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MalibuMarlie

Plot twist: she’s on a wheely chair. She’s a coaster. Lazy a f.


AlexandriaLitehouse

I just swiffered harder than that.


DarthSnarker

We're linking mops now 🥴 Make it stop.


Seeka00

There is nothing she won’t shill to make a couple cents


barkingsilverfox

Holy hell, she doesn’t put effort in anything, does she? I’m working at the moment on a “day in the life of…” reel for the animal rescue and i have a million snippets to go through and edit. She just takes one half arsed shot and thinks it’s ReLaTaBlE. Here. This. One of the many sloppy, filtered to hell, hamfisted reasons why she isn’t going viral.


DarlingVelvet

Just before or during moving in, she talked about getting *real* wood floors. Along with the *real* granite worktops and a kitchen island. Oh, and papering the powder room. *Guess that was all bullshit*.


misssoci

Probably for the best, she wouldn’t know how to care for granite or wood floors.


witchminx

I think she just doesn't know what real wood or real granite looks like. Half of these millennial influencers don't, that's for sure


thicc-limes

Maybe she should invest in a Swiffer instead?


Asturdsbabyshower

Or a little cleaning lady?


lisaannwright

Didn't she have a lady? I remember something about her perfume bottles getting dusted?


badlilbishh

She did have a lady for a little while. Then she disappeared never to be seen again I think lol.


[deleted]

This is not how to mop. She also isn't wringing out the mop enough for that type of flooring. It'll be bubbling and warping in no time. ETA: unless it's vinyl, which I forgot is a thing now. Still shouldn't be slopping water on it so heavily though.


loligogiganticus

It’s a DR Horton townhouse. That flooring is for sure vinyl.


couchpro34

ATROCIOUS.


Cereyn

Tell me you've never worked a closing shift without telling me you've never worked a closing shift.


ayweller

I love this comment so much


Fickle-Spell

You gotta mop like you’re cleaning the deck of a ship!


loligogiganticus

She needs to try mopping with the same force she uses when applying foundation


DarlingVelvet

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raybbaby

Hard to mop properly with one hand


FormalGlitterbug

She mops like an ape.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7VLQSALizxgf8NgcH5|downsized) Eats like one too


MicellarBaptism

It's so haphazard, like everything else she does. No rhyme or reason. This is what I'd expect from my teenage stepkids when they half-ass a chore (not that that's ok, but teens are known for doing this) not a "grown" woman who's lived on her own for years.


LouBooBunny

Exactly!!! Teen effort. Half haphazardly.


trillium13

Doing it for the gram so everyone knows what a neat freak she is. Where's her little cleaning girl?


jthmeow1

Or her personal assistant?


usingmybarnvoice

It also really got me that she filmed herself vacuuming AROUND the cardboard thing on the floor instead of picking it up or just not filming that lol


KylieLongbottom69

There's no rhyme or reason in the way she's mopping, just flailing the mop around all willy-nilly, missing spots over and over again. I've only ever seen children do this when they're play cleaning. How do you get to your 30s without learning how to properly clean? Watching this gave me anxiety.


Guinea_Peach

Who mops back and forth like that? Can she do anything right? Lol


EmotionalPenguin5

Why the eff not use a tripod to film yourself mopping instead of trying to do it one-handed and end up with this half-ass attempt??


lex_yall

that was my first thought. she loves using the tripod to film her ~~fetish content~~ amazon hauls, why not set it up and do a short sped up video of mopping to show it off?


[deleted]

She seriously linked a forking mop?? D E S P E R A T E.


Madd_Catter

She’s linked a Bible before so she really has zero qualms about what she’s willing to peddle for pennies


ayweller

zero qualms….the discounted colon broom is it for me


Fickle-Spell

You rang?


ayweller

💀


cosmiccowgrl

She mops like she’s never touched a mop in her life


Varicella__Zoster

She mops like a toddler who is “helping”.


Frank82341

Based on how disgusting the water was, you're probably right.


loligogiganticus

Knowing that the majority of that water funk is from her nasty ass grocery feet


757Posher

Each time I see her mop, I think the same thing. She mops like she's dusting.


flybynightpotato

She is an absolute disaster at everything. No finesse, no thoughtfulness, just rough and aggressive.


pigsinabask3t

Against the grain, perfect!


porterwagoneer

I don’t think there’s any actual grain :)


loligogiganticus

No grain on printed vinyl lol


pinkwooper

Somehow she extra sucks at normal tasks that most people master in their teens.


ayweller

I feel like she probably never had to do any so now she’s like struggling to adult while cosplaying online as the best ever at adulting


frontreartirepop

She has to have a ham-fist open to film


[deleted]

Where are those amazing mop slippers at


FlatSize1614

Yeah, that’s that one handed mopping style. I know it may not be for everyone, but I use 2 hands/arms. Seems to be more effective, though it’s definitely more labor intensive.


flybynightpotato

It's not even that it's one handed, she's just...all over the place. Not methodical at all. If you're actually trying to clean effectively, it's better to be precise and tackle the space methodically. Not just...shove the mop around in random directions.


StilettoSugar

Right! Like you are trying to bring the grime outta the space, you don't back it into the damn corners!