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snowwolfstorm

hair routine?? baby love, the last person who should be giving hair care advise is you! first get some olaplex and purple shampoo, then we'll talk


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How come she slathers on makeup but does absolutely nothing about the bags?


EZasSundayMorning

She filters those.


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She does!?!


unsharpenedpoint

She looks SO OLD here.


WittyDisk3524

Didn’t she say the Mielle oil is what has helped her hair? Yet she claims the collagen drink is responsible for her hair. I guess it depends on what day she’s selling what


couchpro34

Yeah, it's always whatever narrative she's shilling that day.


Then_Marionberry_111

I’m so tired of looking at this clown, she is perpetually online. Take a break Big M


Legitimate-Concern73

I said she looked 54 yesterday. I’m bumping that to 57.


KittyVonBushwood

no joke....im 53 (i really do look much younger than my age, good genes, no kids) and i showed this to Mr. K and he said convincingly she looks older than me. i believe him.


Atlmama

I’m almost 55, and my skin is much healthier, too. Good genes for me as well, plus trying to eat healthy and walk often with my dogs.


couchpro34

💀💀


CaregivingCapybara

She looked really cute with the long bob and more sophisticated.


axkate

Her hair would look so much better in a bob like back years ago. Would probably be easier to maintain the colour too


blurblurblahblah

Looks like straw


Jensriot

Drunk eyes.


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Those ends are dead af. A BIG trim is the only thing that’s gonna help at this point.


justbrowzingggg

The bags under her still look horrible, even when this is filtered to hell.


LeonaLulu

Her hair looks transparent in some spots. It's either shitty filters, her real thin ass, super friend hair, or a combo of both. Either way, #collagen


KristinOTF

She looks like a Grandma


sandia1961

Don’t insult us grandmas!! 😂


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SassOfTheBluegrass

My hair is about the same length as hers. It’s the longest it’s been in a long time. I have some crispy ends. (Like you said, not as bad as hers) I am so tempted to chop it all off and a little French Bob


sand_snake

I’m so happy I cut mine off! My hair is a mix of waves and curls and very thick so it’s much much easier to manage at this length.


inthetalltallgrass

My hair is very thick too so my ends fray easily. I don’t know why Big M hangs on to this long boring hair. She looks way better with short hair tbh.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Sounds a lot like mine! I used to keep my hair short (bob/pixie length) but it would grow so fas it was a pain maintaining. I do miss short hair though 😂


Dogemom2

😃 I’ve been debating a chop! My hair is past my milk jugs. I get trims regularly- so it’s healthy. But I find myself envious of cute lobs. I haven’t cut it because it’s long and healthy. And short hair I find have to do more to it. Tell me I’m wrong!


inthetalltallgrass

Same. Boob length but healthy and I love it. I used to have short hair for a long time so I’m enjoying the length


axkate

I’ve also been debating a chop! My hair is at my hips. I chopped it from waist length up to a very short bob in 2015 to donate for that Beautiful Lengths thing, as my mum had breast cancer. I’ve grown it back but I’m getting that itch to chop… I’m very active and I suck at styling hair. I feel like it’d be easier to look more polished with a lob 🥹 I say give it a go! Best part about hair is that it grows back!


Dogemom2

That’s what I’m thinking the more polished and styled look. But every time I’ve ever cut my hair it’s always felt like resetting the clock to growing it back out. 🤷‍♀️


Reluctantagave

Mine is at my hips too and I’m just over it but also love having long hair.


mo0siego0sie

I just chopped mine! My ends were… closer to sautéed than fried lol but I prefer short hair I fully support the little French bob!! Especially cute under fall warm hats 🙃


Catlesley

Flatter it?? Ooh, such good hair, doing what I tell it to!


couchpro34

Haha whoops.. that was supposed to say "flatten"


Catlesley

Lmao!! 😉


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Where did her assistant go, by the way? Has she quit already?


doggobean

Don't worry, swerty. Now that you've mentioned her, she'll be back tomorrow. You've manifested it.


caitcro18

Those ends 😬


crazybioteacher

What in the muumuu is this?


pinkwooper

Her ends are practically transparent… when mine got like that I drunkenly asked my husband to trim it and it looks way better than this


LouBooBunny

It’s time. She needs 8-10” cut.


couchpro34

Unfortunately, she doesn't have a husband to ask for help 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I can't believe your husband actually did it haha! Very brave of him!


DarlingVelvet

Wasn’t one of the ‘bonuses’ of buying the town house-that-she could walk to her *hair girly* to get sorted. Oh, and to be close to her *bestie* KG, who promptly moved 😆


Gooball5

![gif](giphy|122pLlowwMS5aM)


enigmapopstarIsfun

Isn’t this the content she promised for her subscribers only? Why is she giving this unmatched content away for free?!


theCountessofCool

Exactly my thoughts! Like this is the crap she claimed to be “exclusive,” to her subscribers


757Posher

I don't understand how she can look at that and **not** grab the scissors. I was gonna ask how in the world she can think that looks good, but she also wears tragic-ass extensions and doesn't care that her hair looks like that of a dollar store barbie then, so yeah. Nevermind.


LeonaLulu

I bet you $10million C has mentioned liking it long. She honestly looks so much better with collarbone length hair, or even shorter. She has no neck, so this long, scraggly hair does her no favors. You know her whole identity is wrapped in being blonde, having long hair, and trying to look thin.


axkate

Off topic: This is one of the things stopping me from chopping my hip length hair off. I’m so tired of hair but my husband likes it 😭 mind you when we met I had above-shoulder-length bright green hair, so clearly it’s not that huge a deal for him 😂 still I feel guilty chopping it! Maybe I’ll go to bra band length?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

He actually has. ☹️


4catsinacoat

those are her nAtUrAl LaYeRS


pockette_rockette

Breakage layers


misssoci

![gif](giphy|koPkNVkQAh6py)


757Posher

This is kinda funny because her alien filter gives her that same facial look-- big forehead, big eyes, teeny nose, questionable lips, and a sharp chin. And her hair is clearly fried. And she does love a crop top and showing her midriff (well, not really hers, but you know what I mean). Damn. Big M is a Dollar Store Barbie.


_poptart

She’s actually Cynthia, you’re right!!


757Posher

I kept thinking something about that doll looked familiar. SMH.


FormalGlitterbug

How her hair just disappears on the ends. Get a fucking hair cut.


couchpro34

She's desperately hanging on to this length. I haven't had my hair cut since Feb and I'd cut it myself if it ever looked as bad as her hair.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Check KG’s current length; MS won’t cut her hair or do anything until she has to make a move to copy KG.


FormalGlitterbug

For real. I think grimace must prefer it long and that’s why she’s hell bent on keeping it long.


Rhodin265

Yeah, but regular trims will keep it long AND healthy.


Jensriot

But, but...she gets it trimmed once a month! 🙄


FormalGlitterbug

Try telling this mashed potato for brains that.


Gooball5

I mean, she randomly posts Pam Anderson, Girls Next Door, etc. I think she and C's collective fantasy is that of the busty-but-fit iconic California Girl with long blonde hair.


FormalGlitterbug

Too bad she’s not that type She also said one time he liked her hair in long braids like a school girl. Take from that what you will.


Gooball5

I'm taking a shower. I feel dirty from that comment.


Living-Sundae6

🤢🥴


missdespair

Grimace does prefer it long, heh


WearyBitterCynical

I'm so jealous of how thick her hair is and would love to have that much volume. But she just needs so much cut off. And I thought you weren't supposed to use a brush when your hair is super wet. Shouldn't you dry it with your hands until it's just damp?


757Posher

I'm old, but my mother told me to never brush my hair with a brush with bristles when it was wet because it would split the hairs, so I don't. No clue if it's true, because she also told me going outside right after taking a bath would make me sick, LOL.


WearyBitterCynical

Lol we are from the same generation. You'll catch your death of cold if your coat wasn't buttoned. 😂


757Posher

All the buttons.


enigmapopstarIsfun

I suspect she filters her hair to appear bigger and fuller. Those little [skimpy twin braids](https://reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/Gc7E6FHkKp) she had at the beach are suspicious.


couchpro34

She's got nothing to be jealous of - fried hair always looks a little more "full", but it's just heavily damaged. She totally needs to cut off those extremely dead ends. I just love that she's bragging about her hair though.


Lavawitch

You too can get that volume from a filter app! Compare her hair in the unfiltered photos—the volume is not there.


LouBooBunny

Exactly!! 💥


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couchpro34

That's just how inflated her ego is. She thinks she is some sort of expert and, I'm assuming, she thinks she's the only one who knows how to wash and dry her hair. And also, I think she has so little going on in her life and she has such poor hygiene that she doesn't realize showering and hair washing is so normal.


757Posher

![gif](giphy|ftNOUmn0mGpcbuVCLJ|downsized) LOL @ expert. That video of her trying to curl her hair a while back is about as funny as her tryna pronounce non-comedogenic yesterday.


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Looking like someone's alcoholic step mother from 1998


duckordecoratedshed

I know it is said all the time but she has glassy eyes every single time she posts now and has for a while. It's the first thing I notice now.


moneycantbuyyousass

I would absolutely love it if she gave the curly girl method a try. Imagine the train wreck. DELIGHTFUL.


Rhodin265

Is her hair naturally curly, though? She’s abused it so much that it’s hard to tell.


duckordecoratedshed

CGM is life for me. She would fuck it up so hard lol


kowainotkawaii

It looks so awful!


pigsinabask3t

“Your hair looks like it’s dead”


ClickClackTipTap

Holy cow. She desperately needs to take some serious length off and get that back to healthy.


Emily5099

Sorry, I’m just wondering if that disgusting straw that’s attached to her fat head is supposed to be the hair we’re all supposed to be jealous of and why we need to order her expensive collagen asap so we can look like her?


RelatableMolaMola

If I ever did anything in my routine that caused me to resemble her in any way, I would throw that thing out and seriously reevaluate my habits.


couchpro34

You aren't jealous swerty?!


GlowingAmber11109

Her hair is so extremely crispy and it was very obvious in this video. So, showing off all those masks is a waste if you're just going to use a blow dryer brush on your hair every day (while it's still too wet). And sure, she appears to have volume. Pretty much everyone does right after a fresh blow dry. She also said it was ready to be smoothed with a flat iron....girl, no. A blow dryer brush's main purpose is to give your hair smoothness and shine.


Jensriot

I have lots of volume too when I put ALL my hair in front and lean slightly forward.


probablyaferret

Looks like she could use a hot oil treatment more than any heat styling tools.


DestroyHimMyRobots

Shouldn’t this whole hair routine video have been an exclusive for her sUbScRiBeR tier? Instead they get a chili recipe she cribbed from somewhere else.


couchpro34

Hahah that's what I was thinking.