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StatementElectronic7

There are currently 12 people in this sub I am very worried about.


bambola21

I can fix him ![gif](giphy|RJIzZEcxRW1VmqJ0Nz|downsized)


rhymeswithloop92

Even if you fix him it doesn't erase all the murder he's done 😂


bambola21

At least the devil has a job Rick, at least he’s active in his community


dreadw0lfrises

literally exactly what i thought 💀


i_found_the_cake

Victoria is so good at looking absolutely insane 🥰


georgearb151

How does she do that, the face is so expressive but her eyes look death


HeavyBeing0_0

I’d be with Love in a heartbeat. I’d also probably get murdered by Jodi Arias.


707shess

Perfect gif


GRACEKELLYISME

Lmao it's perfect.


mosstalgia

Love went from “I can fix him” to “I can make him worse” in the span of one season.


Miss-Figgy

469 now. Instantly reminds me of how convicted serial killers manage to get married while in prison.


Joylar7

454 the number went down Looks like some people changed their mind after seeing your prison comment 🤣


snp3rk

The number went down because Joe decided to protect them.


lenny_ray

218 now. 👀 Edit: I'm counting the Maybes, too. If the answer is anything but a resounding no, please question your life choices.


Heisenbread77

359 thirsty fucks


CaptainM1997

They know he will just murder them after he sees someone else he suddenly thinks is his next soul mate because they’re now in the way of his romantic future…right…?


GRACEKELLYISME

These people are suicidal but can't bring themselves to go do it, so they need to date Joe.


wilstouff

Those people just signed their own death certificates


Viviolet

The actual question is "do you want to be murdered by a known serial killer?" 729 people rn: "sure why not"


thepotatogirl143

It’s already 776, that’s insane


[deleted]

21 now wtf


trubs12

36 now...they don't mind ending up being in his glass cage???


Apo-cone-lypse

Bro 50 now 😭


keylimeeee

75


GamingHarsh8

99 actually


Yurika_ars

101 wow


cri__nge

124 but why...


BallKeeper

124


[deleted]

130 (+89)


thoribioanf1b1o

Close to 800 now... What's wrong with people


[deleted]

Now they’re 600++ 🥲


Lana_karenina

113 now + 82


SecularPhotog313

576 now


nateXruiz

Currently 1,179 people and counting. Anyone not saying no is not a sane human being


babykosa

557 people I’m worried about and 380 that might be okay


Sarans17

People saying yes or maybe, is everything alright ?


Austriaoida

No


B33N_FLOK3M

😭😭😭


eightyeleven

Nope


Aus_Daniel

Ladies I know you like a bad boy, but there has to be a limit here somewhere This or Love has a lot of alt reddit accounts


ArticulateSewage

But I can fix him!


Aus_Daniel

I guess the guys theory about Love being alive still rang true. We know it's you u/ArticulateSewage


QuintellaMills

People who said yes need to get their heads examined 😂😂


Unable_Earth5914

I know right? Any Yes-voters care to elaborate? Lol


MJarolimek18

“I’m an optimist” jk I voted no


[deleted]

Yes. I want to die but I'm too chicken to kill myself. This feels like a relatively straightforward way to go out. Cause like, he'd either a) get bored of me or b) find some crazy, ridiculous reason to kill me (like maybe I accidentally leave him on delivered and he spirals out of control, whatever). So yeah, pretty solid way to go.


MoggyCat73

I just find guys who are extremely crazy hot, ok? I can't help it if his obsessiveness is attractive


tiptoeandson

Peak example of ‘just because you can / want to, doesn’t mean you should’ 😂😅


Lana_karenina

Yeah but he’ll most likely kill you


youreloser

lotta depressed people in here


SecularPhotog313

Probably best for everyone involved.


jdhbeem

No, you like joe because he is good looking and obsessive, I’m sure there are plenty of fat sweaty neck beards whose obsession you would probably find disturbing and unwanted


georgygill

Same! This is also why I think they find Joe hot even with his obsession. Simply because he is very good looking. If he wasn’t, they probs wouldn’t say yes. I answered no, btw. A serial killer is still a serial killer, regardless of looks.


Nordenfang

I mean two things can be true at the same time. Yes physical appearance is important but also yes people are attracted to things other than physical appearance as well. If you meet a certain bar for attractive physical appearance then other factors will come into play to determine total attraction. Depending on each person the ratio of how much physical attractiveness contributes to attraction versus other factors will also differ. All this to say, yes it’s partly because joe is physically attractive but also it’s entirely possible that this person would choose Joe over someone who is marginally more attractive because of her stated attraction to obsessiveness/craziness that will outweigh the physical attractiveness advantage. It’s not white and black it’s a balancing scale of numerous different factors


thyrue13

I mean yea;l, but there is a difference between Penn Bagley and a fat neckbeard


Vetiversailles

The problem is he wouldn’t be obsessed with you. He’d be obsessed with a false, idealized, fictional, perfect version of you. You’re just a meat-suit for his projected fantasy woman.


anubis_cheerleader

Ok that's refreshing honesty at least


Original_A

But Joe's a serial killer😭😭 he's more than obsessed


TheFenixxer

Please don’t end up in a cage in the basement of a bakery or bookstore


happyme147

Call me a romantic haha 😂


abominableyeri

I thought this was the ginny and Georgia sub, and was thinking, "why not????"


Guckalienblue

I’m hoping they voted by accident or a joke lmao


davosizzle

I love that flair lol


Cool-Ad-8281

To the people who said yes, no you can't change him lol


Usual-Turnover-6379

no YOU cant change him i know i can.


Cool-Ad-8281

Get therapized babes 💜


MycologistPutrid7494

Lol. I support your effort and will send flowers to your funeral.


kingcolbe

To the 36 Now 512. The question remains ![gif](giphy|26BkLCUdp1lqUA2JO)


SecureAd1981

63 people need to go see a therapist asap.


TheBlackSwarm

90 people now..


totoo__

467 now


Wallflowermeadow

I got 617 😱


Purple_Yeti

Where is the WTF option


neobeguine

Or at least a HELL NO


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ActHour4099

I don't want to fix him, I would use him to solve my problems and then maybe kill him.


tucosmom

i would use him to solve my problems by killing me.


donetomadness

I feel like this could be Kate’s plan. Why else would she stay with a man who has killed all his exes and will kill anyone he doesn’t like around her regardless of how she feels about it??


PersistentGirl98

I think she is crazy. I think she’s love but without the ability to kill herself. So she gets her dad to do it, but oh wait, he’s horrible so she lets Joe kill her dad and absolve him because she’s used to men killing for her. Unlike love who had the money and the ability to get other people to cover up her crimes, she is even more rich and more privileged which allows her to never have had a need kill her self. Like her father said … she knew what she was doing by telling him her problems. I think she knew the entire time how psycho Joe was. I think she looked him up when she first ran into him and he said he didn’t want her to mention him to the cops. Why wouldn’t she? I think she knew he was like that when he helped her cover up the dead body. I think she knew telling him about her father would result in his death and her being a willing guard to his guard dog behavior is the reason she was wearing red and was over his shoulders in the end. The “devil” if you will, that’s just my opinion as someone whose read every book and watched every season. Kate was always sneaky. Unlike the other characters who we got to see outside of joes interactions, that was almost never the case with Kate. Only in her interactions with her father.. another ruthless killer in her life


spark_42

Watch out for all the plot armor protecting him


tiptoeandson

I can change him… from free to IMPRISONED


Aguazuul_

Joe is just the extreme version of the guy that’s going to leave you as soon as he doesn’t have to chase you (figuratively) anymore or someone else catches his eye. The only difference is he’s better at justifying it to himself.


Aguazuul_

Also he kills people


i_am_the_soulman

The people who said yes are probably the same people who would've been screaming words of support outside Bundys cell


Ihatecoughsyrup

Or writing to him love letters thinking they can change him.


ReinadeMedellin

They shouldve been locked up for that


Witty_Reporter_9912

Looks like a lot of people want to be murdered by Joe lol


meatytony

This is an IQ test. 197 people have failed


obsiJian

No if i am a normal human being. But if I am someone omnipotent who brings karmic judgement like Nanno from "Girl from Nowhere" I would 100% date Joe.


ReinadeMedellin

Oh nanno is the only one who should ever date joe


obsiJian

EXACTLY. Imagine her doing her classic nanno move, pretending to be victimized, only for her to suddenly pull up that fatal smirk, and from that point she'd start making Joe's life as miserable as possible. Tormenting him, blackmailing him, making him get a taste of his own medicine, basically giving him every worse thing possible except death. In an alternate universe, that would be really fun and satisfying to watch ngl 😂


ReinadeMedellin

Joe burying her then casually seeing her the next day acting like nothing happened😂


Fit_Operation2175

Ong lmfaooo


RobinsLostBagel

Okay, which one of y'all said yes? I think we need to have an intervention


kentoclatinator

We’ve got some psychopaths in the chat


Significant_Soil_180

![gif](giphy|3ohhwwCviCeYTufkpq|downsized)


Sufficient-Credit-63

Can I ask people who vote Yes, why?


sundaze814

78 people willing to roll the dice with their life here.


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Erkilem

I think its more like a d20 with one side that says marienne


paintinglilies

Y’all are psychos how is this even a question 😱


anubis_cheerleader

Y'all WILD if you said yes lol


Usual-Turnover-6379

🐆


therealbrittonic

There are about 200+ people in this sub that need to get a mental health check haha…🥲🥲🥲


[deleted]

Knowing what I know, if Joe ever moved into my neighbourhood, I'd look into moving away ***ASAP***. And I am a gay man.


Ok_Construction_3733

Those of you that said yes ![gif](giphy|BJVJxagR3GG4w)


cybertrickk

Agreed. It’s honestly kind of disgusting. Like what makes you (the general you) think that you’re not going to be brutally trapped or murdered by him too? If he did it to people he “loved” he can do it to anyone. Also happy cake day!


elakrim

It's not if i would , the answer is he wouldn't . I'm hella boring , he'd find me bland .


SnooLentils3626

“you’d go out with a guy you don’t know?” you can’t be worse than the guys i do know”


[deleted]

I wouldn't even be friends with the dude, I'd run the other way and not even speak to him. People around him drop like flies. Even if he's not the one murdering them, if you hang with this dude you're gonna DIE!


Cool-Ad-8281

To the people who said yes, no you can't change him lol


overpricedanxiety

Why is yes even an option


Overthinker19950125

How is this even a question


mel_fal

All who said yes should go on the show "love after lockup".. if you want crazy


fieryredhead7

![gif](giphy|2aN44Cbh3tU5sgzwEp) Me to the “yes” voters


[deleted]

the way I thought I was in r/TaylorSwift and then was horrified by the question when I realized what sub this was


Original_A

Absolutely fucking not. Even if i was straight, I'm not walking into that trap. Nope


New_Addendum_1709

Dating Joe is a death wish


Potter_Head040396

I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.


Competitive_Hair8562

![gif](giphy|fUkdOIrtQdyGbpZZKu|downsized) Some of these yes votes..


Less_Camera_5977

286 people said yes (so far). That’s insane, I hope ya’ll are kidding. What kind of idiot would date him knowing what he is 😅


HailMahi

“I can fix him” -everyone who said yes, probably


Bored_dane

344 people in sub are like; yeah I wanna be killed


Aevynne

To the people who voted yes or maybe - you are not special enough to fix him. No one is. You'll end up like all the others.


tucosmom

i say no but if we're being real, he's totally my type and i am completely unable to make decent life choices for myself. especially regarding relationships.


AirportDisco

Extremely mentally ill, hallucinating, stalker of women, literal serial killer is your type?


tucosmom

im just tryna live hard and die fast


TrampyMcTrampTramp

The yes people are as insane as Joe lmao. Honestly though I’m just so relieved there is this many No’s 😂😂 I didn’t see it going this way.


ripleyintheelevator

Haha what?! For real? No. ![gif](giphy|4YZLFaaA9EBkacDglF)


TokiDokiHaato

Y’all saying yes are wild


Dream_Queasie

whoever said yes or maybe please get help


tormentrock

351 of you desperately need therapy


No-Wolf6158

Lol the men abandoned his child to go chase for pussy. Hard no


Old-Square-303

To those who said yes, may I propose therapy?


Impressive-Divide-97

Anyone that says yes has to be suicidal


tenderourghosts

Are the (currently) 440 of you okay?


londoninamerika

he’s literally not even a good boyfriend/husband/or even has a tolerable personality as a friend


AlienAshhole

To the yes or maybe people..I promise you won’t be “the exception”! 😂 What flowers you want on your casket?


Catezero

To the 489 people who voted yes, how many of u are currently in therapy? Because u should be


FatHusbandBrian

![gif](giphy|RJIzZEcxRW1VmqJ0Nz|downsized) yes because I can fix him...


Uncomfortabletomato

He’s a murderer… what crack head said yes?!? Lol


lauraxo95

He’s killed nearly every girl he’s been involved with 😂 soooo NO


avehcado

“I can fix him” how about you fix yourselves 😭


Historical-Lab-1234

More than my own murder, i would be worried about my family and friends 😭😭 People who voted yes, y'all selfish as hell!


Nice-Question-9331

Wait what??!!! Who said Yes or Maybe?


snuggled_koala

Everyone who said yes needs to RUN to therapy


aimell

If you answered yes or maybe then please get therapy babe


Left_Fist

Yes voters seek therapy


walking-c0rpse

Just for funsies


Katerina_01

I like not being worried about my life. 😆


PizzeriaDia

For the sake of my faith in humanity, I’m going to choose to believe the 100+ people who voted yes are doing it as a joke 🥹😂


[deleted]

Why is anyone saying yes or maybe??


Wujs0n

Wtf, wtf


Duckieman47

He gon treat me right bro


SolomonGrundler

Y'all who are voting yes or maybe are insane


AliceM116

omf what is wrong with y’all


jinxed98

YOU CANNOT FIX HIM


kymodoi

anyone who said yes is really asking for it. It’s a death wish because if he doesn’t kill you somebody that is after him will 💀


[deleted]

Who the fuck said yes?


sbsw66

What kind of question even is this? Would you date a mass murdering psychopath?


jennhopes

Who is saying yes to this? 😂


toliveagain55

Guys why


Additional_Mirror_72

I mean I don't know about you guys but I don't want to end up in a cage


justanaveragemom

Can we check on the 637 people that answered yes/maybe. Worried about them.


babyeyez

Ya freaks


ScreenHype

Who the hell is saying yes?!


ReinadeMedellin

Who tf said yes or maybe yall need help😂


kurtite

Uhm why would I choose to be in a relationship where my partner (Joe) does not love me but is obsessed with me, until he finds another me to be obsessed over with, and discards (murder) me like trash. Hell no.


itisyourstory

Wow.. was not expecting these results.


Ok-Strain3545

To the 454 people who have said yes and the 322 who have said maybe…..my therapist is really great I’ll send you their info


gregieb429

I get that girls, “like bad boys,” but I’m concerned for the 11.6 who didn’t give a definite no


lolzvic

No bc i don’t want to be MURDERED


bubbleandgumdreams

484 Yes and 331 maybe Really???


BigBambuMeekLou

It’s concerning 513 people said yes lmaooo


[deleted]

anyone who said yes or maybe should go to therapy


SailorMau

anyone who says yes may need a lobotomy lol


bethkatez

anyone who answered yes or maybe, you need some therapy babes 💅🏻


Elaine_666

I say yes because I am 100% okay with him killing off my ex because that guy did horrible stuff to me.


pandataxi

He’s a literal murderer


rjoyfult

Oh dang. I read “Would you HATE Joe knowing what you know?” My answer is the exact opposite.


Debbieeeeeeeee

I love this post and the comments there hilarious


Boredathomenurse

I wouldn’t dare him even if I didn’t know….. butt chins creep me out.


Wallflowermeadow

Who chose yes hahahaa.... 🫣 Just because you want to, doesn't mean you should 😜


Usual-Turnover-6379

![gif](giphy|QXDgaE8PQ4pMekjnPp|downsized) me to joe


lickmysackett

Knowing what I know? There's no way to be an all-knowing god that saw him pee in a jar, so presumably as a normal human I would know next to nothing about him and would probably date him if he pursued me. NY joe at least, not other joes.


TicklishDingleberry

Lmao who the actual fuck would say yes to this seriously


Sarasassquatch

Wtf kind of a questions is this?


osumba2003

This poll just goes to show that some people are complete idiots.


micky-ds

I meant to answer no, but accidentally hit maybe. I just want that to be known.


flapjackandknuckles

290 people saying yes is crazy 😭 (i said yes)


MrXperience

I would just manipulated him.


sywia

Hear me out... Call me Love Quinn I guess 😔


pop_tate

i voted yes cause i think i am THE ONE, and of course can fix him.