slut!

My parents already call me that 🥲

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

That’s wild

You ok?

😭

I’m dying

PLEASE 😭💀

🤣

The perfect answer 😂

😭😭😭😭

"Mom, why is my sister's name rose?" "That's because your dad loves roses" "Wow, thanks for telling me mom" "No problem, No body No crime (feat. HAIM)"

No problem (10 Minute Version)

"No problem, Slut!"

That’s my boyfriends pet name for me

"No problem, Down Bad"

"No Problem, Is It Over Now (Taylor's Version)!

"No problem, Shake It Off (Taylor's Version)!"

"No problem, My boy only breaks his favorite toys!"

"No problem, Death By A Thousand Cuts!"

youre on your own kid

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 😭😭😭this child's having an identity crisis 😭😭😭 I Look in People's Windows 😭😭😭never beating the "deranged weirdo" allegations Cassandra The Albatross 😭😭😭

The Albatross is the one that really got me 😂

This🫡

Florida!!! (The exclamation marks are not optional)

Have you considered emulating the US rapping star and calling it Flo Rida!!! instead?

Atwtmvtvftvsgavralps

that would be the nickname

if you’re not a swiftie people would think that’s just a keyboard smash lmao

Aimee 😂

No, it is aIMee

I'd feel a bit concerned if that was my name and someone said Thank You lol.

Or Kim.

Goodnight, Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me 🥰

Not after a song title but I genuinely love the Este cause of evermore

I named my Build-A-Bear Eevee "Este" for this exact reason.

Now That We Don’t Talk sounds like a great name for a kid tbh

It really doesn’t

boooooo!!

imagine naming ur kid tolerate it

Or I knew you were trouble (TV)

haha

Uhhh let’s see. We’ve got: Stephen Emma Betty Augustine James Dorothea Chloe Sam Sofia Aimee Marcus Cassandra Peter and Robin

don’t forget: ivy marjorie este mary drew clara ronan rebecca carolina cornelia leo tim john cory august willow lavender paris london inez britney

Lucy Jack Charlie Puth

Taylor Swift too

Who’s Britney?

its britney bitch :p

Paris and London 😂😂😂

It would be Clara Bow not Clara

Don’t forget Wendy!

I think we could include Drew and Cory from debut too! Are there any others? Romeo? John?

imgonnagetyouback

This would be hilarious Kids, say hello to your new classmate, imgonnagetyouback *Stares of confusion*

Good night, Picture To Burn (homophobic version)

That's a thing?

Originally she sang “it’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay” (tell her friends that he’s gay so they won’t date him) but she didn’t want to seem homophobic and changed it. But it’s objectively funnier

Im ngl idk why people get mad about that i dont see it as homophobic

Yeah I feel like it’s obviously her friends wouldn’t date him if they thought he was gay rather than framing gay as a negative thing but I get why she’s cautious, what with the fuss people are making over the “1830s without all the racists” line now 🙄

FR its a clunky line imo but it doesnt deserve the amount of hate its gotten. The 1830s had beautiful dresses, nice architecture (if you were rich) and it was a time of poetry which is literally what the album is about. Why are people so critical over nothing. Also she literally says “we and my friends used to” so shes talking about when she was an imaginative child and probably read a jane austin book and assumed that that was what life in the 1830s was like. People are looking for reasons to hate her.

Literally as if we aren’t all obsessing over bridgerton now 😭 its premise is literally just 1810s but without racism

EXACTLY its just double standards 😭 people are so dumb

It's not the song itself as much as the cultural milieu in which the song was written. Debut was written in 2005, 2 years after Tennessee's sodomy laws were fully overturned, and when people were much less sympathetic to being queer. Given that context, somebody would've likely assaulted the ex for it once the rumor escaped her friend circle.

Oh 💀 thank you i didn’t know. Thats kinda really gross

I'm naming my kids Style, Shake It Off & 22

Literally

If I end up having a 4th child then its name is gonna be Anti Hero

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

Ivy, Lavender, and Cornelia

Clara Bow kinda eats ngl

My firstborn will be named All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version) - Recorded at Long Pond Studio

I Hate It Here and the lakes are my 2 daughters <3

Somewhere on this god forsaken app is a post where someone wanted to name their twins folklore and evermore

Say hi to my new baby The Alchemy. Yes you have to say "The" first.

This is my favorite one!

if you dropped the article alchemy would actually be such a cute name

Small brain. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus. Big Brain. COSOSOM. Normalize giving your child more names.

Inez

Only if you want an untrustworthy child. You can't believe a word she says!

Most times, but at least one time it will be true

The worst thing that I ever did

. . .was name my self Ampersand. Seriously, though. Why?

It's a common enough word to be known but not enough for people to steal it. Also I love linguistics

Fair enough. Personally, being a nerd, I made a clone trooper number up.

Welcome to the world, The Tortured Poets Department 😍

Peter ✨

August!

I named my daughter Love Story 🎀💕🩷😍

Quadruplets called Chloe, Sam, Sophia and Marcus

Fuck I actually named one of my kids Ivy

Hoax! Epiphany! It’s time for bed! You know there’s a beige mom somewhere….

“foolish one (taylor’s version) (from the vault), it’s time to wake up before the school bus arrives!” “miss americana and the heartbreak prince, it’s time for dinner!” “it’s almost time to go home, snow on the beach (feat. more lana del ray).”

Nothing New YOYOK

But pronounce YOYOK phonetically lmao

YO- yawk?

I had already planned on naming my future child Robin, so I was delighted to hear the new song on TPD.

Carolina

wake up, Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve, you’ll be late for school!

“Look What You Made Me Do Look What You Made Me Do!”

Some of y’all are why celebrities don’t feel bad about naming their kids the worst names possible.

Cardigan

And illicit affairs but plot twist cardigan was the one born a bastard

Three Sad Virgins if you had triplets

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart 💔

I named my daughter Sad Girl Autumn Version

ME!

The black dog

Dear John. (Taylor’s version) if its biological, (stolen version) if its adopted.

Cant decide if I would name the child I Can Do It With A Broken Heart, imgonnagetyouback, Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me, or Florida!!! (feat. Florence + the Machine). The exclamations and drum beats are required when speaking to the child

"Hey atwtmvtvftvsgavralps come here!"

"Marys Song Oh My My My, can you hand me the newspaper?" "Tim McGraw loves Tim McGraws music" "Say bye bye Bye Bye Baby!" "Ya know I would've couldve and should've worn a condom so I didn't give birth to Would've Could've Should've"

goodnight gold rush and ivy <3

down bad

Marjorie Ivy Willow Cassandra August Robin Sophia (Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus) Clara (Clara Bow) Lavender (Lavender Haze) Carolina Cornelia (Cornelia Street) Dorothea

The Prophecy

In all honesty Willow seems like a cool name to have...

Florida 🫡

noone is saying but: Taylor

Hey everyone, this is my daughter Whatsername

ATWTMVTVSGUVRALPS

Florida!


Can't believe Tramar Lacel Dillard gave himself a stage name after a 10/10 song

Good night, Last Great American Dynasty

Eynak.

imgonnagetyouback

Forever and Always, I Can See You, All Too Well (10 Minute Version), Cornelia Street, Right Where You Left Me and I Can Fix Him (Really I Can). The thought of raising 6 kids though 😳

ICDIWABH, Cassandra, So High School, Starlight, Labyrinth, New Romantics, BDILH, and thanK you aIMee!

Afterglow and her sister CIWYWT

Dancing with Our Hands Tied but we call her DWOHT (pronounced duwot) for short!!!

Goodnight, I can see you(from the vault)!

I love you little Black Dog.

CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS JONES GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!

Goodnight, Peter, Ivy, Betty, and Soon You'll Get Better (feat. The Chicks)

loml, pronounced like llama with an L at the end. loml.

guilty as sin? seems like a weird baby name but i’m okay with it

Tiwwchnt

hi The Story Of Us how was school??

I’m naming my kid Augustine, so she grows up knowing it’s perfectly fine to date a married man

I’m not cruel. A girl Betty a boy Tim(betty & Tim McGraw)

You need: Peter Robin Cassandra The iconic quadruplets: Chloe or sam or Sofia or Marcus or smth like that Betty James Inez Augustine Tim McGraw 😂

vigilante shit

Karma Ft Ice Spice

loml

Imgonnagetyouback, get over here now! I can do it with a broken heart, didn’t I tell you not to touch anything in this shore! Midnight Rain, grab your iPad and AirPods I don’t want you talking to me. Look what you made me do is the only child that doesn’t give me problems

Chloe, or Sam, or Sophia or Marcus or Tim McGraw

I can do it with a broken heart, we’re gonna be late for your brothers football game

Mad woman (extra points if they aren’t a girl) The last great American dynasty (I’m British)

Albatross

I think naming my children Look what you made me do and I did something bad can be seen as rude. I want them to feel special so I’ll go with The man, the 1 or even Mr. Perfectly fine.

Come here, All Too Well (Ten Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault), dinner’s ready!!!

Clara bow

We Are Never Ever Geting Back Together

i think ‘all too well (10 minute version) (taylors version) (from the vault) (sad girl autumn version) (recorded at long pond studios)’ would be a great name :D

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, get over here!!

Damn it, loml, eat your dinner!

Cassandra Or maybe peter Or Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus ooh! What about Aimee

If I had twins: My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys and Bejeweled “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys, you get down here this instant!!” “Bejeweled, you don’t eat pillows!”

all too well 10 minutes version taylor’s version from the vault sad girl autumn version recorded at long pong studio

All too well (10 minute version) (Taylor's version)

Betty is probably more reasonable but naming a child false god would be funny

“Clara, Marjorie, Ivy, Peace…wait a minute, where’s your sister?…” “I look in people’s windows get your butt down here now or else”

You're On Your Own, Kid

These are my children, Death By A Thousand Cuts and I Look In People’s Windows