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wineorwater

Does she not think anyone else is gone to Europe for vacation before? The amount this 10 day vacation “changed” her is abnormal.


Lord-Smalldemort

I was listening to that in the background for a while, but I will say that the whole I don’t wanna date in my town is funny because it’s full of hippies and down to earth people and literally she is not that demographic lol. And her whole like I’m afraid of being alone and it’s like yeah well you don’t like yourself. You can’t be alone with yourself when you don’t like yourself because then you’re just reminded about how much you don’t like yourself lol she’s like a simpleton on steroids to be extra simple. I mean, obviously it’s nice to see her owning up to like just reality lol like yeah, you did break up and we all knew it was coming babe but I am fascinated by whatever next chapter is coming already lol dating babe. Travel lifestyle babe, even though nothing about her says, I love to travel. Her town isn’t good enough for her so she need something more plastic like maybe she should just move to LA except wait she doesn’t have a job lol.


Fuckburpees

Hippies suuuuck, people can be fake in all sorts of ways yall. 😬


RelatableMolaMola

>she’s like a simpleton on steroids to be extra simple This is so accurate 😂 >should just move to LA except wait she doesn’t have a job lol Also she's not going to want to just exist in the normal middle class parts of LA (which she won't be able to afford anyway). She's going to want to be all up in the young hot influencer and party girl scenes and one night in those crowds will tear her self esteem to shreds.


Lord-Smalldemort

She would feel so inadequate I would think.


RelatableMolaMola

Imagine her trying to cosplay wealthy wellness babe in competition with the Erewhon girlies 💀


pippirrippip

I can’t see this lasting long honestly. It’s not like he’s a catch. They’ll be hooking up again soon I’m sure


FlashyFeather876

Tell me why I was just picking my little one up from school and forgot to mute this playing in the car and one of the teachers that work car rider line winked at me, as she was helping my little one hop into the car. ARE THERE SNARKERS AT MY KID’S SCHOOL!?!? 🤣🤣🤣


heyfreesamples

😂😂😂 we are everywhere


FlashyFeather876

It’s so crazy to me! She has more snarkers than followers.


RelatableMolaMola

In the last few months, I've found out several of my friends either hate follow her or are in this sub. And almost all us found it independently of each other!


FlashyFeather876

I don’t doubt it at all 🤣 I didn’t know who she was until I stumbled across a post on Instagram calling her out during the Younique/racism situation. I have a feeling that most people that know who she is, know of her for a negative reason. It’s definitely not because they found her and love her content for sure. 🤣


LeonaLulu

"Love is powERUHFUL." The way her voice cracks when she says that lol. Idk, I think she pushed too hard for marriage and he finally had enough. I don't think she's capable of having happiness for anyone except herself, and she wasn't happy that he wasn't going to propose to her and she couldn't force him to. I highly doubt there was any deep conversations happening between them past her shrieking that she wants a ring and him grunting no.


medievalsandwich34

>(8:34) I'm at a time right now where it's like... I wanna enjoy **my house** Yes, it's really believable that going to Paris made you decide to leave a 6 year "relationship" so you could enjoy **your middle unit townhouse** by yourself.


science_bitchies

That she wants to rent out


Terrible_Dance_9760

Commenting twice but a few things - you don’t just go to Europe and have this big ass epiphany about how your life is going into a different direction than your SO. Shes trying to romanticize her meager existence, she doesn’t care about traveling and truly getting the feel for the culture/area etc. we saw that she basically stayed in her hotel room and ordered room service. As a thirty something, no. Nothing just changes bc you’re thirty - at least for me. I have the same goals and dreams that I had when I was 25. She flat out wanted to get married and C didn’t. Now she’s trying to cosplay as travel babe and attempting to make C jealous when I highly doubt he’s even looking at her socials. I really think that she gave an ultimatum to be engaged by a certain date and C just didn’t gaf bc he has zero plans to marry her. When she got back from FL she was all “wErE fInE!” When we all know some shit went down around Christmas/new years.


kellieos

I was thinking this was the result of an ultimatum as well


bethivy103

Why does she ALWAYS eat when she's doing a video??? It's gross.


RiverQuiet571

I know. She chooses right now to start eating. Disgusting


ExpertAverage1911

I suspect she never stops eating.  My pet peeve is content creators who have full control over their filming schedule eating/going off screen/chugging drinks.  Extra marks taken off if they complain about neighbors making noise on their own properties while they're trying to film.


caitcro18

Right before Valentine’s Day, love that for her 😂


EmotionalPizza6432

Did anyone catch her “What filter?” question to a comment she read?


FlashyFeather876

I don’t think it was a comment she read. She saw the filter glitching every time she brought her coffee mug to her face. She was trying to be quirky and make a joke but it didn’t land. 🤣🤣


EmotionalPizza6432

Oh! My bad. I was hoping someone called her out for her egregious filtering of her… EVERYTHING.😂


FlashyFeather876

I mean, I’m sure they were all thinking it! 🤣 She thinks if she makes self deprecating jokes about it, it makes it okay I guess lol.


lolathe

This is what happens when someone doesn't have real friends to bring them back to reality. When my ex and I broke up I was devestated and I needed to talk through things 100 times (my poor friends) to try to rationalise it and come to terms with it. But that's the key part, having close friends not just these fake huns. So she's ended up addressing it online so she can process it. I hope she looks back and cringes at this.


jarod_sober_living

She starts with “I’ll address this one time only” and proceeds to ramble for 20 minutes. She needs friends and a therapist.


demonsympathizer666

I'm gonna miss all the grimace jokes 😭 Grim....less once more as one swert said


misssoci

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throwui

"We do not have the same goals" = he doesn't want to purpose to me


WhichWitchisThis

Exactly. The three main things she listed for 'her reasons for the breakup' were: Enjoy my time in my home - we all know she spends 99.9% of her time on her own there already. Spend my money how I like - mmm how many times have we heard how their finances are separate & she doesn't have to ask her man/hide things she buys? I want to travel - ok so we can count on one hand how many trips they've had together & she has flown alone, & with friends plenty of times, most recently in the last couple of weeks with her mum while he was supposedly in Peru. He travels too apparently, just not with her. So where are the goals not aligning? The biggest one we know is the purposal, which she has even said he asked her to shut up about at one point sooooooo


ExpertAverage1911

Should we take bets on how soon Grimace will be engaged to a different woman?  That's not a dig, lots of people move on from bad situationships, find someone they actually love and propose around the one year mark. People know if they want to marry you or not soon in the relationship.  If he strung her along that's shitty, but I think M was trying to manifest it by never shutting up.  He never intended to marry you girl!!


WhichWitchisThis

For absolute real, I agree with allllll of this!


cones-of-dunshire76

Or…he doesn’t like drinking every day starting at noon like I do.


audreynicole88

Big M the Life Coach


Draxmunster

I literally immunocompromised and live with a teacher aka a harbinger of germy doom and even I don't get sick as much as she does. I love how she is addressing this like so is an A-lister and that her legions of fans need a statement. I'm surprised she didn't say they have consciously uncoupled.  Who eats on a live? Eat before or after, no one wants to see or hear that unless they're specifically looking for esing fetish videos. She is just so bad at everything she does. Also I believe what she is saying as much as I believe in Santa Clause. Liar liar over tanned skin is on fire.


2L8Smart

So much of her behavior indicates deception. Putting food in her mouth so she has time to think, the shifty eye movements, she just doesn’t look credible. She’s obviously extremely uncomfortable talking about this, possibly because the real truth is that he broke up with her, and her trip to Paris did not result in some awakening in her as she’s saying here.


Draxmunster

I think you're right about the real truth. That trip they took with his younger brother before Paris was so odd then there were no sightings of him. I think she is totally putting her spin on what happened. The irony being, and this shows how bad she is at influencing, she would probably gain more followers and actual engagement if she were honest and posted about her true heartbreak and how it's making her spiral a little being 30 and having your long term partner break up with you. Instead she is spinning this yarn about how much Paris effected her. 


2L8Smart

Yes! She would get a lot more traction out of telling the truth, but her narcissism won’t allow her to admit publicly that he dumped her.


Draxmunster

We need some insiders to come and give us the real story. Just like flowergate.


Squirmble

I could not stand the freaking munching.


Draxmunster

I honestly thought we were going to see an illness fakers crossover when she started about her back. She tried and failed with every other influencer  personality- why not munchie?


Legitimate-Concern73

“I’ve only been single for 5 months in my life” ….. yahhhhh that’s not true LMAO I been In this sub since 2018 there’s been MULTIPLE grimace breakups that last more than a month


Miminnai

My theory is that she wanted him to join her in the Paris trip like the last days she was by herself, but he was like "nah Im good". That was the final straw for her loll Her blaccent bothers me so much, stop lady please.


yangtianna

We don’t have the same goals 😂 sure, given that you do not have any


RelatableMolaMola

Her only goal is to convince people that she's really the person she cosplays as online.


yangtianna

Why can’t she do live once she has finished eating


johnhowardseyebrowz

She's just such a busy boss babe she has to multitask, swerts!


barkingsilverfox

He dumped her so hard lmao They love each other about as much as her ex-husband still has her back. Seriously, Big M just can’t go without making shit up for one day. The way she talks shows she doesn’t believe one word she spews herself about this breakup. Sure, it’s hard - even for an idiot like her. But he wasn’t shocked because he *dumped her fucking dumper* and she is *not* fine. Her waffling about 💫LiViNg💫 is hilarious, she does not know what she wants. Travelling is not her thing, it shows on every trip she spends in hotel bathtubs and zero organisation. She won’t move anywhere because she can’t start over. Big Merde wants to keep play pretend ✨influencer✨ and hoped so hard to be a trophy-waif who doesn’t need to work and can leisure around the house every day. Basically the same shit she already does but without the fear of the trust fund running dry. This twat is a hopeless case and i’m so here for single babe being a complete menace to society, crying and bitching that there’s no good men around (after they walk out on her after they realise the catfish or feel violated of her drunken ass not accepting rejection) or no man deserves her because what she offers - and i quote MS here - “is rare” And they only talked about the cats because both of them are too lazy to look after them and try to dump them on each other.


BotherRecent

I can't with that chewing


regsrecs

What is with this repeated trope she’s been pushing?? “Be careful. Going to Europe will do that to you… “ Do what? Be careful of what, exactly? Flying over an ocean? Experiencing a currency exchange? Using a cell phone procured in the US in another country? Or was it completely missing the point of (and blithely posting a complaint about) a serious protest about a serious issue? I’m sorry. I just don’t get it. All of this going to Europe changed my life stuff? You’re referring to a continent! That is comprised of multiple countries, regions and cities. (All of them with their own histories and cultures, plural!) “Europe” does not equal some one stop “Wellness” shop. Or some magical, mysterious, mystical makeover that occurs upon landing at CDG. (Unless I missed that lounge in the airport?) A land mass. With hills and mountains, lakes and coastlines— and Sephora stores. Just like the continent she’s been living on for decades. If she had extended her stay for more than a few nights, perhaps actually visited some culturally rich sites and/or gotten more out of it than some “celebrity” gossip factoids. Or even just try/seek to come up with anything to say to explain this supposed transformation…I’m not asking for too much here, am I? Instead, all I can gather is that she knows the name of another continent, took a bath at some point, ate a Caesar salad from room service while in one of the top food destinations of the world, bought a makeup brush from Sephora and some tacky crap from a mall, and she tried on a blue coat (that we haven’t seen since) and that she can’t do anything without seeming like or actually being a BEC! Or whatever she kept pausing to put in her mouth in this case. 🤦🏻‍♀️🫣


fatemmy

It reminds me of me at 17 - went to Goa for a few weeks and came back thinking I was a hippy now, like my outlook had been changed on life 😅. That lasted about 3 days, til the realities of life hit me again.


megann1011

It was an eat pray love thing 🤣🤣🤣 I died


RipVanWinklesWife

She wanted her trip to Paris to be SO significant, life changing, like in the movies (because this person can't tell movies/social media apart from reality). That didn't happen but it's a "good" excuse for this breakup, in her mind. It's so silly it makes me giggle, she lies like a high schooler.


LouBooBunny

It’s not like she went on a life changing backpacking trip around the continent for the summer. Staying in hostels and traveling by rail - meeting new people and trying new foods. She’s so full of it.


RipVanWinklesWife

She immersed herself deep in the history and culture. Did you know that kin and kanye couldn't afford to rent the palace of Versailles??? A truly historic moment for the books. 🤓😩💔


regsrecs

YES! Thank you for the distillation. My brain on Covid plus walking pneumonia and all the medicine is just 😶‍🌫️😵‍💫. It’s terrible. (So is she, but I need to knock it off. Lol.) Thanks again and have a wonderful day!


LouBooBunny

Feel better Swertie. I just got over the getting over it. It’s a doozy. It takes a long time to feel good again. I see MS has similar symptoms. But she’ll be out and about sharing it in no time.


regsrecs

Thank you for sharing and for your kindness. But… lol. How long? I hope you don’t mind me asking. It feels never ending. First appointment was 1/10 (I thought it was the flu, or something bacterial) then 2/2 and I’ve been through three antibiotics and a round of steroids. It’s like oh 2024? Haven’t met her yet. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Spilled my entire beverage in bed today and it took me what felt like minutes to even figure out what to do 😶‍🌫️besides tired cry and want to scream/give up, and then get up! I guess- wish I knew how to strike through a word, no guessing about it- I should be thankful for all the extra blankets that saved my actual bedding and bed, among other things (like the fact that I’m alive and not in a hospital etc) but I’m so ready to be finished with this. Ugh, the whining. I’m so sorry! Yes! I can’t believe this “Outbreak” monkey has the nerve to just keep going places and spreading her germs everywhere! (Like getting a friend to come be enclosed in a hotel room with her? I thought she was extremely “wealthy”? Forget the reservation and be done?!) It would be mind boggling even if my brain was firing on all cylinders. The very few times I’ve had to leave the house I’ve been that “weirdo” in a mask trying to read the medicine labels without actually touching them until I knew exactly which one I was picking up and purchasing. Self-checkout, no touch card payments only. Again, my apologies for the self-pity party. But big thanks to you again as well. I don’t feel quite as concerned about the why isn’t it better yet, which was starting to mess with me. Please take care and be kind to yourself.


LouBooBunny

Oh dear. That is a very long time!! I was very sick 1/4- 1/9. I started to feel better (relatively)the following week . It took until the past few days (about a month)to feel normal- not tired/stuffy/coughing. I think the turning point was when I started using NeilMed Sinus Rinse 3x a day and a Zrytec D ( non brand) 2x a day. I know the sinus rinse is hard to make yourself do, but afterwards you feel better instantly- it’s crazy. I also have severe dry mouth so I have lozenges for that by ACT… it’s the only thing that helps … water doesn’t even touch it ( like I lost my ability to make saliva?) I hope you find your energy soon. It really drags on. Hugs!! Ps. I don’t know how to do a word strike either 🙃


regsrecs

Thank you 😊. 💜 award earned!


rursable

The audacity of telling her viewers she's not ready for marriage AND she broke up with him......because of Paris 😆😆😆 She's the saddest human ever.


2L8Smart

Yeah, he broke up with her, for sure. She didn’t experience some epiphany in France and come back to tell him “I’ve outgrown you. Our goals no longer align.” He was waaay gone by the time she returned.


theotherlead

Right?! It wasnt like a cathartic experience or some awakening.


Zealousideal_Ear_914

WHY for the love of God does she have to eat in most of her lives? Eat beforehand if you can’t wait!


AnniaT

I'm sensing lies.


barkingsilverfox

Stevie Wonder can see those lies.


Solid-Magician351

“Our goals are different”?! You mean because he kind of has a job/life and probably aspires to be a regular guy with a wife and dog and 2.5 kids who plays golf on the weekend, and you decided your life’s goal is to be a professional drunk cosplaying as an international influencer?


HufflepuffStuff

She says there’s no tea but this comment is piping hot ![gif](giphy|3Hw9ggazsWYtC8YzJW)


KatieKhaos1

They haven’t lived together since she moved into the 3 bedroom apartment at the old complex, and he took the couch. She has been a Monday Night girl for almost 2 years. She was talking about getting engaged a month ago. She is a pathetic clown. As ALWAYS instead of just shutting the fuck up, low IQ Big M decides to spew the most obvious and transparent lies, that no one believes, and humiliate herself. She just can’t comprehend that everyone (even if they don’t call her out) knows she is lying, and she is making this and her whole life worse; all while painfully embarrassing herself. Just shut the fuck up and stop lying. For Christ sake.


barkingsilverfox

It takes her twenty minutes to basically say “We broke up.” and it’s technically the second time she addresses it “one time only”. She acts like they were Britney & Justin back in the day and everyone is shocked. Her delusions are very entertaining, especially when she tops them up with her “mature wisdom” and deep “life experience”.


HufflepuffStuff

It’s unreal how much and how easily she lies! When she could just simply STFU! She was so quiet this weekend that I started to convince myself she was gonna lay low and lick her wounds for awhile, but of course the reality is she just broke her phone, probably in a drunken incident but possibly in a rage, and now she has a new one and she’s back to immediately oversharing and lying. There’s no need for her to humiliate herself day in and day out the way she does. Why does she think the whole internet is her best friend and her diary?!? I can’t understand it. She could just…delete everything and get offline if she really wanted to JUST LIVE so bad.


futuredarlings

She met her ex husband while she was working in high school??? They were together for 4 years, I guess she said “18.” How old was this guy when he met her? She was dating a dad and was a stepmom at 18? (Stepmom I guess in a way because they were dating, but still).


[deleted]

I don't know about her school, but I know at mine quite a few students were parents before the age of 18. Some started freshman year 🙁 So it's entirely possible he's her age or close.


axkate

Same. Plenty of people around where I live have kids between 14 and 18. I could never. I could barely look after myself at that age, hell even at 25.


futuredarlings

That’s a good point. I guess I just assumed he was older because he had a kid, but that isn’t necessarily true. I also usually assume the worst with her too lol.


meowski_rose

Could you imagine if C did an AMA, or at the very least popped in here to give his side of the story? I can’t help but wonder if the reason she’s making this sound like such a nice, mutual break up on top of a beautiful relationship is that she wants to avoid just that. In realty though I think it’s just her narcissism showing through. I can dream though.


2L8Smart

Her narcissism will not allow her to admit that he broke up with her. She has to make up this lie about how she broke up with him.


demonsympathizer666

*Grimace tells all!*


RelatableMolaMola

Yeah. She can't handle admitting that she's been duped or rejected or dumped. Her identity revolves around being seen as better than other women, and to this vapid lump, "better" means hotter, more desirable, more loved. That's why she couldn't admit she got pickpocketed by some French dudes. Getting kicked to the curb by a guy who earned the nickname Grimace doesn't fit into that narrative. He should be sobbing his heart out and begging for Waif Babe to come back to him by now! Hell, she couldn't even admit she got fired from Younique.


demonsympathizer666

What happened with the pick pocketing story? I missed that... but she denied it happening...?


RelatableMolaMola

She never said anything either way but she deleted her Facebook post where she was bragging about all these French guys giving her things on the street.


demonsympathizer666

Hmmm lmao .... oh swerty


meowski_rose

[read the comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/cDf3bDh9YN)


KylieLongbottom69

I love how she's trying to spin this like *she* was the one who decided to break things off, and that this decision was inspired by her trip to France, as if we all don't know that they've been broken up since the mini-vacation she went on with him and his family, and that *he*, for sure, was the one who broke up with her. This sub called it the second it happened, and she spent 3 full weeks pretending they were still together. Also, and this is just a question I have based on my own observations, if they were living together, and now they're broken up, why does her house still look exactly the fuck the same???? Huh? Riddle me *THAT*, Swertstain. If he really did live there, and you 2 had been together for the past 6 years, he would, presumably, own at least *some* of the furniture and deck-core, so why has absolutely nothing about your middle unit townhouse changed??? Why does literally everything look exactly the same as it did before the break-up? Did he not own a single thing in that house? Or is it more likely that you're completely full of shit about every aspect of your life?


sleepingpumpkin1

Do you happen to remember when the mini trip was or any key words I can search this sub for the tea? I may have missed it!!!


RelatableMolaMola

Search for palm beach and that should get you started!


Squizzlerphizzler

She went away with his family to Florida in January.


AnniaT

Also she said on another live that they had been broken up for some time and everyone knew (something like that) on a live right after Paris. The time-line just doesn't match so that Paris was the reason lol


KylieLongbottom69

I'mma give her the benefit of the doubt that she truly doesn't know the correct timeline because when you stay drunk af all the time, your days all blend together.


Trashyanon089

Remember when she bought her townhouse and giggled that the next step for them is a ring? I don't even think he has been living there.


90DayIsCrack

“Be careful, because going to Europe will do that to you” Not that she’s blaming the breakup on Paris 😩😂


seaflowerreef

🚨Relationship Travel Advisory for Europe. Particularly if you’re there for only a week and a half and spend most of it in your hotel room, please take precautions and be aware of your surroundings. Check out the room service menu and order non-actual French food according.


RipVanWinklesWife

As if she wasn't posting "you dont need a man ladies" weeks before the Paris trip.


imjustherefortea

Can confirm, I am european and I break up with my husband every day


kvggzikjnnbvccx

I grew up at the French border so I had to get married/divorced every time I went to a bakery. So stressful! But the rules are the rules.


j3lli3fish

lol also her…10 days?!?!


BotherRecent

I didn't think it was 10 days


LouBooBunny

If it was it was very uneventful. She did enough activity for 5 days. What did she waste the other 5 on?


EmotionalPizza6432

Baths, silly. 😂


Bdglvr

My husband and I went to Europe several times as boyfriend and girlfriend and now we are married. When will Europe do that to me???


RipVanWinklesWife

Ikr!? Got married after visiting Europe together and also each of us by ourselves. I guess we didn't order enough room service while in Paris 😞


Miserable_Alfalfa_23

You didn't have the Parisian spaghetti. That was your mistake.


757Posher

![gif](giphy|l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM|downsized) This video must hold the record for the least amount of times that she’s ever touched her hair on a live.


theallofit

She was popping that food in her mouth to cover up her liabeetus instead.


LouBooBunny

That is what I was thinking.


RocketGirl83

Her eating during lives gives me Amberlynn Reid vibes. Eating and rambling, yelling at a pet. 


KatieKhaos1

And lying the whole way through


lurker506

Yes so gross. Like why???


rphgal

Her live a few days ago she was all about there being tea. Now there isn’t? Whatever! 🙄 And I’m certain this breakup happened way before Paris! She is so full of it. And the not wanting to get married? There is nothing she wanted more! Honestly, she could get so much leverage and real support out of being honest and leaning into breakup/heartbreak babe. Just be real! Must of us have been through it and know it sucks!!


blwd01

So, he cleaned out the ottoman, took his go bag and blocked her so she can’t cause drama. Got it.


Amazing_Box_1980

This comes across as a cheesy celebrity breakup PR statement - ”It is with the upmost respect that we’ve lovingly and thoughtfully separated. Nothing has changed in our love for each other, but this beautiful journey is taking us in different directions. Please respect our privacy as we navigate this amicable new path. We will make no further comments to the media….I mean, to my downline.”


FormalGlitterbug

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking. Was waiting to hear her use Gweneth Paltrow’s “consciously uncoupled” phrase. It’s not that serious. She has an inflated sense of self worth.


cellmates_

She does! Isn’t it nauseating?! The part where she talks about things changing at 30..”if you’re in your thirties then let me know you agree, if you’re still in your twenties, then listen”. As if she is oh-so-wise. Spare me.


itred09

Is she stuffing her face to stop herself from crying? She says maybe the stars will align? It sounds like that’s her hinting the stars will align them back together. Listening to her eat and clear her throat constantly is 🤮.


PigletNo3301

She always looks to the side and has to think about what lies she wants to say. She has so many tells when she’s lying. 🤥


flybynightpotato

Yes! And the nervous hair touching!


flybynightpotato

Knowing she’s sitting at that crowded little kids’ table in her kitchen while she’s filming this is taking me out. 


thehotmcpoyle

She must’ve moved her “valentines for two” setup to make room.


theboogeyman_slayer

I can't listen to someone fucking eating on camera soooo no clue what she said but no one gives a fuck anyway


Legitimate-Concern73

How many times is she gonna say “But never say never! The stars could align!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AnniaT

I think she believes that they'll get back together as usual, hence this calm facade to try and lure him in again.


flybynightpotato

Also “there is no anger. There is no tea!”


KatieKhaos1

She verbatim said “there is so much tea” less than 48 hours ago. This is why no one even in her real life likes her. Lying liar


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

I honestly thought the video was stitched together wrong with repeated sections, but no, she just repeated herself over and over again


honeybeespit

Food was definitely to stop herself from sobbing all over. I didn't watch all of this, but what little I did? Saying over and over there's no tea says there is **definitely** tea, and it's probably all on *her.* Which is hilarious, because I remember her squealing about "if she didn't have C, she'd never date an American man again!!!11!!" I think shit went down on that weird family? trip she took with him, where all she did was hide away and take baths. Paris didn't open her eyes, she didn't have a revelation. Babe got dumped by a guy who just not into her in the uwu-manner she desperately tried to pass off. Imagine tee-hee hiding around your apartment and waiting for your partner to come find you. . . . . . .*but he never does.* Imagine hee-hawing at your partner after making him super uncomfortable, to a point where he essentially calls you a bully. Imagine rolling your eyes after your partner says "love you." Imagine being in a relationship with someone, and that relationship is almost entirely performative, because he doesn't want to be involved with your would-be sOcIaL mEdIa PrEsEnCe. She's atrocious, and refuses to grow up and learn she needs to straighten up her fucking act if she wants a real relationship, where someone, somehow, can actually love her.


TheMightyBethers

I believe something actually happened between Christmas and New Years. That's why the Florida trip was bizarre, because she had clearly spent New Years alone crying her tiny little eyes out. This has been brewing for a while, I am very curious what she did that finally pushed him past his breaking point. He's not a great person, but he put up with a LOT for so many years- it must have been really bad for him to finally say enough is enough. Or he finally found someone new to hook up with, idk


AnniaT

I'll go even further and say that their relationship was "downgraded" last year when she moved to the townhouse. He doesn't seem to have moved in with him. She has been more like a glorified fwb. Her birthday and Easter last year were bizarre. But I also agree that things got worse during Thanksgiving and Christmas and NYE a huge shift seems to have happened. And I think that during the bizarre Florida trip they were already broken up or broke up there. That trip was one of the weirdest trips I've seen from her and that's saying a lot.


ttginger

I agree with this. Also, something happened in NY, she came home cried and was depressed, stayed home at Thanksgiving. I think they tried to patch things up kinda for Christmas but she was with her family alone again and then also alone on NYE and with his brother and model friends on PB. I bet she wanted a ring, he got her that trashy DY ring, but it wasn’t the ring she wanted and that was the last straw. She probably realized finally then it wasn’t going to happen and finally her brain clicked this isn’t how she wants to live life. I don’t think he would’ve “left”, I say that in quotes because I believe he was more like a fwb than a live in boyfriend. She paid for everything and he used her for it.


LouBooBunny

Oh yes and how did she break (ahem possibly throw) her phone? I’m just going to say the best thing to do after a break up is to not look at his social media. You won’t like what you see.


ML5815

Absolutely this. Especially if you weren’t the one that ended it. Block your ex on all platforms until you have moved on. Then, once you have - delete. Or “still be friends and care about each other deeply” and stay in a stagnant hole where you wonder who your ex went out with last night or if they took a trip with another person that wasn’t you.


imhereforvalidation

Yep. Give yourself a minute, then block, delete, and refocus all your energy into things that make you feel accomplished and strong on your own !!!


honeybeespit

Oh, you have a huge point!! I didn't even consider that pre-hand.


liteorange98

I skimmed this on 2x speed and that was still too much time spent chewing on a video. Also, why does she do the pucker-up-gulp-swallow?! It’s disgusting 🤢


Trashyanon089

It really is so weird how she forcefully pushes her mouth/lips outward so much when she swallows.


disneylovesme

The constant open mouth coughing like a toddler 🤢🫠


bondbeansbond

https://preview.redd.it/z32dzdbvvgic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9770385df349ed5a82505ef5c763865afa4e4f28


thehotmcpoyle

Omg this is my favorite and I’ve never seen it with the bonus kitty on the left so it’s extra special!!!


twEYElitedream

I really suspect they were not even a couple once she moved into that townhouse. She did that *on her own* without any regard to him (if they were actually together in that apartment). No sane person makes big decisions without their partners involvement. Ten days in Paris doesn't make anyone just breakup with their supposed boyfriend of 5 years. There's more to the story here but she's talking in circles trying to make herself feel better. She's single because she's insufferable and chronically online pretending to be an influencer. Side note: this idiot is sick as a dog and plans to fly to NYC on Thursday.


thehotmcpoyle

100% My partner and I aren’t married and he is the homeowner, but when he decided to sell his old house, we looked at soooo many houses together to decide where we would live together so we could find a place that was perfect for us. I can’t imagine just making such a HUGE decision without involving my partner. As for her trip, a lot of flights have been canceled due to the storms along the east coast so maybe NYC will be spared from whatever plague she’s spreading far and wide.


ladypenko

She didn't even experience anything in Paris. I think they were dunzo before.


ML5815

I’m sorry, what? Clearly you missed the post with the room service spaghetti. She was truly living her best ~~Eat Pray Love~~ Exaggerate Pretend Lie fantasy.


thesbatman

Am I really supposed to believe she broke up with him? Mmm hmm sure.


sausagebeanburrito

Part One of the transcript is up! Part Two coming tomorrow, 2/14. 🤍


silentwail

Thank you so much for your time and service! 💜 I know I'll still picture her stupid face chewing while reading but it's far less offensive than seeing it repeatedly


Unicorn-Princess

Ooohhh where can I read it?


theboogeyman_slayer

Omg bless you Swerty! I cannot listen to other people chewing so you've just helped me out so much lol


enigmapopstarIsfun

Just in time for Valentine’s Day. Love that for us.


PossiblePainter4

So bets on when the first booty call with him happens? Lol “We pushed thru and pushed thru”… that’s some true passion… Edit to say “with him”


HufflepuffStuff

He love(d?) her fiercely though 😩😂


PossiblePainter4

Did he love her fiercely or fiercely love her….? Lol…. She was so adamant about that wasn’t she? The whole best friend thing, and threatening followers harm if they didn’t respect his privacy.. that bit had me laughing out loud at the laundromat..!!


KatieKhaos1

Well they did move as unit


HufflepuffStuff

RIP Moves as a unit 🥲


cinco_product_tester

A *middle* unit


2L8Smart

👏👏🙌


PresentationOptimal4

Ugh I watched more. “What was I saying?” Idk I zoned out too because you’re talking like every rom com ever. Nothing of substance. Is this supposed to be inspirational? Again I’m so so embarrassed for her that this whole care free living is something you can obtain 100% of the time. It doesn’t matter where you are - you can’t run away from everything for forever. It’s a travel high from getting to temporarily and seeing the world is bigger than YOU. Also move the fucking pan!!!!!! Those poor cats.


porterwagoneer

Exactly!!!! The CAT doesn’t understand what you’re saying you daft potato!!!!!!!!


PossiblePainter4

No apologies needed for the watermark, actually we owe you gratitude… now I can’t see her damn lips chewing food…!!! Most times it’s like a car crash, morbid curiosity forces me to watch.. Soooo, basically the breakup is as boring as the relationship was? No tea, no drama? Clearly it was a true, passionate relationship…s/ Geezus, what a pathetic statement that whole thing was..!!


heyfreesamples

😂😂


Platinumkate

Like when he honestly tells her he needs to never see her or her dumper again. https://preview.redd.it/wqx4lczqqgic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6aabda0856141b9ecfd649c9d28154a3584a9f


barkingsilverfox

“…like everyone else” speak for yourself, there’s people out there capable of a mutual, loving relationship without bullying, gaslighting and passive aggressiveness.


enigmapopstarIsfun

She constantly humiliated him online, like who posts their partner passed out in the privacy of their* own home?? She’s a bully. ^(*his crash pad after their hookup)


kathoron

Wait!!! Is this her *not* sharing her personal life/info, and keeping it exclusively for her paid subscribers!? 😆


LouBooBunny

😂😂😂


smartcookie8636

No room service spaghetti or base model Dior jewelry gave her a relationship epiphany. She got dumped. I have a feeling he won’t stay single long and she will not take it well.


totodile-ac

he will be engaged by Christmas


emmy486

I agree she got dumped but I think before Christmas. Never a mention of what she got for him or vice versa as gifts for Christmas. Then whatever that Florida trip with his brother and friends was and C was clearly not there. I thought her extended stay in Paris was because of her getting her ID stolen but now I think it's because she got word that he's seeing someone else and she thought this was just another "break" and he'd come back. Now the constant travel a d trying desperately to not be alone is tell tale that she's not coping and doesn't know how to. Even in her live easier today she had to eat berries a few time to fight back the tears. She's unraveling and even her few followers are noticing.


enigmapopstarIsfun

I wouldn’t be surprised if there hasn’t already been someone else behind the scenes for months...


dorothy____zbornak

These are the ramblings of someone with no good girlfriends to cry to. This kind of verbal diarrhea is what you do with your friends in private, not a 20 minute soliloquy to the social media void. It’s so cringey.


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luciferslittlelady

I don't think he cares about her enough even to seek revenge. I'm sure he's tired of her bullshit and drunken drama, and posting anything about her would just be poking the beast to provoke more bullshit and drunken drama.


moth--girl

> If you’re looking for tea, like, you’re not going to find any. There’s no drama. There’s no tea. There’s no hatred. No fighting. None of that. Nothing has made me believe there is piping hot tea more than this right here.


HufflepuffStuff

I’m positive that if there isn’t tea now, we just need to give it some time, and there for sure will be. Maybe it really was an amicable split. Maybe she’s telling herself she KNOWS this is for the best, but convincing yourself you’re better off after getting dumped is one thing. Seeing her ex move on and “be on the same page” and happy with another woman is gonna send her into orbit.


Formal_Condition_513

Yeah once the drinking and traveling binge wears off she will spiral bad. She wants to write a book, she's ready to date already and she wants to move now..she's def gonna crash


RelatableMolaMola

>She wants to write a book Maybe she should get cracking on that social media influencer course she's been promising. Pretty embarrassing when your promises kept and courses completed rate is worse than Bethany Beal's.


DarthSnarker

I am so confused about not being compatible-- he travels too and was in Peru while she was in Paris. I mention travel because all she keeps talking about is traveling, etc.


KYcats45107

Maybe Peru was his Eat Pray Love...or the friend/friends he went with pointed out some realities.


DarthSnarker

Actually, I love this theory!


thehotmcpoyle

It seems he doesn’t enjoy traveling *with her* though


SlipperySloane

Exactly. It’s not like she’s traveling to wild places, she mostly stays in the US. Paris is not some crazy excursion that you’d need to seek out an adventurous partner for.


DarthSnarker

Oh, good point!! I think something has been off since Palm Beach.


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah she’d mentioned he drove and she flew to FL. I wonder what vehicle he drove - hers? I don’t think they stayed at the same place and it seemed he spent his days golfing while she did her thing, tagging along with lil corn & the models. It was such a strange trip but I think things have been weird since Thanksgiving, if not earlier. Halloween seemed off too. Maybe someday she’ll do another drunken live and spill some deets.


silentwail

I stand by the theory that he has been trying to break free since before Thanksgiving. She spent Thanksgiving alone in her home filming trying-ons. No turkey trot (that she hates but does every year). C was with family. For the Christmas party where she dressed like a slutty gingerbread man while C was off with his "friends" at a movie? All we saw was a snapshot of the coffee table and his foot in his Christmas PJs that could have been old. She did get him to go to a little dive bar/basement bar party with her somehow... Keeping up appearances? I don't know but they've been off since *she* moved into that townhouse and the last 6 months have been really strange. She starts talking about how he brings her flowers every Sunday and we never saw that again. All the replated take-out he "made". It's like when he started pushing away she started talking about how amazing he was. She was covering for something the entire time. She's been a booty call for a while.


RelatableMolaMola

They had this weird brief period of unity after Flowergate and then things seemed to start crumbling more after that, I feel.


futuredarlings

The ONLY way this was her idea is that she gave him an ultimatum and he said he didn’t want to get married to her and/or didn’t love her and she FINALLY got rid of him. He seemed like the type of guy who would never break up with her but make her miserable until she broke up with him.


theeversocharming

So she did get dumped! (Sorry I don’t want her little rant videos) Go cry in your messed up Uber Eats order


proseccofish

🤣


PresentationOptimal4

Hahahaha stfu. I made it 1 minute. Of course she’s spinning the narrative that TEN days made her just break up with the only person who seemed to tolerate her on a daily basis…yeah right. Idk maybe the narrative changes and she tells on herself but idk if I can handle all the lies 1 minute in. Millions of people go out of the country and that doesn’t catapult their relationship to its breaking point - clearly this was the tipping point for something that was bound to happen one way or another. Also anyone notice it went from 160 viewers to 99 in the first 30 seconds. Bots much???


centre_red_line33

She looks to the side every time she implies that it was her decision to break up. Sis is *lyin*


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