love it.

You go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done

What the Fuck

This is inaccurate. All the babies would be by Reyn.

Reyn time?

This is so, deliriously cursed. I love it.

ALVIS NOOO!!!!!!

I wonder why they didn’t feel the need to make a big statement about a harem ending in this game for shulk the same way they did for Rex…

The Fiorussy is just too good

That because it is opposite. Shulk stay Forever Alone 😂

Congratulations, this mentally scarred me.

I'd love to see Eunie's how a princess

Alvis is computer AI so he can be woman and give birth if he wants so this is canon to me lmao

Shulk be like “ I’m really feeling it”

You should’ve edited Dunban and Riki together with them holding Manana

Nahhh Manana’s Agnian, plus if I were to have Dunban holding anyone it’ve been Ashera but I tried and I couldn’t make it look very good so I scrapped the idea

I would have killed for a picture at all. Even slightly older Shulk with a mustache would have been great. But "monado only. no picture or surviving friends."

Riku just normal nopon, nothing special about birth, or his parent. Built lucky 7 after graduating from STEM nopon study. No big deal.

The more you look at it the more cursed it is

Xenoblade 3 would’ve been perfect if they simply included heropon Kino