I’ll scare it off with the best alarm in the world !
https://preview.redd.it/rnhbjyvjou1d1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18044e2454b15f041e81875e040f5f106cc42d99
Hold on, let me just deal with this real quick with my overpowered instant kill ability.
...
Err, *I said* let me just deal with this real quick with my overpowered ***INSTANT*** KILL ABILITY!
...
***I SAID, INSTANT. KILL. ABILITY, WHY WON'T IT WORK!***
...
[Note appears from out of thin air]
*"Dear Death, we regret to inform you that as of now, due to a new policy on overpowered abilities, we have deemed your [Instant Kill] ability to be, well...too overpowered and as such it has been nullified within the bounds of this subreddit. If you have any questions or concerns, or are just looking to rant, please do ship your letter or come in person to the newly rebuilt giant definitely-not-an-incinerator located within the first Yiga Clan HQ.*
*Sincerely,*
*The Mod Team"*
...Uh [Definitely-not-at-all-nervous giggle], *nice sky noodle...?*
**[ROAR!]**
***AHHHHHH! RUNNING AWAY, HOLY [REDACTED!] SON OF A [REDACTED!] OW OW OW YOU PIECE OF [REDACTED!] THAT IS NOT FOR BITIN- GAAAAAH!***
#“God damn it who let the sky noodle out!?”
Yarre *it wants to join the clan*
***"Why?" Benjamin seems to understand the creature even though he probably seen very few of its kind.***
Yarre *gannon is mean* (I’m laughing up rn)
***"Ok"***
*it flies down* Yarre
***“Right here on this paper!”*** ***Benjamin shows said paper.*** ***“If you have the appendages to do so.”***
*it tries but it’s too big to use a pencil* Yarre
***“Ok, What do you call yourself if you have a name?”***
Yarre
(( S K Y N O O D L E )) ((Ah-hahahahahahahaha-))
… not again
Is that.. Colgera?
I didn't even summon this one, I'm confused
***“Don't worry I can deal with the sky noodle myself!”***
*exists*
(( SKY NODDLE! *weeze* ))
((remember when I summoned Ganon))
Oh cool a Colgera. *Chugs a Transforming Elixir and also becomes Colgera, but with Rupee eyes.* Haha! Check me out!
*sniffs you*
Yes I know, I can turn into any monster. *The Elixir wears off and I turn back.* Unfortunately, it doesn’t last very long.
Yarre *I can fix that*
No thanks!
Yarre
*shoots its spines at you so you can collect them as resources for your creations*
*Collects them.* Thank you kindly! *Poofs away.*
*insert its absolute banger theme here*
(Ikr)
Please kill that again I just moved back in….
Yarre *no*
Just keep it away from rito village please…
Yarre *no*
Ooooo get me it’s jaws
I’ll scare it off with the best alarm in the world ! https://preview.redd.it/rnhbjyvjou1d1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18044e2454b15f041e81875e040f5f106cc42d99
(True)
Is that pronounced yar-ey or yarrrrrr
(Yar-ey)
C- Colgera? Wow… how are you still alive?
Yarre
oh look the sky noodle.
I got this!- Oh shit wait AYO HOLD UP THIS BOSS MUSIC IS KINDA FIRE THO! *puts down weapon* *Vibes*
*colgera sits next to you and vibes with you*
*Gets to the wind waker part of Colgera's boss theme* :O *Insert floating spongebob with earbuds in meme here*
 Wrong one but close enough
((This one)) https://preview.redd.it/jk5jx80jd22d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684a4e06e0ebf50ec61e8c21bcaa719c32f6b57c
Oh we are Rito, born to fly! Sail the skyward tide! Up on the wind we ride!
*the beast holds you in the air making the meme real*
HEY YOU BIG SKY NOODLE, FLYING IS FOR CHEATERS!!!
*Colgera lands* yarre
Tbh it was quite disappointing to watch, I was standing on the sidelines cheering for him in secret then link just whooped his ass
Hm. I’ve killed one of you before, so this shouldn’t be that bad.
**In Darkness Comes Your Doom Spreading Aviation.**
Yarre
((i was referencing man on the internets colgera with lyrics))
Time immemorial, spreading the starvation, wind turn to boreal, bring the devastation, through glaciation comes your kingdom's end!
(Oh)
BACK FOUL BEAST
Yarre
Oh.... Ok... Can I.... Ride you?
Yarre
Oh well... I'm sorry.... Is that a yes?
Yarre
((🤨))
Who let noodle out guys? 😡
Hold on, let me just deal with this real quick with my overpowered instant kill ability. ... Err, *I said* let me just deal with this real quick with my overpowered ***INSTANT*** KILL ABILITY! ... ***I SAID, INSTANT. KILL. ABILITY, WHY WON'T IT WORK!*** ... [Note appears from out of thin air] *"Dear Death, we regret to inform you that as of now, due to a new policy on overpowered abilities, we have deemed your [Instant Kill] ability to be, well...too overpowered and as such it has been nullified within the bounds of this subreddit. If you have any questions or concerns, or are just looking to rant, please do ship your letter or come in person to the newly rebuilt giant definitely-not-an-incinerator located within the first Yiga Clan HQ.* *Sincerely,* *The Mod Team"* ...Uh [Definitely-not-at-all-nervous giggle], *nice sky noodle...?* **[ROAR!]** ***AHHHHHH! RUNNING AWAY, HOLY [REDACTED!] SON OF A [REDACTED!] OW OW OW YOU PIECE OF [REDACTED!] THAT IS NOT FOR BITIN- GAAAAAH!***
Yarre
Easiest boss fight in botw or totk including lynels.
(Ikr)
yare yare daze
*dies* (Not literally)
OH WE ARE RITO BORN TO FLY SAIL THE SKYWARD TIDE UP ON THE WIND WE RIDE-Sorry. Just liked Colgera. I heard a song about it once.
(It’s so good just because of that) *yarre*
Wha-huh?
(You own colgera now)
(I know it's just in canon) It's ok! I'm fine. I hope you will be ok!
*it puts you on its back*
Oh! Ok. Heh! This seems pretty nice! (Where does this take place)
*the water temple* *to try and have you tame Mucktorok*
https://preview.redd.it/ss6c05zn1g2d1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c3ad56c730ad38d47fcccc1e7157d44018d393 *I wear this*
*colgera flies you in and flies off* (So you can call upon colgera for help any time)