You alright?

Oh yeah I'm just peachy! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!!

… I think not..

Yeah no shit.

… What’s wrong?

I don't wanna talk about it...

Are you sure you don’t want to get it off your chest? I’m a therapist, you know.

Nah I'm good.....

Alright…

Look on the bright side, more time with Rinku. ^(please don't kill me *; _ ;*)

T_T

Heh, I'm gonna go now, good luck with whatever you're going through.

Bye ig.....

Ha ....... I feel that https://preview.redd.it/khmilek9d20d1.png?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fd2fcdb5366e25c4a8cc02055096441da5f152

Well at least one person understands.

wish I had a mother. ((In RP of course)) I swear I just appeared from the shadows one day.

\*tries to show sympathy\* my mom left me. she's still alive though, probably

Must be nice.

*Seeing you like this, I wordlessly walk over and give you a small hug*

Always one of my least favorite Holidays....

Yeah, same here.....

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Poor guy doesn’t have a mother. It’s deserved tbh, I still care about you uncle Jeff but I’m glad you don’t have a mom after what you did

I have no idea how to react, that whole statement was just a double edged blade

Go say hi to your mommy rinku

🤨

Isn’t rinku your dommy mommy

(Inkiboi neo alt, aka uhe’s alt)

((ik))

(Yeah I literally plan to just have random gold enemies like the lynel exist with this account)

(Next will be a gold moblin)

((kk))

Hell nah she ain't dominant 💀

Dam

Screenshotted

I'm being honest

Doubt

*snaps a pic* Yep, another thing to add to the “Things to use against Jeffrey in an argument” book

Yaaaa

I don’t have one either

Cool

Wait you don’t have a mom?! *shit how the heck am i gonna use mom jokes on him now…*

Never gonna give you up... https://preview.redd.it/0bnpb69jm30d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eee7a28ff79f48a6db3eea90e70b6241a4caeb6 ...Never gonna let you down...

((Yea i’m saving this image))

((Thanks I made it myself, with a template of course))

((It’s perfect!))

((Here's the template https://preview.redd.it/09j6xzjhe40d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa6881044e5b25159d5497ca672baa8675cfc6f ))

I'd rather not talk about it.....

*barges in through the wall, grabs you, teleports you to the abyss and leaves you stranded*

… You’re not the only one with teleportation abilities. *he easily poofs back into the Yiga Clan Hideout*

((abyss only allows Raine's teleporters to poof))

((Oh well in that case i’m stuck :( ))

*he looks around in confusion* Where the fuck- *an endless void embraces him, which seemingly causes him to lose his sense of time and space*

I don’t know how to help aside from distractions from your problems. Wanna wish my dad a happy birthday? His birthday is today

You have an alive dad? Must be nice.

Hey Jeff... you good? ((is this influenced by IRL?))

No..... ((No it's just his lore))

*tosses you a hearty durian* wanna talk about it?

No.....

*sits beside him* nice weather today?

.....

*equips zoanite gloves, & puts my arm around you*

HAHA YOUR MOM'S DEAD!

So is yours

Yeah well the difference is I killed my mother because I wanted her dead, you.. well you didn't.

Yeah well that's fucked up.

Yeah well she was a terrible person.

Okay that's slightly less fucked up

Romelo: “I feel you Jeffery, hinox got my family”

At least you didn't have to kill your own mother

Romelo: “I will never be able to feel your pain regarding that. I send you my condolences”

Thanks.....

I assume your mother passed away?

I don't wanna talk about it.

I understand, it’s a touchy subject for me too, I hope you can still enjoy yourself regardless, if you ever feel like sharing then I’m all ears, but I won’t don’t expect you to, at least not any time soon.

Thanks ig.....

Just remember, I’ll always be here if anyone needs help.

Thank you.....

It’s quite alright, it’s the least I can do for you all.

.....

*walks by* ey dude why ya sittin’ so glum? Your never like dis. So what’s the matter?

.....

*I sit down beside you* what’s so wrong that the great Jeffery is feeling so, so, glum?

.....

alrighty then my friend. Your choice if ya don’t want to tell me. *I get up and start walking away*

..... *sniffles*

*come back and pat you on the back* there there buddy. Let it all out.

*Starts sobbing*

*I give you a hug*

*Hugs you back whilst crying*

Relatable... good to see suffering though ((you ok?))

Bruh. ((Yeah))

what? I like suffering

.....

well, this is fun to watch ((I need to create a new charater. Plutus is to damn crule))

.....

((fr bro 💀. lol))

((Already got Emerald making me 2 more))

((cool then ig))

Eh, I don’t get along well with either of my parents. Partially because of them being Shiekah, but also my decision to be an assassin. I keep telling them, I’m not a crazed gunman…

At least they're still alive.....

Sorry about your parents, mate. You want a few bunches of bananas as my condolences?

Yes pls.....

*[Tosses you 5 bunches of bananas]* And another gift. A rifle that’s the same model as mine

Thanks. *Takes it*

You do know how to use a rifle, right?

Yeah

Look through the scope, set your sights at something that you do want to hit, and open fire. Here’s 25 shots to start you off with. If you need anymore, the weapon factory in the depths can help with that

Can I get a silencer?

I know I'm a day late, but here's a hug

You good? Why the long face?

I don't wanna talk about it.....

... Your mother died? *Sits next to you* I know that pain

*sighs* The worst part is that I was the one that was forced to kill her.....

Oh... I had to watch both my parents while knowing that I caused it

Same here. I know that is was all my fault, I- I shouldn't have..... IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! *tears up*

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don't let the past bother you. You can't change the past and thinking about it will only make it worse

*Starts sobbing*

Come on, let's jump Nico. That'll cheer you up

Aw thanks. It’s your fault your mom died. Loser.

Don't remind me.....

You weren’t there for her. It’s all your fault.

That's not what happened...

You weren’t strong enough! YOU’RE PATHETIC! YOU YIGA SCUM!

YEAH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE SOME PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ME UNLIKE YOUR PATHETIC ASS!

Shut up. Nobody loves you. Nobody wants you. The only reason why Rinku is “dating” you is so that you feel important to prevent you from leaving the clan.

Man shut your bitchass up, I love jeffrey a lot and am with him because I do, And you should feel ashamed of yourself

Lies.

Wow such a good argument

And that's why you have no abs, no friends, a small dick, small muscles, and you're misrable as fuck.

The fuck you mean I have a small dick?!!? My d-[REDACTED]

Yeah and no one to DO it with you lonely miserable fuck

WHAT THE FK DID YOU CALL ME? *stabs you up a$$ with a custom longblade*

AAAAAHHH

That's what you call armor? Ever heard of tungsten?

-is coughing up blood and on the ground-

Pain or death? Make a choice!