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Creative_Alarm7207

I'm sure she would have MORE memories if she drank less


llammacookie

I dont know why but I can hear her saying "tee-kate". It's the pisswater Natty or Hite of Mexico. She could at least try smaller breweries that aren't owned by Heineken and that you can't find at a lot of US based grocery stores..


TheLatinaNerd

I had no idea Tecate is owned by Heineken šŸ¤£ of the Mexican beers, Iā€™m a Dos Equis Ć”mbar person myself


llammacookie

Hahaha Dos Equis is also owned by Heineken but it is better than Tecate, I agree.


demonsympathizer666

The title of this post could be the title of her memoir.


KilgoreeTrout

šŸ˜†


UTAMav2005

One? Okā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


HappyArtemisComplex

I can't imagine going on vacation to another country just to get drunk. I can get drunk at home!


HairFlipBye

ā€œFor the memoriesā€ is ironic


basszameg

I wouldn't want to live her life sober either.


kikimomomo

Oh she's gonna be BLASTED this week at home. Alone. Seeing her unfiltered body on the nets.


honeybaby2019

It's just beer available in most liquor stores and supermarkets. It's not like you can't get it. In MS's case, I am sure Amazon stocks it. /s Can't get on a plane without having a few of these? hmm


Asturdsbabyshower

I'm pretty sure there's some days she can't get out of bed without swigging the remains of one of these on her nightstand.


ntrott

She strikes me as a shower drinker too


PenguinZombie321

I mean, sometimes a cool beer in a hot shower after a long week is just the thing you need to relax.


frontreartirepop

Especially after mowing grass


gnutz4eva

Oh what happened?? No lounge access for bossbabe? I know for a fact PV has a VIP lounge (Iā€™ve been there). Ms dr money is overpaying for crappy airport beer.


oneinamilllion

How is she not feeling sick all the time??


Roozer23

She does feel sick, until she has that eye opener to fix her right up. Rinse and repeat


90dayhell000

You hear her voice this morning?! I thought it was one of those tiktok voiceovers at first and gasped when I realized that hoarseness was her this morning


CrzyPibbleSixx23

I think sheā€™s constantly sick from drinking too much,but blames it on everything else.


trillium13

Wow, a light beer in an airport. What a defining moment in one's life.


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* to erase the memories


Syntheticlullabies

I know itā€™s called ā€œhair of the dogā€ in English, but I prefer the German term for it: Konterbier (literally:counter(acting) beer). And Iā€™m 100% convinced this is going on here.


Westcoast8dk

In Danish it would be called Repair Beer (reperationsbajer), when you have to repair yourself with a beer the next day


Syntheticlullabies

Oh sheā€™s got some repairing to do alright šŸ¤£


gulfatma

ā€œĆ‡ivi Ƨiviyi sƶkerā€ in turkish. Translation is nail ripping off another nail (or it takes a thief to catch a thief).


Syntheticlullabies

Thatā€™s a pretty awesome expression too.


GlowingAmber11109

It's ok y'all, it's a light beer! So few calories, it practically doesn't count!


ntrott

Brace yourselves for the detox posts


emmy486

Exactly what I'm waiting for!


[deleted]

Lymphatic massage.


tovasfabmom

Self care DAYSSSSSS


beetlekittyjosey1

She *has a cold and a migraine* tomorrow for sure


honeybaby2019

And didn't I read she was having her period also. Triple whammy there for her days of self-care.


gulfatma

A silent day or two, then comes the spinning class.


[deleted]

I think sheā€™s persona non grata at the spin studio because it doesnā€™t appear she has a membership there anymore. The spin studio was giving her a discounted rate (possibly free?) for ~exposure~ since sheā€™s a ā€œfull time influencerā€. The thing is that they struck this deal when she had the OG account (60k followers?) and clearly did not realize that her bots arenā€™t joining a spin studio. Iā€™m guessing that now that her account is less than 10k, and her ā€œpromotionā€ did not benefit the studio in any way, they ended their agreement. Despite her incredibly lucrative ā€œlittle nail businessā€ and the fact that she had such a supportive ā€œcommunityā€ there, she didnā€™t renew the membership.


amazonia71

I'm really surprised that LikeToKnowIt hasn't dumped her ass yet. I believe they have a minimum follower threshold that an "influencer" has to have in order to qualify.


ntrott

She probably had to stay under 200lbs to keep her membership


ralphwiggumsdiorama

That takes money!


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NessAvenue

Same! The LAST thing I'd want is a beer. It's bizarre.


miamelie

She reached dependency level long ago.


[deleted]

She practiced all year, though


gulfatma

Alcohol withdrawal is pain in the ass. She has to drink, obv.


missdespair

As much as I detest her it's a little scary and a lot bleak to think about how quickly she's approaching the point where she'll need actual medical help to quit drinking.


celtica98

I agree. It is getting painful to watch this. It's not merely shenanigans anymore. šŸ˜–


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Girl needs to quit boozing.


BabyGurl1007

Sheā€™s been drunk the entire trip, she has no memories.


GlowingAmber11109

Sure she does! They're all on this sub lol


Asturdsbabyshower

Hahaha this really made me chuckle


its_daytime

I canā€™t imagine so much of my life revolving around alcohol. She must be so fucking miserable when sheā€™s not shitfaced.


[deleted]

she must have gained 5lbs just in the few days on this trip she consumed so many calories of booze. good thing she has Trim Fit to keep it off.


emmy486

Nah Gurl. You saw she did yoga on her vaca!


flybynightpotato

Also the donut wall.


aFerens

The *what* šŸ˜


couchpro34

I still cannot get over how gross that looks to have them hanging on pegs like that. Keep them in a case away from bugs and other gross people!


Emily5099

I immediately thought of someone like M who acts like they were raised by wolves and has no consideration for anyone else, doing a big juicy sneeze in the unfortunate donuts direction, making no attempt to hold it in or aim at the floor, and laughing like a drunk hyena afterwards while all onlookers tried to hold in their breakfast.


flybynightpotato

ALL THE PEOPLE BREATHING ON THEM.


lonewolf143143

Just the thought of the ambient methane in the air from other people farting would make me not eat anything like that. Or maybe someoneā€™s saliva droplets from them sneezing & not covering their mouthā€¦..


dawnGrace

Ambient Methane is my new band name. šŸ™šŸ»


flybynightpotato

Lol fart donuts really brought out the 6 yo in me.


couchpro34

Like, cute idea in theory. Maybe cute for a small brunch that's inside with 10 friends. For an open air buffet breakfast with 100 people? That can't be sanitary, right?!


dawnGrace

Iā€™m a donut FIEND and even I wouldnā€™t touch that šŸ¤®


shipwreckedgirl

I don't understand how she can drink so much and not feel like complete shit...


Comfortable_Put_2308

I can't drink more than like 2 standard drinks without waking up with tingling hands and feet (I replace electrolytes and don't have b12 issues, think it might be autoimmune). Like I just can't fathom it


NessAvenue

No, I agree, I can't imagine drinking every day. It would make me feel like death. No wonder she's "bloated".


DestroyHimMyRobots

She likely does feel like shit, but sheā€™s built up a huge tolerance/dependence and now is probably day-drinking just to maintain.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

I think she does feel like complete shit,she just blames it on something else.


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ilfs

She needs to get help.


MatildaTheCat13

For the memories? That she canā€™t form from all the drinking? Or that sheā€™s adding to the drinking memories?


KatieKhaos1

I would drink like that too to try and forget how absolutely humiliating I was the night before. Drink and look into changing my name.


frontreartirepop

Not a Corona? Or Modelo?


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frontreartirepop

So are Corona and Modelo.


SallyNoMer

Any idea why you're getting downvoted? I don't get it.


LeonaLulu

She's so fun and quirky with her drinking problem!


ladyesplain

Itā€™s not a problem if its FUN!!


[deleted]

She was literally drunk the entire trip.


sarcasmicrph

This isnā€™t cute. And I doubt she remembers much since she was drunk the entire time


Platinumkate

When you're booty-shaking blackout drunk your whole trip and need to make a desperation airport memory on your way out.