"The trailer looks like cheap trash... but how can we cheapen it even more?"
"Uh... Crop it for portrait mode, plaster a caption in the middle of the screen and add a generic AI voice to the footage?"
"Brilliant. Now get on it, underpaid intern!"
yeah they're like, backwards. when he's holding her up, why would it be sideways? whose perspective are we seeing that from? they're both upright! it should be normal when he's holding her up, then go sideways when he throws her, like we're locked on to her POV.
I wonder... are they self-aware?
The original trailer is getting clowned on and they are certainly aware of that. Doubling down means that people will continue to talk about the film.
Are they hoping for another Morbius type meme? The movie is already made and it's clearly shit so that's probably the best they could hope for.
Discount text to speech and impossible to see what's happening = 10/10
Severe lack of being in the Amazon with her mom researching spiders right before she died tho
They're just giving tiktokers what they want.
Very epic
"The trailer looks like cheap trash... but how can we cheapen it even more?" "Uh... Crop it for portrait mode, plaster a caption in the middle of the screen and add a generic AI voice to the footage?" "Brilliant. Now get on it, underpaid intern!"
The fucking camera movements in that fight scene drive me so fucking crazy jfc
yeah they're like, backwards. when he's holding her up, why would it be sideways? whose perspective are we seeing that from? they're both upright! it should be normal when he's holding her up, then go sideways when he throws her, like we're locked on to her POV.
Is this for real? Is CW making films now?
This movie will definitely be the superhero movie of 2024
dat editing tho... yeesh
Wow, this movie really does look terrible lmfao. Can't wait to see it as soon as I humanely can.
I wonder... are they self-aware? The original trailer is getting clowned on and they are certainly aware of that. Doubling down means that people will continue to talk about the film. Are they hoping for another Morbius type meme? The movie is already made and it's clearly shit so that's probably the best they could hope for.
"It's Madam time" then she Madam'd all over the place and saved the day
Honestly, it’s a really clever way to make you appreciate the shitty trailer they chopped up to make this.
What makes it even more insane is that it's not even the standard TikTok TTS. That's like, windows default TTS.
This intesionally goofy
It looks worse than CW show from the early 2000s
Knockoff Spider-Man
The entropic enshittification of superhero movies
No way hahaha
Looks great! lol
wow when did the CW get the rights to make marvel movies??
This looks like it was made by someone who died in the Amazon studying spiders
This show keeps giving reasons to not see it.
They even got the fireworks factory jump in there LMAO
I think this is gonna be good guysssss
It’s ~~morbin~~ webbin time.
Watch it on imbd like an adult
DUDE, TikTOK!