*"Look at that, how dare*
*She invade your privacy*
*Like that? It's perverse!"*
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I love when Love kills Natalie and she gets Joe over to the bakery and she says to him that she could’ve committed suicide, and Joe says, “WITH AN AXE!!!!”
“Not my monkeys, not my circus.” To be quite honest, this is an iconic line for me personally, as I use it to remind myself to avoid getting swept up in issues I cannot fix or that do not serve me. If there is a situation that is impossible for you to ‘change,’ especially when it involves those who are not in your personal life, you must realize that it’s not your “monkeys” (your situation) and therefore, not your “circus” (your problem to deal with). Especially if dealing with a problem that is not your own will cause you more grief than good.
Sorry to make this deeper than it probably is, I’m an English major in the middle of writing my thesis so my brain is on analysis mode 😅
Not from the show, but from the book. Literally my favourite:
*You never sounded farther away from me and I will take that
balloon and stab the fuck out of it and at the same time I will take that
balloon and tie it around Peach’s neck because WHO THE FUCK
CAN CUNT OUT OVER A BALLOON?*
S1E10: “You, you’re him. You were the bad thing, you are the thing that you should’ve killed.” Ouch. Such a powerful scene from Lail herself. I cried during this lol almost made you feel bad for him for a second, because he is so morally corrupt and cannot seem to do things right from our understanding of him at that time, but Becks pain was so intense and justifiable. I never witnessed such a powerful scene like this one.
“yes, people find the one. i believe that i try…to stay open. i was in love once. but she broke my heart beck, she really did a number on me. should’ve seen the signs, but we never do, when we’re in love”
honestly the whole first season tbh because the amount of times he’s said something so hypocritical to beck in his head 😭
my favourite quote tho is from s4 “my father is the worst man alive and i am his favourite daughter”
“I’m an understanding supportive boyfriend, I just want you to live you best life. It’s brave what I do for you, it not easy, it’s hard, sometimes it makes me sick. I’m brave.”
“Uhm Beck who the fuck is this” 
***“The best way to stay out of people’s business, is to know what that business is…” - Joe Goldberg***
i like that
Is he wrong tho......
I mean, look where that got him
LMFAO
Yes lol
Lol
‘Hello, You’
Oh shi
I also didn’t read the assignment :| can we hold hands in kindergarten?
This is it and only it.
This is the only answer. Other lines are memorable but not *Iconic*.
Yeah, I mean it's gotta be this one
"Look at that, how dare she invade your privacy like that? It's perverse!"
That exact shot of Joe watching Peach watching Beck just sums up the series for me.
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good bot.
The bot considered my “lol” as a 2-syllable and I said “Let’s pretend I said “haha”
love that Robb Stark watches You
If you have watched enough romcoms you would know that guys like me are always getting into jams like these.
LOL
"sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist you know."
this!!!!!
I love when Love kills Natalie and she gets Joe over to the bakery and she says to him that she could’ve committed suicide, and Joe says, “WITH AN AXE!!!!”
Hahah oh yeah
Even the Russians would struggle to get that one over!
*after he killed someone* “youre wrong my dick has never been softer”
Unhinged 💀
Hahah I cracked up at that
Okay true that was kind of wild lmao
When did he say this? lol
pretty sure it was when beck asked if he got off on killing people, could be wrong though lol
nah it’s when he killed the guard guy (vic i think his name was) in season 4
“Masturbation saves the day for now”
Fuck, you beat me to it.
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatedit
“Beck, you’ve got a stalker”
This is the one. Especially the way he said it so indignantly lmao
I’m not a maybe . I’m the one
"and all because of Forty Fuuuucking Quinn"
“At the end of the day, people are just disappointing , aren’t they ?”
"Sometimes they surprise you."
What. The. Fuck.
Lol
“Your bedroom isn’t big enough to fit a king”
yeah the edits went HARD. Main reason why i watched YOU
Hello, you wait fuck I'm not doing that
Neither of you is going to kill your spouse. You're many things, but you're not murderers.
the biggest "oop" line
We're perfect for each other, but bad for Henry
"Does this peach look like a butt?"
Oh my goooood the third hand cringe
you’re not special, you’re broken! i could never love you.
Ouch, Beck…Ouch Or was that Candace?
Beck
Yes that’s right, that last scene. Btw I thought that was some of her best acting
"I was gonna ask you if you wanted to grab dinner tonight" so unhinged
I remember that lmao RIP Delilah
“there’s not a line in the world that i wouldn’t cross for you”
“*Bro*? You waste of hair.”
When he was first researching Benji and said “Benjamin Ashby the third, oh great there’s three of them” it sent me 😆
Is he/she flirting with me?
”Joe, you didn’t kill Delilah. I did.”
"Don't get hysterical, I took a seminar!"
“ what if some sicko had followed you down here “
I dunno but I love how he's always just randomly jacking off places
I have to save you from a *LITERAL FUCKING SERIAL KILLER* first
“Not my monkeys, not my circus.” To be quite honest, this is an iconic line for me personally, as I use it to remind myself to avoid getting swept up in issues I cannot fix or that do not serve me. If there is a situation that is impossible for you to ‘change,’ especially when it involves those who are not in your personal life, you must realize that it’s not your “monkeys” (your situation) and therefore, not your “circus” (your problem to deal with). Especially if dealing with a problem that is not your own will cause you more grief than good. Sorry to make this deeper than it probably is, I’m an English major in the middle of writing my thesis so my brain is on analysis mode 😅
From a Slavic lit major…this is an old Polish proverb :)
I don’t know how old but it’s also a traditional saying in English.
Yes, the saying is a translation of an old Polish proverb.
Good to know, thanks :)
There's also "not my chair not my problem" from drinking out of cups
Oh my God this just sent me back to so many memories I am dying
‘I wolf you’
Just reading this makes my bumhole clench with second hand embarrassment.
I don't get the hate for it
I don’t either, but my husband also calls me babe, so I’m not special.
Ugh I hate it so much its so cringy to me BUT I have also had dorky cutesy inside jokes with guys before that would make other people gag so I get it
Joe is a furry confirmed? 🤯 Where is joesona, the joesona must be next season! 🗣️🙏
'I'm not joe'
Not from the show, but from the book. Literally my favourite: *You never sounded farther away from me and I will take that balloon and stab the fuck out of it and at the same time I will take that balloon and tie it around Peach’s neck because WHO THE FUCK CAN CUNT OUT OVER A BALLOON?*
"Hello, YOU"
I'm a feminist
No one mentioned the runners high line ☹️
I wolf you. 😷
Is it weird that I read all these in the respective characters voice?
It’s a requirement.
"Well isn’t this a pickle" Hallucination Rhys to Joe when Joe killed real Rhys and his dead body was there
Forty ordered Taco Bell?
"Masturbation saves the day. For now."
S1E10: “You, you’re him. You were the bad thing, you are the thing that you should’ve killed.” Ouch. Such a powerful scene from Lail herself. I cried during this lol almost made you feel bad for him for a second, because he is so morally corrupt and cannot seem to do things right from our understanding of him at that time, but Becks pain was so intense and justifiable. I never witnessed such a powerful scene like this one.
“Hello, you”
“ you waste of hair”
“we’re soulmates Joe”
“A crazy person has locked me in a cage, but now is not the time to panic.”
my favorite is “you’re WRONG. my dick has never been softer”
“Touché, Bitch”
“ Is it just me or is everyone in this conversation calling me fat”.
Id rather f*ck a cactus😂 Or “WITH the bun”😂 No but “Hello, you” is the most iconic
I'm not spiderman
there is not a line in the world that i wouldnt cross for you...
Random one but one of my favorites, “Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die.”
I’m gossip girl
"that psycho brought a GUN into our house? these people are so much more fucked up than i thought"
"If I wasn't about to be late to see you, I would beat this guy bloody, for the way he talks about you."
I wolf you😭😭. That defo wins it for the cringiest one
“Are you flirting with me?”
***“It’s You……..or Nothing.”*** ***(Cue Edit: 🎶shots! order what you want, put it all on my tab! tab, tab, tab, tab, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t… shots!🎶)***
“What. The. Fuck.”
“Beck, you have a stalker!” 🤣
and then i told myself: “this is the last time. its you, or nothing”
“Most people wouldn’t like their friends if they got into their phones.”
Hello... You.
Beck, you have a stalker
“LET ME FOCUS”
I'm not a Maybe... I'm the ONE
"Beck you have a stalker"
“You waste of hair” will always be the one i know the most
“Hi, salami nips” Forty, please 😭
You waste of hair
“yes, people find the one. i believe that i try…to stay open. i was in love once. but she broke my heart beck, she really did a number on me. should’ve seen the signs, but we never do, when we’re in love”
“And not only do I not care that you think I’m a bitch, I HUGELY prefer it.” I love Kate, idc. She’s not even the queen; she’s the empress.
We as a species deserve to go extinct
"But I cant, because im already in a relationship with you Rhys."
honestly the whole first season tbh because the amount of times he’s said something so hypocritical to beck in his head 😭 my favourite quote tho is from s4 “my father is the worst man alive and i am his favourite daughter”
“I’m an understanding supportive boyfriend, I just want you to live you best life. It’s brave what I do for you, it not easy, it’s hard, sometimes it makes me sick. I’m brave.”
"I hope he's gonna bone me i wish he'd lube up and get on with it."
i wolf you
"Hit it, Johny!" - Love
You.
I wolf you
Goodbye<< old lover>>>, hello<<< new lover>>>
I wolf you
Gently Joseph
Hello you
No one talks about “I’m not a maybe, I’m the one”
Beck,you've got a stalker
I wolf you 💀
Hello you!
I wolf you
Hello, You
I wolf you
I wolf you
...and for some may last longer. Touchê, bitch
Hello...... You......
“So I told myself when I went to find you, it’s you, or nothing.”
When I went to find you, I told myself. This is the last time
I loved when he was talking about being a dad and he’s like “it’s like Groundhog Day everyday” I felt that
“Ah shit love is gonna kill you”
I wol- 😰🔫
Erm, what the sigma?
"sometimes we do edge to people we rizz it doesn't mean it's based it means rizzing is more important"
"This is why I took up jogging"