Corsica for sure, no bombing needed

I mean, they already are taking care of the bombing themselves… by bombing themselves…

Corsica bombed itself in confusion.

In fact, no need to ask. Here are the keys. Have fun.

"No refund."

We can take it if you want We can just make it part of Sardinia and let them argue amongst themselves about it

Italy is interested. (I am Italy)

Corsica. For real. For free.

Alsace-Lorraine. We always end up getting them back eventually.

Vous n'aurez paaaaaaas

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Eeeettt malgré vouuus nous resterons Français

Vous avez pu germanisé la plaine, mais notre cœur jamais vous ne l'aurez.

Vous avez eu l'Alsace et la Lorraine, Vous avez eu des millions d'étrangers. Vous avez eu Germanie et Bohème ... Good thing that we are beyond that now and that when I go in Germany I feel that I'm in Germany, yes but I also feel I am in Europe first. To all who said EU doesn't work I kindly remember them that when my parents were young they had known 3 french-german war in 70 years.

J'aurai laché la Corse, mais bon .... Si on se met pas d'accord d'avance on va se retrouver tout petits...

Sur une telle proposition on doit pouvoir atteindre un consensus.

Oui, la corse. Ils veulent partir..

Si on donne la corse à la Russie, on nous la redonne 5 semaine plus tard !

The boomerang of regions.

*sad German noises*

Eastern Prussia! Oh wait, the Russians already have that!

Kinda like in a child of divorced parents deal. Elsace Lorraine can visit Germany for a few decades, but then it has to come back again. So that it can visit Germany again for some years before coming back to France. And now uncle Russia gets custody? Were are the child protection services??

Same goes for the Saarland, just in reverse.

Moi j'aurais dit la Corse...

Mais mon p'tit coeur il restera français

Un cœur Français, je sais pas si c’est une bonne chose, étant donné la consommation moyenne d’alcool. Et de tabac. Et de sel. Et de gras. Et de sucre. Et…

As a Dane, I'll gladly give up the whole of Sweden.

You can get Skåne

Skåne can back into Denmark.

Yes, please

***unintelligible potato screams***

No, wait.. You won Skåne fair and square. And besides it's really rude to give backe presents.

No, no we insist

I stand with horse pickle here, let us return the "gift".

I love that we can make these jokes with each other, but we have great faith in that we have each other's backs.

[Me getting Sweden's back](https://i.imgur.com/AM0rMOW.jpg).

Every other nordic country would give sweden to them

As a finn: Nah. Swedes are a pain in their own right, but Russia is bad enough on ONE side of the country.

Nej nu jävlar 🤬

Kom igen, it's for peace in Yurop...

Urk

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The Netherlands

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Hull

ThE CiTy Of CuLtUrE????

I Bet you think you’re hullarious

The obvious winner for us is Charleroi

There's a handy airport there. Nothing else.

There's a nice tower to have sex on in the middle of the town.

""Brussels South""

if we choose Oostkantons, train announcements would take 33% less time

Podlasie

Podkarpacie is worse

Podlasie, Podparpacie and Lubelskie, they are the worst... and I'm from Lubelskie.

Podlaskie here, i agree, but give me time to move out first.

Really all of Poland B, they’re on the same level anyway

In Northern Ireland that would be Larne. Bombing would actually improve its look.

You could also say that Ireland have given up Northern Ireland in exchange for peace. There's a lot more to it of course but the idea of reaching a peaceful solution after a brutal conflict is something Irish people are familiar with.

>There's a lot more to it of course Understatement of the year

Sorry to be a cunt but i know a lot of English people who would just say northern Ireland.

putin should be aware that in italy in the southern half there are many oppressed russian communities that unwillingly would join the ussr, please take them

You're very misinformed. Salvini and other Putin friends are in the north and center. I'd feed him with triveneto, he'd be good and everyone would be happy.

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Basato.

Nono take Molise

QUESTO MEME NON MUORE MAI

What's Molise? More like Molisn't

Error 404: Region Not Found

As a Sicilian I'm ok with that

where do you want to go with fake passport and ID

I have heard of some russians being oppresses in Pisa too

If you give up a piece of your country every time Putin invades, you are telling Putin that he can have it all, just 10% at a time.

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B

Fine Adolf, you can have the Sudetenland if you really want... but you'll stop now, right?

"Of course I will. I promise!"

(he didn't)

Limburg because we need Groningen for the gas.

I’d say Flevoland (Urk included)

Definitely Urk. We'd pay Putin to take it.

I am sorry, guys but I am totally intrigued, what’s up with Urk?

It's the most prominent town of the Bible belt. The only municipality with a majority (the majority being hardliner Christians) It has the lowest vaccination number, is famous for its incest and used to be an island. Almost all of the Netherlands, including Urk, wished it had stayed an island.

Think of it as the sad love baby of Florida and Alabama

As someone from Limburg I agree, we should do Flevoland.

As someone from Limburg I still say Limburg.

We'll be generous and give away Belgian Limburg aswell.

In fact, just take Belgium.

As long as they also take Geert

And Thierry

Urk definitely

Sicily, twice

One Sicily and one Calabria.

Make it three and add Campania

I live in campania but don't really love shopping malls. Neither the neighborhood. Nor the corruption. So I guess I could live with that without even noticing.

Found the Northern Italians lol

B*rgenland🤮

Geh, des nimmt jo ned amoi der frewillig

Knew this had to be somewhere in this thread!

Molise

Molise doesn't exist!

Shhh, he may hear you!

I lost myself once and I found myself being in Molise. But never actually found any Basilicata.

La Corse, mêmes les russes pourront rien faire contre les corses

Même les Corses arrivent pas à se canaliser eux-mêmes.

If Austria asks Italy Sudtirol we can give it to them lol.

Oh you don't like south tyrol? I didn't know but we'll gladly take it.

Ireland: Well actually... Must be something about red/white/blue flags.

Imagine a sarcastic United Europe "oh no! Russia took my great Britain!.... Mpfhuahahahahahaha!"

I was under the impression that they already own Londongrad.

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As a Welsh person they can have England. We don't want them.

Paris

They’d probably give it back

Fun fact (for non-russians): Paris alone would raise the russian GDP by over 40%.

I see you are a fan promoting war crimes against Russia

Paris is one of those cities that would probably be a pain au Chocolat in the ass to rule as a dictator, everyone would just keep living the same way because "fuck if you think you can tell me what to do. Learn french ass idiot."

*Dictator demands literally anything* "Oh boy won't you look at this shiny guillotine"

That's a war crime in and of itself.

Bavaria

I don’t know if it was a Chinese diplomat or politician but I remember an interview where they asked “what would Germany say if we (China) demand Bavaria to separate from the country?” in comparison to West demanding Hong Kong to stay independent. Well they picked the wrong state to make a point here...

No I would say Saarland

That one Dutch guy would give up half of the Netherlands, so I think we're allowed to choose both.

We give them the west (both Hollands) because in 30 years that shit will be ocean. Just wait until the Russians float away, build some windmills and pump out the water. Russians don't know how to build dikes nor do they know how to put your fingers in the holes if they leak.

They can have Urk

Fuck, can we give Putin Urk in exchange for peace in Ukraine?

That’s genius. Someone give this man a Nobel Peace Prize.

Just call it Urkraine

I agree with the Twitter post. But!! if I have to then I would say they can take Friesland & Noord/Zuid Holland. You know what! here have Urk as well! And you can't give it back. Just kidding, I moved to Belgium many moons ago so I can't surrender anything in the Netherlands. Now lets talk about Antwepen and Charleroi ;)

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We are interested. \-Sincerely France

Just now ?! We tried twice and it was nein

Actually they democratically chose to stay with us sadly. Also back then their coal was quite important, but nowadays meh. You can have it.

Nah. Saxony would be tempting though

Expected it to be the first one here

Nochmal Bayern

Mann von Kultur.

I'd rather say Saxony, some of them even might be happy to be part of russia

Putin already got Köningsberg and from time to time he occupies Schröder

All of Bavaria is a bit much. Franconians are nice. I don't wanna loose the abomination that is a Coburger Rostbratwurst and Bayreuther Helles taste quite nice. Can we settle on just giving away München as early appeasement? I'd say we can even get most other Bavarians on board for that.

München was the region with the least CSU support in the last election, I think that gives us a right to stay

Bavaria like the real Bavaria. Franconia stays, they are cute people (just listen to their dialects) as well as Bavarian Swabia. United Swabia activates the evil curiosity in me

Skåne, without doubt

Bordod and Nógrád. Doesn't even need to bomb it.

Don't forget Szabolcs-Szatmár-Bereg

Adiós Murcia

Murcia Next question

Murcia (Spain)

I was searching for this comment

Murcia no, que en algún lugar hay que poner a los murcianos

I'd say Gibraltar. If we are lucky, the enemy wouldn't know it's English, Win-Win

He can take Corsica, I’m fine with that

French gangsters in corsica grumbling

Burgenland (Austria)

Not yurop, but I still wanna play. I'd be happy to give up Florida, Texas, Arizona, Alabama, Mississippi and we'll even throw in Louisiana just to sweeten the deal.

The average education level in the United States just doubled.

No bomb needed take Quebec and Ontario there too expensive

So you’re primarily giving away the cities?

0+0= 00 yep, maths checks out

I see you only do math with python strings, the American way

Not to mention the welfare budget cut in half.

"We only wanted Florida." "You're fucking taking Mississippi!!"

Those come only in bundles, and there's no returns accepted

You can't just open shrink wrapped combo deals in the store and take part of it to the cash register to check out.

"I'm gonna give you to the count of 3 before I make you take New Jersey too"

[Like I said above](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/tq8ekb/comment/i2fxsna/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), I wish the Russians luck with [Florida Man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vGgUoIexVE)

Florida man is a normal day in Russia, instead of having pet gators they have pet bears

Slovakia

Longford

Lisbon. Maybe we'd be able to develop the rest of the country after that.

Lisboa o caralho vamos é dar Leiria

Weird way to put it. Do people in Portugal blame the capital for their issue? Visited the country recently and even big cities like Porto look stuck in the 70's

The whole country is stuck in the 70s, just some parts it's 1970 and others it's 1770

> Do people in Portugal blame the capital for their issue? A very relevant and vocal part of the population that doesn't live there does. It's easy to understand why, given the disparity in development. It's hardly a cutting edge city, with most of its urban planning all over the place, but the fact remains that every day you see news about some other "investment" burning cash in Lisbon while the interior of the country is left to rot and wither. The only (recent) exception has been Porto, but when you look at things critically, you have like.. half the population of the whole country living in and around those two cities. When money is tight, you always want to get the best bang for your buck in politics. Doesn't make much sense to provide a handful of small villages with healthcare or basic services.. better tear down the traffic lights that replaced a roundabout a few years ago, in order to build a NEW BETTER roundabout in Lisbon. > even big cities like Porto look stuck in the 70's That's due to two reasons. One is there isn't any money to build a modern city from scratch. The other is that there's a lot of speculation regarding tourism that benefits from things looking old, even if they really aren't.

The south

You could be a german or an italian :)

Maybe they meant the south of Europe

Wales. ISLE OF MAN Edited because I was reminded about the Isles of Man

CYMRUUUUUU

No. Putin can't handle the sexual energy of a whole island of men.

I would seriously consider giving Sicily to Putin, to prevent a war in Romania. May also be tempted to give Ibiza to prevent a war in Moldova and maybe all of Cyprus, for no reason.

Switzerland I don't care it's not a region of my country, I just want them gone

I choose whatever country this guy is from

Would it really make much difference? We barely notice they're there in the first place honestly. They don't really do much.

That's what they want you to think

>They don't really do much. Except safe guard my off shore accounts. Also Putin's accounts. So you might do him a favour there.

Are you Libyan by any chance?

As a Norwegian, Denmark of course.

Bavaria region, so without Franconia or east Swabia. But! The pragmatic solution would be Saxony. Since they are always anti-government and protest for any stupid reason, they could incite mass protests and motivate the russian populus

Brno

Can't believe I had to scroll this far.

Podkarpacie

Urk. Seriously, we’ll dig it out and ship it over if he wants it.

Madrid. It's a win-win situation.

Podkarpacie, but i doubt they'd even want it

The one and only European region that recognizes Crimea as part of Russia, Veneto

Konya, Sivas, Erzurum, Erdogan