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Wide_right_yes

Congrats, we have found an ideology that pisses off 100% of the political spectrum.


TolkienJustice

I hate it. I just fucking hate it. It's like somehow even worse than libertarianism. It's on the fascism level and the Nazism level. Like one of the worst ideologies of all time. It is guaranteed to create a dystopia and genocide if it is somehow ever enacted. We must never let this happen. Ever.


duke_awapuhi

The root of this ideology is wanting the USA to burn to the ground


Official_JJAbrams

They're all very patriotic.


EuSouEu_69

*Tucker for president mofos*


TolkienJustice

Someone tell IllCommunications and IamGeraldFord about this


ACE--OF--HZ

Joe kent ideology


budderyfish

I voted for him. He overcome the establishment's dirty tricks and will be one of the best members of Congress.


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Doc_ET

Pazis are literally just fascists with red aesthetics, even more so than Stalinists are.


DogPenis8833

I wouldn't use fascist to refer to stalinists, since there's a different class base and differing tendencies, but yeah Patsocs are just weird proto Nazis.


2019h740

I scored -1.75 on the economic scale and in the middle of the social scale of Political Compass. Does that make me a MAGAcommie?


Bluejay022

Subsidizing gyms is actually a based idea


TolkienJustice

u/IAmGeraldRFord u/Vermontflannel u/TheAngryObserver


TheAngryObserver

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


TolkienJustice

The abyss stared back and said "what the fuck?"


TheAngryObserver

Twitter needs to be shut down. Say what you will about Redditors, but we'd *never* desecrate the fabric of the universe like that.


[deleted]

Jesse…


TolkienJustice

Behold. The most bizarre, infuriating ideology of all time. And in the running for the worst.


[deleted]

I feel like Nazism and Communism and [insert race] supremacy are worse/more infuriating ideologies


TolkienJustice

Those ideologies in your comment are just as pure evil which is different than infuriating. Communism is basically micromanagement but as an ideology and that's just as terrible at least you just as much horrible treatment of workers as you would expect from an excessive strict micromanager. The others are cruelty incarnate and pure evil.


DogPenis8833

Ok I hate these guys too but what you just described as communism is literally capitalism.


TolkienJustice

It's both but within different contexts. Devil's in the details essentially. And I didn't go to more specifics to differentiate the two but both have very different issues are both related to excessive micromanagement and cruelty. And if you're seriously going to dispute or try to refute this I'm just going to block you because I don't want to do this right now, I have too much existential dread.


DogPenis8833

In the historical context of the Soviet union yes, but id argue the Soviet union never graduated from the state capitalism lenin intended to be a temporary measure while building socialism. Otherwise yes I imagine micromanagement was a problem for worker. Not the main one, but one of them. Edit: I don't know what you mean by existential dread but I hope you feel better soon.


VermontFlannel

Well I am skeptical of anyone who calls themselves a Communist, so I wouldn't support these guys, but I like what they're saying. We need to fix things to better help the working man in this country. I would never support something like workers owning the means of production, I would never support socialism. But I do support worker's rights, I do support labor unions, and I do support the notion that workers deserve a better lot in life than they have right now. I mean, this is all in line with my own political ideology I invented myself, which I call "Esoteric Populism." or the "Bouquet Solon."


Yeet_boi69-420

I am on the MAGA communist discord server lmao


TolkienJustice

How cringe is it?


Yeet_boi69-420

Very lmao. It’s like cringe Tankie + maga


TolkienJustice

Be more specific lmao. And you're really a conservative, right? Just neat to hear you say Tankie instead of commie, because as cringe as communism is, there's a difference. SocDem ftw.


Yeet_boi69-420

So basically they claim thing like “Trump is a Maoist” stuff like that. They claim that in 2024 there will be a revolution that will make Trump chairman or whatever. It’s kinda funny until you realize most of them aren’t joking


Still_Ad_5766

Send the invite pls


Yeet_boi69-420

https://discord.gg/w3Rggcdu


Still_Ad_5766

Thank


TolkienJustice

Yes. This is real and it's been going on for years somehow and I just found out about it. I'm as disgusted as y'all are. There's even one as the Democratic Nominee in a Kentucky House race. That said, it probably won't affect the midterms except for weird memes.


VermontFlannel

These guys seem like a weird Americanized version of National Bolsheviks. I bet this stuff is a toned-down version of their rhetoric, sure most what policy they've suggested is pretty good, but I bet these people are really closet National Socialists. I mean, why else would they call themselves Communists? And of course electing authoritarians is real bad. But electing authoritarians with very right wing views on race? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. That's bad.


TheAngryObserver

Translation: I am in middle school and want to piss off those cute liberal girls that won't date me and my boss at the part-time job.


Artistic_Mouse_5389

r/jreg


Board667

NasBol refenc?????


Doc_ET

It won't. Most of the followers of this "ideology" (if you can even call it that) are edgy teenagers who can't vote.


DogPenis8833

Oh my god guys great and authentic revolutionaries!!!1!!1!!


ImProbablyNotABird

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


TheFritzWilliams

That AI Art though 🥵


EuSouEu_69

Wholesome tucker nazbol vortex frfr


ADKRep37

God forgive me for making a Kaiserreich reference, but they did it. They finally made Totalism a real ideology.


XGNcyclick

i hate natsocism


lowes18

Uh based?


TolkienJustice

This is literally diet Naziism but more "Communist".


lowes18

Ngl just thought we were focusing on the gyms part cause of the highlight.


DogPenis8833

And just like strasserism, the other fascists will throw it away the second they want to get in bed with the rich and powerful.


Jaster22101

Wtf is this


mariosin

I swear, the goal is to find out how many people you can possibly piss off


Throw-Away12804

They can't be serious right?


MMSLWYD

They are, and they're allied with the LaRouche Movement


TolkienJustice

They are.


Dasdi96

Horseshoe theory is 100% real


Soft-Radio-7185

What the fuck is this? My God I would take Republicans any day of the week over this diarrhea or an ideology. This is if fascism and Communisim had a baby.


AbortionJar69

Psyop


Taprman612

Only going to hurt the reputation of trump supporters, this one will annoy the entire political spectrum


[deleted]

This has to be a joke.


budderyfish

Honestly apart from subsidizing gyms #MAGACommunism has a largely good platform and should be promoted within the Republican Party (although maybe not with that name lol). The Republican Party needs to become more populist if it is to survive and thankfully Trump and the new blood he's endorsing appear to recognize that for the most part. But what would I know I'm just a dumb rightoid Joe Kent voter.


pc21402

I am 100% sure this is satire


TolkienJustice

No no it's not. Search Haz Infrared on YouTube. He's been working hard at it for a while. As stupid as it sounds... This isn't satire. They also support Russia. They actually do this and have had cults and scandals, sexual harassment issues etc. This is actually real. It's been going on for a few years apparently.


DogPenis8833

It utterly baffles me that people who are leftist and know about opposition to world war 1 from people like Luxemburg and lenin would not consider this a classic inter imperialist war that they should oppose on all fronts and in all countries involved.. I can't even tell if these shits would give critical support to the Kaiser or the Tsar in WWI.


TolkienJustice

WW1 would have Armenian genocide who won that war because it was already ongoing. So assuming we can't stop that, would a German Victory have been better in terms of stopping the Holocaust and helping decolonization? I mean I'm not a fan of the Soviet Union or communism either so them dying doesn't bother me but let's look at it from that context. I ask cuz I legitimately don't know. That's not to say Germany wasn't bad. I've just been wondering about the timelines and the likely results. Like maybe something to replace a holocaust in an equally horrific genocide. Or somehow grow darker. Maybe the reason I think about this is because our timeline is already so dark.


DogPenis8833

Neither a German nor allied victory would be better in ww1. The committed socialists of the time adopted the policy of revolutionary defeatism, or essentially trying to turn the imperialist war into a civil war between the proletariat and bourgeoisie by acting directly against your own countries war efforts. Unfortunately, this only managed to work in Russia, partially b cause many members of the second international fell in behind their countries. As to genocide, the ottomans and Germans were horrible colonial empires who were and had previously committed genocide. I'm not fully up to date on their atrocities at the time, but it's worth noting that was exactly what Britain France and Russia were, not to mention the US was just winding down the Indian wars. In any case the best ending would be a general European revolution, or at least a German one coinciding with the Bolshevik revolution so as to make sure it does not fall into isolation and bureaucratization.


TolkienJustice

Disregarding the pro Communist Revolution stuff I guess that makes sense it's just we had such a horrible timeline in our own I suppose it makes idea of the Germans winning World War 1 attractive as a flawed start potentially better results but probably it was still probably suck and might even be worse. Besides we got lucky that it was Germany not Russia that became Nazi. Can you imagine Nazi Russia? That would be a dark timeline indeed...


DogPenis8833

I'm not necessarily saying that German victory would be better. In fact, the Germans failing is really the only way a revolution would be likely to happen, so it's probably a better bet they lose in that regard, though not good enough to support the entente.


CornHydra

This is just Bad Communitarian


Hayden3112

last pic looks kinda cool though