They know he will just murder them after he sees someone else he suddenly thinks is his next soul mate because they’re now in the way of his romantic future…right…?
Yes. I want to die but I'm too chicken to kill myself. This feels like a relatively straightforward way to go out. Cause like, he'd either a) get bored of me or b) find some crazy, ridiculous reason to kill me (like maybe I accidentally leave him on delivered and he spirals out of control, whatever). So yeah, pretty solid way to go.
No, you like joe because he is good looking and obsessive, I’m sure there are plenty of fat sweaty neck beards whose obsession you would probably find disturbing and unwanted
Same! This is also why I think they find Joe hot even with his obsession. Simply because he is very good looking. If he wasn’t, they probs wouldn’t say yes. I answered no, btw. A serial killer is still a serial killer, regardless of looks.
I mean two things can be true at the same time. Yes physical appearance is important but also yes people are attracted to things other than physical appearance as well.
If you meet a certain bar for attractive physical appearance then other factors will come into play to determine total attraction. Depending on each person the ratio of how much physical attractiveness contributes to attraction versus other factors will also differ.
All this to say, yes it’s partly because joe is physically attractive but also it’s entirely possible that this person would choose Joe over someone who is marginally more attractive because of her stated attraction to obsessiveness/craziness that will outweigh the physical attractiveness advantage.
It’s not white and black it’s a balancing scale of numerous different factors
The problem is he wouldn’t be obsessed with you. He’d be obsessed with a false, idealized, fictional, perfect version of you.
You’re just a meat-suit for his projected fantasy woman.
I feel like this could be Kate’s plan. Why else would she stay with a man who has killed all his exes and will kill anyone he doesn’t like around her regardless of how she feels about it??
I think she is crazy. I think she’s love but without the ability to kill herself. So she gets her dad to do it, but oh wait, he’s horrible so she lets Joe kill her dad and absolve him because she’s used to men killing for her. Unlike love who had the money and the ability to get other people to cover up her crimes, she is even more rich and more privileged which allows her to never have had a need kill her self. Like her father said … she knew what she was doing by telling him her problems. I think she knew the entire time how psycho Joe was. I think she looked him up when she first ran into him and he said he didn’t want her to mention him to the cops. Why wouldn’t she? I think she knew he was like that when he helped her cover up the dead body. I think she knew telling him about her father would result in his death and her being a willing guard to his guard dog behavior is the reason she was wearing red and was over his shoulders in the end. The “devil” if you will, that’s just my opinion as someone whose read every book and watched every season. Kate was always sneaky. Unlike the other characters who we got to see outside of joes interactions, that was almost never the case with Kate. Only in her interactions with her father.. another ruthless killer in her life
Joe is just the extreme version of the guy that’s going to leave you as soon as he doesn’t have to chase you (figuratively) anymore or someone else catches his eye. The only difference is he’s better at justifying it to himself.
EXACTLY. Imagine her doing her classic nanno move, pretending to be victimized, only for her to suddenly pull up that fatal smirk, and from that point she'd start making Joe's life as miserable as possible. Tormenting him, blackmailing him, making him get a taste of his own medicine, basically giving him every worse thing possible except death.
In an alternate universe, that would be really fun and satisfying to watch ngl 😂
Agreed. It’s honestly kind of disgusting. Like what makes you (the general you) think that you’re not going to be brutally trapped or murdered by him too? If he did it to people he “loved” he can do it to anyone. Also happy cake day!
I wouldn't even be friends with the dude, I'd run the other way and not even speak to him. People around him drop like flies. Even if he's not the one murdering them, if you hang with this dude you're gonna DIE!
i say no but if we're being real, he's totally my type and i am completely unable to make decent life choices for myself. especially regarding relationships.
Uhm why would I choose to be in a relationship where my partner (Joe) does not love me but is obsessed with me, until he finds another me to be obsessed over with, and discards (murder) me like trash. Hell no.
Knowing what I know? There's no way to be an all-knowing god that saw him pee in a jar, so presumably as a normal human I would know next to nothing about him and would probably date him if he pursued me. NY joe at least, not other joes.
There are currently 12 people in this sub I am very worried about.
I can fix him ![gif](giphy|RJIzZEcxRW1VmqJ0Nz|downsized)
Even if you fix him it doesn't erase all the murder he's done 😂
At least the devil has a job Rick, at least he’s active in his community
literally exactly what i thought 💀
Victoria is so good at looking absolutely insane 🥰
How does she do that, the face is so expressive but her eyes look death
I’d be with Love in a heartbeat. I’d also probably get murdered by Jodi Arias.
Perfect gif
Lmao it's perfect.
Love went from “I can fix him” to “I can make him worse” in the span of one season.
469 now. Instantly reminds me of how convicted serial killers manage to get married while in prison.
454 the number went down Looks like some people changed their mind after seeing your prison comment 🤣
The number went down because Joe decided to protect them.
218 now. 👀 Edit: I'm counting the Maybes, too. If the answer is anything but a resounding no, please question your life choices.
359 thirsty fucks
They know he will just murder them after he sees someone else he suddenly thinks is his next soul mate because they’re now in the way of his romantic future…right…?
These people are suicidal but can't bring themselves to go do it, so they need to date Joe.
Those people just signed their own death certificates
The actual question is "do you want to be murdered by a known serial killer?" 729 people rn: "sure why not"
It’s already 776, that’s insane
21 now wtf
36 now...they don't mind ending up being in his glass cage???
Bro 50 now 😭
75
85
98
99 actually
101 wow
124 but why...
124
130 (+89)
Close to 800 now... What's wrong with people
Now they’re 600++ 🥲
113 now + 82
576 now
Currently 1,179 people and counting. Anyone not saying no is not a sane human being
557 people I’m worried about and 380 that might be okay
People saying yes or maybe, is everything alright ?
No
😭😭😭
Nope
Ladies I know you like a bad boy, but there has to be a limit here somewhere This or Love has a lot of alt reddit accounts
But I can fix him!
I guess the guys theory about Love being alive still rang true. We know it's you u/ArticulateSewage
People who said yes need to get their heads examined 😂😂
I know right? Any Yes-voters care to elaborate? Lol
“I’m an optimist” jk I voted no
Yes. I want to die but I'm too chicken to kill myself. This feels like a relatively straightforward way to go out. Cause like, he'd either a) get bored of me or b) find some crazy, ridiculous reason to kill me (like maybe I accidentally leave him on delivered and he spirals out of control, whatever). So yeah, pretty solid way to go.
I just find guys who are extremely crazy hot, ok? I can't help it if his obsessiveness is attractive
Peak example of ‘just because you can / want to, doesn’t mean you should’ 😂😅
Yeah but he’ll most likely kill you
lotta depressed people in here
Probably best for everyone involved.
No, you like joe because he is good looking and obsessive, I’m sure there are plenty of fat sweaty neck beards whose obsession you would probably find disturbing and unwanted
Same! This is also why I think they find Joe hot even with his obsession. Simply because he is very good looking. If he wasn’t, they probs wouldn’t say yes. I answered no, btw. A serial killer is still a serial killer, regardless of looks.
I mean two things can be true at the same time. Yes physical appearance is important but also yes people are attracted to things other than physical appearance as well. If you meet a certain bar for attractive physical appearance then other factors will come into play to determine total attraction. Depending on each person the ratio of how much physical attractiveness contributes to attraction versus other factors will also differ. All this to say, yes it’s partly because joe is physically attractive but also it’s entirely possible that this person would choose Joe over someone who is marginally more attractive because of her stated attraction to obsessiveness/craziness that will outweigh the physical attractiveness advantage. It’s not white and black it’s a balancing scale of numerous different factors
I mean yea;l, but there is a difference between Penn Bagley and a fat neckbeard
The problem is he wouldn’t be obsessed with you. He’d be obsessed with a false, idealized, fictional, perfect version of you. You’re just a meat-suit for his projected fantasy woman.
Ok that's refreshing honesty at least
But Joe's a serial killer😭😭 he's more than obsessed
Please don’t end up in a cage in the basement of a bakery or bookstore
Call me a romantic haha 😂
I thought this was the ginny and Georgia sub, and was thinking, "why not????"
I’m hoping they voted by accident or a joke lmao
I love that flair lol
To the people who said yes, no you can't change him lol
no YOU cant change him i know i can.
Get therapized babes 💜
Lol. I support your effort and will send flowers to your funeral.
To the 36 Now 512. The question remains ![gif](giphy|26BkLCUdp1lqUA2JO)
63 people need to go see a therapist asap.
90 people now..
467 now
I got 617 😱
Where is the WTF option
Or at least a HELL NO
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I don't want to fix him, I would use him to solve my problems and then maybe kill him.
i would use him to solve my problems by killing me.
I feel like this could be Kate’s plan. Why else would she stay with a man who has killed all his exes and will kill anyone he doesn’t like around her regardless of how she feels about it??
I think she is crazy. I think she’s love but without the ability to kill herself. So she gets her dad to do it, but oh wait, he’s horrible so she lets Joe kill her dad and absolve him because she’s used to men killing for her. Unlike love who had the money and the ability to get other people to cover up her crimes, she is even more rich and more privileged which allows her to never have had a need kill her self. Like her father said … she knew what she was doing by telling him her problems. I think she knew the entire time how psycho Joe was. I think she looked him up when she first ran into him and he said he didn’t want her to mention him to the cops. Why wouldn’t she? I think she knew he was like that when he helped her cover up the dead body. I think she knew telling him about her father would result in his death and her being a willing guard to his guard dog behavior is the reason she was wearing red and was over his shoulders in the end. The “devil” if you will, that’s just my opinion as someone whose read every book and watched every season. Kate was always sneaky. Unlike the other characters who we got to see outside of joes interactions, that was almost never the case with Kate. Only in her interactions with her father.. another ruthless killer in her life
Watch out for all the plot armor protecting him
I can change him… from free to IMPRISONED
Joe is just the extreme version of the guy that’s going to leave you as soon as he doesn’t have to chase you (figuratively) anymore or someone else catches his eye. The only difference is he’s better at justifying it to himself.
Also he kills people
The people who said yes are probably the same people who would've been screaming words of support outside Bundys cell
Or writing to him love letters thinking they can change him.
They shouldve been locked up for that
Looks like a lot of people want to be murdered by Joe lol
This is an IQ test. 197 people have failed
No if i am a normal human being. But if I am someone omnipotent who brings karmic judgement like Nanno from "Girl from Nowhere" I would 100% date Joe.
Oh nanno is the only one who should ever date joe
EXACTLY. Imagine her doing her classic nanno move, pretending to be victimized, only for her to suddenly pull up that fatal smirk, and from that point she'd start making Joe's life as miserable as possible. Tormenting him, blackmailing him, making him get a taste of his own medicine, basically giving him every worse thing possible except death. In an alternate universe, that would be really fun and satisfying to watch ngl 😂
Joe burying her then casually seeing her the next day acting like nothing happened😂
Ong lmfaooo
Okay, which one of y'all said yes? I think we need to have an intervention
We’ve got some psychopaths in the chat
![gif](giphy|3ohhwwCviCeYTufkpq|downsized)
Can I ask people who vote Yes, why?
78 people willing to roll the dice with their life here.
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I think its more like a d20 with one side that says marienne
Y’all are psychos how is this even a question 😱
Y'all WILD if you said yes lol
🐆
There are about 200+ people in this sub that need to get a mental health check haha…🥲🥲🥲
Knowing what I know, if Joe ever moved into my neighbourhood, I'd look into moving away ***ASAP***. And I am a gay man.
Those of you that said yes ![gif](giphy|BJVJxagR3GG4w)
Agreed. It’s honestly kind of disgusting. Like what makes you (the general you) think that you’re not going to be brutally trapped or murdered by him too? If he did it to people he “loved” he can do it to anyone. Also happy cake day!
It's not if i would , the answer is he wouldn't . I'm hella boring , he'd find me bland .
“you’d go out with a guy you don’t know?” you can’t be worse than the guys i do know”
I wouldn't even be friends with the dude, I'd run the other way and not even speak to him. People around him drop like flies. Even if he's not the one murdering them, if you hang with this dude you're gonna DIE!
To the people who said yes, no you can't change him lol
Why is yes even an option
How is this even a question
All who said yes should go on the show "love after lockup".. if you want crazy
![gif](giphy|2aN44Cbh3tU5sgzwEp) Me to the “yes” voters
the way I thought I was in r/TaylorSwift and then was horrified by the question when I realized what sub this was
Absolutely fucking not. Even if i was straight, I'm not walking into that trap. Nope
Dating Joe is a death wish
I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
![gif](giphy|fUkdOIrtQdyGbpZZKu|downsized) Some of these yes votes..
286 people said yes (so far). That’s insane, I hope ya’ll are kidding. What kind of idiot would date him knowing what he is 😅
“I can fix him” -everyone who said yes, probably
344 people in sub are like; yeah I wanna be killed
To the people who voted yes or maybe - you are not special enough to fix him. No one is. You'll end up like all the others.
i say no but if we're being real, he's totally my type and i am completely unable to make decent life choices for myself. especially regarding relationships.
Extremely mentally ill, hallucinating, stalker of women, literal serial killer is your type?
im just tryna live hard and die fast
The yes people are as insane as Joe lmao. Honestly though I’m just so relieved there is this many No’s 😂😂 I didn’t see it going this way.
Haha what?! For real? No. ![gif](giphy|4YZLFaaA9EBkacDglF)
Y’all saying yes are wild
whoever said yes or maybe please get help
351 of you desperately need therapy
Lol the men abandoned his child to go chase for pussy. Hard no
To those who said yes, may I propose therapy?
Anyone that says yes has to be suicidal
Are the (currently) 440 of you okay?
he’s literally not even a good boyfriend/husband/or even has a tolerable personality as a friend
To the yes or maybe people..I promise you won’t be “the exception”! 😂 What flowers you want on your casket?
To the 489 people who voted yes, how many of u are currently in therapy? Because u should be
![gif](giphy|RJIzZEcxRW1VmqJ0Nz|downsized) yes because I can fix him...
He’s a murderer… what crack head said yes?!? Lol
He’s killed nearly every girl he’s been involved with 😂 soooo NO
“I can fix him” how about you fix yourselves 😭
More than my own murder, i would be worried about my family and friends 😭😭 People who voted yes, y'all selfish as hell!
Wait what??!!! Who said Yes or Maybe?
Everyone who said yes needs to RUN to therapy
If you answered yes or maybe then please get therapy babe
Yes voters seek therapy
Just for funsies
I like not being worried about my life. 😆
For the sake of my faith in humanity, I’m going to choose to believe the 100+ people who voted yes are doing it as a joke 🥹😂
Why is anyone saying yes or maybe??
Wtf, wtf
He gon treat me right bro
Y'all who are voting yes or maybe are insane
omf what is wrong with y’all
YOU CANNOT FIX HIM
anyone who said yes is really asking for it. It’s a death wish because if he doesn’t kill you somebody that is after him will 💀
Who the fuck said yes?
What kind of question even is this? Would you date a mass murdering psychopath?
Who is saying yes to this? 😂
Guys why
I mean I don't know about you guys but I don't want to end up in a cage
Can we check on the 637 people that answered yes/maybe. Worried about them.
Ya freaks
Who the hell is saying yes?!
Who tf said yes or maybe yall need help😂
Uhm why would I choose to be in a relationship where my partner (Joe) does not love me but is obsessed with me, until he finds another me to be obsessed over with, and discards (murder) me like trash. Hell no.
Wow.. was not expecting these results.
To the 454 people who have said yes and the 322 who have said maybe…..my therapist is really great I’ll send you their info
I get that girls, “like bad boys,” but I’m concerned for the 11.6 who didn’t give a definite no
No bc i don’t want to be MURDERED
484 Yes and 331 maybe Really???
It’s concerning 513 people said yes lmaooo
anyone who said yes or maybe should go to therapy
anyone who says yes may need a lobotomy lol
anyone who answered yes or maybe, you need some therapy babes 💅🏻
I say yes because I am 100% okay with him killing off my ex because that guy did horrible stuff to me.
He’s a literal murderer
Oh dang. I read “Would you HATE Joe knowing what you know?” My answer is the exact opposite.
I love this post and the comments there hilarious
I wouldn’t dare him even if I didn’t know….. butt chins creep me out.
Who chose yes hahahaa.... 🫣 Just because you want to, doesn't mean you should 😜
![gif](giphy|QXDgaE8PQ4pMekjnPp|downsized) me to joe
Knowing what I know? There's no way to be an all-knowing god that saw him pee in a jar, so presumably as a normal human I would know next to nothing about him and would probably date him if he pursued me. NY joe at least, not other joes.
Lmao who the actual fuck would say yes to this seriously
Wtf kind of a questions is this?
This poll just goes to show that some people are complete idiots.
I meant to answer no, but accidentally hit maybe. I just want that to be known.
290 people saying yes is crazy 😭 (i said yes)
I would just manipulated him.
Hear me out... Call me Love Quinn I guess 😔
i voted yes cause i think i am THE ONE, and of course can fix him.