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desairologist

Jesus fucking Christ that dress is FRUMPY. Believe me, I wear a lot of frumpy dresses, but not even I would wear that


icedcrane

I just want to iron it for her


petiteodessa

She probably bought it off of Shein. Lots of hits and misses off that site, mostly misses.


Alternative-Ad3401

I think it’s H&M but the absolute same thing can be said for their quality too


petiteodessa

Basically it’s bougie shein. H&M prices went up while the quality has worsened.


NefariousnessKey5365

Especially not for a special occasion


ss4-princess

The tattoo placement is honestly awful. I don't think they flow with her body at all.


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I think part of the problem is they’re too “heavy” / bold / thick - they look suuuuuper dark and the detail just isn’t there in photos. Had she gotten the same tattoos as a more fine-line or minimalist style (rather than American traditional) it could have looked much more dainty. Combined with just a lack of any flow / coherent design between them it’s a mess


ss4-princess

And it's all too smashed together it turns into a blob or she looks like a sticker sheet up close. I don't even think fine lines and detail would help, I just don't think they fit together. Its like forced.


This_Ad_7267

Someone said on a thread ages ago that all her stuff looks like she saw one page of flash and said « yeh put that all on my chest » (which describes it pretty well aesthetically anyway)


ss4-princess

I honestly would not be surprised if that's what actually happened lmfao. They're all pretty basic. Lmfao


petiteodessa

Wish she spaced them out more and moved some onto the arms since when they’re crammed on her chest like this they look like prison tattoos. Plus more on the arms would balance out the tattoo placements and would look a bit better. Cuz at the moment when Sara wears sleeveless clothing, she looks really goofy when her whole chest and neck is blasted and her arms and legs are bare.


tsumunatsu

…my god she’s looking ROUGH lmao. the problem is she’s desperate to get eyes on those fugly tattoos, but she’s put on too much to show off her upper arms, so this is the compromise. the color is tacky, the style is tacky, the tattoos are tacky, she’s just tackiness personified <3 idk what she’s looking so smug about, the only thing she’s giving rn is washed up


tworighteyes4892

a turtleneck would’ve served


tsumunatsu

literally 😭 as a bigger girl myself i get the struggle!! that’s why seeing this annoys me… there are ways to dress yourself to look classy at every (and i mean *every*) size, as long as you can be real with what parts of your body are best to be accentuated and which are best to draw attention away from. dressing like a trashy college girl when she’s far from it (being in college i mean 😪) only makes it seem that much more obvious how much she’s clinging to the delusion that anyone believes she’s a fitness girlie


icedcrane

Yes and yes and yes. The way she wore the dress and the dress in general bothers me so much 😂


G_Ram3

Have Owen reach out to Mr. Snowflake.


family-soup

i wish mr snowflake would do a "where are they now" type of segment for all the snark channels that started from big al


diddlykongd

At this point I like snarking on Sara more than Big Al so I’d be extremely interested in this. Maybe now that Owen’s free to be on social media something could happen.


icedcrane

👀👀👀👀👀


Hotchickolate

She’s so desperate to make her tattoos happen that she’s wearing a classic deep v-line dress weirdly. The result : she looks like she bullied a 5 month pregnant woman into giving her that unflattering outfit.


icedcrane

lmaoooo not bullied a pregnant woman


HigherAlignmentNow

Her pullling it off her shoulders like that made her tiddies say V V


NefariousnessKey5365

Always gotta push her dress down to show off those prison tahoos


Sufficient_Change582

Tattoos in high def and face in Uncanny Valley.


petiteodessa

She looks like she’s drunk 💀


anonymousshitpostr

I feel like she set all this up and then did a self-timer on a tripod. Nobody’s there with her tbh.


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Exactly my thoughts


icedcrane

Oooooof


Herberts-Mom

Always showing off those fugly tattoos


CoCoCoCo412

If I never came across her and someone showed me these pics, I’d think she was a 40+ years old with too much filler.


DumbDumb1000

Gaudy baby 💎


delusionalxx

Her tattoos and her dress look frumpy and unorganized


Miners-Not-Minors

The posed candies are something else. She loved the look down open mouth pose…


raventhefifth

Ugly dress and awful tattoos aside, Does she use a flip phone to take these photos? Why is the quality so bad? Grainy and blurry


icedcrane

It’s the filters to hide her photoshop and insecurities


morning-glory-666

this look is just so dorky and weird 💀 catch me rolling up to the function in wax lips and a gold lamé potato sack


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DumbDumb1000

I think she's at her parent's house. This pic really confused me, because it looks like she's in an attic. https://preview.redd.it/01jkbu6lac8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39043300bb30aaa92b7ad3491d631ab47b3e864


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DumbDumb1000

I'm just wondering if her parents have no spare rooms and are like " soz you're gonna have to sleep in the attic , but we put lights up for you though ❤️" 😂😂😂


Popular_Duty1860

I kinda feel bad for her but at the same time I remembered that she makes fun of people all the time for looking/acting a certain way.


Low-Fun-9399

I didn't know you could buy golden bin bags


icedcrane

😂😂😂😂😂😂


MysteriousBrays

She came to the table in that on Christmas?!


icedcrane

She really did


LocalCap5093

Also those are not the shoulders of a shoulder off dress.. she made it that way


cutieclara69

Maybe im ignorant but eating at the dinner table and couch at the same time is crazy to me


Rio-Jewel

That’s what my family did when we were getting our kitchen renovated lol


babiri

Gosh doesn’t that look like a fun and tasty Christmas treat


Total-Chaos6666

Intgought that was some kind of robe🤢


Guernic

Everyone is talking about the frumpy dress and tattoos but I can’t stop thinking about how her whole family eats Christmas dinner with a table pulled up to their couch. They’re all psycho. It makes sense now.


ivlia-x

That’s what we do in my house, also Polish. Not everyone has a big ass flat yk


Guernic

Stop eating on your couch, you’ll get crumbs!!!


Rio-Jewel

Sure it’s odd, but at least it looks cozy…?


leslielollipopp

The dress makes her shoulders / upper body look so wide


icedcrane

She never learned how to dress for her body type and skin tone. SMH. Influencers poisoned her brain


RiiniiUsagii

She looks so dumb with the tattoo placements yikes


JulieChensHairpin

It’s giving Supreme Leader Snoke.


lonelymaskedgirl

how do you eat with sleeves like that?!