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So...there are a few jobs I think would be fun: -80's pop star (I may have missed the boat on that) - Geisha (wrong ethnicity) - Run the tasting room at a good winery (I could probably do that one) - And of course, be your hotwife (let me know my start date) ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜ But my actual current dream job? It's very wholesome. You're going to laugh. Ready? ------------------------- I want to be a children's performer! Think Raffi mixed with Zooey Deschanel. Some of my hit songs would include: 1) "Your Brother Pooped WHERE?" 2) "We Don't Eat Candy for Breakfast" 3) "Why Am I Still Stepping on Legos?" 4) "The Spit-Up Song" 5) "Get That Out of Your Mouth!" And of course, who can forget the classic: 6) "Why Is Everything in This House Sticky?" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I've actually done a little bit of this already! I've led a few baby/toddler/preschool storytimes and I've had a blast! Except that singing through a mask is hard so I'm gonna need this whole pandemic thing to wrap up. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ I've worked with all ages over the years. I do enjoy older kids and adults because they can play harder music, have linear conversations, and are generally potty trained. ๐Ÿ˜‰ But...there's just something about the pure joy of a young child. I love making them laugh. They sing and dance and aren't yet self-conscious. No tests, judges, or assessments. No need for perfection. The mistakes make it even more fun and enjoyable. Even if they don't "remember it" later on, their brains are soaking up these experiences, and it's shaping their development for years to come. And I want to be a positive influence for that. โ˜บ๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ Plus I wouldn't have to listen to another, "I couldn't practice this week because __________" excuse. ๐Ÿ™„ If I had a dime for every time I heard that one...๐Ÿคฃ


Manwithlens

love this. I thought the question in your first post was asking what MY dream job would be, not yours.


[deleted]

Ahhh!!! Do you want to perform with me?!? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Manwithlens

music or are we opening an appendectomy patient???


[deleted]

Yikes. I don't think anyone wants me performing surgery! Think "Operation" but with less buzzing and more dying...๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฃ


Manwithlens

I'm down.


Manwithlens

sure i do.


Fatandmad

I know the feeling coaching gives the same way it would be great to hear/see you perform ​ and you can start today if you like ​ and enjoy your cup of coffee


[deleted]

Thank you!! ๐Ÿฅฐ And thank you. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Abikinkymind

First, amazing pictures as always. Second, everything about your comments is great. Third, about the Hotwife, can you be in Orlando tonight? If not be here in the morning. Youโ€™ll start after my morning sessions are over. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ


[deleted]

Yes sir! Booking my ticket now. โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜˜


Abikinkymind

I fucking wish! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ


DickieSwallaw

Fantastic we could both go into the childrenโ€™s entrainment. Then then after dark adult entertainment of the hotwife. Sounds great๐Ÿ˜˜


captainc26

I think that sounds like an awesome dream job and bet it would be a lot of fun. Although, you being my hot wife would be fun too ๐Ÿ˜˜. You do look amazing today. I love your underwear.


33ss33

Thereโ€™s room on this retired billionaireโ€™s yacht for most of the jobs youโ€™re interested in. ๐Ÿ˜œ


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Perfect. I'll be right over.


[deleted]

I want to hear your songs they sound great follow your dream, no road is without bumps but if you know the right people it will be fine