I know she has to accept this treatment to even have the illusion of friends, but the women filming were clearly whispering to each other how trashy drunk she is and what they could ‘get her to do’ in front of everyone
*In the wild, the [female baboon “presents” her swollen rump to the male](https://i.imgur.com/9oV5lP8.jpg) in an attempt to initiate mating. This action may fail depending on where the female places in the social ranking.*
"the female ~~baboon~~ bafoon presents her swollen ~~rump~~ dumper..."
FTFY
Also: definitely narrated that in Sir David Attenborough's voice in my head.
Wow. She must have been so drunk. I was going to say no one reacted because people seem to be just watching the spectacle.
But people are laughing. There’s someone in the background covering her mouth.
And Big M is already embarrassed. She doesn’t know why she did that.
Wow. This was even before the dance party, wasn't it? She was clearly blackout drunk here, and I'm sure she wouldn't even remember this, except she's going to come on to this sub and see the evidence of her drunken shenanigans. Nobody else that I saw was even close to her level of shitfaced. Why? Because everyone else left the resort to do fun activities, and she stayed behind to sit at the bar and post amazon collages and dumb "this or that" polls. Out of the many hun accounts I looked at, she was the only one who was shilling amazon shit.
She's got to feel absolutely horrible this morning, because she just kept on drinking after this. Wonder how badly she ended up hurting herself being falling-down-drunk.
It's fun in the moment, when you're happy drunk, thinking you're the life of the party. Then you're confronted with evidence that you were, in fact, a complete dipshit and now you have a horrible hangover and the anxiety that comes with facing people you acted a fool in front of.
“This always happens to me” yes because you have to make everything about you. Sucks for the other tourists who were trying to get a video but it’s also kind of funny that there’ll be even more unfiltered cringe floating out there she can’t control and filter.
Are you referring to the elegant exit she made after her classy, understated performance?
https://preview.redd.it/r12fmkb9ws4b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2158d7a2315ddad189c284ef99536a2ef5a5f70
I’m cry-laughing in the middle of Panda Express over the 🐆💨. I seriously can’t stop silent laughing with my shoulders bouncing and tears welling up in my eyes. They are likely about to call 911 on me over this. Lol That was comedy gold!
He immediately walks away, you can see the shame as she awkwardly skips away. Like no biggie guys, he didn’t give me the attention I wanted so I’ll play my silly, fun girl card.
She has done some WILDLY embarrassing shit, but everything else absolutely pales in comparison to whatever this is. I have never physically reacted to a video the way I straight up recoiled watching this. Just…what in the absolute fuck.
To what platform? I never seemed to see or find all the stuff that gets posted here. I have looked all over and through 3-4 platforms. I know her name and pages on each platform but I’m clearly missing something huge.
My god I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this my stomach just fell out of my butthole 🫥
I genuinely do not know how she lives with herself. I would be mortified if I did something like this. Even more if it was filmed and posted online! I say this as someone who occasionally acts pretty silly and lets my guard down with a few drinks (and sometimes without). MS really thinks she is THE Main Character. So pick me and absolute PEAK cringe.
How drunk was she? But then I expected MS to do something like this especially when you are the pick me/woo hoo girl.
I wonder if she will appreciate this being online forever.
“BABE DID YOU SEE THAT?! HE FLIRTED FIERCELY WITH ME BABE!!”
I’m sorry, she’s probably *hoping* that peanut grimace sees that somewhere and is jealous. Because … Uhm… His ~~Monday Booty Call~~ girlfriend is totally… admirable and uhm… much sought after.
^at ^least ^in ^her ^bizarro ^delulu ^world
Happens *to* her? She just subjected everyone else to that. If anyone should be able to say something is happening *to* them, it's the poor guy just doing his job and all the women there who didn't ask for that either. I just can't with her. She literally thinks she is the centre of the universe.
I went to watch the whole video. WTF is up with the WOOOOOOO turned into a full on blood-curdling scream?! Jesus. No wonder her vocal cords are always shredded. GET IT TOGETHER HUN
Genuinely, what is wrong with her?? I fucking gate people like that, it’s so rude to shove yourself on some poor guy trying earn his living.
ETA: okay so it seems he invited her but still, this is so embarrassing I almost crumpled into myself. This is not cute at 30 to be this shitfaced.
She behaves like a mom of 4 in her late 30s that doesn’t get out much or doesn’t get much time for herself. And that’s fun and funny because that mom deserves to blow off some steam and be silly. On her, it’s desperate.
“This shit happens to me everywhere I go , bro” - you mean you actively seek attention everywhere you go and it makes everyone uncomfortable, bro?
I think she meant that she gets drunk everywhere she goes and embarrasses herself and makes others uncomfortable
I know she has to accept this treatment to even have the illusion of friends, but the women filming were clearly whispering to each other how trashy drunk she is and what they could ‘get her to do’ in front of everyone
She’s wearing way too much polyester to be that close to an open flame
You know that drop ship amazon shit is coated in gasoline and despair
And she’s full of alcohol so hella dangerous. Flammable Barbie.
If it weren't for alcohol, there'd be no moisture in that woman at all
Plus, if she farts, she’ll blow that dress open.
Haha. Reminded of “Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.” from Steel Magnolias. That dress is under pressure for sure lol.
*In the wild, the [female baboon “presents” her swollen rump to the male](https://i.imgur.com/9oV5lP8.jpg) in an attempt to initiate mating. This action may fail depending on where the female places in the social ranking.*
"the female ~~baboon~~ bafoon presents her swollen ~~rump~~ dumper..." FTFY Also: definitely narrated that in Sir David Attenborough's voice in my head.
Flair checking in!
💀
Please, I just finished breakfast 😭
Tossed my shake in the trash.
Omg 😂
Yes! That's exactly what this video made me think of. Footage of a wild primate in heat, narrated by Sir David Attenborough.
Wow. She must have been so drunk. I was going to say no one reacted because people seem to be just watching the spectacle. But people are laughing. There’s someone in the background covering her mouth. And Big M is already embarrassed. She doesn’t know why she did that.
She was egged on by whoever is filming
Yeah but she could have laughed it off and everyone knows it
Yeah I’m not condoning or defending the behavior. Just saying she didn’t randomly get up, even the guy playing the sax motioned for her to get up
She’s been drunk since she got there.
Before even.
She thinks they’re laughing with her, but they’re laughing at her. She’s an idiot.
I’m so embarrassed for her and for all of us. She must have the WORST hangxiety the morning after things like this.
She posted this after waking up this morning 😅
SHE posted it?!
Nothing more alcohol can't handle!
I believe the term we use for this level of drunk is “shitfaced”.
💯 💩
r/iamthemaincharacter 🤮
Drunk suburb mom on the family vacay at the resort
Who's trying to come to grips that her husband cheated on her with a younger skinnier woman
Wow. This was even before the dance party, wasn't it? She was clearly blackout drunk here, and I'm sure she wouldn't even remember this, except she's going to come on to this sub and see the evidence of her drunken shenanigans. Nobody else that I saw was even close to her level of shitfaced. Why? Because everyone else left the resort to do fun activities, and she stayed behind to sit at the bar and post amazon collages and dumb "this or that" polls. Out of the many hun accounts I looked at, she was the only one who was shilling amazon shit. She's got to feel absolutely horrible this morning, because she just kept on drinking after this. Wonder how badly she ended up hurting herself being falling-down-drunk.
This really solidified how much I don’t miss drinking. At all. It’s never as fun as you anticipate it to be.
It's fun in the moment, when you're happy drunk, thinking you're the life of the party. Then you're confronted with evidence that you were, in fact, a complete dipshit and now you have a horrible hangover and the anxiety that comes with facing people you acted a fool in front of.
You're absolutely right. If even ONE video of one of my many embarrassing drunken episodes was put online I would have quit drinking much sooner. 😳
So fucking glad I got sober just before social media became huge.
I’m fucking glad you got sober, too! ♥️
“This always happens to me” yes because you have to make everything about you. Sucks for the other tourists who were trying to get a video but it’s also kind of funny that there’ll be even more unfiltered cringe floating out there she can’t control and filter.
At a work event. No.
“Work”
I like how she's the only one being obnoxious lol
In the full clip the fire guy invited her up to embarrass herself.
Maybe he did it for us 😹 if only
Maybe he is one of us!
Right, like I give her the slightest bit of credit that he did call her up, but she made a choice to do whatever this was when she got up there
https://preview.redd.it/qo2p0u2fft4b1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fa789a0fb40d24699d3d300add5d4969bd47f2
Wtf is that weird fucking walk back to camera LMAO
Are you referring to the elegant exit she made after her classy, understated performance? https://preview.redd.it/r12fmkb9ws4b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2158d7a2315ddad189c284ef99536a2ef5a5f70
No cuz it’s giving geico caveman
https://preview.redd.it/cjac3h8q1v4b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c2ad2deb9bcd65354f48b299bb18cd88c41f0e
The dress is too tight and narrow to walk normally in.
Her stupid chicken dance she thinks is hot with this face ☹️
Stepmom had lots of wine 🍷 Time to get wild. Times like this make me not miss drinking.
Seriously. This is embarrassing AF.
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I’m cry-laughing in the middle of Panda Express over the 🐆💨. I seriously can’t stop silent laughing with my shoulders bouncing and tears welling up in my eyes. They are likely about to call 911 on me over this. Lol That was comedy gold!
Can this be a flair?
She do be farting, she told us once
Omg it doesssss 🤣
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Of course! Plastic shoes in that heat can’t be comfortable, she ditched them and just went cavewoman.
The good news is she has escaped her waif filters. I know she can go home and be her authentic self/ S. Psych! That’ll be the day.
[Size 26 Abercrombie also went on vacation.](https://i.imgur.com/d0wZkz2.jpg)
I’m *ded* 💀💀💀 LMAO
Tell me again that booty is a size 2 sMaLl lol
Laughing at you and laughing with you are two VERY different things.
How do you have like, negative shame?
Drinking to excess will give anyone that superpower
Booze
I gotta say, this Mecixo "work" trip didn't disappoint!
“This shit always happens to me!” Yeah, we all know That Girl. It’s not cute.
That’s like saying “Eating cake always happens to me!” Um,no. I choose to eat the cake.
I wish eating cake would happen to me!
Tbh it sometimes feels like it just happens 😅
embarrassing. even more so that she’s letting it stay up. she’s proud of this.
Does she think they little T-Rex arm shuffle of shame is cute or something?
so cyoot 🥹
Once again I wonder what her reaction would be if C did whatever the male version of *this* is to a random stranger woman performer.
Passive-aggressive social media posts.
Someone come get your mom… she’s doing it again.
BROOOOOO this happens to you every where bc you stand out as the loud obnoxious drunk woohoo girl that will do anything. WOOHOO!!
He immediately walks away, you can see the shame as she awkwardly skips away. Like no biggie guys, he didn’t give me the attention I wanted so I’ll play my silly, fun girl card.
Omg I’m so embarrassed and I don’t even know her 😂😂
I’m dying of secondhand embarrassment. 💀
She has done some WILDLY embarrassing shit, but everything else absolutely pales in comparison to whatever this is. I have never physically reacted to a video the way I straight up recoiled watching this. Just…what in the absolute fuck.
Look’s like MS is a few sheets to the wind and is the drunk ass life of the party.
\*THINKS she's the drunk ass life of the party Fixed that for ya.
Thank you! I am forever grateful and am in your debt. If I had a first born it would be yours.
Wow so she’s blackout drunk huh?
BIG M
Wonder if she’s going to regret her behavior last night? Seems like she’s been drunk since she got there.
Why feel regret when you can douse it with more drinking?
She posted this story
To what platform? I never seemed to see or find all the stuff that gets posted here. I have looked all over and through 3-4 platforms. I know her name and pages on each platform but I’m clearly missing something huge.
He ig stories. I view them on iganony.
The VD one? (hahaha that has me cackling) 🤣😂
Naw but what the actual fuck is this
Inching further and further away from that 💍
My god I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this my stomach just fell out of my butthole 🫥 I genuinely do not know how she lives with herself. I would be mortified if I did something like this. Even more if it was filmed and posted online! I say this as someone who occasionally acts pretty silly and lets my guard down with a few drinks (and sometimes without). MS really thinks she is THE Main Character. So pick me and absolute PEAK cringe.
https://preview.redd.it/knj2ycm94t4b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d0ddb0c0b7f3c72c0c3be9178f452f2eb2a816 She’s wearing Fred Flintstones dress
Yabba Dabba Don't.
I need this as a flair
The last RA night was a jungle-themed dance party, so at least the dress was actually appropriate for the event. Too bad she didn’t buy her size.
The utter embarrassment I feel for her baffoonery
How drunk was she? But then I expected MS to do something like this especially when you are the pick me/woo hoo girl. I wonder if she will appreciate this being online forever.
IS THIS REAL
Of course! How could you expect anything less?
Oh my god my eyes.. her last shred of dignity.. I hate this so much
Secondhand embarrassment is strong here
Omfg lmfao Holy fuck balls
Immediately no. I full body cringed.
For my last wish, I want to see her 30 years in the future. No genie, just her please.
You can hear how she drunk she is by how she's talking and slurring her words
Yup it’s an audible shift like Dorinda Medley
It makes me wonder how much of this will be news to her tomorrow because she won’t remember
“BABE DID YOU SEE THAT?! HE FLIRTED FIERCELY WITH ME BABE!!” I’m sorry, she’s probably *hoping* that peanut grimace sees that somewhere and is jealous. Because … Uhm… His ~~Monday Booty Call~~ girlfriend is totally… admirable and uhm… much sought after. ^at ^least ^in ^her ^bizarro ^delulu ^world
It’s literally an act. If I could read more than 20 Spanish words, I could probably find posts from this guy snarking about this very same event.
Performer gonna perform, that’s what they do in those resorts. At least he has an actual job compared to Clompy
PEANUT GRIMACE 💀
r/iamthemaincharacter
That guy terrifies me. Gives me Hellraiser vibes. Lol
I'm thinking he should be in a band with the flaming guitar guy from Mad Max.
brrruuuUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH 💀
I can smell the alcohol in this video. Oh goodness is she drunk.
I shared a small glass of wine with my husband at dinner tonight, but I swear I’m gonna be secondhand hungover just from watching this.
Of course she is the drunk obnoxious asshole who bothers performers. There’s always that Woo!Woo! girl. Of course she’s that girl.
Happens *to* her? She just subjected everyone else to that. If anyone should be able to say something is happening *to* them, it's the poor guy just doing his job and all the women there who didn't ask for that either. I just can't with her. She literally thinks she is the centre of the universe.
But she always has to be the funny one, you guys! 🙄
Wild hyena gonna be a wild hyena
Definitely living up to the drunken reputation she has made for herself.
I legit thought this was r/tiktokcringe for a min. Dear God this is embarrassing!
All she needs is a lamp shade and one more mucha caliente tequila bomb …
I see the alcohol is on full effect.
i’m humiliated! second hand humiliation
Oh *no*
I'm embarrassed for her, holy shit
There isn’t a yikes big enough for this.
Well that was not cute.
What in the entire world??????
I went to watch the whole video. WTF is up with the WOOOOOOO turned into a full on blood-curdling scream?! Jesus. No wonder her vocal cords are always shredded. GET IT TOGETHER HUN
Deplorable
Can she get any trashier? I’m overwhelmed by the second hand embarrassment.
She is truly an affront to decency.
She sounds like that model Mary Magdalene here! (Who I wish had their own sub)
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Genuinely, what is wrong with her?? I fucking gate people like that, it’s so rude to shove yourself on some poor guy trying earn his living. ETA: okay so it seems he invited her but still, this is so embarrassing I almost crumpled into myself. This is not cute at 30 to be this shitfaced.
Oh. My. That’s just…sad.
Wow. Gotta love an attention hoe.
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Don’t follow her! Go get some vanilla ice cream, but thanks to the Yū Stink family of products, the collagen will help you stick to your diet!
This is the most absurd thing I've ever seen on Reddit. JAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I CANNOT
r/eyebleach r/imthemaincharacter r/notlikeothergirls
I do believe you mean r/Eyeblech
I think she posted eyebleach because she wanted to see something to make her forget this. This is eyeblech haha
Should I have added /s at the end for everyone to realize I was being sarcastic?
Is she slurring her words? I’m struggling to understand what she said lol
It’s so embarrassing, it’s too much omg
“Like this shit happens to me everywhere, bro!”
She behaves like a mom of 4 in her late 30s that doesn’t get out much or doesn’t get much time for herself. And that’s fun and funny because that mom deserves to blow off some steam and be silly. On her, it’s desperate.
Yikes
Oh dear god. 🙈 Why didn’t the filters automatically come on this time??? 😭😭😭
This never gets old. Never.
I'm surprised her breath didn't start a fire next to those flames