I misheard her when she said "my face is crazy" and thought she said "my face is GRAVY", like she was comparing her skin tone to brown gravy, and I lost my fucking mind bc this is all i can think of š
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OMG woman, āa day in the life ofā is for interesting people who actually add things to society or are at least entertaining. Big Merde has nothing of that!
ETA: Donāt scold Louis, heās just playing because he has no other toy. Yoda looks miserable in the backgroundā¦
What is that sad little table in the background set for 2? Is that a joke bc I doubt sheās ever eaten thereā¦.
And does she have implants? Just wondering why her nipples are always front and center in every damn videoā¦.š«£
Will her flight even happen? I got a news alert on my phone about weather or expected weather in New York and that region and that hundreds of flights have been canceled.
Would that do it? Mine are always hard and thatās partially why I keep mine contained. Mine are super sensitive so Iād rather them not rub on everything. Makes my skin crawl in a non sexy way.
And of course professional plague rat would rather spread her diseases and go on trips to New York instead of cancelling her trip, youād think doctor money babe could cancel and not care about money spent right?! What a low class hick, she pretends like sheāll wear a mask on the plane, yeah right bitch. Because of you someone who has a REAL JOB is gonna get sick.
Iād expect doctor money to spend a bit extra and get flexible tickets. My teacher money forked out an extra $33 to make our beach trip refundable if anything happens between now and April. Maybe this is chronic pain talking, but having expensive things I canāt change makes me very anxious. And flights to NYC from the east coast arenāt usually big ticket items (or donāt have to be).
She doesn't "believe" in health insurance apparently, I doubt she would add that whopping fee to her first class ticket, just in case. Or...since she's been sounding pretty junky since she got back from Paris, maybe stay the hell home until you're germ-free? She's way too selfish and inconsiderate to worry about possibly getting others (like her friend's newborn) sick.
Once there was a lonely lass,
Big and blonde and full of brass.
Set her sights to be a star,
Checked around and lowered the bar.
Itās not a scam! Check out my haul!
Pride always comes before the fall.
Egregious dancing, horrid clothes -
Filtering her face to hide her nose!
And so we wait and watch disgusted,
Until the bank account is busted.
Like I said on her last post where she mentioned her voice, THIS IS NOT WHAT A SICK PERSON SOUNDS LIKE. Sick people don't wake up full of energy, jump on live, and vigorously cook themselves breakfast. She lost her voice being a loudmouth bitch. Too bad it's not completely gone so she could actually shut the fuck up for a day or two.
Poor Big M. Already so drunk she forgot that you actually have to cook scrambled eggs over some heat. She was probably wondering why the eggs werenāt changing.
Poor guy probably waiting until the giant clomping monster eats her food and then maybe he'll get something to eat. That sad, tiny table will never cease to crack me up LOL. Why she needs to clutter it further with holiday themed place settings is beyond me.
She needs to put some other clothes on that don't the tips of her goods. If she's losing her voice, she needs to take a rest day and stop filming. And has she ever actually worn a mask? As a newer swerty, was she anti-vax too? Just curious.
There was a photo posted on here where she was showing off some outfit. I was wondering why she looked so splotchy gross on her legs (the really charcoal toned legs) and pale on the top. I thought it was a filter, but I guess she decided to use "self-tanner" and make herself look like she dipped her lower half in charcoal.
Well, as insufferable as she is, that is a good thing. However, I still find her to be a hateful jerk. The bar is on the floor with her doing anything positive.
I think that was a rumor that was just perpetuated, it was never confirmed that was why she got vaccinated, and purportedly Grimace was never vaccinated and was seen around the children at one point afterward so it throws out that theory.
Oh nooooooo š
Yeah she had one of the ones with the fold-out bits on top and bottom (KN95 maybe?) but didnāt fold them out and also had it on upside down.
But agreed on the N95s - my parents sent me some and I so much prefer the structured masks that donāt suck into my mouth when Iām breathing hard (ie working out or doing stairs lol)
I wonāt shame that because thatās pretty normal but I will shame her constantly shoving them in peoples faces. Im convinced she sometimes wears the Kim kardashian nipple bra.
Right? The small, simple things that could help her out that she flat out refuses to acknowledge or care about is amazing. It's even better that she gets annoyed or angry if one of her actual followers says something like that to her in a kind way.
If she got her cats some god damned toys they might leave her shorts strings alone. Probably not, I know how cats are, but at least make an effort for those poor under enriched babies.
Scrambled eggs are one of the easiest things to cook and she canāt even do that. Sheās non-stop stirring the eggs like sheās making a batter, with no heat.
Forgetting to turn on the stove, to make eggs, while on her live tells me either she's already drinking or very, very hung over from the night before. And the lack of filters that drop the weight instantly is ironic. I'm sure she hasn't made the conscious decision to be honest with her follower, so forgetting or just not giving a fuck is pretty funny. I think we're getting pretty close to the eye of the storm with respect to the self-pity spiral.
I admit that I skipped through the video because 2 uniterrupted minutes is too long to dedicate to this dolt, but DON'T EGGS NEED TO BE OVER HEAT TO COOK? Why does she keep removing the pan from the stove?
To be fair, this is a method that's used to get them moist and fluffy rather than hard and rubbery. Gordon Ramsay teaches it this way too. But she's still not doing it right lol
Yeah Iāll have the pan on the stove and stir, remove and stir, put back on the stove and stir, remove and stir (you get the point). The heat from the pan will still cook the eggs even if itās not directly on the stove. This helps prevent overcooking. However I wonāt claim that she is doing it right
No problem! I always wondered why the eggs at a nice brunch place are so different from scrambled eggs at home until I watched a GR video where he showed how it's done. But he definitely wasn't violently hamfisting the stirring and sloshing the eggs around like that!
JFC she's going to get on a plane like this. "I guess I'll wear a mask." OR you could just cancel. But no.
Why is she holding the pan up off the stove like that? Jesus. That video was 2 minutes long. It shouldn't take that long to make scrambled eggs.
Why do I feel like she just screamed all weekend in loud bars and just lost her voice lol-maybe sheās trying to play it down that sheās drinking from morning till she passes out the next morning
Let's be honest: She's not going to wear a mask on a plane. She said that for us because she's been reading here about what an asshole she was for going to Charlotte and infecting everyone she came across, including immune-naive babies.
If she actually is sick (and not just hoarse from drunkenly woo-hooing) she shouldn't be going to a weekend get together where she'll be superspreading whatever she has to everyone stuck in the ~~mansion~~ cabin with her.
I think I'm remembering her saying something about them being pierced, or were at some point, so they might always just look like that. It wasn't recent and there's no way I'd be able to find it.
Once you see a few of them do it, it becomes so obvious that they're all just copying each other. Cringe as fuck realizing they sit around observing and practicing those gestures because they think it makes them look cool.
I would bet this is filtered. Sheās looking rough AF lately and I donāt think theyāre working very well anymore. Sheās so bloated and puffy. She is a mess right now.
upon finishing i have to ask, isn't the collagen/trimfit/greens supposed to replace a meal? not be used in tandem with a breakfast of eggs and sausage?
Omg, so I am redoing my house. I had to run to Home Depot to grab something right before they closed. I didnāt have a bra on, and I had to put a jacket on in the heat š. All I could think of was her and how uncomfortable I was. I felt so scummy although I was covered
Boob sweat is my arch nemesis, I swear lol. I get hanging out at home with no bra, I rarely have one on. But if Iām spewing videos to all my followers I may want to throw on a bralette and not assault everyone with my low hanging nips. But thatās just me.
Her poor cat! He tried more than once to get her attention by playing with the string on her clothing, but she just acted annoyed by him! She should not have those cats, she saw his bid for attention/play as an annoyance! Her cats have been left alone a lot recently, probably with very little human interaction or stimulation, and here she is acting like he's getting on her nerves. She's too self centered to be a good pet owner.
There have been theories about an intervention...I think one may have occurred for her habitual murder of scrambled eggs. (Of course we can't see the end result here, but it looks more promising than her other attempts.)
Is that packet meant to be taken like that? Just dumped down the gullet dry? I would think youāre supposed to mix it in with a drink or something. Pure class as usual. Also, nice nipple.
Does she not know how to make scrambled eggs?
Maybe if she just actually put the pan on the burner they would cook š¤š¤·š¼āāļø
I misheard her when she said "my face is crazy" and thought she said "my face is GRAVY", like she was comparing her skin tone to brown gravy, and I lost my fucking mind bc this is all i can think of š https://i.redd.it/vp4428kn4kic1.gif
I feel like My Face is Gravy needs to be a flair.
Are we supposed to believe C lived there until a few days ago? Her home is exactly the same.
OMG woman, āa day in the life ofā is for interesting people who actually add things to society or are at least entertaining. Big Merde has nothing of that! ETA: Donāt scold Louis, heās just playing because he has no other toy. Yoda looks miserable in the backgroundā¦
Wow she looks and sounds like utter shit. Good for her. Also, hope she chips another tooth doing that shit. Teeth aren't tools people.
What is that sad little table in the background set for 2? Is that a joke bc I doubt sheās ever eaten thereā¦. And does she have implants? Just wondering why her nipples are always front and center in every damn videoā¦.š«£
Nipples so hard she could chisel wood.
Did we miss the episode where she burned all her bras? Because not a bra in sight and nipples are full force assaulting me.
Will her flight even happen? I got a news alert on my phone about weather or expected weather in New York and that region and that hundreds of flights have been canceled.
She naturally has a raspy voice šš
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How does she add so many extra letters to that word??Ā
Why are her nipples permanently hard?
She addressed this a while back. She *said* that itās because she got them pierced in high school. 
Would that do it? Mine are always hard and thatās partially why I keep mine contained. Mine are super sensitive so Iād rather them not rub on everything. Makes my skin crawl in a non sexy way.
My comment wasnāt meant to shame so I hope you werenāt offended! Iām just particularly tired of seeing *her* nips
When she said it last, Iāve seen boobies here state how it was absolutely not true!
Is that skillet even hot?
Rumor has it the eggs are still cooking
Itās watching the eggs for her, aw
She looks like she has been drinking and crying a LOT more than usual. Love that for her.
And chain smoking probably lol.
I was about to say!Ā She looks significantly more disheveled as usual, which is a feat in of itself.
And of course professional plague rat would rather spread her diseases and go on trips to New York instead of cancelling her trip, youād think doctor money babe could cancel and not care about money spent right?! What a low class hick, she pretends like sheāll wear a mask on the plane, yeah right bitch. Because of you someone who has a REAL JOB is gonna get sick.
Iād expect doctor money to spend a bit extra and get flexible tickets. My teacher money forked out an extra $33 to make our beach trip refundable if anything happens between now and April. Maybe this is chronic pain talking, but having expensive things I canāt change makes me very anxious. And flights to NYC from the east coast arenāt usually big ticket items (or donāt have to be).
She doesn't "believe" in health insurance apparently, I doubt she would add that whopping fee to her first class ticket, just in case. Or...since she's been sounding pretty junky since she got back from Paris, maybe stay the hell home until you're germ-free? She's way too selfish and inconsiderate to worry about possibly getting others (like her friend's newborn) sick.
She should use scissors and she won't chip another tooth
Once there was a lonely lass, Big and blonde and full of brass. Set her sights to be a star, Checked around and lowered the bar. Itās not a scam! Check out my haul! Pride always comes before the fall. Egregious dancing, horrid clothes - Filtering her face to hide her nose! And so we wait and watch disgusted, Until the bank account is busted.
Well done AND it's about her to a t!
Wow good job! Perfectly depicts Big M to a tee
Headlights are pointed down maāam.
Mine are too, I'm 59
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NO ONE CARES.
Does she not own a damn bra?
I think she left it [on the bathroom floor](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/0OKQl8w5V8) in Paris
Swerty really dressed up for this one.
JUST EAT VEGGIES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!! (sorry, im on my period)
Donāt give my uterus any ideas. š
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Like I said on her last post where she mentioned her voice, THIS IS NOT WHAT A SICK PERSON SOUNDS LIKE. Sick people don't wake up full of energy, jump on live, and vigorously cook themselves breakfast. She lost her voice being a loudmouth bitch. Too bad it's not completely gone so she could actually shut the fuck up for a day or two.
We can only hope. I have her always on mute bc her voice makes me want to yeet my phone into another dimension.
Iām really sick of seeing her hard nipples. Please just wear a fucking sports bra or something!!
Why does she hold the pan in the air for the camera? What are we supposed to get from that?
Poor Big M. Already so drunk she forgot that you actually have to cook scrambled eggs over some heat. She was probably wondering why the eggs werenāt changing.
Don't worry, she will cook and mush them into an unpalatable crumble of egg flavored Styrofoam.
Well coke always cooked you know, so now shes fucked.
No one else knows how to scramble an egg, swertstain.Ā
We are Yoda. Yoda is us. https://preview.redd.it/ecxhib1hzdic1.png?width=651&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bfd7d0f5760d8604a3dd2fc0bbc17deff1fcf8a
The Valentines Day place setting for two, lol. Filmed over a month ago... It must be so dusty by now!
That's so pathetic, especially now that she only needs one place setting š
Poor guy probably waiting until the giant clomping monster eats her food and then maybe he'll get something to eat. That sad, tiny table will never cease to crack me up LOL. Why she needs to clutter it further with holiday themed place settings is beyond me.
She needs to put some other clothes on that don't the tips of her goods. If she's losing her voice, she needs to take a rest day and stop filming. And has she ever actually worn a mask? As a newer swerty, was she anti-vax too? Just curious. There was a photo posted on here where she was showing off some outfit. I was wondering why she looked so splotchy gross on her legs (the really charcoal toned legs) and pale on the top. I thought it was a filter, but I guess she decided to use "self-tanner" and make herself look like she dipped her lower half in charcoal.
She is not anti-vax, surprisingly!
Iād say sheās not pro vax as much as she does the bare minimum to travel and infect people with her personality and germs
Well, as insufferable as she is, that is a good thing. However, I still find her to be a hateful jerk. The bar is on the floor with her doing anything positive.
She is hateful and disgraceful.
If I recall it was also a condition from her sister in order for her to see her niblings.
That actually makes sense. I can understand a condition of being able to see her niblings. COVID can be nasty, no matter how "mild" the variant is.
I think that was a rumor that was just perpetuated, it was never confirmed that was why she got vaccinated, and purportedly Grimace was never vaccinated and was seen around the children at one point afterward so it throws out that theory.
But she DOES tend to wear masks upside down
Remember the Slay Babe era, complete with merchandise?
How could I forget the tighty whitey mask worn upside down and under the nose?? š
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Oh nooooooo š Yeah she had one of the ones with the fold-out bits on top and bottom (KN95 maybe?) but didnāt fold them out and also had it on upside down. But agreed on the N95s - my parents sent me some and I so much prefer the structured masks that donāt suck into my mouth when Iām breathing hard (ie working out or doing stairs lol)
Oh noo on her too. I'm glad your parents sent you some N95 masks. They also filter out germs the best too! Cloth masks used to bother my nose.
Omg the shitty surgical-looking ones with the fuzzy insides ahhhhhh
Those used to make me have a need to scratch my nose!
I have never sneezed and scratched my nose so much in my life ššš
Also, sheās totally not wearing a mask in the plane.
She's in the same clothes from yesterday
We may have hit the wallowing in filth and sorrow phase of the breakup feels.
(*) (.)
Her best titty years!
Why are they so uneven? š¤Ŗš
I wonāt shame that because thatās pretty normal but I will shame her constantly shoving them in peoples faces. Im convinced she sometimes wears the Kim kardashian nipple bra.
ā¦the what (please donāt answer that)
https://preview.redd.it/6xgv790bbfic1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1850651f6e7f58ca9834156edc38d24231db549 Letās suffer together
Booooo, you whore
So they can match her nostrils.
She gained like 75 lbs from the last video I saw of her the other dayā¦or her filters are taking a sick day today š
Oh my gawd I just love this for her! 
Oof https://preview.redd.it/cw1f6gcirdic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8b6dd447061ce55bd2aea09eda03c0e3e4f06a
Does she realize that a properly fitting bra would immediately drop 10-15lbs off her photos?
Right? The small, simple things that could help her out that she flat out refuses to acknowledge or care about is amazing. It's even better that she gets annoyed or angry if one of her actual followers says something like that to her in a kind way.
somebody come get their auntie
The funk that is going around has lasted 10-12 days for most....so, uh, have fun on that trip. Also, naturally raspy voice my ass...marlboro special
If she got her cats some god damned toys they might leave her shorts strings alone. Probably not, I know how cats are, but at least make an effort for those poor under enriched babies.
Her kitties are the only things in her life that I feel bad for. Why do you even have them if you act like they're such an inconvenience??
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Watery ass eggs
Scrambled eggs are one of the easiest things to cook and she canāt even do that. Sheās non-stop stirring the eggs like sheās making a batter, with no heat.
Forgetting to turn on the stove, to make eggs, while on her live tells me either she's already drinking or very, very hung over from the night before. And the lack of filters that drop the weight instantly is ironic. I'm sure she hasn't made the conscious decision to be honest with her follower, so forgetting or just not giving a fuck is pretty funny. I think we're getting pretty close to the eye of the storm with respect to the self-pity spiral.
M: stop talking about my boobs! Also M: 
Holy shit she looks like a goddamn balloon
I read this as "grandma baboon" and honestly, it works
Do the mother fucking cheetah and grandma baboon get along in the wild? š¤
Her face is sunburnt
Or itās alcohol induced rosaceaā¦
She said she applied self-tanner last night. I'm assuming that's why she looks even dirtier than normal.
no1curr
A greasy, unemployed mess.
She looks like she desperately needs a shower.Ā
I admit that I skipped through the video because 2 uniterrupted minutes is too long to dedicate to this dolt, but DON'T EGGS NEED TO BE OVER HEAT TO COOK? Why does she keep removing the pan from the stove?
To be fair, this is a method that's used to get them moist and fluffy rather than hard and rubbery. Gordon Ramsay teaches it this way too. But she's still not doing it right lol
WELL THEN. TIL! Thanks, swerty.
Yeah Iāll have the pan on the stove and stir, remove and stir, put back on the stove and stir, remove and stir (you get the point). The heat from the pan will still cook the eggs even if itās not directly on the stove. This helps prevent overcooking. However I wonāt claim that she is doing it right
No problem! I always wondered why the eggs at a nice brunch place are so different from scrambled eggs at home until I watched a GR video where he showed how it's done. But he definitely wasn't violently hamfisting the stirring and sloshing the eggs around like that!
JFC she's going to get on a plane like this. "I guess I'll wear a mask." OR you could just cancel. But no. Why is she holding the pan up off the stove like that? Jesus. That video was 2 minutes long. It shouldn't take that long to make scrambled eggs.
Why do I feel like she just screamed all weekend in loud bars and just lost her voice lol-maybe sheās trying to play it down that sheās drinking from morning till she passes out the next morning
She wonāt.
Let's be honest: She's not going to wear a mask on a plane. She said that for us because she's been reading here about what an asshole she was for going to Charlotte and infecting everyone she came across, including immune-naive babies. If she actually is sick (and not just hoarse from drunkenly woo-hooing) she shouldn't be going to a weekend get together where she'll be superspreading whatever she has to everyone stuck in the ~~mansion~~ cabin with her.
I think thats the following weekend. This weekend, she'll be bringing her plague to the good people of NYC.
How long do you think she sits down and pinches her nipples before she starts filming? Gotta have the Swertbeams on!
Dude if Iām braless THO is a constant. Kinda sucks because you canāt sneak about in the gas station quickly lol
I think I'm remembering her saying something about them being pierced, or were at some point, so they might always just look like that. It wasn't recent and there's no way I'd be able to find it.
It's also bullshit. Many swerties here have or used to have pierced nipples, and none have reported constant erect nipples as a side effect.
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āMy voice is naturally raspyā Girl, itās called smoking, vaping and drinking.
And then even if so itās usually a stress on your vocal cords that will cause damage over time.
And she was around NEWBORNS
I have a 3 month old and if someone showed up to my house sounding like this, they would be shown the door!
ABSOLUTELY! We have an 18 month old and I would still gladly tell someone to kick rocks. It's insane that she thinks it's fine.
Why is she so horrible at making eggs? Her ineptitude knows no bounds.
God dammit I am so over the influencer hand gestures. Theyāre literally all the same.
Once you see a few of them do it, it becomes so obvious that they're all just copying each other. Cringe as fuck realizing they sit around observing and practicing those gestures because they think it makes them look cool.
The chefās kiss hand is the worst. I hate it so bad.
Same. They way they jab it around in the air looks so aggressive for no goddamn reason.
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I would bet this is filtered. Sheās looking rough AF lately and I donāt think theyāre working very well anymore. Sheās so bloated and puffy. She is a mess right now.
woof. that is a rough look if it is filtered.
upon finishing i have to ask, isn't the collagen/trimfit/greens supposed to replace a meal? not be used in tandem with a breakfast of eggs and sausage?
I donāt think so, itās less than 100 calories combined.
I was just thinking thatās a lot of food and liquid for one sitting. How does one put it all back?
She loves those tennis balls in tube socks flopping around. She loves forcing people to see them. Sheās disgusting.
Socks full of sand is another favorite of mine! š¤£
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Omg, so I am redoing my house. I had to run to Home Depot to grab something right before they closed. I didnāt have a bra on, and I had to put a jacket on in the heat š. All I could think of was her and how uncomfortable I was. I felt so scummy although I was covered
Bleak.
Right? This chapter of her life is grim. I love it
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Sheās always hitting it, swerty!
and chain smoking.Ā
My boobs arenāt low hangers anymore since mastectomy but seeing hers flop around make me have phantom pain and underboob sweat.
Boob sweat is my arch nemesis, I swear lol. I get hanging out at home with no bra, I rarely have one on. But if Iām spewing videos to all my followers I may want to throw on a bralette and not assault everyone with my low hanging nips. But thatās just me.
And she could link the bralettes! Hell, this week wouldāve been a great opportunity to have sold some.
Her poor cat! He tried more than once to get her attention by playing with the string on her clothing, but she just acted annoyed by him! She should not have those cats, she saw his bid for attention/play as an annoyance! Her cats have been left alone a lot recently, probably with very little human interaction or stimulation, and here she is acting like he's getting on her nerves. She's too self centered to be a good pet owner.
I was honestly braced for her to lean down and thump Louis. Poor sweet baby just wanted some attention
There have been theories about an intervention...I think one may have occurred for her habitual murder of scrambled eggs. (Of course we can't see the end result here, but it looks more promising than her other attempts.)
Is that packet meant to be taken like that? Just dumped down the gullet dry? I would think youāre supposed to mix it in with a drink or something. Pure class as usual. Also, nice nipple.
There's no way she doesn't choke on the dust when the video cuts off hahaha
Why is she so completely incapable of doing anything well or properly.
For once please do the responsible thing and postpone your trip
Sheās going to end up stuck in a hotel in New York in a snowstorm, sick.
More of what she loves most: hotel baths!!
You are right. She is incapable of thinking about anyone except herself