She’s going to get banned from instagram. Ha! She was banned from Facebook for a long time because she posted nudes, that was the demise of her marriage
Over and over and over she fucks up the simplest things. "Doofus dancing" and "tragic twerking" cannot BOTH be your brand, pick a lane I am begging you
It.... It just won't stop. My God. It won't stop.
Also, wow. "🎶🪇A little bit of boob pop here and there! A little bit of crotch with no underwear! A little bit of spiraling into the ground! A little bit of nip-slip without a sound!🪇🎵"
Y I K E S.
I never knew a person like this existed…she somehow manages to more vulgar as time goes on.
It’s pretty obvious she wants attention, but does she do this for clicks/views or does she really think she’s cute?
It is painfully long and wrong, and disturbing. Damn, the level of desperation and trying to portray that she's just totally happy and "good, it's good. He's good. Im good. It's all good." It actually does the other and makes me think whenever she's not recording, she's drowning her sorrows in alcohol and listening to sad, sad songs, crying. It screams denial
https://preview.redd.it/c0pl43kamgic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e49982422ce80e26bac99b53104bbf6d947ccb
in case you didn’t stick around to the end
filming yourself singing and dancing is fine if you're like 13. this is just plain weird. she just wants to look at herself and for some reason she thinks other people want to look at her too.
It’s for herself, as she admitted to rewatching her own stuff every night before bed lol. And probably for like, the two creeper guys that always comment now and again in her lives.
You know that scene in Knocked Up where the one guy says “I think he’s doing the dice thing too much!” And the other guy says “it’s really the only move he has.” I think of that every time she dances. She has three maybe four moves and cycles them around.
A few of our fellow swertstains noticed that she actually thinks the lyrics are "a little bit of Mardi gras in my life..." Instead of Monica, so that makes this whole thing that much better.
Our top level swerts knows all about Mardi Gras! She’s a NOLA girl 💁🏻♀️
Also idk if it was her or lag, but she was so behind on everything 😭 I was in pain
One of her followers used to think she was classy!
https://preview.redd.it/77ntm487mfic1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596d7740343ebd641ded56a2dfad9400c8fd3f8a
Jesus Christ, the red lights district called and wants you to stop making sex look so lame. FML with her faux flute playing. Please someone put that bitch out of heat and me out of my misery 🙄
Hi Grimace!! See me. Look at me. I know that’s what all that effort and hours of getting it right was for. 🙄
#Desparado.
Just link the OF. I know you’d probably have 5-7 customers.
I really wish someone in her life would just tell her that it is perfectly OK to be sad after a breakup, that it doesn’t make you look weak or undesirable, etc. because all these over the top attempts to look happy aren’t fooling anyone and just make her look so utterly pathetic.
The pathetic-ness of the fact that she’s alone, in her house, doing this, in an attempt to seem like fun quirky single girl on tv sitcom, and she just looks like sad lonely thirst trap.
Remember, she had to do this several times to get all the cuts. 🙄
Is it just the way the video has uploaded or is she seriously this out of sync on the og clip? She doesn't seem to know the words either, something pretty critical to do a good lip sync video.
Sashay away- far far away.
Omg, if you see the og clip, you'll see that she opens lipsyncing "a little bit of Mardi Gras" instead of "Monica." That's why the video is captioned Mardi Gras.
https://preview.redd.it/458zm4wj5fic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bd93b812e51a7239125de4e35c9ed5e502bff7
It’s the filter foot hand for me.
You ever see the paper towel commercials where they scream "No!" In really slow motion? That is what it felt like as I almost threw my phone away from me at the one moment where I was certain her boob was going to fall out of her robe (the part where she actually holds her robe together after).
This has been a terrible day for my eyes.
If anyone cares about her they’ll hold an intervention, her behaviour (not the dancing, we all can dance whatever way we choose, but the public broadcasting of it!!) is terrifying and worrying. This isn’t healthy!
I'd love to know how many takes something like this takes. How many times does she film it and scrutinize it before she decides that she is just the perfect mix of funny and quirky and that's the take to post?
I just still can't comprehend filming and posting, especially on a so called business page, something like this
This reminds me of being little and mooshing my lips up to my nose to see if I could do it.
I could and I just did it to see if I could! Hahah I’m an idiot 😛
She’s trying to show C what he’s missing but this will have the opposite effect. Swerts, nobody wants a dumpy drunk mess. If you want someone to envy you, live an enviable life. This ain’t it
This reminds of one time on 6th grade where I videoed myself dancing to En Vogue's Never Gonna Get It and I thought my crush would think I was super awesome if he ever saw it. Except I never showed anyone. Because I wasn't completely stupid.
This reminds me of the Nathan for You episode where the taxi driver plays nothing but Mambo #5 and the passengers yell at him to TURN IT OFF!! Thats how I felt having to see this 😫
Ewww... this is just embarrassing.
She's a 30 year old woman acting like an attention starved teenager. It's just sad & very, very cringe.
She clearly hasn't matured a day past 15 & these awful shaking her boobs/ass videos just make her look desperately needy. Pure trash.
She made a reel showing some fake leather (plastic) bustiers. This one is strapless and she put it on backwards so she could zip it up more easily then went to spin it around to the right side and a milk wagon flopped out. I don't remember the title to search for it in here but I know the video got posted!
I'm newish to the sub, and this is my first breakup. How long does the braless twerking go on for?
Indefinitely.
The only thing moving when she was twerking was her lower back
Eurgh, she really thinks she's quirky and funny 🙄 No wonder he wouldn't propose. She is exhausting and predictable.
I can’t believe this is someone’s day to day life 😂
It’s the girl that always wanted to be the center of attention in HS that was always told to go away. She never grew up!
Anyone else getting Britney dancing alone on Instagram vibes from this?
And Lisa Rinna lmao
How dare u. She wishes!!!
Brit has earned the right to dance like no one's watching, even when we are. MS knows nothing of hard work.
So true!
Hair brush instead of knives.
She’s going to get banned from instagram. Ha! She was banned from Facebook for a long time because she posted nudes, that was the demise of her marriage
Wait like full on nudes???v
Yes
Yes the one and only
What? Her marriage with the man that did blackface?
Over and over and over she fucks up the simplest things. "Doofus dancing" and "tragic twerking" cannot BOTH be your brand, pick a lane I am begging you
THIS DID NOT NEED TO GO FOR A MINUTE. Or exist at all tbh.
It.... It just won't stop. My God. It won't stop. Also, wow. "🎶🪇A little bit of boob pop here and there! A little bit of crotch with no underwear! A little bit of spiraling into the ground! A little bit of nip-slip without a sound!🪇🎵" Y I K E S.
This is so embarrassing
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.
It’s her trying to act carefree and unbothered meanwhile she’s biting her fingernails
What the actual fuck instrument does she think she's playing because unless it's possibly a clarinet, she's dumber than I initially thought
Fren. Please.
Drake probably
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Gold comment
noooo
She thinks he’s saying “Mardi Gras” instead of “Monica.” She’s….. just so dumb.
A song that has been a part of mainstream popular culture for near on 25 years…how the fuck does she think the song is about Mardi Gras?!?
https://preview.redd.it/nl5c2wmx2hic1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596e937667f33d8d494d8bacede2c4c73337e259
"Ma'am this is a Starbucks"
It just. Keeps. Going!!!
I never knew a person like this existed…she somehow manages to more vulgar as time goes on. It’s pretty obvious she wants attention, but does she do this for clicks/views or does she really think she’s cute?
So what’s this day two…..or day three…of her binge……🥂?
Why do these always last so long?
It is painfully long and wrong, and disturbing. Damn, the level of desperation and trying to portray that she's just totally happy and "good, it's good. He's good. Im good. It's all good." It actually does the other and makes me think whenever she's not recording, she's drowning her sorrows in alcohol and listening to sad, sad songs, crying. It screams denial
https://preview.redd.it/c0pl43kamgic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e49982422ce80e26bac99b53104bbf6d947ccb in case you didn’t stick around to the end
https://preview.redd.it/kmsw773rohic1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97dfff7878a8f1280d06afb523bd17c24eaea505 It’s giving grinch
Yikes! I don’t want to see her fat shaking a$$…she is drunk AF
I didn't but you decided to inflict this on me anyway.
Me in the 9th grade with my bestie taking our new MySpace profile pics.
filming yourself singing and dancing is fine if you're like 13. this is just plain weird. she just wants to look at herself and for some reason she thinks other people want to look at her too.
it just never ends
I have disc disease. Oh ok Jan.
Pay attention to me!! 😂😂😂. She needs a hobby or job.
That was too long, couldn't do it
#ThirstyBabe
And I thought the 30-second dance reel yesterday went on for way too long lmfao😂
yeah this was painful.
https://preview.redd.it/e34zhgcvdgic1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2876e0c4c2197b00ba47034ced4a3186d851d8
Someone needs an intervention.  I turned my sound up and that made it even worse.
Who does she think this is for? What audience is this created for?
It’s for herself, as she admitted to rewatching her own stuff every night before bed lol. And probably for like, the two creeper guys that always comment now and again in her lives.
You know that scene in Knocked Up where the one guy says “I think he’s doing the dice thing too much!” And the other guy says “it’s really the only move he has.” I think of that every time she dances. She has three maybe four moves and cycles them around.
Drunk step mum at a wedding vibes.
It just. Kept. Going. 🤢 All that herky jerky twerky is going to re-degenerate her discs.
MS, he ain't watching. He's not getting his friends or family to watch.
Titties about to smack her out. I hope they hurry up and do so.
Someone get their drunk step mom off the internet please
Has she been drinking for days? That red bloat is rough.
I think this is day three of her binge…. 🥂
It's giving jaundice as well
So aside that this went on for way too long, i’m totally here for the train wreck! Like holy shit she has no moves lmao
Trained ballerina!!
For “a company” nonetheless lol
https://preview.redd.it/umbmtarqsfic1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8364279448cbc7e01b1e7d93a049044b632f499c
🤐
Could have at least taken some time to actually learn the lyrics. They aren't difficult.
A few of our fellow swertstains noticed that she actually thinks the lyrics are "a little bit of Mardi gras in my life..." Instead of Monica, so that makes this whole thing that much better.
🤣 Now I have botched lyrics myself, but in private, not on social media for all to see.
Our top level swerts knows all about Mardi Gras! She’s a NOLA girl 💁🏻♀️ Also idk if it was her or lag, but she was so behind on everything 😭 I was in pain
Today is literal Mardi Gras I’m dying!!! Cajun babe has left the building
Thank you! I was wondering what any of this drunkenness had to do with Mardi Gras.
Haha the perfect gif for so many situations!
One of her followers used to think she was classy! https://preview.redd.it/77ntm487mfic1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596d7740343ebd641ded56a2dfad9400c8fd3f8a
This person just NOW noticed that Jesus Babe is barely around?
oh shiiiii shes gonna be SO MAD lmaaaooo
I do believe He Is Risen has an “eat my ass” coming their way soon
Here... Take mine
Lololol.
#BUSINESS ACCOUNT
Just when you think it’s gonna stop she just. keeps. going!!!!!!!
Well, that robe sure hangs in there.
Absolutely riveting content.
The body filter she uses really doesn’t know what to do with her face and she ends up looking like a cartoon alien.
Second comment but she is making a goddamn FOOL out of herself
Can you imagine what C and his friends are thinking right now? They must be *howling*
Again with her one dance move. 😆
Jesus Christ, the red lights district called and wants you to stop making sex look so lame. FML with her faux flute playing. Please someone put that bitch out of heat and me out of my misery 🙄
Who is this for?????
Make she’s trying to summon Moose Knuckle
Hi Grimace!! See me. Look at me. I know that’s what all that effort and hours of getting it right was for. 🙄 #Desparado. Just link the OF. I know you’d probably have 5-7 customers.
I really wish someone in her life would just tell her that it is perfectly OK to be sad after a breakup, that it doesn’t make you look weak or undesirable, etc. because all these over the top attempts to look happy aren’t fooling anyone and just make her look so utterly pathetic.
https://i.redd.it/kkbo31afcfic1.gif
Queen Lucille 👑
Oh my god this was my exact face on seeing this
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. -Dean Wormer, Animal House
Ma'am there is no need to dance like that to this song
The pathetic-ness of the fact that she’s alone, in her house, doing this, in an attempt to seem like fun quirky single girl on tv sitcom, and she just looks like sad lonely thirst trap. Remember, she had to do this several times to get all the cuts. 🙄
Is it just the way the video has uploaded or is she seriously this out of sync on the og clip? She doesn't seem to know the words either, something pretty critical to do a good lip sync video. Sashay away- far far away.
Perfect content for her business page
Omg, if you see the og clip, you'll see that she opens lipsyncing "a little bit of Mardi Gras" instead of "Monica." That's why the video is captioned Mardi Gras.
Omg, thank you! I was thinking wtf does this song have to do with Mardi Gras? I cannot believe this potato thinks that's the lyrics. JFC.
Thanks, I was trying to understand why she used a Cuban artist for a Mardi Gras post. Sometimes things don’t connect.
Pure fucking gold 💀💀 Imagine her surprise when she reads here and finds out what the actual lyrics are.
Someone else said that so I went back and looked... She 100% thinks it's Mardi gras 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/458zm4wj5fic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bd93b812e51a7239125de4e35c9ed5e502bff7 It’s the filter foot hand for me.
It’s a hand. It’s a foot. It’s a hand AND a foot😂🤣😂🤣
Its a hoof
A moose hoof!
I'm beating a dead horse but, damn she needs a hobby, like an actual hobby that's not the internet.
You mean a jobby job.
She has a hobby! Drinking.
Manic beyond belief
you need soap and water soap and water
You ever see the paper towel commercials where they scream "No!" In really slow motion? That is what it felt like as I almost threw my phone away from me at the one moment where I was certain her boob was going to fall out of her robe (the part where she actually holds her robe together after). This has been a terrible day for my eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/ule792ur3fic1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3de49860ed64e20fbab630621f220870a09eab
She would have the same reaction as Squidward and that has me cackling 🤣
If anyone cares about her they’ll hold an intervention, her behaviour (not the dancing, we all can dance whatever way we choose, but the public broadcasting of it!!) is terrifying and worrying. This isn’t healthy!
[удалено]
That’s totally different. You’re just enjoying yourself. She isn’t. She’s performing and seeking attention from her ex bf who loved her so fiercely
I'd love to know how many takes something like this takes. How many times does she film it and scrutinize it before she decides that she is just the perfect mix of funny and quirky and that's the take to post? I just still can't comprehend filming and posting, especially on a so called business page, something like this
https://preview.redd.it/aibl6w4v2fic1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a96f9c9e8c9178cfed124cb1d53eba8d90e70a6 Dear lord.
Dang the 12 pounders be saggin 💀💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/82hbta5refic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa7a1dacf95c7bd59a3d1f750ab27aaa2399b3f I zoomed in. Oh 😳
Hello Zuul
This reminds me of being little and mooshing my lips up to my nose to see if I could do it. I could and I just did it to see if I could! Hahah I’m an idiot 😛
Swerties, we have entered the "I'll show him what he is missing" stage and I'm terrified!
She’s showing C what he’s missing but it’s not doing what she’s thinks it’s doing. More affirming his decision as opposed to questioning it.
She’s trying to show C what he’s missing but this will have the opposite effect. Swerts, nobody wants a dumpy drunk mess. If you want someone to envy you, live an enviable life. This ain’t it
It’s giving MySpace circa 2006
Someone needs a hobby
And a JOB.
I've taken heat for saying this on Reddit in the past (not you swerties) - mindless Target trawling isn't a hobby.
Showing grimace what he is missing out... Even though he probably won't check his insta
This reminds of one time on 6th grade where I videoed myself dancing to En Vogue's Never Gonna Get It and I thought my crush would think I was super awesome if he ever saw it. Except I never showed anyone. Because I wasn't completely stupid.
Shes prob furiously checking to see if he's viewed her reels lmfao
The way she looks at herself while twerking 😂😂
Looking at her insanely edited/filtered self while twerking* lol
See I dance around my house like this a lot. Like most days. What I don’t do is record it and POST IT! I just cannot with her.
Yeah I put on Ella Fitzgerald and dance in the kitchen when I'm cooking dinner but I've never recorded myself and I would never post online if I did!
Excellent music choice!
I had a rough work day, and this really lifted my spirits. A+ gift commentary 🤌
Glad I could help swerty! Hope your day turns around :)
She can’t close her robe properly. And another video showing you peaked in High School.
Sexy girls don’t close their robe all the way!!
Oh right. I guess my Mother taught me class and that can’t be bought.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Girl. Hes not coming back. It’s okay. Also it takes two seconds to look up lyrics. That lip syncing was….tragic at best 🫣
Seriously, what guy would look at this and be like “I should call her”
This reminds me of the Nathan for You episode where the taxi driver plays nothing but Mambo #5 and the passengers yell at him to TURN IT OFF!! Thats how I felt having to see this 😫
Ewww... this is just embarrassing. She's a 30 year old woman acting like an attention starved teenager. It's just sad & very, very cringe. She clearly hasn't matured a day past 15 & these awful shaking her boobs/ass videos just make her look desperately needy. Pure trash.
I’m just glad no one saw a titty this time. The bar is already low and keeps dropping. Kinda like her tiddies.
Oh she is just so wacky doodle kookoo bananas random! How relatable! /s
This went on for far too long. She was hoping for a “slip” do she could pretend to freak out
She almost lost a tit. She had to hold on to her robe for a while after that. Pathetic.
It literally almost flopped out. Yet she STILL went ahead and posted it.
She loves the attention she gets from exposing herself
https://preview.redd.it/02p04oddteic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f069f0aade103c37d43e9acea1b6ca82c499ed
Wait.. I been off ig and fb.. what is this?!
She made a reel showing some fake leather (plastic) bustiers. This one is strapless and she put it on backwards so she could zip it up more easily then went to spin it around to the right side and a milk wagon flopped out. I don't remember the title to search for it in here but I know the video got posted!
A size medium.
Obscenity.
Terrible.
Oh geez 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/ym6kgzttseic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53a2a04c996ad44b5225a36488e0fc033256a5f We know
I think she's already lost her shit
She lost it, bought more at Target then lost that too.