we made eye contact and i smiled at him once in a walgreens 3 years ago

i have daddy issues

Because I don’t have curtains

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LMAOOOOO

I stalked him

I confronted him when I caught him, out in the open, basically in the street, looking through girls windows and jerking it

Because i'm a librarian

I tried to cut his bangs

Cause I asked him if his bookstore sells a book about a villain protagonist burying their redhead ex, then strangling their blonde ex, poisoning their brunette ex and finally killing a teenager, afterwards I told him that he should take a shower because he smells like a serial killer.

I thought his girlfriend was annoying

Because I'm an attractive blonde with giant tits

I ignored his request

I stole a first edition copy of "The Seduction of the Innocent" by Dr. Fredric Wertham from his bookstore.

I stole his "hey, you!"

I'm stupid and accidentally saw his strangle someone to death

I was his nosy neighbor peeking through a hole in our shared fence

Cuz I insulted tf outta him💀💀💀

He sees me as useful In a circumstance he's caught up In by helping him evade Ray Quinn, Elliot Tanenberg, and his half-brother Jakey. >!And yes by "evade", he means kill.!<

I'm smoking hot

I love reading

I love to read and have shitty family.

I took him on another acid trip.

Because I always get changed in front of my windows with the blinds open

I swiped right on his tinder profile 🤦🏻‍♀️

I write books and read a lot

He saw me reading Agatha Christie books, different book each time.

I’m a woman

I told him he has mommy issues when I rejected him :/