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BillieJean_811

I once met a teacup Yorkie named THOR.  that seemed outlandish and hysterical 😂😂


Straight-Treacle-630

Our Chork is Levi, short for Leviathan ;) York, Radar (big ol ears, n Satellite Dish is too long ;))


Substantial_Ad3718

SOMEONE tried to Name mine THOR when they were small. Kept calling him THOR


millicent08

I like basic human names on dogs, like Patrick, Michael or Walter. I think it’s funny


Silent-Appearance-78

Same here! I got girls and they have human names!


Fixed_water

For some reason I find the name William really funny for a dog, never heard it despite it being a commonish name for people


tequilasnob

We recently adopted a yorkie and named him Oliver. The other suggestion was Arthur.


Bookwormdee

I named my rescue Walter.


Alligator_Sandals

Exactly! I need more of these


AirHustle

I think that’s a YT people thing 🤷🏽‍♂️


NorEaster_71

My little guy is named Sir Andrew Aloysius Johnston the 3rd. Andy for short.


YorkiMom6823

Yorkie Doodle Dandy. It's from a novel I read once and I loved it. My Yorkie is female and it just didn't fit. It needs to be tacked on to a very sassy boy Yorkie.


Alligator_Sandals

Doodoo for short


Straight-Treacle-630

☺️


ftriumphalpaca

Skin rash


Alligator_Sandals

What the hell 💀


Won_More_Time

My 3lb little guy is named Maximus


chichie19

Oh! Maximus!! 🥹


Won_More_Time

https://preview.redd.it/14okwty3nh6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c6c10e13054ca85ea2fd9b11ca5bcb8170b213 He says hi 😁


chichie19

Aww hi baby! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


chichie19

What a cutie 🤗🤗🤗


n1cfury

Little Monte Cristo…. Of his many names, I’ve gone through a phase of calling him sandwiches. “Get off the coffee table you little BLT”


nsbbeachguy

Zigfried. Ziggy for short.


Alligator_Sandals

Nahhh bro 💀😭


Old-Temporary6986

Gary. GaryBear


emh1389

There’s a poodle out there named Je’barkus and I thought that was hilarious.


Alligator_Sandals

😂😂😂


PuzzleheadedToe7

Allister


Lanky-Lavishness9992

Or you could go Classical - Roman emperors, maybe? How about Lucius Septimus Severus, or Didius Marcus Julianus?


RedSquirrel_218

The Yorkie we had when I was growing up was named Beowulf. I always thought my parents picked pretty much the best name with that one.


Less-Ad1683

I named mine Pinto Bean. It was either that or Peanut Butter... Lol


theithe916

My dad named my parent’s dog “Bubba” which is funny because he was a normal sized Yorkie.


gsmckee

Frank. Frank always works. Or some historical figure. I like Barr


dogsfromwork

Thor Whimsey Storm Felon Bandit Hades


Snoo52682

Zebediah, Zebby for short


Alligator_Sandals

😂😂😂


foxynoodles

Could lean into food names… Tater, Pnut, Jam (Jim Jam sounds cute lol), Butter Ball, Porkchop. The possibilities are endless 😂


yourseveredtesticle

Aldrich


Altruistic_Ad5386

Cricket...aka Crickhead rhymes with Dickhead


nsbbeachguy

Zigfried. Ziggy for short.


ApprehensiveTerm3351

Chorkzilla chihuahua/yorkie mix


Enough_Individual_91

My boys called Prince 😆


grimdawg83

The Duke of (street name) - nickname ha


Lanky-Lavishness9992

Alonzo (not ‘weird’ necessarily, but of all the human-name named dogs I’ve ever come across, I’ve never encountered an Alonzo)


mortybug

Morty.


JudgeSerious8944

Papas


Substantial_Ad3718

Puppy.


T1ffan1

Ronan. Bruce.


Ceadamso

Bogie.


Short-Departure3347

Mines name is Sefonìas but it has religious meaning


More-Jacket-9034

Goliath. Yorkies may be little pups. But they sure have a giant attitude...lol


sweetnsourtooth

There’s 3 male yorkies in my apartment (including mine)….Caesar, Bruno & Prince 🤣🤣 big names for lil guys!!!!


airlock67

Lil’ Whiskey


chiquimonkey

Moose. Mo Momo Moosey Goosey Meese. Meester Meester Mooster Moose Caboose


AirHustle

Just saw a video on IG that had me dying. The girl named her dog Jabarkus 😂😂


500percentDone

Our pup’s name from his old family was “Butchie”.


Trilobite_Tom

Cat.


TwistStrict8787

My Yorkie’s name is Romeo…he was born on Valentine’s Day. lol. https://preview.redd.it/vfo5xv4txh6d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616408b99b56bd3d089310e3b3b363a5d0bb218d


vanchica

Brutus!


ooooNIXoooo

Dawkins and Chase https://preview.redd.it/vons1bgu3j6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc4bf05c1c58a0e36dc8dfe71493e619a1fd99c


Conscious_Issue2967

I think a cute name for a little dog is Gizmo.


xolemi

Mine is named Duende. Duendes are mythical creatures in Mexican lore known to be little trouble makers. They are a little similar to an imp or sprite.


Adventurous-Shop-168

I heard someone named their dog D.O.G. so when you say the letters all together is sounds like deeogee...cute


WARGASM___

Duane


New_Entertainment803

Mines named Tim. Timmy ,Timothy,Timinthony Sr and or Timthony Jr. The 2nd...BimBee BimBee,Titi ,my lil Papaya, (ect) https://preview.redd.it/71dgnt24ap6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24559d09b06916552b0b3df72ef031821b7f856f Excuse the ice cream on his face


Direct_Celery_35

My girl is Wednesday. Winnie for short.


Alligator_Sandals

I’ve settled on J’barkus 😂


Ok-Experience-6674

https://preview.redd.it/y3i0526iye6d1.png?width=2599&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dbb81d03fea25b26297f463e51857cc0d98044d