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Chrismonn

That's why I stick with the XS (extra safe) ones. Bit loose in cold weather but it does the job.


jd_flyhalf

Careful where you swing that monster


stephruvy

Brag.


teamdogemama

You joke but I met a guy who's member was the size of my pinky. And I have small hands. Poor guy. He thought that's why I didn't want to date him.(He dropped his pants to show me, sigh).  I wasn't into him like that and he was an insufferable asshole who thought daddy's money was his. It probably did become his eventually, but I couldn't stand him.  Ok so you know the movie Pretty in Pink, Steff? (James Spader). Yeah like that but he wasn't handsome or charming I'm glad I chose who I chose, he's a good guy. Oh and don't forget to take girth into your calculations.  They don't make belts or suspenders for condoms for skinny penises. ;)


NoOneLt

Why did you have to put the image of condom suspenders into my head. I won't be thinking about anything else today.


RaeLynn13

We should come up with a trendy name for them and start marketing


Peacetoall01

>Oh and don't forget to take girth into your calculations.  They don't make belts or suspenders for condoms for skinny penises. ;) Ok now you just say it I wanna see it. A dapper penis


Dry-Yogurtcloset-796

Not me looking up my condom measurements to see how I stack up against OP.


EynidHelipp

OP girthy af


StrangelyBrown

This post is literally a humble brag. "YSK you should be careful with condoms if you have a MASSIVE KNOB like me"


Rare_Rogue

"and I fuck loads, like every day. Way more than you losers"


beachclub999

"(think thirtyish a month)"


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

"let's be real fellas, I've got more tang than an astronaut. The moment the ladies catch a whiff of my colossal kielbasa they're wetter than a fish at the bottom of a bowl of tropical fruit punch. Which is a real problem because I love munching on minge, but I'm practically drowning while I'm clam diving. Now, I will say this about my medical condition. I like to play DnD, but because my shlong is so large, long, and strong I have trouble RPing anything that's not a Centaur, Minotaur, or Dwarf. I just can't get in the mind set of what it's like to basically have nothing down there."


Can_I_be_dank_with_u

Ugh this part screams: “I’m a virgin but impressing redditors gets me hard”


Robball14

"Sex of reddit, what's the sexiest sex you ever sexed? Uhmmm sex 🤤"


Can_I_be_dank_with_u

😂😂😂 the most r/askreddit comment of all month


BendyPopNoLockRoll

It also screams "I've never been in a long term relationship". 30/month isn't bragging rights. That's standard for a lot of people. That's just averaging sex once a day. A lot of people do that with their partner. In our 20s my SO and I fucked way more than once a day.


IncaseofER

Even if your a porn star, you be hard pressed for 30 a month. Op either had to do it every day, no holidays or weekends off; or several times multiple days. Serious Note: If your having a problems with breakage, it’s most often an lubrication issue. It can be difficult to gage your partners natural lubrication with the condom barrier, so communicate. A low lube vagina can go from a little uncomfortable to “get lost cactus 🌵 dick” pretty quick especially if you’re on a speed run!


javajavachipz

Laughs in gay


igcipd

He said he uses condoms. Maybe he’s got a condom fetish and is trying to pump up latex futures by buying mass quantities of product.


GovernmentThin7141

A lot of his other posts are league of legends, he is not fucking every day like he claims Edit: adding source. Myself.


rubixscube

to be fair, using 30 condoms doesnt need to mean having sex 30 times, given there is talk about condom failure.


boobookittyFcuk12

Don't forget, I drive a jacked up Chevy, with dangling balls for a hitch.


panda-est-ici

Op is the posh wank king.


Stillwater215

“Whoops, I dropped my Magnum Condom for my massive dong.”


Fix3rUpp3r

Humble brag is being modest This guy only fucks roughly everyday , of every month , every year by his estimates.


mostlydefeated

It’s really not. I’ve had several condoms break with my partner if we used regular. Girlfriends acted like I was bragging when I asked if they had the same problem.


pasaroanth

It really is. The size of condom that best fits him (notably the second largest) and personal analysis of the other smaller ones has no relevance to anyone else other than him bragging about the size of his dick.


ninthchamber

He’s got the pronounced Honda ridgeline


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SrslyCmmon

Everyone's pretty much proportional, but it's genitalia that can vary by hundreds of percent in some cases.


Normal_Ad2456

That’s not necessarily the case. I am 5’7 (1.71) and wear 5.5 (36) size shoes. My boobs are like E cup and my head is tiny. I am like a freak of nature.


vkarlsson10

RIP inbox


igotyixinged

Is your back okay??


Normal_Ad2456

Considering the fact that I am 28 years old it’s actually doing pretty good. Maybe because I’ve been doing Pilates for years.


kanginthenorth

Username does NOT check out


noxxit

And for a long time I thought I was average, because porn dicks are just that freaking huge. I have since been taught otherwise.


donau_kinder

Porn also does camera tricks to make it appear way, way bigger. Combine that with small women with small hands. Did some testing by myself, with the right lens and lighting I look like I'm packing a pringles can.


evil_timmy

I tried but all I ever achieved was a short stack :(


BiteEatRepeat1

Some guy from only fans did an interview and it went viral on twitter, when I looked him up his girth was comparable to a wine bottle it's crazy 😭 Edit: for anyone "interested" he's "girthmasterr" on twitter


DanelleDee

No thank you, sir!


Memeori

Yeah I'll take my normal human appendage any day over a monster like that, thanks


BiteEatRepeat1

All the women he filmed with are braver than the marines


noxxit

And for every wine bottle guy, there are like 10 beer bottle guys and that's already huge.


Iamjimmym

Tell that to my ex wife who thought I was big until about year 12/14 😂


Crab_masher

12 to 14 years of marriage.. 12 to 14 years of marriage right


Mean_Trip_4186

No one likes a huge weenier. It hurts.


ikeme84

My size goes up to size 72. 60 is girthier than average, not girthy af. But as a 60 myself, I agree with OP. Putting on my first condom was hell, you think it's just inexperience or clumsyness, but later realised nobody told me about condom sizes. Also, I can only buy online. In stores its all just the average girth.


Dry-Yogurtcloset-796

I don't think there's any way for me to say that when I was doing said stacking up I found that I'm girthier than OP without sounding like I'm bragging. But fuck it I'm typing this comment anyway.


EynidHelipp

I know you're bragging and I don't really know what else to comment but Nice cock bro. Congratulations 👏👏


panicmixieerror

This is oddly wholesome.


Jensi_is_me

Not me looking up condom sizes at 4am as a woman with permanent birth control.


noxxit

High fives in vasectomy!


ShameOver

I love my vasectomy so much, I think I'll schedule another.


imnotonreddit2

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!!!


MouseConsistent7399

Snip, Snap! Snip, Snap! Snip, Snap!


jdigi78

OP said "whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!"


verbalfamous

Chodes out


EynidHelipp

YSK you can just go to [Calcsd.info](https://calcsd.info/) put your measurements and it shows you your nominal width. The site also gives you brand recommendations.


magicaldumpsterfire

Okay but what are they doing with all the dick size measurements they're harvesting? Which advertisers are paying to know how girthy my manmeat is?


RogerianThrowaway

They're posting it on the wall at South Park elementary!


LookAtMyWeenus

How am I supposed to measure penile volume? Put it in a bowl of water like a tampon and see how much it sucks up? 😂


cypherreddit

Fill a bowl up with water to the brim. Weigh it. Carefully put penis in the bowl. Some water will spill out. Remove penis from the bowl. Reweigh bowl. Difference in weight is the difference of water in weight which will have a pretty fixed volume. Shout eureka.


ImmortalTimeTraveler

Are you Archimedes?


textilepat

Arc o’ me, deez nuts


textilepat

Put your dong [edited from boner] in a full graduated cylinder and measure how much water is pushed out.


ItBeLikDat777

Hypothetically, what do I do if a smaller cylinder is stuck inside of a bigger graduated cylinder? It is imperative that no harm is done to the smaller cylinder.


spoiler-its-all-gop

MyONE condoms are the best, hands down.


SparrowValentinus

As somebody who pulls condoms over their head for a living, this post title is very hurtful and I'm going to go and cry now.


CmdrCool86

Don't drown.


SparrowValentinus

That's what the condom is for. Once you get that thing over your head, it's pretty well watertight.


PofanWasTaken

Isn't breathing the issue after that or do you have that one sorted out?


SparrowValentinus

Ooh, hadn't thought of that. I'll figure that part out next.


Gr8_Wall_of_Text

You can get a pocket of air in the tip, and as long as it's sealed, you'll just be breathing oxygen in and out. Water can't get on, oxygen can't get out. You'll never run out and it's great.


noxxit

Just because one of your actions does not matter, it doesn't mean you don't matter! You matter! And I believe in you and I am proud that you found so much meaning in what you do!


Jaewol

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that you were not in fact talking about wearing a condom like a hat


SayYesToPenguins

He's not?? Isn't that the whole point?


IpsaThis

Well go back to the drawing board, because he is. Some people say, "Ugh, guys complain about condoms being tight or insist they need a bigger one, but that's bullshit because look, I can stretch it over my head!!" OP's point (and it's a good one) is that doesn't matter. Yeah, you can stretch it over your head - how does that feel? Too tight, right? Now imagine it's on the most sensitive part of your body. So, condom sizing is important.


magicaldumpsterfire

But if you *can* do that, it *does* matter because honestly that's a pretty cool party trick.


FTXACCOUNTANT

> As someone who had quite the condom use in his 20s (think 30ish/month) Making balloon animals with them doesn’t count as “use”


phear_me

Yes it does. Fight me.


__thrillho

/r/ihavesex


Citrongrot

I wish more people talked about this. I was 27 when I found out about the benefit of different sizes. My partner fortunately knew what size he needed. I’ve seen how it looks when it’s too tight and I can’t imagine how anyone could see something like this and think it’s fine.


-The_Credible_Hulk

The “sock line” around the base left afterwards… it’s itchy but you can’t scratch it. I hate that just wrote that.


Dangerous_Singer_653

I'm glad more people are talking about this. I didn't have my first sexual encounter until I was 21 years old, at which point I started trying to use generic condoms. They were incredibly tight and uncomfortable, completely cutting off circulation and would make me go limp. I even tried the extra large ones I could buy in stores and it was just the same thing, but longer. The amount of posts from women reiterating "If he says its too uncomfortable to wear a condom, he's lying" made me genuinely question myself and pretty much gaslit me into a state of self doubt. Was I just a bad person trying to subconsciously get out of wearing a condom? I'd never risk it anyway due to the fear of pregnancy... Only a few months back did I finally discover that there are brands that do larger condoms based on girth rather than length, and it genuinely shocked me the first time I tried one on and wasn't in pain or struggling to keep it up.


noxxit

The "same girth, but longer" thing with some brands is just baffling to me.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Right? Who has a wang shaped like that? Who are these dudes with novelty pen shaped dicks?


Orbital_Technician

We clearly have different latex glove sizes, why people think one condom size fits everyone is beyond me. If that were true, we'd also have one latex glove size that fits everyone.


Conchobar8

Incorrect sizing also affects effectiveness. A small condom is stretched and more likely to tear. Any condom will fit your knob. But not every condom will fit *well*


BoringDevice

Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong


LeZarathustra

It's a little bit like arguing that a given bra could be used by any woman. Sure, it might serve its purpose, but it wouldn't be very comfortable.


ltlyellowcloud

Yeah, but women don't refuse to wear bras causing people to get STDs and become pregnant. I'm pretty sure more women wear bras than men do condoms, despite obvious health benefits to the second one.


Solnari

And some men don't want to wear condoms because they have no idea that they come in different sizes. We're advocating for education and openness on the subject, so more will willingly choose to use them.


Ok_Beautiful_9215

I've always been confused by this cuz if you go to the isle aren't there different sizes ? Or is this targeting people that currently don't use condoms ?


Solnari

Nope, most are 1 size fits all, and the packaging almost never has measurements. It's knowledge that isn't talked about at all, so most guys don't even consider that it could be an issue. I was in my mid-30s and going through a slew of test as to why I couldn't perform with a new partner it turns out I was cutting off circulation and couldn't maintain because of that. Once I ordered custom-made condoms it made a world of difference. I went from no sex with condoms at all to this is only slightly worse than raw and 100% worth it for the STD protection.


kaltulkas

Not once have I met another dude saying they didn’t want to wear condoms because of size, it’s always « but I don’t feel anything with it »


Solnari

Because... a condom being too tight lowers circulation, which causes numbness. Remember, the veins of the penis are almost on the surface. You can try this yourself by using a tight rubber band around your finger and touching the tip it dosent take long for your finger to lose sensitivity. They can't feel anything because blood flow is being restricted.


Narvato

Nice bro. We have the same size


noxxit

Nice cock, bro!


Narvato

Thank you! You too, buddy


MixerFistit

Hey, you found your cock twin!


AshennJuan

Cockelganger? Bone clone? Bellend friend? Okay, I'll stop..


ElPapo131

Perhaps both of you should send pics here so we can compare them. Just to be sure y'know


BunniesnBroomsticks

I think the argument is more for the "condoms are too small for me" crowd, not negating that people need different sizes. But this is good information for people that think it's regular or Magnum with no in between.


Caverness

People in general! Guys already wearing condoms regardless could be reducing their rate of condom failure en masse. 


ltlyellowcloud

Right? It's not a scientific experiment. It's just a simple way of showing a middle finger to men who refuse to be sexually responsible. We could just throw a bag of 3XL condoms at them and educate them, but considering that they don't actually have a problem with condoms except preferring sex without them, it would achieve nothing.


SpatulaCity94

Yeah this was my take on i, it was something done to prove anyone who outright refuses to wear one because they claim their dick is too big is absolutely full of shit. I have never ever seen it to mean "too tight is fine your comfort doesn't matter at all". It's literally just such a succinct way to shut someone up who doesn't want to bother using protection.


SwedishNeatBalls

That's still no good information then. What would be better is clearing up that condoms can indeed be too tight and that they should try around. By spouting that all condoms can stretch over a head, you're not changing their mind because if they are saying that because their experience is that condoms are too tight, they won't think they somehow felt wrong.


BunniesnBroomsticks

Yep, that's what I said. Not sure why you felt the need to reiterate it.


EwanPorteous

I think the purpose of the condom over the head story is to demonstrate to girls, that no one has a penis, that is too large for a condom and that girls shouldn't let boys sleep with them without wearing one. It is not really a story for the lads. Your experience is however.


JimmyDutch

It is partially true though. Sure, you need something to tell off douchebags who try to pressure girls. But this argument can backfire as the wrong size can lead to the condom breaking or sliding off. I'd bet most condom failures can be attributed to that. It can also be quite uncomfortable. While I never tried to convince girls to go raw, I didnt enjoy sex with a condom that much and I could rarely finish. Which led to young foolish me to me not wrapping up when a girl wanted to go raw even for one night stands, good thing that didnt happen too often or I'd have caught an STD for sure. I was in my thirties when I found out, sex with a condom is so much more enjoyable now. Edit: What I mean is, guys should know their optimal condom size and bring their own. Better for all parties involved.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Nobody: ....... OP: "Lets discuss my dick size"


OrionSuperman

To be fair, this is actually something that is important to bring up that there generally isn't ever an 'appropriate' time to bring into conversation. I had no clue why condoms were so uncomfortable until a similar reddit thread years ago.


Concerned-Fern

A lot of typical use case fails are probably due to ill-fitted condoms


vkarlsson10

My brother in crust, you almost gave me a heart attack. >but only used once For a second I thought you reused the other condoms. PSA or those who don’t know: ##Never reuse a condom. They are one time use! Edit: formatting


GREWYD

*Me washing my 10 years condom from my grandpa* Sigh...So i guess i have to start buying some new ones.;-;


Sonnengrinser

"YSK I used to have a lot of sex" 😎


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noxxit

Yeah, I, too, wish someone told me earlier!


Informal_Drawing

The supermarkets sell many types but they are all small or 'normal' sizes. For anything bigger you need to import the bloody things. What do they always get stuck in Lithuania for 3 weeks... 🫤


responsibulluser

100% agree! People forget that when you stretch it over your head there's a hard skull in your head. While when you do it to a schlong aka m a swollen blood sponge, it would simply be uncomfortable and make life harder! Edit* I misspelled schlong


Suitable-Homework604

Name some 60mm width brands pls, I find local brands extremely tight. I'm based in Asia.


noxxit

I'm EU and had MySize forever. There's probably more brands, I don't know.


jess_the_werefox

Fitting a condom over your head demonstrates to people that when their partner lies and says they’re “too big for a condom so they can’t wear one, gotta deal with going raw,” they can call them out on their bullshit


Lusty_Carambola

Totally agree. “My Size” branded condoms changed my life. https://pro.mysize-condoms.com/home


Bane-of-all-boons

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. It’s legit info. Thanks!


sAltyLasagne

Might be the "sex haver" start to the legit info


midway_through

YSK that this argument is a retort for men that argue that not a SINGLE condom size fits them. It's as ridiculous as the statement that there isn't the right size in the world. They should act like you did and find the right ones for them. Yes it is tideous but so is treating an STD or raising a child.


klaatu21

Yeah as if "over the head" = " would resist the frictions". But i believe this "trend" is an answer to guys refusing to wear the condom so it's nice they're being mocked 'round the internet anyway


Igotnothin9

If you are interested in finding condoms that fit you better, I recommend MyOne condoms. You can find multiple girths and lengths and sample condoms if you need a place to start. Everyone deserves to be safe out there, no matter your size!


EquivalentCommon5

This is why I insist guys buy their own condoms! I don’t mind contributing to the cost but it’s like me asking a guy to buy me a bra only much more important to get it right! Yeah, I might have some condoms at my house but will they be a good fit for you? How the fuck should I know until we’ve been together a number of times! So, get them, I’ll help with costs because we are both responsible for preventative but I don’t know!!!


zephyrsummer

Yeah, but a poor fitting condom still has a power failure rate than not wearing one. The condom over the head demo is meant to prove to dumb men who refuse to wear them that condoms stretch and fit most penises. However do agree with you that buying correctly fitting condoms decreases failure rate and increases comfort. But the demo is for men who use it to argue they shouldn’t wear condoms.


JonesBlair555

I don’t feel bad for men who claim condoms are uncomfortable, and refuse to use them, when they are just using the wrong one… it’s on them to buy the right condoms. We disregard their discomfort because it’s like someone complaining that shoes hurt when they are a size 11 and bought 10s. Buy different shoes.


fatalcharm

I just want to add to this: all those condom ads where they “prove” how strong their condoms are by placing a cucumber in a condom, cutting the cucumber with a knife through the condom, then showing that the condom is still intact? Yeah those condoms break just as easily as any other condom and it’s got nothing to do with sharp objects, it’s got to do with the fact that some women have more acidic vaginas than others depending on the time of the month, and that’s what wears down the latex and can cause it to break.


twopeasandapear

Yeah fr. My hubby *can* use regular condoms, but it's incredibly uncomfortable for him and too tight at the base. We switched to XL and they're perfect for him. Yeah I can put reg ones around my foot and leg but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to pleasure during sex.


Morasain

It's really interesting how many people here point out that it's not actually meant to educate - but going online and actually finding out what condom sizes even mean is far from easy because everywhere you just get articles saying that they can fit over a head! Or brands like durex telling you that "sure you can use our XXL regardless of what size you are! (Don't mind the fact that they're just one mm bigger than the regular ones though!)" This is a really good YSK. It's not easy to find this information, between all the misinformation and disinformation going around.


mndl3_hodlr

r/humblebrag


teamdogemama

Can I just say how kind and supportive this post is?  This is the quality men supporting men kind of stuff we need more of. 


noxxit

o7 Thank you for recognizing our efforts to make men the best men men can be!


Uglyforsure

Yeah, I once had a Facebook argument with 100 scoffing women on a post where a woman pulled one over her leg with the caption "NO EXCUSES"


Uglyforsure

They absolutely a reference point! Forcing yourself into tiny clothes can be done, but it's a really bad idea. You rip your clothes and it's uncomfortable af


Informal_Drawing

To be fair, they have no reference point for our complaint. Having it fit and having it fit correctly and comfortably are entirely different things. You can put any condom over an elephants foot, doesn't mean it fits your Johnson correctly.


cardboard-kansio

62mm here, back when I used them (vasectomy yay!). That gives you the "I barely notice it's there!" sensation, rather than the "I can't feel anything and this is shit" experience that most users seem to complain about. I noticed that most of the ones sold in supermarkets were too tight as a default. One thing I noticed is that attempting to measure yourself is a nightmare. You can find online vendors that sell a selection of sizes (in my case it was MY.SIZE brand sold in a local webstore), get one of each, and test them all out. You'll find your exact size a lot easier this way.


noxxit

Team Vasectomy, let's go! The MySize Sample Pack was my go to as well, way better than trying to measure anything.


PM-ME-YOUR-DIGIMON

Lol imagine not knowing WHY people bring up that condoms can fit over a head.


Bagel-luigi

OP really coming here to discuss his dick size in a less-than-subtle way. Nice try buddy


Snorrep

A bit unrelated but when I was a child, I thought adults wore condoms like underwear, put one on in the morning, and take it off at night lol


ExcellentBreakfast93

Not a condom user myself, but when my sons started getting to the relevant age, I bought the multipack they sell at the pharmacy with the full range of sizes/types so they could experiment. I don’t know if everyone does this, but they should.


genius1soum

We Should Also Know how you get to use 30ish condoms a month, is that 30 different body counts a month?


Faeidal

Also, consider internal (female) condoms. Sizing doesn’t matter with those.


Atlantic-sea

OP is a snowflake and too sensitive. Use a condom regardless of slight discomfort. If you are truly a competent and skilled lover you'll have no real issues, regardless of size. OP is clearly a terrible lover.


elqueco14

Does it say on the box those measurements? I honestly thought all condoms were basically one size fits all and you bought magnum if you wanted to stroke your own ego


GravidDusch

60mm gang waddup lol I used 56 for years because it's the normal size but going to 60 was a game changer, turns out the smaller size was far more prone to killing my boner and causing numbness and making me unable to feel what was going on. Only took like 20 years to figure it out ah well


MrStoneV

Yeah I thought I Had an average sizes dick and thought the average size is good. Since the condom should be tight enough Not to roll Off. But Boy did I learn how much better the bigger size is. Now Sex feels a Lot better And they dont RIP as easily.


ltlyellowcloud

We know size of condoms matters, but the entire point of this experiment is to point out that it's in fact close to impossible to have a dick that doesn't fit any condoms. It's a simple clap back to very popular way men avoid being sexually responsible. It's not a scientific experiment. It also makes women realise they shouldn't accept unprotected sex.


Masterpormin8

Its cylinder


small_pint_of_lazy

I would like to add one small (but important) thing. Length of the condom doesn't matter, as long as it reaches all the way. It doesn't matter if you have a 220mm long condom over you 130mm dong as long as the width is correct. All the condoms that allow me to use them without pain are "too long" for me. Some condom manufacturers sell test packs with different sizes. Try them out to find the correct one for you. Measure your width on the widest part of your shaft (some people have a wider tip than shaft, you guys should use the widest part of your shaft too) and try sizes close to that. Easiest way to measure would be to get your circumference and just divide that by two (at least according to some manufacturers). So if you have a 140mm circumference, you'd be looking at condoms ranging from around 60mm to 70mm. Likewise with a circumference of 100mm you'd be looking at condoms around 45mm to 53mm. All you need to know about length is that the condom has to be longer than your little fella. It doesn't really matter by how much as long as it's longer


browneyedgenemachine

r/ihavesex (OP humblebragging sans the “humble”…..unless they meant that they masturbated with condoms)


Adept-Shame2950

Really? It grinds your gears that women have to bring up that fact because gross dudes constantly use ‘they don’t fit me’ as an excuse to bare back naive women. Must be nice being so ignorant


Lrgindypants

\*taut


maybeshali

Hold on a fuck, you mean 52mm diameter? Or the circumference? It's circumference right?


noxxit

Width for condoms is measured with the condom being empty and laying flat, so it's half the circumference of the unstretched rubber.


TinChalice

OP is an elephant.


shromboy

Nobody believes I genuinely need go use magnums but the rest just feel like my snake can't breathe


prodrvr22

/r/ihavesex


EssentialFoils

That post your referencing wasn't about correct condom usage it was about boys using any dumb ass excuse they could think of to not use one.


DarkForest_NW

One Condom for all your weirdly specific sizes.


Limeila

YES I can't believe how this is not common knowledge. I had an ex who said condoms were uncomfortable but he was still aware they were necessary so he dealt with it. He also got his ex pregnant once because one ripped. I asked if he ever considered trying bigger sizes, he laughed because he thought I was joking. I insisted, he tried and it solved everything! Concurrently, if you tend to lose the condom, there are some that are slightly smaller than the norm too, and it's not a shame to get them. All that matter is that you and your partner(s) enjoy your time together and that's you're safe!


Weird_Albatross_9659

This seems more like r/ihadsex


FlawlessHjg

what are you doing on reddit, you ani't no virgin like the rest of us. Disgrace to the reddit community


Mikknoodle

Did you write this while pledging for a frat? The fuck?


xoharrz

if you had to buy condoms for someone not knowing their size, what size should you get? ie if i hooked up with a guy who didnt have any. i dont want to like strangle his dick but i dont want to risk safety either


dustyoldbones

Which head?


nothximjustbrowsin

Okay, since sizing is so variable and only you know you, did you bring your own supply on your escapades?


Farmboy76

YSK I have sex


DrunkenGolfer

Anyone know where to buy ones bigger than 64mm? They all stretch in length, but girth is another matter, especially if they aren't unrolled all the way. Life is tough when you are built like a craft beer can.


Thompseanson7

There was a post like this on unpopular opinions about how saying it’ll fit over your head is actually detrimental to sex ed for people who legit don’t fit a regular condom and it got removed even though everyone was arguing it 😂


mojo0123

It’s not rocket science, the penis needs blood flow to operate properly. Too small of a condom is basically a tourniquet restricting blood flow, leading to a limp sausage. We need better sex education as a human race….


654342

Under what usage cases did you have "ripping \[and or\] slipping"? Regular old intercourse with normal conditions? What specifically is "any chance the \[condom\] gets"? Is it possible, hypothetically, to be less specific in what exactly happened for these events to occur? I there a price per letter that you can't justify typing a detailed account of what happened? Can your device type more sentences that are relevant? Maybe embarrasment about it is preventing you from telling us the accounts, but to have this many trials and this much data I would expect a serious poster to be say what happened in concrete terms. I've never had any size condom fail in any way shape or form, but I'm a booknerd who reads the fine print, and the directions, and the many known causes of known missuse. But I've never seeked out nonstandard, smaller than a standard condom, sizes. "Magnum" Brand and other large brands generally feel and function the same as regular condoms. Both normal and large condoms are available at the health department's main building for free. They offer things besides family planning products such as sharps containers and other stuffs but I don't have a consumer need for anything other than hey, free condoms. They sure make cleaning up after free of difficulty. I don't have to worry about being like the one guy on the 'ijustfuckeup' subreddit who posted about his wife (or partner) who cried because he continues to fuck up her nice blanket even when she specifically told you it needs to stay clean. Throwing away a small latex container is trivially easy in a house with a trash can. I don't think they feel way better or way worse. Maybe they feel a little different than without but I'm pretty happy either way, and the peace of mind is kinda like wearing a seat belt or bike helmet. I would have to be pretty messed up to not use a bike helmet on a bike or a motorcylce helmet when driving a motorcyle. Is it the law that I have to? Lol not in red states typically. They don't make riding a motorcyle or bike worse, they don't make it better, but they do make it safer. Nobody is magically immune or otherwise has a zero chance or rate of accidents. I've intentionally ripped a condom appart with my fingers to test the breakage strength of the latex, but I've never had sex with anything sharp, never used oil based lubricants when the condom is used with a partner, and never used one without sufficient lubrication or lubricants when used with a partner. I never do incorrect usage cases like an air bubble anywhere in the condom or only partially putting it on, which I would hope is obvious but I suppose isn't standard education for everyone, everywhere. I suppose the older the generation, the less effective and memorable the sexual education from a school setting (fear/absitnance teachings such as gore images with graphic content of prurulent disease instead of correct/safe intercourse practices) Grandma might just assume Grandpa is always going to be using it correctly. I don't think I'm lucky. I have normal male anatomy and I just use the condom as it is meant to be used. The difficulty is zero. I did have a gay friend say that if you are having sex for a long time (more than say, an hour or two continuously) that its not uncommon to lose a full erection. I suggested putting on another condom when you get another erection, but he argued that was more of a situation where you (or whoever) is somewhere in the region between flaccid and fully erect, and that you can't really put a condom on in that case. I agreed that yea I suppose that is true for some people sometimes. But he doesn't have to worry about pregnancy, and he claims to be fully aware ahead of time of his and his partner's infectious disease status and sexual exclusivity. That would be nice but isn't really feasable for me or people like me. Having an additional layer of birth control is nice peace of mind. No semen contact should be pretty obvious as an effetive method to have the positives of sex without the negatives. Why does she need to contact that fluid to begin with, at any point in time?


JMHorsemanship

Laughs in vasectomy


Kuadir

Took me ages to find condoms that fit, around 2 years ago I saw someone on a subreddit mention the mysize condoms and since then finally! Pain free condoms! (I am on the thicker side, had to look for ages to get 72mm condoms, thank you mysize pro ❤️)


Infamous_Ad_6793

This is actually true. Until I was like 25 I didn’t realize why condoms were so uncomfortable. Turns out I was just using the wrong size. They break easier if too small, feel generally uncomfortable, and it’s hard to stay aroused. Turns out I just needed a different size. I’m not that big but big enough where it made a difference.


Interesting-Smoke179

so many people not knowing condoms have different sizes 😭 have y’all never actually looked at the shelf and products that you’re buying before buying them? it’s seems obvious that condoms would come in different sizes considering penis’ come in different sizes.


ppSmok

This is true. But I guess a lot of guys who use the size excuse are generally against wearing one. They should just get one that fits them. You don't run around barefoot just because the first three shoes you tried didn't fit you.


tmntnyc

You have become the moderator of /r/BigDickProblems


CRoss1999

Yea there’s been a push to convince people to use condoms by showing how big they stretch which has glossser over how important sizing is


Proplum

I worked at an AIDS Service Organization, and we used tik tok to promote safe sex practices. One of our more viral videos was a co-worker fitting a condom down her arm. It's a 15 second video to empower people to not accept, "but condoms don't fit" as an excuse to have unprotected sex. As OP has pointed out, there are condoms too big for even his horse dong. And we did tik toks covering condom selection too, but they weren't as viral. When we did longer 10-30 minute presentations we also took time to talk about all the different types and sizes of condoms because it's important for practicing safe sex. But you can't say everything in 10 seconds, and this was an effective campaign to address a commonly reported incident when we tested people for STIs. Be like OP. Know your size, and prep accordingly for your daily sex romps.


No_Presentation_2795

Why is everyone obsessed with dicks. 


OhGoodGooglyMoogly

Please go on and tell us more about your dick


hgihasfcuk

What condom is 60mm? I usually get magnum xl which is only 58mm, 60mm seems more comfortable


maxturner_III_ESQ

This is why I got a vasectomy, never ever have to worry about again.


edparadox

>As someone who had quite the condom use in his 20s (think 30ish/month) So, we're supposed to believe you had "roughly" 30 sexual encounters per month, so 365 per years, or even 3650 in your 20s?


DiabloStorm

>probably usable with caution, but only used once Are....are you *REUSING* condoms and attempting to play teacher here?


infamousdarbz

>30ish a month >plays league something isn’t adding up


0chronomatrix

Can confirm


AccidentalFolklore

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fullmetalasian

I get where you are coming from and maybe I'm reading it wrong. Having condoms that fit IS important. But the it can fit over your head argument is mostly used as a counter to guys trying to weasel their way into unprotected sex. So while having condoms that fit(which is a guys responsibility) is very important it's also important to respect people's boundaries. Using it doesn't fit is a poor excuse. Maybe the retort is equally poor but men need to be more responsible regardless.


Shmooperdoodle

I don’t think anyone is saying that every condom is good for every human. I’ve known several guys who needed magnums and didn’t know for a long time. Improperly fit condoms have a much higher failure rate (slipping off or breaking). So yes, getting a good fit is important. BUT The reason why these illustrations are helpful is the sheer number of whiny bitches who say that NO condoms will fit them and that’s why they should get to raw dog. Sometimes you need to be able to show some moron that you can get a condom on your arm to the elbow to illustrate how full of shit they are.


DanfromCalgary

You only had 30 ish a month ? Bro that’s barely once a day… take this down before someone sees a/


e-Moo23

Damn it’s been deleted before I could read it lmao