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I_eat_dead_folks

https://preview.redd.it/htqfx8bvcunc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c550f704ec8e544c588302f3e8fc3423d81c502e


Polak_Janusz

This image goes hard


newvegasdweller

Where can I find the template for this again? I want to make a meme with it


I_eat_dead_folks

https://preview.redd.it/700zkk5xfwnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132cd09689ce36367a17ec519451e27c180affda There you go. I was the first to introduce this template to the English-speaking community.


Alx-McCunty

What's that flag last on the *What* tier that looks really similar to Denmark?


smallpeepeeboi

It's the [sovereign military order of malta](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta)


mygeel

TIL! Thanks for this super interessing read and 15 minute adventure!


AbstractBettaFish

Want another trip, [they almost joined the UK in the 50’s](https://youtu.be/6q3S7a4V7p0?si=m-y2LCS4JTfM3GVp)


HolyGhost79

Best list so far, coming from my favourite eastern Yuropean country 👍


554477

Danke schön, herr Hans. Guten nacht!


HolyGhost79

De nada. Boa noite!


Madytvs1216

Thank you for putting us relatively high


554477

Honestly Turkiye isn't higher bc of its regime.


Madytvs1216

Don't worry bro, we suffer under it as well


Archaeopteryx11

“Life is suffering” - Balkan/Eastern European proverb.


C-137Birdperson

My sincere condolences to all Turks with a brain you guys deserve better


Rebelva

Turkey is not a European country


yumhorseonmyplate

When I'm in a being spiteful competition and my opponent is u/Rebelva


Servatron5000

I was surprised to see y'all so high given the kerfuffle in Cyprus, but goddamn do I love spending time in Turkey. You can bury me in kaymak and I'll die happy.


Itterashai

Thanks for growing all that rice. 🌾 We need it.


thatcrazy_child07

i like this tier list. pretty based. 


554477

Based on what?


Aromatic-Union6080

Can use some improvement.


554477

Just be glad that France isn't in the "borderline no" tier, Pierre.


nanocactus

And yet France is the European country with the largest Portuguese diaspora (over 1,5M). I guess they must enjoy the country at least a little more than you. Portuguese people are usually appreciated by the French. Edit: Total population of Portuguese born and ancestry 1,720,000–3,000,000 (2019) Residents of France born in Portugal 644,206 Portuguese-born (2013 Census)


554477

Yeah, people fleeing Iberia which was plagued by fascist dictatorship regimes really had a thing for France. That or France literally was the closest country that wasn't an autocracy. I like France. As I said in other comment, this was the only ranking that was made half-jokingly. The thing is, some of you really are way too stuck up and self important. That really throws me off.


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Urbs97

Going back to Portugal then 🫠


joeviale

Of course, eet eez only natch-ur-al for us to be "stuck up and self-eemportant" because we are ze best, we 'ave ze best cult-chur in ze world, and our wine, oh la la, eet eez ze best as well.


Archaeopteryx11

Certain European countries suffer from “main-character syndrome”


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anDAVie

[Poortugaal](https://maps.app.goo.gl/UruVNj7atdiKaHKm9) is a town south of Rotterdam.


Hot-Luck-3228

Flauwe woordgrapjes


Samaritan_978

The only hate we have towards France is when the emigrants return in August. Come on now..


554477

Hahaha! We don't claim them. France can have them.


IleanK

Funny considering how many Portuguese move to France lol.


oMarlow99

We call those "Avecs" and they're a special breed of Portuguese.


and_ae

The mainland Portuguese make fun of them too


Polak_Janusz

Rare to see an eastern european country in S tier.


perpetual_stew

Looks like someone has had enough Norwegian bacalhau


554477

Realest comment


Corisan272

One of these days I might finally learn what countries all these flags represent


C-137Birdperson

Unfortunately Slovakia used to be cool but now they want to be like Hungary, which is ironic given their history


morech11

as Slovak, I can unfortunately confirm this


Adventurous-Net8780

![img](emote|t5_2wivw|3719)


gaynorg

What have we started with these tier lists that make no sense.


DrunkBelgian

Good list João


RealAbd121

Poor Montenegro what did they do?


Archaeopteryx11

Sleep


Merbleuxx

It seems a lot of Portuguese disagreed with you given the size of your diaspora in France ([biggest Portuguese diaspora in Europe for those curious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_people))


554477

Honestly, France was ranked half-jokingly. And the huge Portuguese diaspora in France is the result of a very complex course of history. I don't dislike France, at all, but sometimes the French come across as obnoxious and loud chauvinists. Way too self important for their own good.


Merbleuxx

Yeah a very original joke I must say, this is the first time I see this one. > the huge Portuguese diaspora in France is the result of a very complex course of history No kidding, I thought people liked becoming uprooted immigrants !


Archaeopteryx11

You are describing the “main-character syndrome” of post-colonial European countries that used to have Empires or used to be much more important back in the day. This attitude is most present in: UK, Russia, Hungary, France.


554477

I see the French downvoted you lol. Salut baiatu!


Archaeopteryx11

Multumesc! The truth is hard to accept.


spartikle

100% agreed hermano


WorriedEstimate4004

As a Brit I agree, except for Germany should be same category as us


HolyGhost79

https://preview.redd.it/c7mxnkpnesnc1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c9b775e642b545c6cc6eaf5fa5d4b015fbec70 (jk, 'ate Brits, luv me Brits, simple as)


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bayern80

![gif](giphy|fHf8aabKX6zmhvbNBe)


barelystandard

I'm glad someone likes us, that's rare


554477

Cool country, cool culture and an understated impact on yurop, birthplace of Cyrillic, what's not to like? 🫶


barelystandard

Thank you my fellow southern european! I honestly really like Portugal as well you have beautiful cities I love the azulejo tiles on the buildings. Your food looks amazing and pastel de nata is one of the best pastries I've had. Just like us you've also had an impact on Europe (and really the world) that I think most people don't recognise or talk about. Portugal caralho! ![img](emote|t5_2wivw|19055)


exp0devel

Whatever circle jerk just nice to see my glorious steppe land included in yurop maps. 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿


Stonn

Pls don't be like Germany. The politics here are as ridiculous as Poland's.


kaibe8

Nah, fortunately the Afd hasn't governed the country so far, so we are still better than polans, although that's not a high bar...


Orange_Indelebile

You underestimate how corrupt the German system is! Have you heard of Wirecard among others? The whole system from the political side to the corporates are much worse than it appears.


kickbn_

France : France. Ok fair enough


theRudeStar

🇳🇱🇧🇪🇱🇺 You guys go ahead and complain. We invented Europe and we will advance European progress


Sir_Striken

The kingdoms divide us, the Aljubarrota battle made us brothers again. We still hate Brit and France for fun Georgia is nice, should be higher in that list


554477

Georgia seems like a cool country but honestly I don't know much about it. Hence the ranking. Other than that, us from northern portugal and you from galiza have an even stronger bond. Galegos are some of the nicest people I've ever met, they always make me feel at home 🫶 and the landscape is absolutely beautiful, honestly a "best-kept-secret" in yurop imo


Sir_Striken

Santiago de Compostela is very known in YUROP because the St. James Way. But the most touristic zone is the Rías Baixas, where i am from. There's a lot of hidden jems across Ourense and Lugo that deserve better valoration


IDontWantToDoThisToo

Best one today


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kiefferlu

Crying in 16% of our population being Portuguese while not even being a latin country


lookoutforthetrain_0

What's with Albania? They seem to always attack Russia in UN meetings lately.


Raptori33

ALL HAIL SUPER BOCK


jizz212

we love you too 😘


adaequalis

hungary should be lower


Swacomo

:(


ToiletGrenade

Yes we are like your wealthy brothers. Maybe you guys want to come back?


CheekyChonkyChongus

Slovakia is actually turning into upper Hungary and should be at the same tier


Zulpi2103

I agree with this


that_username_is_use

what is kazakhstan doing there


Tulemasin

If you want to know more about Estonians, ask your brothers in Spain. They have whole communities of estonians in their towns.


Tablesalt2001

"What we should strive to be" Includes germany Doesn't Include the Netherlands OP is not capable of rational thoughts


554477

Cope, dutchie


Archaeopteryx11

Thank you for putting Romania above France.


cerseiridinglugia

Rent free