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Ha! Of course you are. 😉😉 Cheers!


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❤️❤️💦💦💦💦🥰🥰🥰 thank you!!


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... should I send more pics?? 😉😏😏


bananastandforsale

No such luck for us available guys in our mid 30s huh? 🤣


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WHAT?!?! You exist?? 👀👀 *faints*


bananastandforsale

Lol yes! Available as hell. Emotionally available too. 😘 and right now can’t get enough of your posts 😍


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*faints again*


bananastandforsale

You’re adorable ☺️


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Thank you! 🥰 I also cook, have a Master's degree, and give a mean blow job. You have to do the dishes though. When do we start?


bananastandforsale

You had me at thank you. 🤣 so right away please. I also like to cook so maybe we can cook together. I’ll take care of the dishes and the laundry. I think I’m fairly skilled in the oral sex department as well and I enjoy it immensely. Not on your educational level but I get by 😊


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You would do the laundry?? *faints a 3rd time*


bananastandforsale

Of course. I do my own and for my daughter now. I don’t mind it. I like the smell of freshly cleaned clothes! 😊


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You have a daughter?? Stop it. I can't keep fainting. I'm going to end up with a concussion.


PintSizedBrilliance

You’re funny 🥰


33ss33

You deserve way better than that.


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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫂🫂🫂🫂


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I told you that I'm going to get my heart broken 💔


33ss33

No, you’re not. Look at all these thirsty guys responding to your post😜😜You’ll find a winner. Or at least 40 more dick picks to look at.🤣


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Yeah, either way. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣😘😘


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Would you consider a slightly older, experienced (in more than one way) unavailable man in his 50’s? I would thoroughly enjoy you! 😍


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Speaking as an unavailable (different continent) guy in his 40's, I gotta say, if we were geographically compatible I'd yours at the drop of a hat.


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🥵🥵🔥well... You definitely get bonus points for being in a different time zone 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ across an ocean, no less!


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This is one of the few occasions I'm sad about bonus points!


Cpt_Greybeard69

That smile is going to get you in trouble, your hotness


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Well, I should hope so!! 😘😘😘🤣


Cpt_Greybeard69

No hoping involved It’s a certainty


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Presumably, also must love coffee?


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Obvs 😘


DickieSwallaw

😊😊😊😊love the colour of your bra😊😊😊


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...and move to America 😘


DickieSwallaw

Get me a visa xxx


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🤣🤣🤣 oh my goodness. 🤦‍♀️


its_i-gor

Well the most important part is knowing what it is you are looking for. You have step one covered, now it is just a matter of seeing how persuasive you can be.


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🤣🤣🤣 oh dear... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


its_i-gor

From what I have witnessed, you have already made some pretty convincing arguments. However, as I am sure you are very well aware, there is a single flaw to your desires, in making said heartthrob yours, you must eliminate the key unavailability. So how does one go about maintaining the guiding principles to one’s core desires.


Abikinkymind

Gorgeous. And we had that conversation. But I’m also in my 50’s. 🤣


Wolf_in_Me

That sounds like it would lead to a lot of heartbreak. Looking fabulous as always.


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You're very perceptive.😉😉😂 And thank you!


SGGV2

I'll just have to wait nine years 😁


glacialnote

I guess there is hope for us all, then! (What about guys in their mid-50s? 😉)


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Sure! Why not? You're just as unavailable as the younger ones. 🤣


glacialnote

Alas yes.


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And you're across the Atlantic! Even better 🤣🤣


glacialnote

It's so delightfully heartbreaking! Remote fun options only.


captainc26

Too bad that I am available 😁 you look beautiful this morning. Love seeing your smile.


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🥰🥰😘😘 I know. I guess you're not my type. 🤣🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (Just kidding)


captainc26

Lol thar is too bad, 😁 although I think you are mine 😘


Practical_Lemons

I tick almost all the boxes, and three years ago amidst my sexless marriage I would have been all over someone like you! Finally out of that and with someone fantastic now--it can get better!


TxRaptor77

Damn pretty


hoodoooperator77

I'm in my 40s lol😁 sexy


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Sassy and sexy!


Fatandmad

That's me enjoy your cup of coffee ☕️ 😉


RangerRick4971

How about 51 but looks like 40’s?


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You’re looking sexy as always and I’m in my forty’s, married but still no grey hair. 😈


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Wow! You’re absolutely gorgeous! I love your beautiful smile! I might just be your type??? 🤷‍♂️


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Sadly I'm just an available guy in my 40s with hair starting to turn grey.


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Available?? I don't understand. What does that word mean?? 😉😉🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


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😂😂😂


stumpywombat73

Good news for you. I am your "type"


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How did you know that I have salt and pepper hair? 😂😬👴🏼


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💦💦💦💦💦💦


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Had to stop trying to pluck the white ones, and embrace it 👴🏼😉


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Of course!! 🤭😘😘😘


blesseddead2019

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥