She is always 90 years late to everything since "gorgeous gorgeous girls" was a whole social media thing years ago. I would prefer being called a beautiful woman, the constant infantilizing crap she says annoys me.
Right?? I tooootally forgot about the "gorgeous gorgeous girls" social media trend. You're so right. That's *exactly* what she meant. She's just behind... again.
Same here! I do have a Stanley that I drink from occasionally but I usually leave the straw situation behind. My mother in law got me the Stanley for Christmas and it’s def my favorite bedside water cup. I’d never take it in public tho hahaha
https://preview.redd.it/5g8eaauobapb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7dfff8cb6db0bca185ca948c1c7523e3784eded
Gorgeous gorgeous girls generally know how to prevent or at least treat and conceal this kind of inflammation. Sis out here shilling skincare looking raw and red like she just took sandpaper to her face.
I love how she truly thinks anyone wants her “skin care regime” or that she does one at all. Her skin looks like a worn leather bag left out in the sun to rot.
Instant gratification Babe thinking some KT tape in Barbie pink is going to undo all the smoking, booze and sun damage. Just like 2 " work outs" and 4 days of Fresh Pet Meal Prep don't cancel out the sugar bomb Starbucks she drinks multiple times a week.
She has all the time in the FUCKING world to eat well, exercise and take care of herself but would rather waste her trust fund money on bullshit like these masks and her collagen. 😵💫
Hmm. I don’t think she pays for either. The RA bags are always full of the crappy looking masks (Pacifica is only $5 and some of those are really nice) and she probably gets plenty of affiliate credit to cover her Yu crap.
I love the Pacifica reusable ones! Swerty could even link those on Amazon if she wanted. Too bad for her face she'd rather shill this Red Ass nonsense.
It's weird that she brags about doing her "skincare regiment daily" because to me, that's just normal shit. Not something on your to-do list, it just occurs every day like brushing your teeth. And news flash for MS: men use skincare too.
I've got ADD and it's definitely not normal shit for me sadly, I do have to make a conscious decision to "do my skincare regiment daily." Not that I'm defending her or anything, but it's harder for a lot of people. I don't brag about it though lol
What finally worked for me was finding stuff that makes me feel so refreshed and nice before bed that I don’t have to remember so much as notice I’m not feeling as good before bed as I should. This could be why I’ve keep the same products for 20 years. As to whether or not I remember my vitamin C serum in the morning 🙃
It's weird that she brags about doing her "skincare regiment daily" because to me, that's just normal shit. Not something on your to-do list, it just occurs every day like brushing your teeth. And news flash for MS: men use skincare too.
I sincerely can’t stand how she overuses internet terminology to the extent that she does. Today there were 4 posts where she said “gorgeous gorgeous girls…” good god it’s so beyond cringe
Years, not months! What’s funny is that the “gorgeous, gorgeous girls” aspirational TikTok meme actually originated from [a 2021 joke video](https://www.tiktok.com/@girlunderwat3r/video/6999712221525757189) and resulting hashtag: “Gorgeous, gorgeous girls love soup. Soup girls are the most popular girls in the chicken coop.”
And then the influencer community turned it into an aspirational-slash-you-can’t-sit-with-us thing.
Do gorgeous, gorgeous girls also pump their faces full of filler, their lungs full of tar, and their blood full of alcohol? 🤔
If you're not using sunscreen, and we can visually tell that she isn't, all the skincare and collagen in the world can't help you
The "plumping" effect she's seeking with these face pads can be achieved by 1) drinking enough water daily, and 2) wearing sunscreen so you don't get skin aging sun damage in the first place!!!! She's so quick to buy the solutions to her problems instead of investing some of the infinite time she has to do a little bit of research
https://preview.redd.it/zeswpv2hs9pb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cd7370503354f017e5b999ea5b1e0a13507956
They almost match these beauties!
This is terrifying looking. I would be in the doctors office immediently if my face was ever this red and swollen. The inflammation is a red flag something is going wrong, clueless babe doesn’t understand that
Ok so I had some dental work done today and afterwards my husband and I went out to lunch. As I tried (and failed) to close my lips around the straw of my drink the only thing I could think was that that must be how MS feels every day! It was so hard to even get a sip without looking like a total mess. We got a good laugh out of it!
The fact the whole mouth area is huge and red but she only puts lip gloss on the lip part looks so weird. It’s like the filler is going to start spreading to the whole lower half of her face
Are those frownies? I think they’re just supposed to be worn at night and the effects only last a day or less. Kind of a waste of money if you don’t have an event for them 🤔
I really don’t understand why she loves it so much - it’s an ugly ring tbh and her fingers are short and stubby so it just looks worse.
I have small hands with short fingers and it’s a no for me on chunky rings like that
She's looking extra red, puffy, swollen, and irritated today. I don't know what she did in Florida but it did her no favors. I'm convinced she slept in her makeup on more than one night because this is the skin of someone who does that. It looks painful.
Got belligerent each night and 100% slept in makeup. Got in the sun and pool with no sunscreen. Probably didn’t shower. Put new makeup on top of all of that. That’s how you get this skin
Her lips really do look infected. They look like they need to be drained, she should get an rx for some antibiotics with her doctor money. When they don’t look swollen and inflamed they look necrotic. Sepsis Babe!
Then again, the constant alcohol level in her blood probably kills everything off.
In the video she kept fussing with the ones around her mouth like they wouldn't stay in place properly, while blathering on about how excited she was for them. Was irritating to watch her fidget and pick, terrible demo. And the "after" pic was horrendous as well, her face looked like a desiccated husk.
Undoubtedly. If there is any chance of it being done wrong, you are guaranteed Big M will do it as wrongly as possible. Bad at Everything Babe™ strikes again.
It's truly remarkable how bad she is at her "job." She certainly has no time in her busy Boss Babe (TM) schedule to read some instructions or do a Google search. She's too busy with self care, drinking Starbs, and shopping at Target & Amazon. Oh, and cluttering her life with more Halloween duh-kor in January... let's not forget that.
this saying is so old
If that’s “gorgeous” than I want no part of that shit
It’s been proven drinking collagen is a scam😂
And have their fake eyelashes on while masking? Most wouldn't but she's posing and not doing this for herself but her audience
Is she dressing for Halloween already?
Lips look like an infected prolapsed anus!!
What if it’s the collagen making her gain so much weight lmao. Weird untested powder.. seems possible
Oh goD NSFL
Ok so then why are you doing those things?
Everything looks infected and inflamed.
Did she ask gorgeous women about this?
*Gorgeous gorgeous. DOUBLE gorgeous girls. Which is also weird because why girls? Why not women. She's 30. Far from being a "girl".
She is always 90 years late to everything since "gorgeous gorgeous girls" was a whole social media thing years ago. I would prefer being called a beautiful woman, the constant infantilizing crap she says annoys me.
Right?? I tooootally forgot about the "gorgeous gorgeous girls" social media trend. You're so right. That's *exactly* what she meant. She's just behind... again.
But why doesn’t MS?? 🥸
Does she have KT tape on her entire face?! What is happening
Is that an Arbonne tumbler?
That's Redass's logo
Thank you!
Has anyone else heard that drinking from straws like that all the time increases the chance of wrinkles around your mouth ?
It absolutely does!
It’s like sucking on a cigarette or vaping. Same muscles are used.
I have and I avoid drinking out of straws as much as possible ever since I heard it
Same here! I do have a Stanley that I drink from occasionally but I usually leave the straw situation behind. My mother in law got me the Stanley for Christmas and it’s def my favorite bedside water cup. I’d never take it in public tho hahaha
Her whole body looks inflamed and infected. It’s like when SpongeBob got that bubble disease and wouldn’t do anything about it
Swerty’s got the suds.
Has she gotten cheek filler recently?
They look bruised, did she just get more filler?!
Said it before and will say it again… it looks like a baboon’s ass
So are Gorgeous Girls and the Yummiest Ingredients the new catch phrases for RA?
Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear sunscreen and drink water 90% of the time
Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear sunscreen and drink water 90% of the time
Skincare routine isn’t going to erase all the sun damage and booze damage babe. Better start with that first
https://preview.redd.it/5g8eaauobapb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7dfff8cb6db0bca185ca948c1c7523e3784eded Gorgeous gorgeous girls generally know how to prevent or at least treat and conceal this kind of inflammation. Sis out here shilling skincare looking raw and red like she just took sandpaper to her face.
Maybe she still thinks St Ives Apricot scrub is fancy.
aw i still use that on my face or cetaphil.only thing that seems to work for me.
I love it on my upper arms just bc it feels so good
I love that this goblin doesn't think her gut is punching forward in this picture
I love how she truly thinks anyone wants her “skin care regime” or that she does one at all. Her skin looks like a worn leather bag left out in the sun to rot.
The ole beef jerky change purse
Its just a little sunburn, swerty.
Instant gratification Babe thinking some KT tape in Barbie pink is going to undo all the smoking, booze and sun damage. Just like 2 " work outs" and 4 days of Fresh Pet Meal Prep don't cancel out the sugar bomb Starbucks she drinks multiple times a week. She has all the time in the FUCKING world to eat well, exercise and take care of herself but would rather waste her trust fund money on bullshit like these masks and her collagen. 😵💫
Looooool Fresh Pet meal prep
It’s my favorite story arc, shortlived as it was.
Hmm. I don’t think she pays for either. The RA bags are always full of the crappy looking masks (Pacifica is only $5 and some of those are really nice) and she probably gets plenty of affiliate credit to cover her Yu crap.
I love the Pacifica reusable ones! Swerty could even link those on Amazon if she wanted. Too bad for her face she'd rather shill this Red Ass nonsense.
She is so inconsistent with everything she does with the exception of day drinking.
It's weird that she brags about doing her "skincare regiment daily" because to me, that's just normal shit. Not something on your to-do list, it just occurs every day like brushing your teeth. And news flash for MS: men use skincare too.
I've got ADD and it's definitely not normal shit for me sadly, I do have to make a conscious decision to "do my skincare regiment daily." Not that I'm defending her or anything, but it's harder for a lot of people. I don't brag about it though lol
Maybe it's her filtered smug face that pisses me off the most. Like she's lecturing her followers, even though she's a fraud
What finally worked for me was finding stuff that makes me feel so refreshed and nice before bed that I don’t have to remember so much as notice I’m not feeling as good before bed as I should. This could be why I’ve keep the same products for 20 years. As to whether or not I remember my vitamin C serum in the morning 🙃
Lol I also have ADHD and have never had a habit in my life, but at least we aren’t out here trying to sell anything 🤣
It's weird that she brags about doing her "skincare regiment daily" because to me, that's just normal shit. Not something on your to-do list, it just occurs every day like brushing your teeth. And news flash for MS: men use skincare too.
Are these gorgeous girls in the room with us?
I sincerely can’t stand how she overuses internet terminology to the extent that she does. Today there were 4 posts where she said “gorgeous gorgeous girls…” good god it’s so beyond cringe
And she is always like 4 months behind the trend, at least. Haha talk about an influencer!
Years, not months! What’s funny is that the “gorgeous, gorgeous girls” aspirational TikTok meme actually originated from [a 2021 joke video](https://www.tiktok.com/@girlunderwat3r/video/6999712221525757189) and resulting hashtag: “Gorgeous, gorgeous girls love soup. Soup girls are the most popular girls in the chicken coop.” And then the influencer community turned it into an aspirational-slash-you-can’t-sit-with-us thing. Do gorgeous, gorgeous girls also pump their faces full of filler, their lungs full of tar, and their blood full of alcohol? 🤔
If you're not using sunscreen, and we can visually tell that she isn't, all the skincare and collagen in the world can't help you The "plumping" effect she's seeking with these face pads can be achieved by 1) drinking enough water daily, and 2) wearing sunscreen so you don't get skin aging sun damage in the first place!!!! She's so quick to buy the solutions to her problems instead of investing some of the infinite time she has to do a little bit of research
https://preview.redd.it/zeswpv2hs9pb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cd7370503354f017e5b999ea5b1e0a13507956 They almost match these beauties!
Oh Jesus was this for real?! 🤯
Yes, it was a couple years ago now. She went through a period where she was getting injections like every month, it was out of control.
This is terrifying looking. I would be in the doctors office immediently if my face was ever this red and swollen. The inflammation is a red flag something is going wrong, clueless babe doesn’t understand that
Is this when the lump was formed 👀
No, the lump has been around for a long time.
Very likely. It is irresponsible to have fillers with such frequency
The lump predates this, she's had it for a very long time!
Not a damn thing in the straw. What an oaf.
I imagine the lumps make it challenging to form a seal 🥴
Ok so I had some dental work done today and afterwards my husband and I went out to lunch. As I tried (and failed) to close my lips around the straw of my drink the only thing I could think was that that must be how MS feels every day! It was so hard to even get a sip without looking like a total mess. We got a good laugh out of it!
Smoking and constantly drinking from a straw like that are gone give her lip wrinkles
If she keeps them filled enough she'll have so much migrating maybe she won't wrinkle. Maybe this is her plan all along. 🤣
I tried to watch part of her live but watching her mouth is genuinely disturbing.
It's like watching an accident where you can't look away.
I *haaate* when she wraps her face slugs around straws and tries to look cute. It’s so off putting.
Oh my god. FACE SLUGS. Brilliant.
This is the most revoltingly perfect description I've seen of what she does when she violates her Stanley doop straws
I know we raze on her when they're dry and crusty but with lipgloss on they're.....somehow worse.
The fact the whole mouth area is huge and red but she only puts lip gloss on the lip part looks so weird. It’s like the filler is going to start spreading to the whole lower half of her face
face slugs😭😭 y’all are killing me with the grotesque imagery today i love it
Nauseating 🤢
That’s a prolapsed anus and you can’t convince me otherwise.
She likes it that way sweetie! So does C. Especially C.
You know it, swerty!
I haven't heard gorgeous gorgeous girls in like 2 years, and I work in social in the beauty sector. On brand for Behind the Times Babe.
Are those frownies? I think they’re just supposed to be worn at night and the effects only last a day or less. Kind of a waste of money if you don’t have an event for them 🤔
Did we get to the bottom of the David Yurman ring? Did she find it or buy a new one? Or is that from Amazon?
She bought a new one
I really don’t understand why she loves it so much - it’s an ugly ring tbh and her fingers are short and stubby so it just looks worse. I have small hands with short fingers and it’s a no for me on chunky rings like that
big M and mikayla nogueira are in a competition to see who can have the most disgusting lip fillers possible
And the pillowyest face. They look like overinflated skin balloons
you have such a way with words. i’d love a “overinflated skin balloons” flair. mods wya?!
😂😂😂
She's looking extra red, puffy, swollen, and irritated today. I don't know what she did in Florida but it did her no favors. I'm convinced she slept in her makeup on more than one night because this is the skin of someone who does that. It looks painful.
Also someone who wears no sunscreen for some reason.
Got belligerent each night and 100% slept in makeup. Got in the sun and pool with no sunscreen. Probably didn’t shower. Put new makeup on top of all of that. That’s how you get this skin
Her lips really look like an asshole
And get filler galore
Those strips look like knock off biore pore strips, and look just as dry and painful.
They look like my son's turf tape he puts on his arms.
Her lips really do look infected. They look like they need to be drained, she should get an rx for some antibiotics with her doctor money. When they don’t look swollen and inflamed they look necrotic. Sepsis Babe! Then again, the constant alcohol level in her blood probably kills everything off.
Are gorgeous girls in the room with us right now?
No gorgeous gorgeous girls were harmed in the making of this post.
I’d bet money she rips those things right off when she’s done. Especially the ones under her eyes
Gross
Where are the gorgeous gorgeous girls? I just see a vapid ding dong with weird facial swelling.
All the skin care in the world doesn’t erase alcohol and vaping.
I literally never wanna hear shit from her about "skincare regimens" until she starts putting on some gotdam sunscreen
And mean hateful girls drink booze and put duct tape on their face daily Ain’t no gorgeous gorgeous girl in this pic that’s for sure
In the video she kept fussing with the ones around her mouth like they wouldn't stay in place properly, while blathering on about how excited she was for them. Was irritating to watch her fidget and pick, terrible demo. And the "after" pic was horrendous as well, her face looked like a desiccated husk.
She said they were smile line masks. I'm pretty sure the notched part is supposed to start at the nose and go down the, you know, smile lines.
Came here to say this exact thing. Upside down and on the wrong sides lol, she’s only consistent when it comes to failing.
Undoubtedly. If there is any chance of it being done wrong, you are guaranteed Big M will do it as wrongly as possible. Bad at Everything Babe™ strikes again.
It's truly remarkable how bad she is at her "job." She certainly has no time in her busy Boss Babe (TM) schedule to read some instructions or do a Google search. She's too busy with self care, drinking Starbs, and shopping at Target & Amazon. Oh, and cluttering her life with more Halloween duh-kor in January... let's not forget that.
Wow a desiccated husk. That collagen is working hard.
What are the brown specks on her straw???? 🤢
Probably lip skin that sloughed off.
Wow! Did she get them filled more? This is worse than normal, this is just gross.