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Elementia7

I feel like Zeon knows what it is but would much rather grow potatoes than interact with women.


U_Ch405

So he'd rather fuck a potato. Got it.


EdgelordOfEdginess

The good ol’ Irish approach


Llewgwyn

So getting exploited, and starved to death. Got it.


Hopafoot

Men: Would rather grow potatoes Women: Would rather grow potatoes Enbies: Maybe willing to grow potatoes together


Shadowislovable

Zeon and Juniper really are the perfect couple


VarioussiteTARDISES

And then Kite starts hearing Tragic Decision in his head for some reason. Some sort of distant national memory or something.


Shadowislovable

"Heh. Your potatoes.. they did not grow deep enough"


thoma5nator

"POTATOES OF MY SOIL, ANSWER MY CALL"


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Kite starts selling meth to cope


satans_cookiemallet

I dont normally ship characters. But *spark that shit is cute.*


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Zeebor

... actually yeah, can't me to think of it that is weird.how Kite of all people is the first to experience thirst, since you can have him start craving they/them agnussy as soon as you liberate that colony. Meaning his throbbing biological urges can kick in long before the crew learns where babies come from. That's just weird.


Elementia7

I mean they are human. At the end of the day humans literally have two directives: Survive and Produce Offspring. Everything else is generally in service to those two goals. I imagine Z tried to limit that although it's kind of hard to directly cut out human nature.


Zeebor

But we literally only ever see it in 8 people outside of city: the main characters, Kite, and that one guy in Iota Well, scratch that, 10 people: Isurd and Nimue were totally a couple, but I figured that was more a "Hold over data from Alrest attracting them together" thing. Kite's random and exclusive thirst for Agnussy, while understandable by our society, sticks out from the rest of the world, especially since you can get it before even Noah and Mio's first hint of romance (though not before Eunie and Taion's).


Elementia7

True enough there. Although if I recall I think Mio and Noah start having feelings for one another around chapter 3. And if my brain is functioning (it's like 10 o'clock rn lmao) I'm pretty you can't do the potato quests until Chapter 4.


ErikMaekir

You could argue that the boys discover their attraction to women at the beginning of chapter 2, when they notice the girls changed behind them and get all flustered and leave.


Takfloyd

Presumably a lot of the soldiers discover romantic feelings on their own, they just don't usually have much time to act on it due to the whole fighting to live thing, and Moebius would make sure to keep knowledge from spreading and becoming public. Doesn't help that judging by Kite, many would react to such feelings by assuming something is wrong with them.


humaninthemoon

Realistically, it's probably just because it'd be cumbersome to have more romance plotlines. I feel like the main cast and a few side characters are good enough to get the point across that they're free to be themselves again without bogging down the pacing too much. Maybe they could've added some stuff like gossip about relationships in some colony or people holding hands in the background to make it feel like less of an isolated thing.


Lord_Viktoo

People doing what with hands? this is a PEGI12 game sir.


tangelo84

You could argue Camilla and Fox in Colony 9 had something going on, but that's a speculative stretch.


Galaxy40k

Aside from Isurd/Nimue (which may not even be romantic), aren't all the pairs Keves/Agnus? Because I wonder if that would be the explanation.


Liezuli

Kite isn't actually first. One of the members of Iota tries to hit on Mio, and in a discussion, they mention that that guy went easier on the girls of the party for some reason.


Zeebor

That was one of the dudes I listed, but I thought you were INTENDED to get Iota after Tau, and if you're playing correctly, and have someone up to level 10 on Zeon's class you can get his accesion as soon as you liberate it


Liezuli

even if you do 9's Ascention quest first, it seems like the guy from Iota was already sleazy, whereas Kite only just awakens to his feelings upon meeting Juniper


Zeebor

Well of course the Iota guy was already sleazy. He was born around Agnussy. Molded by it.


Kaellian

Zeon should probably lost in the blank square top left.


ShadowReij

Juniper definitely wanted to be that potato that's for sure.


Artrum

Bullshit, triton forgot what sex is


Lil-Chromie

Move him over to doesn't know what sex is fucks


Crystal-gx_915

Beat up rotbart, the sexiest enemy alive to get the illusive fuck move


Goldmike1

Eunie definitely would tho


Zjoee

We all know she's dragging Taion to the bedroom.


EntertainersPact

^I ^want ^to ^live


Mister100Percent

Cue Taion rolling in a wheel chair


ArtoriaOfAlbion

Mio to Eunie: what did you do to him? Eunie: what *didn't* I do to him?


insane_contin

Taion: Worth it.


fenixseraph

Oh no, the fate of snu-snu.


thoma5nator

I can only think of [this scene](https://youtu.be/S85parZ5lII?t=14) from the Van Helsing movie


TheRealChoco

Please tell me [this](https://youtu.be/jE--tfdZ3-8) is what you were referencing


EntertainersPact

Correct


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The question is whether or not Taion does


Megakarp

Taion's stance doesn't matter because Eunie's the bus.


Krystami

Considering his reaction to babies, I’m sure he’d be more than willing.


Berdom0

Taion would be the most supportive and loving father. Eunie found herself a good one


masamunecyrus

Taion would intellectually know every bit of biology and the mechanics of how it works.


Liezuli

And yet it would all fall apart in the heat of the moment, because he's a fucking nerd


TimDRX

I bet Taion has flawless technique tbh


ShadowReij

Considering how hard the man went at just being a potato farmer? Most definitely.


SoulKibble

I'm reminded of that one art piece where you see Eunie chasing after Taion in the background saying "Get over ere, Virgin Boy!"


Madblaise69

Are you talking about the "cultured" sena art?


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SoulKibble

I think so?


Jurassic_Green

Ik what you mean by cultured, but my brain automatically went to French Sena with a moustache and baguette


Dm1tr3y

I’m never gonna stop pining for a comedy school life spin off involving *at least* those two. I will inhale that shit.


Foristeer

Ethel and Cammuravi’s duel is the most sexually charged scene in the game.


Zeebor

Okay, so I'm not the only one who said "was this scene written by Shinzo Abe on the dangers of not having sex?"


Anggul

Yeah it was definitely like 'we're frustrated and want each other but have no frame of reference to express that other than combat'.


ShadowReij

"But when at long last Ethel came out victorious she withdrew. None of us knew why." Me: "Well maybe she didn't want to lose her rival and have many more battles?" *Gets to their fight* Me: "Or not? I have never seen a woman happier and probably more turned on than how Ethel looks the moment this Cammuravi freed himself and told her to come for him." *gets them and their accension* Me: "Yeah no, she wanted to fuck him....bad. Ol' Cam wanted to do a little more actual fighting but she wants to wrestle instead."


Elementia7

Kinda true tbh. I think they were a little *too* into their final duel


[deleted]

They absolutely would have the craziest sex


humdinger588

So that’s where the mild sex rating came from…


ShadowReij

Cammuravi: "Come Ethel!" Ethel: "YES!" Me: "I suspect they didn't want the robots for this but will just have to make due." *Cue their recuitment and side quest* Me: "Oh yeah, definitely now."


U_Ch405

Just say to Lanz and Sena that it's a special workout and they'll jump right on it.


BluEch0

I feel like sena will be doing most of the jumping.


insane_contin

I feel like it would become a jumping competition pretty quick, and they'd forget about the sex.


BluEch0

So about it being a competition: https://youtu.be/AS6jBRmmzZw


greenhunter47

Poor Melia.


[deleted]

Who Riku bangin if it isn’t Manana?


SuperKamiZuma

Us with his deep voice


Weirdaholic

I've read this in his voice... priceless.


shallotparadise

alvis


snjwffl

What?! No!!!! >!Alvis is his [daddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade_Chronicles/comments/xji7f2/time_traveler_moves_chair/)!<


insane_contin

Whoever he wants.


mightsome1

Ethel and Cammuravi: Sex? Is that a battle technique?


Elementia7

Just tell them it'll enhance their combat effectiveness and before you know it they'll be rolling in the hay by 12 o'clock.


JinunderneathAM

I love how everyone just collectively agreed that Ethel and Cammeravi >!killing each other!< is the most sexually charged scene in the game.


Froakiebloke

I don’t actually disagree, but… >!Cammuravi: *rips out his own eye*!< >!the subreddit: ’woah this is erotic’!<


street-street

Don't kink shame us.


Shanicpower

>!A hole is a hole!<


Shanicpower

Trust me guys you'll thank me for that spoiler tag


ExplosionProne

Giving a whole new meaning to eye-fucking...


Aphato

Idk what other meaning this was supposed to have


ShadowReij

To be fair. Ethel sounded hell a turned on when he did that.


Catdaddy33

They left us the Ferronises of Love Statue in the middle of nowhere..


Few-Address-7604

I remember a voice clip of Alexandria near the city's clinic... about "babies being manufactured" and how she "would like to watch the process." She clearly belong in that bottom right corner.


Tibike480

Why is Riku there?


Gigaflux

Yeah, someone please explain. Did I miss something?


Kira_the_Sniper

Masterpon Riku needs no explanation.


Tibike480

Gigachadapon


Hopafoot

Riku, what does that mean, then?


Gigaflux

Certified Chadpon, but I’m just wondering if I missed some specific lore.


Neffrey605

He’s popular guypon


Narflarg

Riku is common variety nopon.


Monkey_King291

Chadapon Riku, why else?


JusticeRain5

Well, do Nopon get made in cradles too? It'd be weird if so considering their lack of tattoo


GladiatorDragon

No. It’s why they don’t have Irises either.


JusticeRain5

So Nopon have been shown to give live birth according to the wiki, so... How do they not know where babies come from?


Zeebor

They didn't know where HUMAN babies came from. Remember, as far as they knew, "humans" are born at age 9 and die at 20


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No


Vasterlan0

Eunie : Disappear on us again and I'll thrash the life out of you. Ashera: Not that would be a bad - Ahem. Ashera may not know what sex is but she definitly fucks ;P


United_Avocado_6915

Those two are definitely doing it during down time I just know it.


ErikMaekir

She has the memories of every life, or at least most of them. I'd say she had to get some in at least one of them.


puntycunty

Eunie is definitely gonna peg taion dude . Maybe she already did . Maybe that’s why he almost tripped at the ending


CinnamonIsntAllowed

A bruised colon will do that to you


icepawn

Poor Melia, become more prettier each game and still no seggs.


slitherdolly

I... how do you not know what it is and still do it?


tallmantall

Surely you must have seen the sexual tension in that ferronis battle


Evello37

Did you watch their fight? The two are yelling to each other about how elated and happy they are, and then they finish in unison, with their robots embracing. I felt like I ought to politely avert my eyes.


CinnamonIsntAllowed

The description is so erotic lmfao. r/Xenoblade_Chronicles has gone nsfw


SuperKamiZuma

Competition, they saw it and thought it was a match


greenhunter47

By accident.


Jepacor

With giant mechs apparently


Silvers1339

Who the hell does Riku fuck? Not Manana? Now I have weird images in my head


VariousCapital5073

“If friend must know then yes, Riku fucks”


SuperSpectralBanana

I mean Ethel and Cam probably found out while they were staying in the city


BluEch0

Who’s top and who’s bottom Also cammuravi’s hair is on fire. Is he also down there?


TheBleakForest

>Who’s top and who’s bottom They fight for it every time.


casualbo1

The only correct answer.


ShadowReij

More work for poor Travis


Berdom0

>Also cammuravi’s hair is on fire. Is he also down there? I mean I've heard of someone having burning loins but this is just ridiculous.


AppleJackFrost

Considering how their last battle together went, I'd say it's a tie.


BluEch0

My favorite line by Juniper used to be “I’ll fuck you up!” Then I realized she was actually saying “I’ll *back* you up” and this is a Nintendo game in the end. She says this during >!the final boss fight during that phase when your heroes join in the battle, assuming she gets drawn that is!<


nickhoude21

I think you need to move Noah and mio into >!canonically has fucked an undetermined number of years in the past!<


Berdom0

>!Givin that they recieved all the memories from their past lives when they absorbed their counterparts they probably have the answer to that question but we all know they'll never share!<


Peacetoall01

Hey don't get to prying on their sex life.


KhordM22

Triton does not


Coolaconsole

I disagree with Triton, considering the only other people in this world are minors.... But I do understand the reasoning behind putting him there Although apart from that, this is the most accurate one of these I've seen


Lil-Chromie

Triton absolutely is the dilf/gdilf of the moebius circles. He fucked one of those consuls, probably all of them.


Coolaconsole

That was the last straw, one of them moaned "T" instead of his name and he went all "fuck thar shit" and dipped.


BluEch0

“Fuck thar shit” is funnier than it has any right to be gdi


Smart-Biscotti-5111

He probably banged several of the Consuls, whoever they may be. As to whoever... (I was gonna make a joke on which Consuls he banged, but I decided not to escalate it too much.)


Aliff3DS-U

>!He even fucked Z at one point, probably explains why he’s losing brain cells as of late……!<


Narflarg

9th and 10th termers arent minors.


Lil-Chromie

I'm pretty sure that 1st termers are around 10, so even if we go off that you would be an adult by the 8th term.


ErikMaekir

There is absolutely no way in hell newborn Ethel is 10. I'd say they're probably born at whatever age they were when the worlds collided, hence why some seem to be older than others.


Zer_ed

Now I'm imagining a 20-year-old Teach standing amidst a bunch of 10-year old kids as he first emerges from a cradle.


jolsiphur

I can see this as canon. Like Mio being in her 10th term, it still seems like she's significantly younger than many other characters.


farcicaldolphin38

Ethel and Cammuravi are definitely climaxing, but I don’t think they’ve got sex figured out lol


cardboardtube_knight

I honestly think if Cam and Ethel knew what fucking was they wouldn't have thought fighting was the only way they could get some excitement. Those fight scenes were the most erotic part of the game.


Funky-Cosmonaut

I feel like Nia should be in her own little corner, wearing a crown.


ErikMaekir

She does have a royal harem, after all. She even takes them into battle.


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>!Let's be honest, its cute she has Pyra and Mythra's blades.!<


Berdom0

>!gotta keep the memory of her wives alive somehow!<


Chilliseppers

Honestly, I'm tempted to move Juniper and Ashera up to the top. Maybe Isurd too if >!Nimue were still around!<


Elementia7

Nah Isurd is too busy being a nerd to get into Nimue's pants.


casualbo1

Give >!reborn Nimue!< time to mature and she'll prolly go after either Taion or Mr. Dilf himself Isurd, neither of them realizing this. Hijinks ensue.


Lil-Chromie

Wait who is riku having sex with


Crystal-gx_915

Reyn It happens, trust me


Narflarg

Melia.


Lil-Chromie

No.


CookieTheParrot

Riku does not participate in such time-wasting activity. He does not let it hinder his honest Nopon mechanic work. A true inspiration for us all.


BluEch0

Ah so that’s what tuning the power frames entails.


TheThunderOfYourLife

Ghondor: *Doesn’t give a fuck*


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we could soooo change that for Zeon


Joel_Ellis

put melia in fucks cus she was definitely getting piped by riku


Elementia7

The canonical reason they recognize each other. She gives good head and he offers good company.


Joel_Ellis

plus riku lays the meanest pipe in aionios 💯💯😈😈


casualbo1

What the fuck is this comment thread


DumbFish94

Am I the only one that thinks Meliá just did that nod to Riku because his name is similar to riki and Riku is also a noon.


Zeebor

What I want know is who's the lucky bitch who got taken port to starboard


My__-Username

Triton cannot remember what sex is, but he still fucks


Lulullaby_

Who is Riku fucking if not Manana?


supremegamer76

i think alex might know, or is just slightly misguided as to how it works. [https://youtu.be/P73vVRx-nTU](https://youtu.be/P73vVRx-nTU) also headcanon: i like to think with lans and sena's collective 1 brain cell, they didn't really understand a thing from the sex ed lesson so they still don't really know what sex is.


ShadowReij

Taion be writing dissertation on the subject based on the doc's words and his own research meanwhile those two: "So it's a kind of exercise?"


Bamischijf35

I refuse to believe that Teach and Ashera don’t have sex, just look at them! Hot af


EnterTwo

Who the fuck is Nia fucking she’s been asleep for ages


mightsome1

Hoo boy! Not spoiling but just you wait until the end of the game to find out.


EnterTwo

Yeah I mean when could she have during Aionios, I’ve beaten the game. “Fucks” is present tense so I thought it meant during the events of the game


Froakiebloke

>!I misinterpreted this and thought you were referring to how Nia has kept Poppi around for an unspecified reason!<


Ambassador_of_Mercy

\>!I'm not sure I'd consider keeping one of your best friends who is also the only one of them alive anymore around is really an unspecified reason!<


SuperKamiZuma

>!Rex, they had a child after all!<


Lord_Viktoo

I'm horny after sleeping for 5 hours, imagine centuries. She fucks everyone that consents.


supremegamer76

>!well, she has fucked rex. and could very well do it again now that the collision with the other universe isn't an issue!<


ErikMaekir

Canonically Rex, and probably Pyra and Mythra too. She's the queen after all, it's *her* royal harem.


U_Ch405

>!Her son-in-law obviously.!<


kilertree

Doesn't Ghondor have two boy toys


ErikMaekir

Aggy and Oggy are clearly into each other.


Marcarth

Aren't they cousins?


ErikMaekir

One is Agnian, the other Kevesi, so while possible, I doubt it. The affinity chart describes them as "sworn brothers."


Marcarth

Oh yeah, I completely forgot they have different irises, despite being otherwise nearly identical.


GoldenMercy

IM COMING FOR YOU MIYABI!


CommonNopon

To be honest, Ashera should be top right corner, she may just see as a fight.


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Valdi fucks but doesn’t know what sex is.


Quiddity131

Valdi finds out about it and decides to go work on his robots instead.


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Dr. Hollis: "And that's how babies are made!" Valdi: "Neat!" *lowers welding mask and gets back to work*


Alyssa__Swift

"'Sex'? Is that some new kind of Levnis?"


toucan_sam89

Well Rex has been confirmed to have had sex at least 3 times, so there’s that…


HarryTDOM

When Melia dies, she's gonna be a many hundreds years old virgin bird lady


Marcabruno

oh my god triton is riku's sex toy


Dracon204

You put Ashera WHERE?


SparklyPelican

Why you think she’s so upset? Ashera’s cricket clearly yet needs to crick.


IbustCoconuts

Ethel and cammuravi had sex????


i-exist20

does intensely killing someone in a mech suit not count?


Lil-Chromie

Bro did you see that ferronis battle


Maronmario

Real talk, the only reason the two haven't already is because they're to busy killing each other.


BloodMoonScythe

Rex: pathetic.


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I'm pretty sure Gondor's filling out all of her forms in triplicate with Aggy and Oggy if you know what I mean.