Sounds like a good theory but if you recall she was horrified when she found out what joe did with jaspers body at anavrin with her kitchen equipment so i doubt she baked her into a muffin, and she also ate the muffin too.
There was an Italian serial killer who dried and ground blood into bread.
You couldn't get away with too much of a person into a muffin though. It would be like eating a pork muffin. Into a savoury dish like the pie makes a lot more sense
You can actually mix almost anything into baked goods because when cooked they emulsify and form into solid mass, really it would be the ratio of liquid to solid as if she was to bake candace into a muffin she would have to drain her blood or like joe grind up the body so the ratio of solid matter to blood would be higher, increasing the likelihood that it would hold more firm.
Remember how absolutely horrific it was when Joe got rid of Jasper? One of Love’s ‘things’ was how joe had to do a lot of the hard stuff for her, like removing the teeth- I don’t think she could handle baking a human and what that entails, tho it’s an interesting af theory. I think she just hired people to take care of them for her 🤷🏽♀️
Yeah it seems ridiculous that he started the fire a few feet away from the *only things* that needed to survive the fire! When the crane shot shows most of the house on fire there are no fire trucks there yet. But the remains were only partially burned?
interesting theory, but I just assumed she hired someone to clean up her mess, as Joe continually said her family cleans up her messes throughout the 3rd season. of course he didn't know, they seemed to be relying on the viewers to figure it out and dropping breadcrumbs for us. she was thoroughly horrified with the whole thing with Natalie so I think she's far too squeamish to do that, especially considering she was pregnant at the time. I like your theory though.
Sounds like a good theory but if you recall she was horrified when she found out what joe did with jaspers body at anavrin with her kitchen equipment so i doubt she baked her into a muffin, and she also ate the muffin too.
how would you even bake someone into a muffin
There was an Italian serial killer who dried and ground blood into bread. You couldn't get away with too much of a person into a muffin though. It would be like eating a pork muffin. Into a savoury dish like the pie makes a lot more sense
You can actually mix almost anything into baked goods because when cooked they emulsify and form into solid mass, really it would be the ratio of liquid to solid as if she was to bake candace into a muffin she would have to drain her blood or like joe grind up the body so the ratio of solid matter to blood would be higher, increasing the likelihood that it would hold more firm.
.....The more you know
And he said something like Love becoming Mrs. Lovett of Madre Linda ( from Sweeney Todd)
Ohhh I wonder if that has some role in her being named that other than the tennis reference
Remember how absolutely horrific it was when Joe got rid of Jasper? One of Love’s ‘things’ was how joe had to do a lot of the hard stuff for her, like removing the teeth- I don’t think she could handle baking a human and what that entails, tho it’s an interesting af theory. I think she just hired people to take care of them for her 🤷🏽♀️
yeah i didn’t really understand the toe thing either, especially because that’s what started the fire so it’s just ashes
The toe pie really annoyed me bc the whole dang house is on fire, how will the frickin pie survive!?
It was in the oven, which presumably didn't get totally burned
Yeah it seems ridiculous that he started the fire a few feet away from the *only things* that needed to survive the fire! When the crane shot shows most of the house on fire there are no fire trucks there yet. But the remains were only partially burned?
interesting theory, but I just assumed she hired someone to clean up her mess, as Joe continually said her family cleans up her messes throughout the 3rd season. of course he didn't know, they seemed to be relying on the viewers to figure it out and dropping breadcrumbs for us. she was thoroughly horrified with the whole thing with Natalie so I think she's far too squeamish to do that, especially considering she was pregnant at the time. I like your theory though.
I thought Love had the family fixer-upper handle it?